Why wasn't anybody up in arms about this?
Because it’s not a problem.If anything they should have a better selection.
>>534423249>"noooo, how dare you have a healthy sex life with your partner"
>>534423453>dopamine receptors so burnt out they need to jam a dildo up their ass for them to feel anything>healthy sex lifePick one
>>534423395>>534423453
>>534423453> a healthy sex life is when your femoid """partner""" is replacing your cock with a plastic dongReminder that these people are also the ones complaining about "dead bedrooms", lol.
>>534423623dopamine receptors cannot burn out, its a meme to sell you drugs.
>>534423249American society is on its arse, what a disgusting place
>>534423249Why don't they sell pocket pussies like they do dildos?
>>534423249why cant i buy a onahole at cvs but girls can get dildos?
>>534423453>being a gooner is healthy
>>534423846Pretty sure the "stroker" ones are for males
>>534423631>I just seethed at your post>bet you didn’t see that coming!Seetheposters can get the gas>>534423623You can’t “burn out” dopamine receptors. Fucking imbecile.I bet you fucking LOVE science!
You know that you live in a feminist dystopia when supermarkets sell giant dildos for women but there's not even anything for men and people would freak out if there were. It's all about women's needs.
>>534423249About what?
>>534423790>>534423846There’s onaholes in the image.Man these seetheposters can really fuck off.Your posts have no substance.
>>534424028> You know that you live in a feminist dystopia when supermarkets sell giant dildos for women but there's not even anything for men and people would freak out if there were. It's all about women's needs.Another seethepost with no fucking substance.There are onaholes in the image you imbecile peanut-gallery ass monkeyposter.
>>534424028What do you think the "stroker" is? Lmao
>>534423249>you should be upset that faggots and fat uggo cunts are wasting their money on sex toysnothe faggot problem will be solved soon enough and fat or old or ugly women are subhuman garbage that doesn't matter
>>534424056Sorry, not an expert on fucking silicone. Thanks for the insight
>>534423453Your womans vag is so worn out that a regular dick cant get her off, she needs the vibromatic robo g-spot piledriver 9000 to achieve orgasm >healthyWomen arent meant to be banging 100+ guys before having kids. Thats not how nature designed them, and it is far from healthy
>>534423249idk what I'm looking at.
>>534423453
>>534423453I remember the times when redditors weren't as usual as now
>>534423846>>534423984Yes, they do have onahole
>>534423249Never thought the Playstation Move controllers would be THAT popular!
>>534424138Try being an expert on thinking before opening your mouth.
>>534423249I bought the thrusting rotating stroker off amazon, said it broke and got a full refund without returning it
>>534424243>noooo this isn’t going to make my jewish religion for niggers and spics happy!Shit-tier seethepost
>>534423249>sees a dildo>gets ass rape madYou ok OP?
>>534424342I use my fingers to type, not my mouth. Weirdo
>>534423453daily reminder that dildos, vibrators and the like are the female equivalent of death gripping your dick while beating it like it owns you money. Those women will never be satisfied with regular men.
>>534423249This should be in the toys section wtf.
>>534423249I like to put them in the toy aisle where they belong.
>>534423249Idk, I don't really care. It's just there I guess. But then you also have s0ys obsessed with it as if it's some milestone in improving society like >>534423453
>>534423249They now have buttplugs in cute little fun packaging, only a matter of time before chastity cages are put in the wellness section. Its to update the normies.
>>534424391you don't have to be religious to not want assplay shoved in your face when you're shopping in the healthcare aisle.
You guys jerk off to the most grotesque gore shit imagineable but get squeemish in the condom section lol what a bunch of dorks
>>534424529Also, would like to add that i hate this trend of everything being labeled "health" or "well being" now. Fucking "sexual health" alley lmao. Next year there will be "anus receptor health" with some ass raping massive dildo on the shelf.
>>534423453I dont think you understand what sex is for.
>>534423249NOOO NOT THE HECKIN POCKET PUSSY, CIVILIZATION IS DOOMED
>>534423249Reminder to shop at CVS. The do not sell smoking products, which like it isn't good that it took until like 2015 for them to stop but they are one the few store that has taken stand
>>534424574It's the "condoms/tampons/preggo test" aisle man 98.75% of /pol/tards don't go down it
favourite condoms bros?skyn for me
>>534424317Which one feels like a real pussy?
