Anti Aging Billionaire drops redpill that only 25-30% of Vaginas are dominated by disease/infection fighting bacteria.>This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. >Top 1% of all vaginas. >Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). >Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. >The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)>This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. >A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
>>534405109https://x.com/i/status/2049688286126559372
So what’s more dangerous eating pussy or ass
>>534405531Probably ass is more risky in the short term because of potential parasites or e coli
>>534405109>Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.
>>534405531Ass is more dangerous on average but pussy can be far more dangerous in extreme circumstances. I have heard of a blue taco before but never a blue bussy.
>>534405109Molecular biology is such a fascinating topic, huh. :p
>>534405531You shouldn't be doing either of those things. Cock and walk.
>>534405109What a fucking lolcowDid the son watch
>>534405109Literally why the fuck would this pussy whipped nigger faggot even post this shit for the entire world to see?
>>534405531Just suck her titties
>>534405109That guy definitely takes cock in his ass if you are sending samples of your wife’s pussy to the lab to make sure it’s clean
>>534405644From a marketing standpoint, I'm certain there's an entire demographic of insecure women that can justify this sort of FUD.
Is there a documented process that clearly shows how that score is calculated or is that a number he pulls out of his ass?
>>534405109Hurry up with the fucking waifubots
>>534405732>he doesn't know
I can't wait to see the news this dork got smoked by some jeet in a semi truck driving like they're still back in indiaPerfect way to go out for such a loser obsessed with feminine things like looking young forever
>>534405109Lower pH / more acidic = less likely to get pregnant (copper IUDs do the same thing). The L in L. crispatus and L. iners stands for Lactobacillus. Meaning they produce lactic acid, with crispatus producing the most. That explains the low pH and the lower prevalence of bacterial infections. The lower pH precluding the reproduction of other bacteria. Also, fewer diseases.Africans (and some spics) fall into the same vaginal pH range as chimps/baboons/bonobos etc.More acidity reduces the motility of sperm, so a more acidic vagina will kill off weak swimmers and anything below a PH of 5.0 is absolutely hostile to weak sperm.White woman body kills more sperm, so she needs more frequent intercourse. European genes are so selective that a Euro vagina is more likely to generate pregnancy from repetitive breeding, selecting for intentionality. And the pH level might ensure only the best sperm inseminates by killing the average sperm.White women also have the widest hips and widest birth canals, and white babies have the largest craniums. Vastly more c-sections when non-White females are birthing children from White males.
How many kids does she have faggot. 0 kids isn't top 1% of anything
brutalwash your filthy cunts
>>534408081She is very mid, it's probably better if she doesn't breed.
>>534405644He spent too much time around rich zoomer retard kids. He is addicted to attention lately. I hope he is also tryna btfo foids on a large scale.>most of yall got trashy stinky peasant vaginasWhich is a based take and trueMost women got disgusting vaginas. When you start having sex you will understand.
>>534405531avoid both if possible. also, as a sidenote, eating pussy is emasculating activity while eating ass is an relatively speaking an act of domination, but only if you fuck their ass after.
>>534405109Hi, I've been with a few women in my life and one thing l've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina - you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that They're just too close together, sorry, but its true.
>>534405109do the penis have bacteria too
>>534405109Wow that's crazy but I love eating pussy and I'm just not gonna stop.
>>534408519>Most women got disgusting vaginasOf course. Why wouldn't it be?
>>534408644Just say you like men, faggot.
WUH OH
>>534406197women are fucking disgusting, i'll just go gay thanks
>>534405792Ah shit, that makes sense. Guess a new product is on the way.
I have simply decided not to have sex with foids
>>534405531ass, parasites or e colipussy, cancer
>>534405109>dominated by single bacterium from multiple protective bacteriasounds like overspecialization, which is bad actually
>>534406197>believing ad jew
>>534405117This dude needs an intervention wtf
>>534409818this. supply more BBC for our women before we marry them
>being so insecure you have to brag about your girls vaginal floralmao what the fuck>100% most protective microbiomeahhaahha jesus christ this guy is gatekeeping Döderlein bacteria what the shit
>>534409922His gf is based. Eating dirty pussy is more dangerous than smoking.
