IRAN'S FARS NEWS AGENCY REPORTS THAT TWO MISSILES STRUCK A U.S. WARSHIP NEAR JASK ISLAND AFTER IT DISREGARDED WARNINGS FROM IRAN. THE AGENCY ALSO STATES THAT THE U.S. WARSHIP RETREATED FROM THE LOCATION.
kek paper tiger
Its real for oncehttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/5/4/iran-war-live-tehran-says-trumps-hormuz-mission-violates-ceasefire
>>534409788Based Iran and based korea dont push niggers on their own people
how the fuck are we gonna spin this trumpbros
FAFO
nothing ever happens
>>534409969Well just suck more jewish dick and let jews rape our daughters that'll teach the antisemites! Trumpbros love niggers and spics!
>>534409788Pool status>closed
>>534409788mutteroos won't do shit
>>534409788Nothing ever happens
>>534409969it's turd world lies
HAPPENING CANCELLEDI REPEATHAPPENING CANCELLEDhttps://x.com/DeItaone/status/2051250144788509026
Temu takes forever groundshipping.
Iranian chads please post video of hits thx
>>534409969>US official denies a US ship was hit by Iran missiles - Axios.
>>534409788Are we FINALLY getting Bridge and Power Plant day??Omfg my balls are blue and my bloodlust is reaching inhuman levels.Barron, if youre on here, tell your dad to wipe them off the fucking map!
>>534410188>Speaking from the ship itself, with pants that were shat just before
Didn't happen.In unrelated news another laundry fire broke out on a ship killing a few sailors
>>534410225>Are we FINALLY getting Bridge and Power Plant day??nothis is operation tepid mistrust
>>534410305kek
>>534410305Lol
>>534409788I'm tired boss.
>>534409788Oh god, a warship was hit.. during a war... oh my god, that is unheard of. Next you'll be telling me that those dastardly arabs shot an american soldier. Oh the humanity. Total world war 3 happening. In two weeks or less.
Reminder that the USS Lincoln is being placed there as a sacrifice. It is coded into the IPetGoat II animation. The Lincoln car logo was changed to look like an aircraft carrier underneath a target. It was always designed to be a sacrifice for WW3.The USS Lincoln is the first carrier to have a female Captain. That means they can use female incompetence as an excuse when it happens.
>>534410407More importantly the pool is closed
>>534410107Axios is not a credible source, they've been manipulating western stock markets with their misleading reporting for the last seven weeks
>>534409788BOOTS ON THE GROUND! BOOTS ON THE GROUND! BOOTS ON THE GROUND! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY MAYO VERMIN LEARN! EVEN THEN THEY ONLY LEARN FOR A COUPLE DAYS BEFORE THEIR TINY PEA BRAINS FORGET AND START TO GOON TO ISRAELI CIRCUMCISED COCK.
>>534409969Just let trump write a gigantic wall of schizo text that nobody is going to read
>>534409788everything is fake nigga. life is just a rat race with goyim running around all day trying to scam each other to make money. wars are just a higher tier of that done by billionaires and those with infinite money just like in medieval times when duchies went to war. life is just crusader kings but unfortunately for you you were born a goy
>>534409788Holy based. ROLLING FOR MASS CASUALTIES ON BOTH SIDES
>>534410315I DEMAND BLOOD!BLOOOOOOOOOD!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!Man, ive been waiting so long.. I want the violence to continue
>>534411021of course it could be worse and you could have spawned in india or africa
>>534411109AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTACTICAL NUKES WHEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN????
>>534411111quints of truth
>>534409927May the fourth be with you >>534407866
>>534411111Checked. I thank god everyday anon.
>gets warned that if they don't withdraw, they'll get shot at>Smugly disregard the warning>gets shot at>Shocked pikachu facePaper tiger indeed
>>534409927>>534409880>>534409788nothing ever happens.
>>534411111Those numbers, that post, I kneel!