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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odw_KMai2EA

>What an empty car park tells us about the UK's debt problem
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy816xdp226o
>Madeleine McCann's parents and twin siblings come together to mark the 19th anniversary of her disappearance
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15787073/Madeleine-McCanns-parents-twin-siblings-come-mark-19th-anniversary-disappearance.html
>Households paid to take bottles back to Tesco, Asda, Morrisons or Sainsbury’s
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2201581/paid-bottles-Tesco-Asda-Morrisons
>One-minute jab to treat cancer rolled out on NHS
https://archive.ph/7i0tq
>Europe must face up to ‘tensions’ with Trump, Keir Starmer says
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/04/europe-must-face-up-to-tensions-with-trump-keir-starmer-says
>Starmer accused of ‘unpicking Brexit’ as UK faces paying EU £1bn a year after ‘reset’
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-brexit-reset-eu-uk-pay-armenia-b2969999.html
>Brixton shooting: Gun attack which put four in hospital could be linked to south London stabbing, police say
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/brixton-shooting-linked-south-london-stabbing-b1280916.html
>Starmer says benefit of joining EU’s £78bn Ukraine loan scheme 'outweighs cost'
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-03/uk-to-enter-talks-on-joining-eus-78bn-loan-scheme-for-ukraine
>Ed Miliband ‘passes up leadership bid to target role as chancellor’
https://archive.ph/vjnke
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yucky skinwalker
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Red squirrel party.
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>>534429746
Larry would batter than squirrel
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death to greyfurs
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>>534429746
>implying foreigners are bigger, stronger, and better at survival than the native british
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I'm enjoying watching all the Labour/Con/Libdem shills on X complaining that having a migrant centre in your constituency is a 'punishment' today.
Are they all far-right?
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Just going to stick the green areas with refugees
>be gorton
Joke's on you farage, you cant make my area anymore pakistan if you tried.
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>old blighty beach she aint what she used to be
>aint what she used to be
>aint what she used to be
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>>534430090
Why would it be a punishment? By their own claims, values, beliefs, etc. it would enrich their local area and improve the food.
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>>534430215
the fireworks in gaza were better
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>>534430215
>Omg omg omg fireworks!!!!!
These people are fucking losers
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I reckon are Rupert should introduce a law that everyone should have to have an England flag displayed on their property somewhere visible and if they complain, they get deported.
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>>534430216
Which is why it is confusing so many of them are crying about it, within one parliament would all change their votes.
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>>534430489
Can I fly a taff flag or will I be deported to wales?
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>>534430462
Tru dat

>>534430470
Ok abdul
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>>534430215
They should get fucking battered by the locals for putting kids in danger and shitting up the place. Feminism was a mistake.
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>>534430090
>If anything, it makes more sense to place them in the most patriotic areas of the country. Create jobs, give local people the opportunity to play a part in cleaning up their town and restoring order and safety in Britain, and ensure that any attempts at sabotage are swiftly and forcefully shut down. — Charlie Downs on Reform’s migrant detention policy

Restore, who have spent all day seething about Reform’s policy, want to detain them in “patriotic areas of the country” instead.
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>>534430014
>implying there's a problem with the forren squirrel and "something should be done" about the forren squirrel
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>>534429746
LOL
now do a Restore squirrel flyer that has a Red Squirrel on it
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>>534430606
as long as its a flag from the UK it should be permitted yeah. But if someone says nah flag shagger etc then we deport em. I can't think of any country where their own people think flying their flag is bad
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>>534431014
*other country.
its just us. well actually maybe Germany but that might just be Merkel idk
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>>534431014
What if an Anglo calls me a flagshagger? Do they deported to Europe?
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Please make it stop.
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>>534431014
British people people need kicking back to their own countries, millions must go.

