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Two examples:

1) Lying Ted Cruz
2) Samus's ass

1) During the 2016 primaries (or was it 2015?), Trump calld Ted Cruz "lying Ted". Ted then met with MAGA supporters, trying to talk with them. No luck. No matter what he said, they just met him with "LYING TED". They simply kept repeating what Trump had said, like absolutely braindead monkeys.

2) Pic related shows Samus's ass. It's large and flabby, which you can tell by how much it folds over onto her thighs (overhang). However, if you tell this to Metroid fans, they'll act like MAGA fans and simply meet you with "retard" and such words.

When people are so dumb they literally can't use their brains anymore, is this a threat to democracy?

https://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kL80Rgo
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I am simple man. I see Samus' ass, I upvote!
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>>534407889
You're part of the problem. You don't use your brain.
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>>534408189
>imagine requiring brainpower to appreciate Samus' ass
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>>534407765
A lack of integrity and a lack of accountability matter too.
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>>534409278
The whole point is:

You're too lazy/dumb to see the details, or even care about them. You look at the most obvious thing first (the size), and then skip the rest because it takes effort to think and use your brain.
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Sex with balls
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>>534409373
Imagine being so dumb youre trying to figure out whats a threat to democracy
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>>534409358
Very true. A lack of integrity is closely linked to lack of effort.
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>>534407765
>man with no access to ass doesn't know how asses work
The overhang is due to size. It need not be flab.
Please be aware, tardling, that an ass is a combination of muscle and fat deposits that is flaccid when relaxed. Much like all muscles.
Go on, slap your limp ass bicep.
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>>534407765
stupidity is a growing threat everywhere. That's Why I've advocated for genius sperm donation therapy for idiots to improve their intelligence.
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>>534409557
No, that's not how it works. The overhang is due to flab, as fat has lower density than muscle, and deforms easier.

If her ass was big from muscle, the shape of her ass would have been much perkier, as underlying glute muscle holds up the shape.
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>>534407765
It's not the biggest Samus ass I have seen but the niggerfication of asses in R34 really needs to fuck off and die.
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>>534409985
It's among the biggest canon Samus asses. That image is official artwork, not fanart.

But yes, I agree that neggerfication has spread far too much among whites and needs to be dialed back A LOT.
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>>534409929
The other issue is you don't know where the ass is actually engaged. It's relaxed when standing fully upright. The point at which it engages is quite early in the stride, during the pull.
>nuh uh
Try actually thinking about it. Maybe go test your own to figure it out.
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>>534410235
It doesn't matter. A relaxed ass doesn't start to droop like that.
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>>534409373
Hey, you are a faggot and your entire thread is retarded
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>ACfag is on /pol/
There's no escaping this nigger
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>>534410295
Oh, you're one of those retards that doesn't know women wear shorts specifically designed to hold their ass up.
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>>534410443
Do you even listen? Muscle dictates the shape, fat dictates the size (on women).

Samus has a big ass. I think even you can agree on that. And the SHAPE is droopy and saggy as fuck.

Your ass doesn't magically get a completely different shape just because you flex your glute muscles.

But good discussion, because this highlights exactly what I meant in OP about stupidity.
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>>534410553
>ass man doesn't know how asses works, whines when provided information
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>>534410852
Great argument, mate. You're the clueless one.
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>>534410443
>hol dat ass up bippity boppity I'm a rapper
Go die for israel faggot.
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>>534407765
>becoming
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>>534407765
Retard
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>>534410881
Correct response:
>Oh, there's a specific ass muscle you have to target in order to combat sag
I told you to fucking think.
>>534410918
Interesting. I can't tell if I'm supposed to use the line on you.
Either way, Australia is not a memeflag.
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>>534407765
I think your expertise is lacking when it comes to asses.
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>>534411096
>I told you to fucking think.
You don't even reply to what I write, Fuck off.
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Stupid posts deserve stupid replies.
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>>534411295
>You don't even reply to what I write
Neat. Well, Mr. Asses Don't Work Like That Despite All Evidence Otherwise, good luck with your refusing to engage in good faith discussions.
We didn't even get to hip width yet, because you refused the basic precepts. Fucking moron.
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>>534411489
>makes a thread about stupidity threatening democracy
>gets acused for being a stupid thread by a stupid bastard who proves my point

Should I laugh or should I cry?
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>>534411615
Just make another stupid post. It's okay, threads got a limited amount of time left anyway.
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>>534411593
You said it sagged because she didn't flex it. I then told you an ass doesn't start to sag just because it's unflexed.

After that, you have done nothing but spewing shit.
>>534411709
Why is it that all retards here have American flags?
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By the way they're calling you retard because out of all the things that have ruined metroid over the last 20 years Samus' ass is not one of them. Imagine watching your favorite franchise get ruined by the very company that created it. Imagine them actually not even knowing what a "bounty hunter" is when making her games. Now imagine some random gooner schmuck walking into the middle of this and blaming assfat.

