They have zero work ethic, their bodies are athrophied from playing Fortenite 12h a day, they have zero survival instincts, they can't suck dick if their life depended on it (which it wil). We will have homeless zoomie tent cities in every major park of every city, them shuffling in their smelly grey sweatpants and slides, shaking their tin cups, mumbling "frfr..ay gimme change, gyatt 6767..change".
But I ate something today
i didn't know you also had lead water pipes in croatia? or did you learn to act demented entirely on your own, just copying americans memes, trying to be popular
>>534409696they played minecraft, they should be good
I'm 37 and all of that applies to me, which means there will be no global famine.
america is food secure, which is lucky because we have the most brainrotted zoomers per capita. theyll have to work the fields, but there wont be mass famine. the internet will probably stay intact, but it will be slower
>>534409899>lead pipesBro, it was your invention after all, you all went collectively nuts 2000 years ago because of lead poisoning.
>>534409696>They have zero work ethic, their bodies are athrophied from playing Fortenite 12h a day, they have zero survival instincts
>>534410241His Funko Pop collection will surely protect OP from the zoomis bandits.
>>534409696Oh look it's another slide thread by the most insufferable facebook boomer namefag we have right now
>>534409696feet
>>534409857Good girl
>>534410474Indeed.
>>534409696Idk but I have a hobby farm in “little Egypt” that I can always bug out to. Really the only essential thing we don’t have access to down there in the event of a transportation breakdown is oil. But we have plenty of coal, there’s even an old mine shaft on the farm. But for this reason I would like a gasofyer truck.