What's the best way to dodge military service?
>>534442342Amputate your head.
>>534442342Oh is the draft being reinstated by Congress this time for realsies?
>>534442342They don't accept trannies anymore, just behave normal op
>>534442342I dunno, link the article so people can pick from the list
Dodge it like Trump did and say you have bone spurs in your feet. You don't want to die for Trumps retarded jew cocksucking war.
>>534442342>What's the best way to dodge military service?Say no, you're not doing it, you're not dying for that orange retard and you're not dying for israel. If they send a few hispanic manlets to your door, kill them all.
>>534442342Becoming hired muscle for the Mexican cartels.Better paid and more ethical.
>>534442590you will do as youre told. the end.
Im 46 but in preperation I've grown my hair out.Oh i had a felony before but it was vacated so probably disqualifies.Right to firearms restored too.Always save 10k cash for an attorney lolServed 30 days instead of 30 years
>>534442342Literally no one will comply with being drafted, good luck coming to arrest all of those people
>>534442342>BONE SPURS>NOOOOO NOT MEEEE !!!!!>I JUST DONT WANNA DIEEEEEEE
>>534442342while walking your dog, stop at Burger King and try to order a meal. after the shithead running the register decrees you're not allowed to have a dog in the premises then calls the police to have you removed, do not comply with their feeble attempts to cuff you. Fate will take over from there
Shortly after Trump won his second term I scheduled an appointment with a psychiatrist and was prescribed anti-psychotics. I see him every 6 months and it costs me about $40 each visit with copay. I make sure to mention suicidal ideation for his notes. The medicine is basically free with insurance and I flush it once I get home. $80/year is a cheap insurance policy to not have to die for Israel.
>>534443885I knew guys in the Army that were prescribed anti-psychotics
>>534443995I asked a recruiter over social media a while back if I could enlist despite being on anti-psychotics and wanting to kill myself and he said it would be a long and difficult process and would depend entirely on further medical evaluations and still probably not. Easy out for me.
>>534442342>What's the best way to dodge military service?Enlist for three years (realistically, you will have to do four, since I dont think there are any three year enlistments). