I should probably move to Florida and start a new life there. It's sunny, and there are a lot of beaches. You get a than, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins. What do you think?
>>534410482You'd fit right in Paco
>>534410482I think you should stay in Peru. We're full.
>>534410757America is never full.
>>534410827Florida is okay. It’s expensive now.
>>534410482florida is a massive shithole. high cost of living, low wages, an absurd number of blacks and browns (and the areas without blacks and browns are overrun with rich jews.)
>>534410482
I can't afford to live here because it's overrun by niggers from new York and connecticut and Haitians and Cubans ad Puerto Ricans and so on but it's especially insulting that yankees come down here and try and act like this isn't a southern state and that this is just new new York ii electric boogaloo. Don't even think about moving here faggot. I am so lamentful just thinking about how you've deprived me of my birthright as a 7th generation cracker.
>>534411268How much expensive?
>>534411417there're some unlocked characters
>>53441281133 to 37 expensive. There abouts.
>>534412811Don't matter, once you get on with a roofing crew as an illegal you'll be foreman in a few months because you speaka da ingles, get 7 or 8 roommates and live next to an angry racist MAGA that passive aggressive complains on FB and you're the American Microcosm
Florida is unironically full. Every 80 year old jew Yorker and jew jersey retired down there. Combine those with the niggers and Cubans. Youll be stabbing each other for a 5 million dollar cuckcube in 10 years.
>Florida is expensive>filled with poor niggers and spicsSo which one is it?
>>534410482Lots of Jews in Florida....you will fit right in.
>>534413328It's Jew land, kike.
>>534413328$3000/month for a poverty tier run down apartment. There's 8 dudes in a 1BR apartment. Or if LaShanda and her nigglets get free section 8 housing and EBT food and 3 Baby Daddy child support
>>534412305Lmao cry about it vanilla gorilla
>>534410482Florida isn’t for the weak, understand that at least from the American side of things the entire foundation of this state is based on defying the government, for a number of decades it was literally just anarchy and that spirit still lives there today. It is the land of the grift, the amount of entrenched wealth and legacy families/businesses is unlike anywhere else. I encourage everyone to come try to start a new life here, it’ll either make or break you
I heard it's jew heaven
>>534410482Let's see these Swedish women in bikinis
>>534413109I see.
>>534410482if you're serious peruANO get a skill other than ruining dota games and do the paperwork florida is dogshit outside the panhandle (and even then middling)
>>534414579What's the Florida Panhandle like?
>>534410482I love Florida but it's too crowded now. Like 10-20 years ago it was perfect.
>>534410482All I see is brownoids and fat white women. How is this an advertisement for Florida, exactly? >>534410603yes
>>534415108I lived there and it's one of the best places in the US. But now it's overflowing with people.
>>534415108its the southquite similar to the rest of the southern coast not including florida's, can be relatively quiet, similar feel to more private beaches in georgia/sc ignoring the water actually being clear a very relaxed place, i love pensacola particularly a bit further inland and its basically just an extension of alabama
>>534411417How the hell did you make a .jpg screenshot of a videogame smell so bad?
>>534412811If you have to ask, then you probably shouldn't be putting the family cocaine farm up as collateral for a micro loan that you will use to immigrate.
>>534415301>>534415652Sounds cool. I hope to visit someday.
FL is nice if you make good money, which I doubt you do. I can't imagine the type of hell one must endure being a minimum wagey in FL out of all places.
>>534418939Have you visited or lived there?
>buy drone>buy machete>fly drone over tall grass areas>find python>kill python>photograph it, tag it, bag it, mail it>collect money from the governmentThey pay 50 bucks a foot over four feet. Most snakes are 12-14 feetlong. It's my retirement plan.
>>534410482It's paradise for boomers and Latin American elites and criminals hiding assets.If you are of working age, the state is actually dogshit.
>>534410482>brown subhuman wants to move to Florida Many such cases please go. Floridians are insufferable faggot attention whores and deserve to be browned
>>534410482why dont you go there illegally
>>534413599You have to look for them.
>>534413547>Florida isn’t for the weak>it's for trust fund babies
>>534410482Florida is a beautiful state
>>534410482lol>>534412811lmao even
>>534410482This is a bot, the same thread is in /v/ right now.