>>534411865
Why do they still make up the statistic that you northern countries are actually "the happiest" when in reality you're the loneliest, most miserable, antisocial frost niggers other than russians themselves?
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>>534411865
He's just never seen a normal ass before.
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>>534412045
>Why do they still make up the statistic that you northern countries are actually "the happiest" when in reality you're the loneliest, most miserable, antisocial frost niggers other than russians themselves?
This is exactly what stupid people always do: stop debating and start insulting, because their brain capacity is too poor to follow actual arguments (it requires thinking).
>>534412050
>not an American flag
>can actually talk like a human being
Thank you. Do you agree with me regarding Ted Cruz and Samus's ass?
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>>534407765
>When people are so dumb they literally can't use their brains anymore, is this a threat to democracy?
Quite the opposite, it reinforces it. Democracy works as competition of ever-refining social engineering techniques that benefit from the public being comprised of unconscious retards as receivers.

Democracy inherently deselects intelligence from the gene pool because anyone who manages to get a grasp of the memetic cage either becomes depressed over impotence, crazy over the frantic search for an escape point, and in both cases radicalized beyond the point of no return and subsequently disadvantaged by the system. Railroaded to pariah status.
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>>534412232
Oh and to your other point:
>stupidity threatening democracy
"Good". Democracy SHOULD BE threatened and gotten rid of and the fact that stupidity threatens it so much is proof

>This is exactly what stupid people always do: stop debating and start insulting
>actual arguments (it requires thinking).
"arguing" and "debating" are literally what stupid people do when they don't know shit. I'm simply telling you the truth as I know it and watching you seethe and cope over it. I won't let that stop you from posting some pissant low sample size "study" that doesn't mean a bucket of piss.
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>>534407765
My wife is a ball
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>>534412331
Memetic cage?
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>>534407765
I’m not a fan of muscular butts that are built in the gym. They remind me too much of my own butt ( man ass ). The soft flab is more feminine
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It's weird. Cross board threads like this werent really a thing 10 years ago. What happened to 4chan.
Also are you the infamous sybb?
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>>534412591
What you like or not is beside the point. The point is that people have become incredibly mentally lazy, which both MAGA and Samus's ass have clearly shown.
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Fun fact: Since we're so adamant on "debating" fictional asses for no reason then we're going to need sources. There is only one case where an ass has the ""Official Nintendo Seal of Quality" behind it for basically no reason (other than the devs thinly veiled fetish)
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>>534412826
>Since we're so adamant on "debating" fictional asses for no reason
The reason was clearly given in OP. Holy fuck do Americans even have brain cells?
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>>534412232
I have absolutely no interest in anyone associated with the democracy grift and have only heard of Ted Cruz by posting here. All democratic politicians are liars, thieves and owned by jews. As for Samus, I wouldn't expect her to have a saggy/fat/nigger ass outside of the exaggerated parody art of her in R34. She should be fit and have a nice ass, especially if she's wearing a skin tight bodysuit which would make is smaller, not bigger. If it looks saggy in a bodysuit then the fully exposed thing must be some hideous negroid monstrosity resembling two badly parked Volkswagen beetles.
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>>534407765
I don't believe in democracy.
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>>534407765
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>>534412914
>The reason was clearly given in OP
I'm sorry I clearly do not see a "source" behind these claims, nor an official Nintendo seal of quality on OP's particular blue ass therefore I cannot take such claims as evidence.

>Holy fuck do Americans even have brain cells?
I can funpost this thread into oblivion with my brain cells tied behind my...ass.
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>>534407765
This is why democracy was a stupid idea in the first place. The masses have always been stupid. It is a fact of life. Put a thousand 120 IQ men in a crowd together and the mob as a whole will still behave like a woman or a child. It's just that for a long time there was momentum from them being led to behave in manners that were not so stupid. Democracy can't work because the foolishness of the mob cannot be changed.
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>>534413069
>you're a whacky conspiracy thorist
>but jews find you terrifying
What an odd thing to say.
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>>534409475
The criminals who masquerade as "government" are a threat to us all. Voting will change nothing because democracy is a scam.
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>Live in democracy
>Other countries point out how retarded your democratic citizens are
>Then they proceed to defend democracy as if these polarized retards came from the ether.
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>>534412508
Pre-packaged false dichotomies, regurgitated opinions with predictable and ineffective responses, escapist surrogate activities, bourgeoise sexual vices and deviancies as a distraction, curated culture wars, fetishism for past iterations of social engineering as an outlet.

