https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn0p8yled1do
How does this retarded dinosaur have any fucking money?
>>534394964i went to game stop this week for the first time in a while>my old location is closed>go to a new location>it has literally no games. they're all downloaded nowI had the distinct impression they were on their last legs
>>534394964Why?
>>534394964Holy shit people still use eBay?
>>534395031Jews got caught shorting stock so people pumped up the fake market value. It's basically how the entire stock market works. There is no actual value.
Anyone else just fucking hate GameStop >go into Gamestop>Notice they don’t have my favorite MadKatz controller>Now I’m super mad and about to be super bad>pull my pants down, and start breakdancing with my dick out, spraying piss everywhere like a lawn sprinkler>an employee says to me “Sir! What are you—“>I cut him off and yell “NO I DONT WANT TO PREORDER MODERN WARFARE YOU ASSHOLE”>notice the manager speaking on the phone with the cops>I yell “STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!”>I take a shit into my hand and yell “HADOOOOOOKEN!” then throw it at him, then rub my shit-covered hands on to the counter chanting “PEE PEE POO POO WHATCHA GONNA DOO OOOOO?!”>Run towards the door>Some fat employee steps in my way>Punch him in the stomach using my best Doom 2016 Mancubus glory kill impression>He barely flinches as my rail-thin forearm slams into his side>He attempts to restrain me>I yell “GET OFF, SCUM!” as I thrash under his hold>He releases me in shock as my now rock-hard 4-inch penis smacks against his leg and his khaki pants are smeared with piss and shit>See a kid and slap him in the face with my wiener while I’m running, then yell “HOOOOOLY SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT” like the Unreal Tournament announcer as I sprint out the doorFUCKING GAMESTOP
>>534395031Retards on /biz/ and r/wallstbets. Same reason AMC staved off its demise during COVID or how Hertz somehow stayed afloat.
>>534395207Damn, how did you get away with all that bro?
>>534394964the CEO has some guarantee about getting a 35 billion payout if he can push the company to 100 billion in valuation, ebay would get him halfway there
>>534394964You can get games on ebay for pennies they are trying to protect the used bin
>>534395207This tries too hard to be a copy pasta. There’s no subtlety, nuance, or relatability.
I didn't think ebay was small enough for this to be remotely plausible.
>>534395183Yeah I'm sure theres still plenty of people looking to buy things you cant buy in storesAnd scalpers
>>534395066I wanted a hard copy of skyrim when it first came out.I wasted my time going to a store to get a steam download key.
>>534394964I love that ghouls got a taste of their own medicine with all the shorting the stock shenanigans. If we take a step and evaluate what this company actually offers. It undoubtably deserved to die. Make a bet on their failure was the rational decision. Their incompetence and mismanagement will destroy ebay if this goes through. I don't want to live in a space when amazon has no viable competition.
>>534394964The ebay profits keep the gamestop loss leader afloat.
>>534394964>gamestop buys ebay>all games listed as "complete in box" are seized by ebay/gamestop and relisted as "cartridge/cd only" with the cardboard disposed of behind gamestops across the USlmao
>>534395183What do you use instead?
>>534395772bro they're a pokemon card dealer now
Shall continue to hold.
>>534394964God I hope so. That bitch ruined ebay with her policy changes.
>>534394964What if GME holders weren't wrong?
>>534396894They could've bought BTC or NVDA or literally anything else instead of holding to get diluted on by their Jew CEO. Kek baggies.
Because one can never have enough avenues for money laundering.