>>534415108
>>534415250If you are White you need to stay north of FTL - or else you will be in a Spanish speaking hellhole.
Miami-Ft. Lauderdale is fun but only if you’re young, good looking, and have money. If you’re missing one of the 3 it sucks and you’ll unironically have a better time in Tampa. Ft. Lauderdale isn’t quite as bad as Miami but it’s still pretty bad. Ft. Myers is for boomers and white trash high schoolers. It should just be avoided.
>>534410482Do you love violent obese niggers and rednecks and boomer jew landlords? If so Florida is for you!
>>534423789Miami sucks bad to live there if you are American. Day to day is shit if you do not speak Mexican. Most career fields are blocked off to English only speakers.
>>534415250This. Florida is a condensed muttified example of serving to a free for all that ends up being about immigrants before Americans.
>>534410482excellent ideamay i suggest Carol City, next to Miami?or perhaps midtown Jacksonville
>>534412305Basically this. Every thirdie wants to live here because there are nearly no laws or city ordinances. Weather is usually the same but consistent clean water access. But we are effectively getting full. People outside of Florida don't understand how much of our state is just conservation or big ass undevelopable swamp. But housing here has always been boom and bust a nut. Probably never bust unless some regular 4 season states get their shit together and mimick the tax code here. Legislature is full of faggots. The only house you can probably afford is a fixer upper crack house that Paco Juan Suarez at Bright Day LLC wants to buy so he can turn it into a quadplex rental or Muhammad at MyJax LLC that's trying to by properties next to the mosque and expand Islamic domain. It's all so tiresome. As long as you speak Spanish you can survive Southern Florida.
>>534410482>You get a than, meet the Swedish bikini teamWere you watching Dumb and Dumber?
>>534415108It's a sweaty armpit of staph infections.
>>534413537Vanilla gorilla sounds dank. Like a dope drink or weed strain.
>>534415108I'm in Tallahassee. The college kids and boomer professors vote overwhelming Democrat like the tards they are... but outside of that it's alright. Lots of niggers though.I'd suggest Mobile, Alabama or Fairhope.
>>534412811You would make a lot of money having a flute band in downtown Orlando
>>534425389Would you drink it?
>>534411417I cane here to post this
>>534425915Is this a South Park reference?
>>534410482just wait until the jeets start shitting in the sand
>>534423290The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>534411417Say what you want but the realism of GTA6 is off the charts
>>534424050If you’re hot and already have money or don’t depend on a local employer it’s good fun but gets old fast. I live there for 2 years when I was a trader so I know.
>>534431898That's a Simpsons joke.
>>534410482I went to the christian theme park up the road from disney, The Holy Land Experience, it was hilarious. Also went out to nasa, saw some crocs in the road side ditches then got to nasa and we said fuck it cant be bothered and left to look for more crocs and have a bite to eat.
>>534435246What is up with your tourists from quebec? They're rude and arrogant as fuck, refuse to speak a single word in english. English/Irish canadians I've met were all bros.
>>534435452Dunno bro, I'm a bong out west in BC. Never had much to do with the Quebecois. Had some drinks at a house party with some of them once though, they were up for a laugh and good company.
>>534436108Are you fluent in French?
>>534410482what do you think is better about florida than peru? dont you guys have beaches?
>>534433763no thats a sneedbot tagging your threadmore info here>>534410998
Going to the non ghetto areas of Florida is like going to a nightclub as a non-Chad. You’re going to feel unhappy while everyone else is having a great time.
>>534413328same way the DC region is one of the most expensive in the country but also filled with nogs and spics (and jeets)
>>534410827Its full for wetbacks
>>534439706This is 100% true. It’s a playground for people to play the fake flex and go clubbing game. If you don’t want to play, it’s just a place that’s expensive, hot, humid, vapid, and annoying.
>>534439339We have beaches, but the US has more beaches and a lot more other nature too.
>>534410482florida is an overcrowded shithole swarming with mosquitos and cuban banana boat riders.
>>534410482holy kek not a single white person. amerimutts are you ok?
>>534410482Too many jews
>>534441630No.