"Human" history is over. It was already over ever since social engineering was integrated as a pervasive force into every single civilization through the printing press. Nowadays, this memetic dome mostly indipendent from human intervention has definitely substituted every possibility of a genuine emergent system.
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>>534413195
Or it aggressively attacks it
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>>534411615
Just realize that most people are much less intelligent than you previously thought.

https://www.unz.com/akarlin/stupid-people/
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>>534407765
Your premise is stupid because Ted Cruz is a lying faggot. You should have come up with a different example for your thought experiment.
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>>534413159
kek
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>>534413004
>only heard of Ted Cruz by posting here
Here's the source for what I wrote in OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErZCMcoC8X8

>>534413004
>If it looks saggy in a bodysuit then the fully exposed thing must be some hideous negroid monstrosity resembling two badly parked Volkswagen beetles.
Please tell this to our American friends here.
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>>534413246
Stress tests for later patch notes.
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>>534412652
Yes, that's sybb.
>swede flag
>video game ass
>plausibly deniable yet low effort, board-specific question to evade deletion/ban
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>>534407765
What do you mean "become"?
It's designed specifically for stupidity.
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>>534407765
Nice swedish VPN, faggot.
Show your real location.
>how you even know about Ted Cruze in Sweden?
>you don't, hence you are an agent on VPN.
Show real country.
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>>534413412
Show real country flag, agent on swedish VPN.
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>>534417175
Unlike you, I have general knowledge outside of my own country.
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>>534407765
>lust-provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting slide thread
sex with Samus
>>534409278
this, in a few generations it will become so brainless that it'll be baked in as ancestral instinct
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>>534418550
>flabby ass
>lust provoking
top American kek
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>>534407765
>is stupidity a problem for democracy
Literally since day one.
Every vote is equal regardless of where it was cast.
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>>534418660
>Samus Aran, 6'3" athletic goddess
>"flabby"
Are you even conscious? Do you even really exist? Because I don't think you do.
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>>534418836
>6'3 with power suit on
>doesn't take the actual image into consideration
Do you need a caretaker or similar to survive daily life?
>>534418799
Especially in the US, it seems.
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>>534407765
Modern democracy is built on it
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>>534418799
Anon of low faith doesn't see why democracy is the perfect ssytem because people is smarter than dumber when it comes to it
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>>534419033
>6'3 with power suit on
no that's her natural height, she's straight up amazon build
idk man this really is just like arguing against a bot and I'm already bored of your nonsense, your thread really is fake and gay just like irzpUN3C pointed out
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>>534409929
> The overhang is due to flab, as fat has lower density than muscle, and deforms easier.

Yeah which goes against the character as she was originally suppose to be like the pinnacle of female athleticism and be like 6’5’’ and 200 lbs of solid muscle according to the old instructional manuals of super or original Metroid I believe.

Only bad thing about the zero mission game was the samus model taking away her original athletic form
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>>534409428
her boobs are in there somewhere
so if you touch it
it is like touching a boob
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>>534419277
Fuck off, you have no clue what you're talking about.
>>534419318
Why is it that every single NON-American flag has the ability to think and interpret images?
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>>534407765
The masses have always been borderline retarded and this problem has plagued democracies since the earliest forms of that system.
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>>534421460
Can anything be done about it? Maybe obligatory knowledge tests to be allowed to vote?
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>>534421565
Sure that would help, but good luck ever getting that to pass in the US.
In previous times, it was understood that democracies are only as viable as the education of the voters and their own srnse of civic duty. So, voting rights were limited to a relatively small population of citizens. This in turn limited the universality of said democracy but the consequence of allowing universal suffrage is mob rule.
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>>534422345
But it was different back then. Today, every CAN educate himself if he wants to. There are zero excuses to be a dumb fuck.
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>>534422466
Sure, of course they can, barring an actual mental disability. Most simply won't. Most people really are content with their stupidity as long as they are fed and entertained.
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>>534422723
Exactly, which is why you need to tell them they can't vote unless they pass a knowledge test.

And then make sure everyone can make the test for free.
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>>534407765
>intelligence
Torah, space, and skill at competitive Pokemon. All other measures of getting to look smart are midwitgroidom one-shotted by A.I. as it turns out. Uh oh!
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>>534422918
Yeah, of course. I totally agree with you anon, but like I said, good luck getting that to pass here. If someone ever proposes a bill like that there will be a shitstorm of takes decrying it as racist and discriminatory, and it's dead in the water before it even comes close to a vote.
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>>534423598
Why the fuck would that be racist???
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>>534423708
It wouldn't. But you can't restrict anyone's voting rights in any way here without causing a firestorm of backlash from entrqched interests that benefit from a population of uninformed and stupid voters, and that is the very first angle they will attack from. And people will believe anyone that tells them it's racist because again, they're stupid, uninformed, and superficial in their understanding.
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>>534423887
*entrenched
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>>534407765
Yes, you're about 60 years late to the party.



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