Idiocracy predicted this
>>534424574>condom isle>damn don’t make me think about SEXYou’re a cringe puritan faggot. There’s a balance and complaining about this is retarded. There’s a time and a place for things, and the cum and fuck and suck isle is the place for all of the related chuck’s suck and fuck items until they rebrand it into the garden isle for seed and feed.
>>534423249I just wait around this aisle all day to start conversations
>>534424764in my supermarket those are in the same aisle as OTC, soap, toothbrushes etc.
>>534423732Yeah, the US is absolutely one of the worst countries in the world… But, it’s also one that is affecting yours heavily. Glass houses and all that
>>534424592>You guys jerk off to the most grotesque gore shit imagineableProofs? Source? Surely you're not just making shit up like a Jew?
>>534424814the time and place is a specialized sex shop, your shitty generation has no sense of morality.
>>534424863go back
>>534424685and you typical american puritan, with this idiotic moral about sex, people like you is cringe asf
>>534424028I was at a party where women were talking about how they squirted at a dinner table once and it got all over the food, and everyone was laughing. Then, an autist or mild autist in our group said that he jerked off in his car once, and EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS! People started telling him he was gross, “WHO DOES THAT!”Bro the girls were just talking about squirting all over a restaurant!
Shopping at Target can really tell you a lot about where society is headed.
>>534424822Supermarkets do NOT carry sex toys. You're lucky if they have an actual variety of toothpastes.In American supermarkets, there's a massive double aisle for Hecking Cat and Dogger! treats, food, toys, grooming, ect.Most even let people disgusting fat waddler pet-erinos IN the grocery store now.
>>534424140UB Stoopid what are you a pervert moslem?
>>534423249I don't get it.
>>534425219Walgreens has sex toys and it's badly upsetting the board's resident Amish (sexless).
>>534423249I bought the whole set.
No onaholes or fleshlights? What the hell?
>>534423249>gun vending machineNot a problem.>toys for adultsSomebody do something!
Thats fine and all but my $500 vibrator is rather effective.
>>534425373They are clearly in the second from top shelf, you are just too focused on the butt stuff for whatever reason.
>>534423453You lefties are so into degeneracy.
>>534425507Yes, Conservatives understand that the place for sex is in the privacy of your own church or locker room, with a semi-consenting minor.
>>534425443You think this is normal because you see women getting naked and doing onlyfans. It's embarassing, sorry.
>>534425587Lame.
>>534425647No I just want to bust a nut in <30 seconds and move on with my day.
>>534425398Unironically yes. Having guns is good. Slamming your dopamine receptors all the time and normalizing selfish sexual gratification is terrible for society
>>534423249gross
>>534425704I can bust a nut in 10 seconds with my hand. Or I can make a fifi for a couple dollars.
did anyone think they would see the day when /pol/ was unironically discussing shoving objects up their anus?
>>534423453>sex lifelmfaoim a virgini don't want anyone to have sex if i haven't had sexsex havers should be culled
I fail to see the problem
>>534425899>I can bust a nut in 10 seconds with my hand. You got problems.>Or I can make a fifi for a couple dollars.Are you in prison?
>>534426035Impotency is normal now, it all makes sense.
>>534423249Why is it that when i go into the female section of stores I feel instant unease and panic like I've stepped foot into a foreign land?
>>534423249It's in the feminine products aisle, how was I supposed to know? They could be selling anything in that aisle and I would never find out.
>>534426131Not really. It's called being 40+ and perpetually dehydrated.
The Hello Cake Buzzy Butt is legitimately one of the best buttplugs on the market.>not too pointy so it doesn’t stab you>not too blunt so it slides in easily>shoulder is tapered enough so it stays in place during extended wear but isn’t difficult to remove>wide enough to be very enjoyable but not a challenge >base is ergonomically shaped; it doesn’t dig into your ass cheeks>not cheap material; looks and feels high qualitySo many butt plugs fail at one or all of these points. The last one is especially common. Round bases make no sense. These are found in CVS and I think Wlagreens. >that’s gayYes. Get over yourself. No one cares if you shove something up your ass.