England must be purged rejoin the catholic church, church of england is not what it once was.
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That broke the script kek.
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>>534431416
>his countrymen
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>>534430636
>Omg omg omg I'm baiting!!!!
You are a fucking loser.
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heheh
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>>534431750
kek
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>>534431568
They're worse than cuckoos, or kikes. Really have no shame.
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>>534431416
so, if I were to hypothetically tell this guy to 'fuck off home lad', he would instinctively assume I meant scotland? Is that how it works, or nah?
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>>534431750
>Two killed
Has the foreign office claimed dips on them being British yet?
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Reform was dumb for announcing their detention policy over X, but now Restore has gone and outdone it by saying that illegal migrants should be detained in “patriotic” (i.e. socially conservative, working class) parts of the country instead. So they’re criticising Reform and in the same breath justifying sending countless illegal migrants to “patriotic” areas because it will be good for ‘muh local economeh’.

Honestly speechless seeing that Downes tweet today. The party is neck deep in Toryism and it feels like the beginning of the end.
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>>534430216
Farage is saying he'll build detention centres in those areas not increase migration to them. I don't want an Ambulance station to be built next door but it doesn't mean i'm against emergency care
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>>534432159
oh I've had a lot to say on it on fb today lmao
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>>534432159
>The party is neck deep in Toryism and it feels like the beginning of the end.
we still got three years until the next scheduled GE anon
they'll be plenty more reforms, restores and so much more in that time frame
it's only been two years
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>>534431830
I suppose it is for them. At the moment.
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>>534432159
>rumourmonging
You're terrified.
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>>534431750
god i love britney
still would
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imagine the UK in another 50 years

https://youtu.be/zckpSv0Lk-0
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BREAKING NEWS
Sir David Attenborough has passed a way-too-tall traffic light en route to the pub.
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>>534431750

Oops I did it again....
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what i say when somebody asks me my political opinion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNH7rCClYU
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>>534432159
Its interesting in that reform have put libtards in an impossible situation: they cant be against the enrichment without being raciss and they cant be for it without tanking votes.

Whats that scotch anthrax isand called, they can go there.
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>>534433229
She's still got it!
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>>534432159
post the post
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Reform candidate for haydock Stephen Mousdell has a gay gimp boyfriend who post on the website twpornstars.
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>>534430774
>>534430090
I like how this stupid subject is a political football rather than a practical solution

We're literally an archipelago. There's enough barren rocks in the sea nearby to encamp these illegals before deportation. But somehow they need to be located near ((population centres)) for unspecified reasons.
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>>534433739
Must be buddies with Keir
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>>534433739
They should stand him in brighton
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>>534433739
As you can see, he's the one in the yellow hi viz
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>>534430090
NIMBY>patriotic virtue posting
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>>534433847
They'd prefer to be kneeling
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>>534433881
>orlrite STEEEEEEE?
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>>534433739
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>voting intention: Great Yarmouth First (Restore) 44%
Gonna be a lot more glowie shills on here in a few more days, once it becomes clear that the whole country is moving in that direction.
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What happened to me? I am a british guy who is 25 and when I was in primary school 5-11 years old (2006-2012) I was sometimes taken out of class by a lady in a suit who was not a school employee, she had the permission of the school to take me out of my lessons and she would take me to this remote room in the school. In the room, I was told to close my eyes and tell them what was on a sheet of paper that was held about half a meter in front of my face. They also put headphones on me and played weird sounds and told me to write down what came into my mind. I also had this thing where the lady would hold my hands and we would both close our eyes and I was told to think of what came into my mind when weird acoustic sounds played. I was alone in this room with this woman and was not molested. Sometimes there was a guy in a black / grey suit with her with a couple of briefcases and they would never say anything to each other Infront of me. Can anyone explain this? I was one of 2 people in my year of 60 who was gifted and talented and wonder if this has anything to do with it. I have experienced some paranormal stuff before, 1 ufo sighting, 1 alien sighting ect, and wonder if my experience has anything to do with that. The "tests" that happened to me were not traumatic just very strange. I remember asking for the womans name and I was told "mrs lawrence". What the hell happened to me?
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>>534430090
>complaining that having a migrant centre in your constituency is a 'punishment' today.
They're denouncing migrant detention centres from the principle that no such centres should exist, not just on a NIMBY basis
Similarly, threatening to do *anything* to constituencies just because you didn't get enough votes there is a spiteful shitheel tactic regardless of what it is you're threatening to do
This isn't a clever 'gotcha', you're just intentionally misunderstanding your enemies' complaints
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>>534433943
Fat sargon the downy retard bastard supports his master going on xitter to bully vulnerable children though.
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>>534434498
Retards should be ridiculed. It helps them develop into a normal person.
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>>534433514
Gruinard.
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>>534433739
Bit homophobic to criticise that, isn't it.
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>>534433739
Looking bearish for Reform
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>>534433229
Blerted on her a couple of times when I was in secondary school. Didn't want to say anything about it like because that's just the kind of thing I do like.
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>>534434643
you gotta do it constructively though which is hard if you're doing it to compensate for your own securities
what people who practice "tough love" actually practice is just "active self-preservation" which is cowardly