>BE DEMORALIZED>HATE WOMEN>BE AFRAID OF SEX>CRAVE SEX
>>534405109wonder what's the microbiome on all the black cocks he sucks daily
>>534405109I've been with maybe 100 women in my life. Art hoes have the nastiest pussies in existence. Disgusting, rancid, smelly vaginas. Asian women have the nicest pussy by a mile. My Chinese ex smelled floral and I swear to God tasted sweet like cheesecake. Zero body odor or bad scent.Gym girls are always a close second, that's where I met my wife. Never bad smelling and usually really clean, my only complaint is it can be too neutral where it smells like nothing. Milfs are 50/50, either immaculate pussy or disgusting death trap. Latinas legit smell like Mexican food down there. Sometimes it's nice, they're usually pretty decent though. This is what led me to believe it's dependent on diet. Only been with 1 black chick and it was fine. Chubby bitches are 2nd most disgusting next to art hoes.I would say that women fall into 3 categories:>showers once a week, if that. Vagina is a toxic waste zone. Somehow convinced that women don't need hygiene. Always the most critical of men and think men are gross when they don't even know how to use soap. Smegma and BV abound. Eats like shit all the time and have zero self control. >overzealous about cleaning down there, use soap and other harsh chemicals that throw off their pH and can make things funky. Anorexic or some other issues.>confident and common sense, women who shower daily but know to avoid harsh chemicals down there. Have a good diet and exercise regularly.
>>534410475>oral sexcringe and gay
>>534410475Art hoes probably have bad diets and sleep
>>534405109>Eating pussy without STDs is now a millionaire only privilege This clown world doesn't stop, does it?>>534405604Yeah pretty based, not gonna lie
>>534410594They usually have this self loathing/man hating thing where they become really fucking defiant about everything. Daddy issues maybe. It's fun when you want to play a dominant "do whatever I say" role, but then their BPD kicks in and they police get involved because they never learned to regulate emotions. You could tell them to breathe and they'd stop doing it because they don't want a man telling them what to do. They all belong in an incinerator.
>telling everyone on xitter you just ate pussybased>telling everyone that you put value on the colourful chart that tells you you're the bestretard
>>534410557>pussy>gayEnjoy being fat, I guess.
>>534405109I still get a sinking feeling in my gut knowing I've had sex, and that I didn't test myself 2 years since. Oral is so gross and unhygenic when you think about it, as much as whether you put your penis in her vagina with or without the condom. I fucking hate myself for straying from god and letting some harlot of a girlfriend take my virginity.Not even the smell alone, putting your finger in a vagina is the most wrong, sick feeling thing I have ever done.I fear having a girlfriend is not safe today, because she will inevitably want sex from you.
>>534405109Tampons?
>>534410733>on his knees eating pussy (that I came in)>on his knees proposing to pussy (that I came in)cucky mcgee
>>534410842sex is based but fingering and oral is jewish
>>534410862I understand you can only imagine sex in terms of elaborate fantasy when the only vagina you've seen was on a screen with your dick in your hand.
>>534410842Lol you sex-having loser, fuck outta here this is virgin forum
>>534405109>>534406197Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostolic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) prefered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?
>>534410149>You WILL MARRY THE SINGLE MOTHER/WHORE/OBESE LANDWHALE WITH A VAST SEX HISTORY, MICROCHIMERISMS AND STDSNo, I don't think I will
>>534410842Buddy having your fingers in a vagina is amazing. If that's how you feel, maybe you'd enjoy wrapping your hand around a dick instead?
>>534408650>the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you?It absolutely does and it is crazy to me how nobody brings this up. It should scrutinize female hygiene even more.
>>534410942It feels like I'm pushing through itchy layers of sliced ham, and its worse because my nails are also very sharp. >maybe you'd enjoy wrapping your hand around a dick instead?No thanks, I prefer boobs or a nice leather steering wheel.
>>534405109It's still right next to anus, meaning it has fecal bacteria all over.
>>534410896>>534410942>when the accusations are confessionspeak jew>>534410908It's not a zero sum game bro. It's a win-win
>>534411043What kind of women are you fingering, man? I thought Polish chicks were supposed to be hot. Vagina should feel like squishy, wet ecstasy.
>>534410842you are gay, anon, and thats okay.
>>534410044No fucking shit, but most girls don't seem to put two and two together. God I fucking wish I managed to just say no to getting sucked off before she pulled a fast one. Mouth is a cesspool of bacteria and I know it too well from my sinuses. I really hope I don't wind up getting any test results positive the next time I go.
>>534411191That makes no fucking sense. If you're gay that means you're 2000% dirtier and more contagious/disgusting.