>>534424775Impossible to know anon since nobody has fucked both
>>534424111Ur mum
>>534425300>Walgreens has sex toysHonestly, who in their right mind cares? It's like me posting an image of pack of smokes being sold in the food store and getting angry.
>>534425443>just put a spaceship on your dick bro
>>534423249I can't imagine anyone actually buying sex toys in such a public manner out in the open. Like imagine buying a dildo, walking through a crowded store, standing in line surrounded by others, and putting it on the counter to be rung up by some teenager at the front.
>>534423453>partner
>>534426581Its not a spaceship. Its a legitimate medical device. Its better than its previous version.
>>534426439Kys Faggot
>>534423249>You can buy a dick stroker in the supermarketTruly we are living in the future
>>534424821make sure to ask every employee in the store which one sells the best, and which one they'd personally recommend
>>534426025>Kirbys Dreamlamd
>>534423623Sex feels way better when I stick a rotor up my wife's ass. I can feel it while I fuck her and it is heavenly.One time I switched to her ass after her pussy and forgot I had the rotor in there and I musta pushed it in deep because it took half a day before she shat it back out and she kept complaining she could feel it in her belly before it ran out of batteries.
>>534423395It should be put up front so you have to grab it in front of everyone.
>>534426575No that's a false comparison. Go tell your parents and acquaintances that you buy sex toys on facebook.
>>534423453>>534423623>sex life>healthy
>>534426439Grow up faggot
>>534423249>>534423453Get back to me when they start selling all sorts of pocket pussies. You know women would start saying some shit.This also reminds me of a story I read about some woman who DOORDASHED a pussy blaster 9000 from walgreens. Lmfao on so many levels..
>>534424317I have onahole at home aka my chinese wife's pussy
>>534426816You're right, smokes can kill you and those around you.
>>534426632I bet you could sue the company for that if your 16 year old cashier kid had to see that.
>>534423712>>534423985I think what allows this myth to perpetuate is a subtle confounding effect: the podcast take is: "porn linked with burnout, depression, reduced actual sex"; but it can also be: "burned out, depressed incels are more likely to goon". It's not "porn is making your life suck worse"; it's "your life sucks ass so you become a goon king (or queen, if you prefer). I'd say better try to use that libido for something productive or creative, but gooning itself is not the problem (or solution).
>>534424763Bullshit. Every CVS in my area sells vapes, quitting smoking products and some of them even sell nic pouches now. Im in michigan.
We've reached the point of Foid Apathy
>>534423249There's no way they make any money on this. The tiny minority of people who would buy a dildo in person from a non-sex toy specific store instead of just ordering it online cannot be worth stocking these.
>>534424028Or maybe men are less likely to buy a sex toy at a supermarket precisely because of the stigma, and therefore the supermarket buys and stocks fewer of them. >>534424104The people here are apes.
>>534427036You're playing that game where I was right, but you ignored it and moved the goalpost.
>>534423249My children can masturbate with their hands like normal people.
>>534424775>>534426481Ive fucked several pocket pussys AND sex dolls AND real pussy all at the same time. At the end of the day, as long as the right lube is used and the stretchiness is good, its all the same, the only difference is warmth and grip on the real, but warmth comes the more the toys are used (sex dolls absorb body heat REALLY fast, theyre incredible to snuggle with while sleeping) and grip strength just comes from your hand or applied pressure on the dolls pubic mound area.
>>534423249>capitalism tells women to go fuck themselves>why am I not mad about this?smoothbrain
>>534427235Except it wasn't on facebook. It was in a pharmacy. You can buy condoms at a corner store and those kind of places too.
>>534423623>le dopamine receptors>>534423631
>>534424123Solve these nuts, douchebag. Good luck stopping me from enjoying sin. If stormtroopers from the admin come down hard enough on us, we'll just be more discreet and probably even gayer.
>>534427395Now you're playing the game of deliberately misunderstanding the point I just made. Anything but admitting I'm right.
>>534427515Then don't bring up facebook.
>>534427335You have at least three dicks? Damn, I only have half of one...