you break them down to pull them up, you don't just break them down, most people can't manage that though
especially not in the fucking UK lmfao
we've all had bad bosses
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>>534434335
Looks like they are looking for people with psychic abilities. Everyone has them to a certain extent, telepathy is 100% real for example.
Its likely the teachers noticed you had more than average ability but the tests showed you didn't have they level needed.
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>>534434335
you're the british equivalent of a G.A.T.E kid
I almost got done by the same shit but I got disregarded for entering my "teenage burnout" stage too quickly

I def passed the entry test though, some people came to my school to meet me
then I rugby tackled a teacher one day and they disappeared just like the men in black
honestly it all feels like a weird dream now
very MIB
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https://youtu.be/qL6opiEkpVw?t=2237
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>>534434935
kek
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>>534434335
It was a test to find spackers who would repost /adv/ shit in the future
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>>534433739
>Haydock? More like Heyyycock
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>>534434711
Its worse than just being gay
Go to twpornstars com and search the user DannyWyattXXX
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>>534435432
top kek
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Fuck me there are some absolute dogshit takes in this thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc5NSUrnF70
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>>534435562
and you just contributed to them, good job
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>>534434269
Been that way since I first posted about em.
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>>534435562
first time?
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>>534435178
Future you won't laugh quite so easily anon.
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>>534435768
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>>534434498
Fail to see how that comment could be considered bullying.
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>>534434269
it's crazy how Yarmouth is gradually becoming this Florida-style turning point constituency lately
used to love Yarmouth, daren't even think about how things are going for seaside towns like them today
didn't they depend almost entirely on fishing and tourism?

ain't good
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>>534435822
can i shag the mantis
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>>534435768
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Telepathy_Tapes
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>>534435677
You're getting defensive because you assumed I was talking about you. Interesting, let's have a quick look at your contribution to the thread so far.
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>>534435883
Yes, but only once
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>>534435822
All part of the take over plan.
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>>534435917
kek
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>>534435905
yes and I'm man enough to admit it
my output hasn't been great

it's an off-day for me

still think you sound like a cunt though
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>>534435917
i can go more than once
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just scammed a jeet kek
>bank holiday callout
>dumb old jeets cant refil their own boiler
>get to the house
>all those animal cow and elephant statues everywhere
>refil it
>cunts leaking down to the skiring
>notmyproblem.jpg
>charge them double cus its the holiday
>dumb cunts gabe me a tip too
waiting ofr another chargeout in a couple weeks when the boiler lost pressure again
KEK ez money serves the old shitskins right when they get mold.
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>>534435968
I had a look, you should post a lot less.
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>>534435991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
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>>534430090
I mean if you're a Green voter then you probably don't want migrant detention centres at all, whether they're near you or not
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>>534436073
I'm working on it!
thanks pal
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>>534432721
> illegally
Of course all the legal shit skins are perfectly ok.
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>>534436073
watch out everybody self appointed thread prefect