>>534405109that's filthy white vaginas. can't even c all them vagins. they're more like caverns or black holes. big massive black holes that suck in every bbc and get bigger, more massive, so that orbiting mayo vermin float around it like solar systems because they drink 5L coke and eat chips all day
>>534410953women were designed by a civil engineer.put the playground next to the sewage plant.
>>534411195STDs are a meme. Getting sucked off is cringe and I never allow it thobeit
>>534405109literally who is this Bryan, who is Kate and why should I care this fag is advertising (probably his gfs) pussy to millions of men?
>>534405109Just imagine if this asshole dies of throat cancer from this
>>534411344Why throat cancer?
>>534411256>putting your finger in a vagina is the most wrong, sick feeling thing I have ever doneYou are gay. But again: thats okay.
>>534409137Anon, women have assholes too
>>534411405HPV gives throat cancer. HPV infection rates among young women have tripled since 2010.
>>534410475>Somehow convinced that women don't need hygiene.They read that the vagina is "self cleaning" because of PH and think themselves smart, so they never wash it.
>>534405109Remember, only white/asian pussy
>>534411405HPV is an STD. It stays dormant in your system forever, especially in men. You almost never know you have it, rarely it causes warts mostly in women, but it causes a number of cancers. If a man goes down on a woman with HPV, it can enter in your throat and lead to cancers.
>>534411450Wait so this is from licking vaginas specifically as opposed to getting your penis sucked?
>>534409608based as. sex is gay.
>>534405109American women are filthy bruh. Are you really surprised? Have you been living under a rock? All niggers both men and women are diseased as well. No exceptions. They all have a disease
>>534411476Women shouldnt wash their vagina, just the outside. It is self cleaning. If a woman washes away the sweat and shit from the outside, the inside takes care of itself. This should be common knowledge. Vaginas only get disgusting when a woman either doesn't wash anywhere, takes a lot of dick, or uses soaps or chemicals inside the vaginal canal.
>>534405531My girlfriend's pussy tastes like nothing. I've been telling her she has top 1% too. I prefer just sucking her titties and getting head tho
>>534411043>itchy layers of sliced hamwhat the fuck...
>>534405109White people being weird like always.
>>534411515You can get it from having your dick sucked, it's just more rare. HPV was fairly uncommon until a couple decades ago, one more reason I'm glad I'm not in my 20's or single anymore so I don't ever have to deal with that shit.
>>534408671No shitAll sexual diseases came from men hunting animals and touching their corposes as well as having sex with them.
>>534405109>retards give samples>get retard reportsWow
reminds me of that vagisil south park episode
>>534411600I always liked going down on a girl more than getting my dick sucked. Getting my dick sucked is boring because it doesn't feel as good as pussy and all I want to do is fuck.
Why is this faggot in my feed
>>534411637Are you retarded? That's not how diseases work.
>>534411043>itchy layers ofWut...That doesn't sound right at all, maybe you should go get tested. Don't know if I should laugh or feel bad for you.
>>534411687>>534411605I say "itchy" because the environment is acidic like cutting tomatoes or pickles, so it itches afterwards. The feeling of meat folds is just what it feels like to navigate it though. But I also have rather strong touch sensitivity so I might be getting more detailed information.
>>534406197My eternal gratitude to God allowing me to not fall for the pussy eating psyop
>>534411270What if they were designed by a mechanical engineer instead?
>>534405109fun fact: you are what you eat
>>534409346Faggot. I Love watching vaginal discharge come out.
>>534411804Buddy it shouldn't be so acidic that it irritates your skin. What kind of women are you dating? A normal vagina should feel like clean, slightly thinner than egg white and smell mostly like skin. It only gets acidic or off around a woman's period if she's normal.
>>534409346>ll just go gay thanksAh yes, and then eat shit instead.
>>534405109Just gave Bryan anal sex. Good morning folks!
>>534405531What if you just sick on the clit
>>534410475>>showers once a week, if that. Vagina is a toxic waste zone. Somehow convinced that women don't need hygiene.There was a girl in college we called steambath for something similar.
>>534411877I feel like a lot of these younger guys have gone so sour for women they turned themselves legit gay.
>>534411804So you're gay AND autistic, gg
>>534411804The acidity you're describing is stuff that only happens at 2 or below, you're fucking, or rather were fucking a xenomorph.