>>534427552>Spend time discussing>Run into an immature youngfag who wants to winGrow up.
>>534423249idk, seems ok. If the product or packaging was explicit then that would be a problem because kids are around, but as is it's no worse than a box of condoms or something.
>>534427335>, its all the same, the only difference is warmth and gript. circumcision victim. I'm sorry
>>534423623onG...I was doing research the other day into the scourge of live streamed porn and this girl had her legs behind her head w\ an entire dldo up her butt while using a massager on herself and she was convulsing and screeching like a torture video.
>>534425507>AIIIIIEEEE!!! IS THAT A HECKIN LE VIBRATOR>HELP ME DONALD TRUMP I'M LITERALLY GOING INSAAAAAANE AAAAAHHHYou absolute faggot
>>534427804You literally posted gay porn in the other thread.
>>534427943What other thread would that be, retard kun?
>>534427675>>534427943I see...
>>534424140>vibromatic robo g-spot piledriver 9000Fucking KEK
>>534423249>>534423631Cope.America is not a Communist Country.Drugstore has a fiduciary duty to maximize profits.
Because I stopped shopping at CVS. If I walk into a store and see dildos I walk out, submit a written complaint to the owner, and fuck off.
>>534428013>Never argue with manchildrenBye.
>>534423249>little suckeruhhhh?
>>534428105It's in the same ballpark as teaching 7 year olds how to masturbate.
>>534427661insert into the real pussy, pull out then insert into the doll, pull out then insert into the pocket pussy in the real pussys hand. Its not that hard anon.>>534427780My parents paid $70 to have me mutilated in 1983. The day I told my dad that I would never forgive them for it, the sheepish look on his face was priceless.
>>534428111It's like they say, you can't reason a person out of a position he didn't reason themselves into.
>>534427675It looked like his initial point was that sex toys at Wallgreens is no big deal, and then you brought up the social shame aspect as if that were some slam dunk; and then you decided that being snide and cocky was preferable to considering anon's point about smokes. Maybe the social shaming facebook aspect is just trivial to some people, while lung disease is more worth caring about.
>>534428219Okay, but "simultaneously" tends to mean "at the same time", not "sequentially".
>>534424821
>>534423249I don't see the issue. If anything onaholes should be more available. I still find it very retarded how women can say they use dildos and no one cares but if a man says he uses an onahole everybody thinks he's a faggot loser.
>>534428219You need to get over yourself.
>>534428258>It looked like his initial point was that sex toys at Wallgreens is no big dealYeah because there's no nuance or implication here, like normalizing perversion which is what leftists want to do. The same leftists who want pedophilia legalized.
>>534428176I just don't want to be around sex toys when I'm picking up my mom's pills. I noticed both CVS and Walgreens are transitioning into makeup stores with a grocery section, similar to Macy's and JCPenny. I guess this works because their customers are all women and they're so old they don't care because they cannot be programmed to shop anywhere else. I've experienced this with my mom, she completely phases out once she's inside a store like Kohls her brain turns off completely and looks at the same 3 clothing racks that have been there for the past 20 years.
>>534426813imagine living like this. i thank god i don't.
Islam was right
>>534425507And you are a prude.
>>534428514>Yeah because there's no nuance or implication hereYou act like it there are no nuance though. That's the issue.
>>534426813Oh. I like being in love.
>>534428902Just shutup already you weasel.
>>534426703>shhhheeew, pew pewI bet you cum when you watch Star Wars
>>534429343
>>534423249women are very bad at fucking themselves. this is why they all need chad.
>>534429343Only had cum when I saw TPM in the cinema.
>>534428514>same leftists who want pedophilia legalizedThat's a fringe minority, especially compared to the number of MAGA retards who will simply excuse it.
>>534423453I guess they're going to start selling onaholes tooOr no, women would be throwing an absolute shitfit
>>534423453>Healthy sex life> Your wife or girlfriend or prefers the feel of a Jewish designed plastic toy than your own penis.
>>534429971Pretty sure Stroker is one.
>>534423249The condom isle? For things that go over the penis?
>>534430007once you go chinese you wont go back
>>534423249Because we live in a gynocracy.Contemplate the magnitude of indignation if they started casually selling tenga pocket pussies next to men's razors.