what a fucking dork
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>>534435991
>he doesn't know
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>>534436034
doin' gods work anon.
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>>534436101
would
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>>534436149
Another insecure lad, low T?
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>>534436137
The Reform proposal in question is specifically detention centres for illegal migrants
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>>534436034
I disapprove of this kind of unprofessionalism.
You should have simply refused the job on moral and ethical grounds.
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>>534436034
And tonight on "It never happened".....
>>534436137
Nah, gonna trebuchet the illegals first, then the legals. Keep up.
>>534436193
Dirty fecker.
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>>534436158
no i know i can go more than once
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>>534435892
Interesting ty anon.

https://bialikbreakdown.substack.com/p/the-cias-uap-and-alien-research-their
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>>534436204
ill give you a shot of my t up your reard end and you'll sprouting backne for months dude
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>>534436274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
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>>534436375
you silly bitch >>534436101
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>>534436345
saved, cheers lad
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>>534436365
>Homosexual
The insecurity makes sense now.
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>>534436263
>>534436271
found the jeets kek
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>>534430014
Grey can't talk shit to a pine martin though
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>>534436451
you're rattled boy
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Might start Diogenesmaxxing
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>>534436410
aha
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>>534436511
You're the one trying to act hard talking about gay rape. You are projecting.
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>>534436483
Brush your teeth.
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>>534436515
someone in the last thread said about "churls" in a way that made them see very "Diogenes"
start by being a "non-servile peasant" first
then you might be able to graduate to living in an old barrell
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>>534436586
gay rape? i thought you wanted my testosterone
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>>534436586
>trying to act hard talking about gay rape
I suspect he actually is hard talking about it
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>Bad takes, insecurities and rampant homosexuality
Bye then.
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>>534436696
no i am hard but it's cos of all the mantis talk before
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ABSOLUTE M A D L A D
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>>534436728
mogged
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>>534436797
how is pakistan independent when they're all coming here?
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your heckin based reform alternative, sir
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>>534436728
thing is that's not just brit/pol/
that's literally the whole island
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>>534436595
>namefag drama
lol stfu jeet
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>quick, run the UFO, mind control, covi, flat earth shit agen before they all vote in Hitler
Still waiting for future me to come through with those promises from that letter they wrote past me a couple of times.
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DAVID PAULDEN IS A NONCE
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>>534436867
Pakistan gets about $4bn a year in foreign aid.
https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/DT.ODA.ODAT.CD?locations=PK
>>534436954
>rumbled
Dance malpa.
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>>534437058
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
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>>534437043
do you think if present and future you were in a relationship one of you would transition or would you take no extra steps keep the relationship as gay as possible? if so which one of you would transition? the present you with more chance to pass or the older, future you perhaps taking advantage of technology from the future to pass better? quite the conundrum
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>>534437102
what a weird cunt he is lmao
also, very true
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>deportation facility in one's area
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>>534436877
Restore is having an absolute mare over this. Now Carl Benjamin is seething at the idea of migrants being temporarily detained in “soft, southern areas” of England. Presumably the ResTory Party doesn’t want any votes from people in the Norf then.
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vote Labour
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I've never met a single sane, intelligent person who believes in alien abduction and/or feels the need to prattle on about it should the subject arise. I always get the sense it's just a way of derailing threads for whatever reason. Go chat with schizo teenagers on /x/ instead.
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I was probed by an alien
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>>534437395
alien abductions are just as believable as voting changing anything for the average person
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>I mean you have reffo hotels now in your area but deportation areas where they got told to fuck off? That would hecking lower the tone wouldn't it?

Who wrote this script?
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realistically speaking if aliens did exist we'd be the ones probing them
we'd be fucking them too
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>>534437568
hey Schlomo
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>>534437678
found the alien shagger
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>>534437568
Would I telepathically thought crime the shit outta it? Heck yeah. Might even toss in a little telekinetic downstairs tickle.
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>>534435393
you're just jealous you aren't psychic, so that makes you the real spacker
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>>534437765
thats hot
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>>534436877
This whole thing is just retards skirting around each other with innuendo
>Reform: "We'll put migrant centres in areas that don't vote for us!"
>You're going to drop roving boatwogs on people's homes?
>"N-n-no, of course not, they'll be kept secure and won't have any negative impact on the area"
>So why would Green et al. voters care?
>"Well, because the woke won't like it one bit!"

