>>534439270even better they locked all extra money they had while we were growing up in completely unnecesarry assets that were just sitting there being taxed not making any money but being additional cost and some monkey see the situation and says >but anon your parents left you somethingyea nigger, i lived worse then you on wellfare cause of that shit
>>534439270my boomer parents will both leave their houses to me. theyre divorced. my dad was going to sell but i asked him not to and i'm going to be his proxy landlord when he fully retires to travel. theyre both going to leave me all of their savings, investments, assets, etc too. i know all this because i'm going to be the executor of their wills and we've talked it all out so its not a surprise since when they go i'm also going to be responsible for my retarded NEET brother
>>534439270I'm saving mine for my children.
>>534439398They have welfare is serbia???
>>534439270>even got an ice cream sunday! Are boomers the most reddit generation?
Wifes boomer dad wants to write us out of the will because I asked him to lose weight
>>534439553nigga we are basically a commie state ofc we do, everything is wellfare gibs and stealing here.not joking
>>534439270mine married a Chinese wife half his age so she got it all
My parents never pretended to inherit me or my brother anything, my father worked hard for his money so i will not reproach him as he supported me until he didn't want to, my grandpa was the same so i cannot play that card anyways if i wanted to.The only thing i dislike is him thinking we are playing in the same kind of field and we aren't, he had it way, way easier even in his own logic when applied to other topics.
>>534439568i told my father in law to drop unnecesary weight and he divorced pretty soon after that.He is still fatI dont want to explain him what i meant, he looks happy
>>534439270My boomer parents are in Europe right now, specifically to tour multiple holocaust museums (we are NOT jewish). Is that a waste hmmmm.Furthermore they are not even spending their own money, but instead the money they inherited from my grandparents. All the while my teenage nieces/nephews are scrambling to scrap together nickels and dimes to pay massive upcoming college bills.I do not talk to my retarded boomer parents and they were complete shit heads when I was young. This is all knowledge from the grapevine.
>>534439553>the west virginia of europe takes better care of its citizens than the USgrim
>>534439466My mom decided to make me co executor with her second husband’s son who’s a barely literate wigger, so when she dies I get to blow any meager sum they leave on lawyers to fend off the son’s white trash siblings. Fun!
>>534439270Doesn't seem like a waste if she's enjoying herself. It's her money she can do whatever she wants with it.
>$1000 to sit in a slightly less uncomfortable chair and be served $10 worth of snacksI wouldn't fly business or first class with my own money supposing I was a billionaire. If my company wants to pay for business, then fine whatever. I still think it's a waste though.
>>534439270>Upgrading to businessHonestly, I did this once when flying back from Mexico and it was totally worth it for like 400 USD extra when. The flight in economy to Mexico was horrible being stuck between two fat beaners so didn't wanna do that again. Flew in a brand-new AirFrance Airbus A350-1000 with tons of space and drank enough champagne and cognac to make the trip go the positive.
Dads been having trouble getting around and has been "renovating" the house with more handle bars, higher toilet, all the old people features that would need to be pulled out to sell the house. Moms more mobile but goes to some specialist almost every other week for one thing or another. Not expecting anything other than the house and can maybe get 400k for the house as is and maybe 600k with some work but have to split it 4 ways.
My dad ditched us when I was 14 and my mom has nothing but debt. The only reason she won’t be homeless when she is too old to work is because I worked my ass off to buy a humble little house in a rural area and make some investments for income on her behalf. Of course she complains all the time about how she doesn’t want to live there but it’s the nicest place I could afford.
>>534439270This bitch is the fucking cryptkeeper and still holding a job she should retire out of so the kids get a chance. Typical boomer, cannot let go of the past, they all still think they are 30.
>>534439270Surprisingly no, They have a decent silver stack for me but I dont expect much else. Their house is in dogshit Cook County IL, neither my sister and I want it.
No dad helped me buy a house which resulted in my siblings and mother getting beyond assmad at me because he basically chucked me all his savings and didn't give them anything
>>534439270There may be an argument to your gay-ass 1PBTID brain fart, but pic rel isn't it. That's a deal anyone with the money and any common sense at all would take.
>>534439961Not to mention she isn't retired, she writes for the New York Times..
>>534439466>my retarded NEET brotherthat could be me!
>>534439466take care of your brother
>>534439270
>>534439466Watch Rain Man. That is about to be your life.
>>534439466Yeah I got a similar conversation with my mom. She randomly asked me to come over one day and said it's been on her mind for a while but she admitted her cognitive ability was fleeting even though she's only 65 but said she's going to leave everything to me and my brother and wants us to check on her regularly and help her with anything financial I'm a contractor and my brother is a CPA so he's going to manage her finances and I'm going to make sure her houses are all maintained. We don't have power of attorney yet but we should in a couple years. She drafted a schedule she wants to keep for managing her assets. It really doesn't feel like a windfall at all, I'm actually kind of sad my mom thinks she can't take care of herself anymore.