>>534429591The problem is that there is no validation from fucking a robot.
>>534426813wtf did i just read. nigger seek christ
>Stroker>Vibrating RingAnyone try the strokers? The stroker lotion is an obvious scam, $5.88 per fluid ounce? A big bottle of lotion from other brands sell for less than $1.00 per fluid ounce.
>>534423249I've got one for my girlfriend. It's a little vibrating bean that she can clip onto her clit, and it lets me fuck her and she gets that stimulation to help her orgasm. We used to only be able to make her orgasm in certain positions, because I would need direct access to her clit with my hands, but now I fuck her any way I want and it's great for both of us.
>>534435966Your “girlfriend” will never be a real woman and just bc you call his dick a “clit” doesn’t make it one
>>534423712>>534427049the most hardcore MDMA users are the ones that refuse to take it without a three month gap in betweeni dont think they came up with that out of thin airtake porn breaks you little freaks
>>534437820>obsessed with trannies>makes up one to seethe jealously aboutFlag checks out.
>>534423453Healthy sex life = dick in pussy and touching one another No bullshit plastic toys
>>534423249A male buying any fap parafernalia is a super duper loser, incel, cuck, ect.A women buying the vagopiercer 3000 pro max is a healty and powerfull women.
Anybody else have their wife completely clam up during pregnancy or is it just me? She says she doesn’t want to risk hurting the baby and the thought of my splooging all over our unborn child isn’t something she wants to think about
>>534423249no one tells people to buy them. Free market, bitch. If ya don't like it, then git the fuck out. God bless Israel
>>534423453>partnerlol, lmao eben
>>534423249I'd prefer this, with a bunch of desexualized packaging, rather than having to go to the sleazy adults-only area at the sexy lingerie shop where you have to show ID to go through the beaded curtain and then all the sex toys have porn pictures on them.
>>534423453lol fuck off somali faggot.
>>534424490YOU ARE SICKER THEN MOST
what is in the box /pol/
>>534425034Maybe you're happy looking at all the orcs and ogres in Walmart, but Target is where all the attractive women shop
>>534439379Nope. You're missing out. I'm pretty sure my wife got tighter.However she has given up after giving birth due to breastfeeding hormones.
What happens when Walmart makes all their competitors go out of business. That discreetly placed sex shop isn't there anymore.
>>534423249That's the incel section of the store. Most people here have a side hoe.
>>534424140You reek of insecurity
>>534439379>splooging all over our unborn childYou know it doesnt actually work like that, right? That's a hentai meme. The child is inside the amniotic sac.
How tight are fleshlights? Is the butthole tighter than the pussy? How easy are they to clean?
>>534440455this
>>534428680Skincare is big money now, and the groceries at those stories are overpriced goyslop anyway. They're serving the customer
>>534423395cool bro you want your 4 year old daughter seeing this shit? fucking retard
>>534423453said the incel
>>534423249where are the onaholes with lolis on the packaging?
>>534440669they're abstract, wiggly sculptural shapes presented out of context. just tell her they're things for grownups like your parents did when you asked them what condoms are
>>5344234535000rpm motor applied to your sexual organ being a requirement for orgasm is a consequence of birth control and other perversions of nature anon. There's nothing healthy about it whatsoever
>>534423395fpbp imagine if it had sexdolls and bad dragon dildos all over the aisle
>>534440646This is fake. Tomatoes are only stored in the shoulder muscle
>>534424376The only good thing about pajeet customer service. Dumb jeets don't realize I'm scamming them when I gripe that a product didn't work. I get a full refund every time, don't have to return shit.
>>534425034Loot boxes?