>Greens: "It's disgraceful that they'd threaten to put migrants in detention centres!"
>So what will you do about the boatwogs?
>"Erm, well, we definitely *wouldn't* put them in detention centres!"
>Yes, but what *would* you do
>"It's just awful, the way they talk about innocent refugees"
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>>534437782
lolleroni!
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>>534437765
Do green aliens have pink nips?
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>>534436639
Based some of my favourite moments of his are him observing a prostitues son throwing rocks and telling careful you might hit your dad, and him purposely shitting himself during Platos lectures to disrupt them, the man was an absolute menace
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>>534437897
no but they have pink arseholes
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>>534432159
the difference is they'll be prison camps, not hotels -- if the wogs aren't able to roam anywhere it doesn’t make a difference where the facility is, but putting one of them in a green district is just gonna slow the whole operation down to a crawl because of protests
look on the bright side, you can treat it like going to the zoo on the weekend
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>>534437533
It’s the same script CCHQ has given to Tory MPs and influencers.

Restore wants the same working class, socially-conservative parts of (northern) England that have had to accommodate the lion’s share of migrant hotels under the Tories to now have all the detention centres too. But it’s ok, because their posh twink influencers say it’ll boost their local economy, so I suppose they should be grateful.
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>>534437958
what if their shits are toxic? hear me out here getting a bit of human shit on your dick is bad enough but what if it melts your nob off how will we anal the aliens then?
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25 minutes until kino
https://rumble.com/v79e6y4-is-a-third-position-the-only-way-special-guest-dan-from-the-nrp-joins-the-s.html
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>>534438118
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>>534436503
If that mattered, grey squirrels wouldn't be thriving.
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>>534437568
Not for me. Unless they are equids.
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>>534438118
create thick silicon condoms that will protect your dick from any dick-melting-alien-shit
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>>534438173
not that differnet from the mrs discharge
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>>534437897
Translucent shimmer effect purple shifting to goldy tones when arroused.
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my wife
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https://odysee.com/@NaTaS:9c/war-low-rider-(80's-remix):1

Happy birthday big man
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>>534438224
but is anyone working on it right now? look at covid and the mask and vaccine disaster that was
what if one day they're here and we're not ready? how many nobs will we lose in the process?
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>>534437533
Restore are literally run by sargoy orbiters
remember the last time sargon was allowed near a political party?
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>>534438118
Just give me a rinse out first.

>>534438282
Bit horsey. Get the feeling she'd be keen on apple; finger back, palm flat naturally.
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PATTERN RECOGNITION
PATTERN UTILIZATION
PATTERN CREATION
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He's spun up a new ID kek.
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>>534437765
>paint me like one of your zeta reticulan girls
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>>534438411
too many too many
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>>534438282
Based waifu queen
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>>534438427
You'd think he would have learned a lesson, and developed the requisite humility to stay at the periphery rather than wading in and bringing all his baggage with him to the detriment of this new movement
But apparently not
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>>534438427
Remember the last time Farage was allowed near political parties?
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>>534438531
LOL what's the lore behind this guy ? I've seen his face a few times on brit/pol
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lora larps going on tonight eh
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>>534438629
he's a good la
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>>534434908
It's politics not a hug box for low IQ spastics
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can one of you glowniggers splain me the difference between 'reform' and 'restore' and why they aren't the same party?
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>>534438427
>What do you say when Farage puts a migrant camp in a soft southern area which voted 37% Greens, and the migrants start raping children? Compressing constitutencies down into the minority who win the election is irresponsible. — Carl Benjamin on Reform’s migrant detention policy
The man is utterly retarded. Restore can kiss goodbye to winning any seats in the north of England.
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>>534438629
He's a seethe generator, alas we have no engine to utlise the potent fuel.
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>>534438688
no seriously who is he? why do people keep calling him a nonce haha
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British Sudanese, yay or nay?
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>>534438790
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>>534438790
its shrimples
restore is a party that wants to get rid of wogs
reform is a party filled with wogs and run by a wog
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>>534436595
Flushed the disgusting third worlder
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>>534438861
genuinely way too much to explain lad, like five years of lore and then some
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>>534438901
yeah but what would reform say to this?
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>>534438743
look mate even the spartans knew you only broke down resistance, to build harder resistance
improper teachers were rooted out and made examples of
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>>534438880
Sudanese nuts nigga lmao
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ok lads i hope you had fun...