>>534411901>only gets acidic or off around a woman's period if she's normal.That might explain it, she had her period later around that time I think.
>>534405531eating cock is better imo
>>534411986Ah yeah, that's it. When they're around their period it feels a little rough, a little drier. You'll like it a lot better when you're with a girl around ovulation, it feels silky and smooth down there.
>>534405109He should test it again after he put his mouth bacteria all over that shit
>>534406197Gross. I wish I'd been asexual.
>>534405109If he doesn't wife her up so she can then divorce him and get alimony, she's going to file rape charges against him.Reminder that he lives in California, the jury will always take the woman word. So either he gives up his money or his life.
>>534411610They all have a strange sociopathic vibe.Always fake smiles.
i like bryan johnsoni like that he tweets out his wifes vaginal biome to the world, this pleases me. thanks for the update bryan, something to think about.
>>534405644his wife has nothing to be ashamed of, top 1% vagina
>>534411917kek'd
It's funny that this guy is the anti-aging guy but look at those wrinkly fucking eyes.
>>534408644Nice copeWhen niggers tounge my anus, I am dominating them; not the other way around bucko
>>534409346wait until you learn what comes out of a man's ass.
>>534412392What's hilarious is that we're maybe 20 years away from reversing cellular aging. The dumb bitch eating McDonald's will look 20 forever with zero effort while this guy's spent millions trying to achieve 1% of that.
>>534411976I don't have a problem with fantasizing about or recalling the feeling of plapping my girlfriend when I'm intoxicated by hormones. My non-moral problem is that it conflicts with my nature of being a clean freak. Sex is dirty and smells gross when I am sober.
>>534412392It's not even the wrinkles that make him look old, it's the weird thing going on with his skin that makes him seem not only old but also unhealthy.
>>534410605You could bet surely those elites going around selecting for teenage virgins do so like ordering fine prepared food in this manner compared to what the filthy peasants have.
>>534410044most girls wipe back to front
>>534412392Isn't that from squinting in the sun alot?
>>534412736Here's the thing, man. The best fighter isn't the guy who gets in zero fights. Part of our sexual attraction is scent and immune reaction, when you feel sexually attracted to a woman and enjoy her scent, it's because your body's immune system is compatible with hers. I get sick 10x less after getting married, I think being constantly exposed to my wife's microbiome boosts my own immunity. I've lived with a woman long enough to trust her hygiene, I know she's always wearing clean panties and showers daily, I'm a clean freak as well and I trust she's clean down there as much as I trust my own body is clean. They believe that kissing and oral evolved partly as a method of judging your partner's microbiome/immunity, so just go with it.
>>534412949Women are taught from age 4 onward to never wipe towards their pussy.
>>534412582Cum?
>>534413027i have met 1 female who wiped front to back, my wife. 12+ women all wiped back to front
>>534406197That shit's a yogurt factory
>>534405109My wife has a mis shaped uterus so she doesn't get periods. So no blood, no stench, no cramps etc. Cleanest pussy ever. Not a hint of any scent. Heaven lads
>>534405644hes probably selling some supplement to boost vag bacteria to women who will read this and freak out that they need the good bacteria
>>534405109Honestly, reading this I imagine uncle ted's face. But then again, quantifying pussy quality through varying metrics would be hoe-disinflationary. Been thinking about how to make a tightness scale, like grip strength or some shit since dudes are expected to have 12 inch pringles cans. Could solve the problem from the other side, match people with normal dicks with the best pussy and let the porn stars mettle witht he blown out horse puss. What stage of capitalism is this?
>>534405732Yep
>>534405109Bro. Ozempic.
>>534405109Attention whore.
>>534411656performative af
>>534413652I didn't respond the last two times, kike. You can go back to sucking baby dicks.
>>534405109Lol easiest scam ever. Less than 1% of women will try to have this scored. Give every women that checks a score of top 1%. Scoring criteria based entirely on asking for a score.
>>534413445this.billionaires don't manage their own social media kids.
>>534413697The jew cries out in pain as he strikes you
>>534405531Suck her nipples and use your fingers on her clit. Looking back, performing oral on my girlfriend was cucked because she wasn’t a virgin.
>Guys my bint has a clean vagoo * posts vagina statistics like they're IQ>And guys, I just ate it!This is one of the most virgin twitter posts I have ever seen.
>>534412300KekI'm picturing dude showing people papers showing it when they visit n stuff
