I'm addicted to gay porno and proud of it. If I don't spend at least five hours a day gooning and edging to other men getting their rocks off with each other, I consider the day wasted. Since infowars.com went kaput for being unfunny garbage, I've been living in the same house as Nick Fuentes and my parents, all of whom live in fear of me because I regularly beat them up for no reason. When I met Ye, I let him put me on a leash and fuck me in my every orifice and call me his bitchboi cumslut. Sometimes I shit myself on purpose because I think it's funny. I just shit myself just now while typing this, now how do you like them apples lol. infowars 2 will be a failure because I put zero effort into it and after it releases I will drive drunk once again. I go to gay fetish bars seven nights a week and my bodycount of male fuckbuddies is easily in four digits by this point. I worship Charles Manson. I have never done an honest day's work in my entire life. I wear diapers and I'm a member of NAMBLA.Sincerely,Alex JonesP.S. Watch Vera Drew's the People's Joker
>>534394917Buy an ad
>>534394917Nooooot funny.
>>534394917Go advertise to the subhuman lefties on reddit. No one here is going to watch this borefest
>>534394917I feel like if this buying infowars bit was actually paying off, these kinds of posts wouldn't be happening.
>>534394917I thought Tim and Eric was funny but after following them for a while and seeing what Tim was up to outside the show, he seemed like a fag and I stopped following him years ago. On the other hand, I've never seen Alex Jones say even a single thing that I don't agree with and he's one of my heroes.
>>534396966"Tim and Eric" peaked creatively and culturally around 2010/2011. Billion Dollar Movie was the death rattle of their prime. Since then Tim has become an insufferable insecure whiner who's spent the last decade and a half hiding behind the skirt of some faux moral crusade. Everything he does reeks of desperate seething to reclaim some semblance of relevancy. Even the infowars thing is kind of pathetic, it's something that would have been fucking hilarious in 2014, but nobody's really cared about infowars in years.
>>534396966Same. Loved em back in the day, saw them live twice, one of them with John c reilly, but Tim just isn't funny anymore. He's just another d list hyper political hack now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw
Alex Jones makes them seethe so hard lmao
>>534394917 >The Onion (a parody network), Tim Heidecker, (someone who couldn't tell the truth if his family's lives depended on it) telling me Sandy Hook was real
>>534396966Alex Jones isn't fit to lick the crud from between Bill Coopers toes. He's just a drunk tranny loving bullshit artist who's only in it for the grift.
>>534396966You think Sandy Hook was fake?And the kids were crisis actors?
>>534398562That's what the Onion said, no wait, they said it was real....
>>534397308>nobody has cared for years but I'm posting about itLol move on Sam, you couldn't even beat up a dude 30 lbs lighter than you
>>534398561Bill was a much bigger drunk than Alex. I don't hate Bill Cooper but he wasn't particularly amazing. Have you read his book? It's neat but also nothing special. The most interesting thing is the "money as hydraulic system" analogy and all the UFO and other shit is just totally unsubstantiated personal anecdotes or lifted directly from other sources.>>534398562Yes I think Sandy Hook was 100% fake.
>>534398698Bill handled his shit much better and was actually fairly intelligent. Alex is a literal fucking moron.
>>534398594>>534394917Also pretty weird timing with how the left is saying all of Trump's assassinations are fake, and then they do this...
>>534398562It's obviously fake to anyone who isn't a fucking gullible rube
>>534398774>Alex is a literal fucking moronHe really isn't, he's extremely intelligent.
>>534398611Flattered but I'm not Sam. I'm just a retard from Fairview who makes more money than him and doesn't have to cowtow to a cult of retards just to survive another day.
>>534394917Even kikes aren’t funny anymore bros. This truly is the worst timeline. I want to go back.
>>534398960>retard take
>>534394917Na Tim wasn't very funny.Death to all jews!