but unfortunately we are going back to doing russian noses on twitch... exclusively.

there of course was that line about casting a wider net because of the light versus dark thing. but we have a job to do innit bruv swear on fuck itself.

feel free to lurk those russians we will be doing at least one per day from here on out. (maybe we'll sneak a message in from time to time).

but yeah gg

everybodys nose itches

ok bye
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>>534438901
More british then u m8
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>>534438947
one paragraph will do, I NEED to know
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>>534438890
funny how the massive chad balls have been removed, presumably by some kike focus group
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>>534438629
holy fuck lad you are green
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well well well
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>>534438954
Reform would say that they want to get rid of illegals (but not legals), while Restore is not a serious party
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>>534438999
A fake and gay 77th meme to do pic related
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>>534439042
I am, I just wanna know who this nonce is
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>>534439060
what isn't antiseismetic at this point?
Having a functioning brain is.
Noticing basic patterns is.
Not sucking down shit sandwiches is.
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>>534438909
lmfao

>>534438965
ahahaha

>>534438999
>scouser
>started posting exclusively as a political / philosophical poster
>dominated the general quickly
>anons and one or two namefags started dogpiling
>josh / gobbo used their own tactics against them
>been a blood feud between them for over five years
>them trying to make him seethe / spook him into fucking off
>instead he all but "destroyed" the general so its mostly just goodlads and a few nobheads now
>scorched earth ftw
>he's called the nonce because he rightly called out the chief namefag from years ago out on his nihilism and alcoholism which would negatively affect his kid
>anons just kept repeating "nonce" for days / weeks / months after this
>josh started using this as bait and leaning into it
>became known as the goblin nonce
>proudly took upon this mantle and went on to dominate the general for years relentlessly
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>>534439037
I tend not to look at men's groin, drawings nor otherwise.
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>>534438963
You seem to be mistaken. We're not trying to use logic and reason to win an intellectual debate with every single fucking 70IQ mentally unwell fuckwit. The mong he replied to is the symptom of a decline in this county, the decline won't be reversed by fretting over the feelings of whinging spazmaloids.
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>>534439115
it's the leader of the Green party zack polanski
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>>534439060
He does actually look like that thoughbeit
The only bit it got wrong was the eyebrows, Polanski's aren't nearly that pronounced IRL
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>>534439063
>Reform is a serious party
Reform in a nutshell
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>>534439156
criticism of Israel
any crime where the victim is reported as Jewish
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>>534439158
Blowing smoke up your own arse, josh.
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>>534438986
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>>534438790
>splain me the difference between 'reform' and 'restore'
This should suffice.
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>>534439158
>scouser
>philosophical

don't believe you mate.
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>>534439169
too masculine, too problematic. They had to go.
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http://archive.today/C8ZVk
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>>534439229
It is what Reform would say, though their definition of 'a serious party' is questionable (serious = full of washed-up former Tory ministers with questionable track records in office)
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>>534439115
exactly that
josh is a locow in the classic sense
he started posting on brit/pol/ as himself, probably even earlier threads idk, and him doing so caused a hubbub so he leaned into it
this caused controversy, as lolcows often do
now his very idiosyncrasies such as the way he'd talk and the inside jokes he's made are baked into this general