>>534439871We may complain, but we have to remind ourselves that a lot of millennials will inherit decently sized estates. Poor boomers need not apply.
>>534439270My dad died a year before retirement, leaving my mom with about $1.2 millionThen my mom died a few years later, leaving myself and my two brothers with about $600k each.I used that money to pay off the house and bought a cheap boat. The rest is just sitting around invested
>>534439700you could go move there and find out just how "nice" it really is you fucking redditnigger
>>534440077>>534440130i am going to. dont confuse the tone of my post for hate for my brother. he will be supported by me after my parents have gone. Rain Man is specifically a very relevant movie to me
do you people think thats a lot of money for first class flights across the planet? how fucking old are you retards jesus christ (not talking to the thirdie flags, obviously this is an unthinkable amount of money to you regardless)
>>534439466Don’t act surprised when they sell and leave you high and dry bud
>>534440285Anyone with a decent job would and should pay for that upgrade.
>>534439797I don't even fly with my own money. I don't fly at all. I never go anywhere. If I'm traveling it's because I'm fleeing a progrom traveling is for women.
>>534439270Of course a stupid women would gush over the "scrumptious" food and champagne when the entire point of those Polaris seats is that they recline into a bed. I hate women so much it's unreal.
>>534439871Why don't you turn the house into a rental property?I suspect that many of the horror stories we ear about being a landlord are property shark shills generally discouraging property management so they can scoop up real estate from timid owners.Just do all your homework before you give them the keys on day one.Talk to any references they give face to face, same for employers and vouching relatives.There are probably good books out there about how to avoid problem renters, and don't be afraid of anyone accusing you of being discriminatory, almost every state has YEARS of accumulated hearing scheduled, most likely the bums tryinf to rent from you will be long gone before their case is scheduled.t. timid owner who sold off a money producer.
>>534439900checkedthis is the real problem with boomers and the economy. they never fucking retire and because this is their plan, they haven't trained the younger generation to take over their roles. boomers were trained in their 20s and 30s to take over the roles of their bosses. today gen x workers arent trained to do this until they are 40s or 50s if they get trained at all. truly the most selfish generation.
>>534440409completely agree. these people in the thread might be 16 years old or foreigners VPNing our flag. i need to stop visiting this retarded website
>>534440280Good on you anon, rare that i say that but taking care of a mentally challenged sibling like that is godly work.
>>534440157im a tradie too. helping mom will always be based>>534440289im sorry your parents didnt love you anon
>>534440523I found that a very odd too. Without that upgrade she'd write 5000 words on her restless leg syndrome acting up and her stress over maybe developing deep vein thrombosis. Yet the prepackaged slop in the upgraded plastic dishes was her toe-dip into value for money paid.Not surprising since women are often right about something without having a clue as to why or how.
>>534439270My parents and my in laws are both pretty great.I do have an aunt trying to move in with me who has substantial assets and fully expects to live with me rent free until she dies and then wants to leave whatever is left after a decade of vacations to NGOs helping illegal immigrants. I have politely told her this will not work for me.
>>534439882Very kind of you. I wish she was more appreciative of you. I'm in the same situation with my mom
>>534439700Welfare does not help the poor. It enslaves them.
>>534440709>Good on you anonit doesnt come up often does it lmao. but yes his older brother will always be there for him. he isnt exactly Dustin from Rain Man though. think more along these lines
>>534439466If they're leaving all to you seems like you both are retarded NEETs that need being taken care of
>>534439270My boomer parents are already dead and they have left me nothing, because they literally did have nothing to their name. Imagine having lived in the most prosperous times in one of the most prosperous parts of the world ever, and somehow you and your spouse managed to be perpetual deadbeats.
>>534440551Not interested in the job and my siblings are probably less interested than me. ~100k isn't a bad amount, gets me to 0 on all debts and a nice emergency cushion. That all assumes they kick it in less than 10 years, moms folks are still around so while dads probably less than 10 years shes probably closer to 30. Who knows whats gonna happen by then.
>>534440752She really thinks the meal an hour into the flight and an hour before landing is what made the trip so enjoyable not the fact she was laying down asleep for 9 hours in between. So much is wasted on women.
>>534440941That's exactly how 80% of this board currently lives
>>534439270>doesn’t fly privateYikes. NGMI.
>>534439270The bedding was scrumptious? Da fuck is wrong with that beast?
>>534439687>tour multiple holocaust museumswhat causes this mental illness?
>>534439797At those fares it's not meant for people that fly on their own dime.
>>534440946Make sure you understand all the taxes that can be involved in an inheritance, before you calculate any money to be split.Unless the property is in a shared trust, you may be surprised how many hands are in the pot before yours, as the ownership transfers.This varies widely from state to state.