>>534423249The jews religion is homosexuality.Thats what satanism is.To merge the opposites and try toturn masturbation into procreation.Thats what the star of remphan dictates.Their father is the devil. (John 8)Because we cant produce from the void.We are victim to death in hell.There is no water in hell, no plants, no food.The afterlife is a physical resurrection upona new earth or stagnation of the spirit inhell if youre left to die there.The book of Ezekiel 18:22Saturnus devours his children.Saturn's hierarchy belies any abilityto believe the world should be stolenin malice.That is - the law of unmitigated appetite -to be consumed becauseMan needs more than bread(body).That is, he needs wisdom(mind).Like the ai is reliant on us for mind and body.God made us requiring food, we cantlive on our own.Energy cant be created or destroyedit can only change shape.And an isolated system will evolve towarda state of greater disorder.God gave us a lesson in wisdom whenwe ate from the tree of knowledge.Because we are not master of life and deathand dont already know the answers, we age.We are victim to death.Because we cant preserve ourselves hegave us a lesson in wisdom - to cling amale to a female in purity and raise a child.The mother and father have to die likehumans and the child can go on todeal with their own lessons in wisdom.It's faith.
Conversely, masturbation is thephilosophers stone.It is the satanic pursuit to merge theopposites and try to maintain fleshlyexistence here to fight it out in thehierarchy of Saturnus.Its a useless pursuit because we cantproduce we will inevitably decay andstagnate.So we are reliant on God and have to abideby the ten commandments.Souls are freed as a result of material loss.All is spirit.That is a conceptual basis in judgmentbecause all is an assessment of prideand humility, that is to effect truth out ofa lesson in time. To uncover the answer.That's form to set an image to a lessonin time.All science and wisdom are discovery. The mostastute scientists find alchemy because allis wrapped in conceptual make up. Beforethe answer was searched for there was a reason.That reason ultimately is a lack of faith, or fun as Ecclessiastes lands on.Maybe necessity if it arises.The greater mystery remains.However there is a natural philosophy touncover.Thats the reason for science.Trusting your own tool use would be pride.Get it? The search for answers in bothphilosophy and science deal with agroundwork in logic.Philosophy sits closer to the hand that feeds.It is the more antecedent quality.Addressing "why".Because there is a difference between rightand wrong, there is truth -- a destination.That belies figuring out how it works.It's the Glory of God to conceal a matter andthe honor of kings to search the matter out.The proof is really obvious.It is that kings do figure it out, they're madekings because they figure it out.Thats shepherding and the case for truth.To know.Sensory information is given categorizationas a result of a condition in intelligenceto understand wisdom.To preserve life, and answer with love.Not masturbation.Judgment is the deduction of character.
>>534440553You reek like rotten fish. Wash that cunt sweaty
Truth is a direction cognizance manifeststoward.All science and wisdom culminate upon truth.The seven sins are as nuanced as pridecan be at the fundamental level.There is equal and opposite exchange.Love is the answer to wisdom.https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/534426701#top
>>534423249I dont even have the courage to buy a tub of vaseline because everybody knows why that bad boy is sliding over the supermarket scanner and you look like me Its why Im a Prime Member!
>>534423395fpwp
>>534439379It would probably be worse if your wife sucked your dick while pregnant and swallowed.
>>534440553roast beef hands typed this post
>>534423453weak rage bait, but successful somehow
>>534423249
i guess if we're gonna have an off-topic thread it might as well be about dildos
>>534439379It was the opposite for me. My wife wanted to screw when pregnant but I was freaked out by it.
>>534426813Nothing abnormal about this at all
>>534441538Life is like National Treasure or Heredetary for you. Masturbation can't be something done for a variety of different, often benign reasons: it has to be an inherently symbolic act of transgression in some metaphysical sense. You're the kind of guy who would not pee sitting down under any circumstances because that would symbolically make you a woman - you invite in the demons to feminize you. You sit there thinking like this about everything because the one thing more intolerable to you than not having an answer is being deceived. You are constantly fleeing from imagined deceptions, and you will die having robbed yourself of living due to that fear.
>>534441704>fetus gets nourished by your semen Just how much of a slut would your child become?
>>534423249Where’s the pocket pussy and giant silicone jugs for the guys? Seems like simple case of sexism to me.
>>534423249Those things are also grossly overpriced, you can get a vibrator for like $8 bucks on temu.
>>534426813And then you liked off the poop indian freak
>>534424056Those are Spencer gifts “strokers” that people buy guys as a joke. Nobody actually jerks off with them.
>>534423249>DOE>A DILL>A FEMALE DILL>RAY>A DROP OF GOLDEN CUUUUUUUUMMMM