I've dealt with this by being as neutral to it as possible and playing along with the larp if ever a josh-ish post is made
most lolcows eventually regret their attention seeking as they grow older and consequences happen and people like josh arguably must always exist

to remind all of us to not be

I don't mind him, he's okay, we've had some good talks in the past but a stoic approach is best
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>>534439060
>>534439220
kek its like that black footballer who if you drew accurately it would be a hate crime
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>>534438790
>>534438790
>difference between 'reform' and 'restore'
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>>534439326
>British Nationals
My pattern recognition is going off again
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>>534439277
You know for a fact these indians hate nige's guts but are operating on a pure lust for power
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>>534436877
That's just traditional pork barreling
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>>534439257
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>>534439229
>muh Reform
I don’t care. Restore wants to put even more illegal migrants into the same “patriotic” working class seats that Restore is (supposedly) trying to win. That’s clown shoe shit.
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>>534439542
How much Izzat will these poos lose when Nige jacks Reform in a week before the election?
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>>534439302
oh you'd be surprised mate
he unironically has some of the best takes in this general, just doesn't utter them often because pearls before swine innit
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>SAAR my name "Aaron Roy" I am good boy indian national labour voter I no change my ideology
And they STILL put him in. Vote for snakes. Get snakes
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>>534439697
>Restore wants to put even more illegal migrants into the same “patriotic” working class seats
Citation needed
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>>534439752
josh ur like the michael alig of this general

did u know michael alig died during the pandemic
very sad
I liked him even if he was a gay party monster who murdered an ethnic for some reason

yes this makes me the james st james
I don't make the rules
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>>534439764
>defecation
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>>534439865
redpill me on michael alig
am playing warframe
spoonfeed me daddy
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>clews online with blackshirt lad
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>>534439918
Reported to reform HQ
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>>534439752
Except when it comes to butter.
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based
dumb bitch

>>534440090
I can't believe it wasn't butter
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>>534440006
watch the Macauley Culkin movie Party Monster based on James St James book "Disco Bloodbath"
Alig had a way with promotion, the words and phrases he used up to the entire cultural movement he was involved with, and whenever I hear something in a brit/pol/ thread like
>alri la
>ffs reminds me of alica
etc it reminds me of Michael Alig making New York his bitch, because that's just what he did too

and it's a comedy so it's like more Fear and Loathing than something like Trainspotting which makes it fun to watch
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>>534438947
Could we not just summarise and say he's from a mentalist half way house?
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>>534439863
Charlie Downey made the (fairly retarded) argument that you could ackshually put migrant centres in pro-Restore areas as a jobs creation scheme + to make it harder for lefties to organise demos outside, as though they don't just bus people in anyway (see: >>534436877)
Lowe's Twitter statement was the far, far more reasonable position of 'hold them wherever will facilitate getting them shipped out fastest, do not make it a partisan point-scoring exercise' (see: >>534432721)
Ongoing problem with Restore being that the left hand and right hand are totally uncoordinated, and you'll get completely different answers to the same question from the party spokesman, the party leader, and whoever it is who runs the leader's Twitter account
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>>534440185
Lurpak spreadable is basically flavoured machine lubricant.
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>>534440187
>Macauley Culkin
was in a band called 'pizza underground'
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>>534438790
Reform is a centrist party that is happy to operate within the blairite system.
Restore wants to abolish it and reverse every policy that cunt introduced
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>>534440255
Is that true
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>>534440313
okay and why aren't they the same party? What is it they think people want?
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>>534440273
yeah that's news again actually apparently a new michael jackson movie just came out
clearly being friends with michael jackson worked out GREAT for him right
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>>534438364
Jeets are worse than pakistanis
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>>534440187
ahaha
I will most certainly have to look into him
cheers lad
he might end up one of my idols
my current idols are
>myself
>aleister crowley
>roy cohn
>alexander duggan (the jackal)
>lorne malvo
>terence mckenna
>diogenes
>eddie