>>534439270When did the wsj become so cringe? The flight attendant probably took that photo
>>534439398What constitutes an unnecessary asset in Serbia? Anything that can't be sharpened into a stabbing implement?
>>534439797Pay a little more but get a lot fewer niggers
>>534439797Nobody pays out of pocket for first class except oil sheiks. She's a travel columnist, you really think she's paying for that ticket either way?
>>534439270Boomer dad died out of state so that was nice of him, boomer mom has health issues but I'm getting $50k in cash so I deal.
>>534441395this. its the same reason i always pay for VIP parking. not valet, but if there's a more convenient lot that costs more to park in i'm there. why? its a nigger filter
>>534439270What the fuck is wrong with her face? Ugh!Ugly people should be slaughtered
when i was a kid my grandpa willed all his shit to the grandchildren.All his children daughters all had their kids sign something that gave the land to the daughters. Reason i was told was that when we were old enough there were so many children it would be easy to mismanage. Since then my mom and her kids paid rent to my sisters while we live here. my mom said we'd be able to live here as long as she is alive. now my neice(moms granddaughter) is getting married and is probably planning on buying it. My dad says he will be giving his house to me, but by the time ill get it ill be too old to really enjoy appreciate or care for the property. i told him it would be better if he gave it to one of his grandkids instead since the house would just be wasted on me. Ive also try to encourage him to sell his house a;d just enjoy the rest of his life, but i think he likes to struggle as it keeps him alive longer. my moms side divided the farm land up into plots and are currently selling off their parcels since they are all mostly pretty old. Ultimately i should have used my student loans for a down payment on a house during college in '03. And ill be lucky to make it to some income based nigger bloc to live out the rest of my days on social security. i never really bothered or wanted to make money. And now this is the predicament im in.
>>534441353It does seem like it some paid review to convince boomers to travel this season since they are the only ones with disposable income these days.it says that they bribed her with an upgrade too.
>>534439270>ice cream sundaeAll I want to know is: When the plane starts, will it get up there?And when it’s up there… will the bloody thing stay there?And when it comes down… will it come down in the right place?
>>534439564>>534439797$900 for an upgrade to first class on an 11 hour flight is a fucking steal. i do 11-13 hour international flights in economy multiple times a year and would leap at that opportunity. you get an entire fucking bed to yourself in polaris.
>>534441617wot do you mean mate? her face be scruuumptious innit?
>>534441617She's got no makeup on. Most women look like this.
>>534439270No, thankfully. My mom's parents and my dad's parents have both set aside trusts for my parents to manage.Once my parents are gone, I'll manage the trusts with my sister.
900 to upgrade to first class in long-haul is a no-brainer. Looks like /pol/ is full of neets who have never flown in their entire life.
>>534439466based you better take good care of your brother who you probably bullied and turned into a neet with your inadvertent faggotry.
>>534442878Wow you had the privilege of paying to see the dirt in another country.You're so much better of a person than all of us.
>>534439270>their retirement incomeshe never had any. she just quit working after her mom died and she got an inheritance. i've been managing her money for her. i've made my mommy well over a million dollars. she is completely financially illiterate and will spend through it all at some point.
>>534439270My gran was amazing, she didn't spend nearly anything the last 15 years of her life and left me a small fortune. She was technically a silent generation and not a boomer, though.
My mom recently attended a champagne pool party. Not like a pool party with champagne. No. She has a friend.who has a basement champagne pool. A pool about double the size of a hot.tub they fill with champagne for a 1 night party. A fucking champagne pool. Her friends.dead husband patented several types of dental drill bits. I consider myself.a lucky millenial because i was able to buy a house (3/1 starter home) but still cant afford to fix my AC in fucking Dallas while the boomers literally bathe in champagne in their designated champagne pool. Next week she goes to a pickleball retreat in costa rica. I cant afford my fucking groceries.
>>534443816She was a 350k/yr HR karen at a non profit. My stepdad was in the trade show biz making 500k. Last time i saw them we talked about nuclear power and they didnt know there was a difference between fission and fusion. They.thought nuclear.reactors function by having nuclear bombs go off inside an engine. What the fuck man
>>534443971HR doesn't get paid that much at hospitals. I was a programmer for the largest health care company in our state, and could access all salary information, and that is well more than most doctors get paid. You'd have to be a surgeon to get paid more. Or the CEO, I guess. We had female pms that would literally sit on horse girl facebook groups all day that would get paid more than some low-tier doctors. Imagine going to medical school and not planning on doing surgery.
>>534439687Bro, my boomer parents straight up paid people to stalk me and spread nasty lies about me. I had to move states frequently for a while because they kept doing it. I only got ahead because I have a lot of Agrcultural industry experience and can always get money/work from ItLiterally Boomer gangstalkers
>>534444209It was a private sector charity closely aligned with make a wish. There is an insane amount of money being thrown around at those galas.She was one of the VPs before retiring. Here is the top 3 executives salary. She was replaced by the one in the middle.