>>534440255
I already knew I was an absolute machine lad, you didn't need to tell me that
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>>534440013
Orla Minihane appears to be the Restore equivalent. Feminist wearing conservatism as a skinsuit.
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i'd genuinely vote for a party whos key policy was offering voluntary euthanasia for anyone with a iq above 90 stuck in this fucking shithole
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>>534440339
I've used margarine in lieu of grease before.
>>534440423
Clever sosij.
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>>534440557
If you have an IQ above 90, you should be able to work out how to kys without state intervention
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>>534440423
well he was gay as shit but there's like the movie, the books, a couple documentaries, he was the whole "club kid" thing and what he did to create that is very much like "josh from brit/pol/"
I'm asked if I'm josh from brit/pol/ in outerchan sometimes and obviously I'm not
I liked him, he got done in by a fent overdose like two years after getting out of prison for it lmfao
it's a good movie, if you like "woah dude trippy" movies it's like a trippy comedy
I caught it on channel 4 back in the late 2000s when people were still eurotrash about it
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>>534440557
Brush your teeth yet?
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>>534440636
watching a lot more films atm because I don't wanna use me soundbar n boombox with being in the hostel. so just watching stuff on me laptop while I game. will defo give it a whirl at some point soon mate, cheers, sounds interesting
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>>534440642
No one likes you poopesh.
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he's talking to himself again
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>>534440879
I like me, and so do I.
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>>534440748
no worries
still to relate that to the ongoing conversation
josh is someone who somehow made his idiosyncrasies stick and it's a brit/pol/ meme for that reason
when I was in the youth hostel, watched the most shit in my life
you think x-files is too long until you finish x-files and then you're like damn I'm clearly still tripping balls and I don't know what to watch now
get a nice little collection going
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>>534441014
I've been watching euphoria again with zendaya
its actually quite deep with its critique on mental health stuff
you might like that if you can get past the teen drama stuff
I glaze over when that comes on
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>>534433229
Yarg, we have hybrid red/grey here, I'm cheering for them!
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>>534441124
What's cheese got to do with it?
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>>534440934
Community engagement efforts must have failed already.
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>>534441105
Euphoria wasn't a thing back then, I was into Skin and Glue, which had just come out
Utopia was premiering too which you could argue had the same "youth culture" focus
problem with HBO stuff is they take too much liberties on them owning their own cable network that they can literally produce porn if they want
there was this whole gay sex scene in "High Maintenance" which was a happy show about a weed dealer
full dickslapping and everythng
that was porn, straight up
"High Maintenance" was a fun show before that happened.

I get why people watch Euphoria but feel like that's where I get off. I mean like get off the train not get off in my trousers.
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>>534441124
KEK
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>>534441329
I only realised this time round that rue is high functioning autistic kek
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>>534437298
Thats because its fucking stupid idea. Restores policy is to build on uninhabited islands like st kilda.
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No matter if I get called Jewish or brown, I know the hands that typed it are brown.
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>>534439060
Its not even a caricature it looks just like him
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Whack-an-argie is harder when the argies breath doesn't stink. Just as well he can't afford toothpaste.
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>>534441503
hey well I like watching sydney sweeny webms as much as the next person but there's a point where the sexiness harms the story telling
frankie from skins had banging tits and we all watched that clip where she danced in her room with massive tits a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OATbhVF90U
but as sexy as this was it didn't distract away from the fact that frankie was dealing with the trauma related to the loss of her friend in bad ways and that was the point of the tit bounce
to not be sexy, but to be sad

sydney sweeny bouncing around in a fetishistic puppy outfit isn't the same imo

that being said it's just the same show for different generations
for me like my shangri-la period happened during the 2016 presidential campaign run-up, I was dropping 1p-lsd and watching Wilfred and House M.D a lot, absolutely determined to get to the bottom of it
what I'm saying is having a different harddrive for tv and a different one for movies is a shout
tv is way bigger than movies



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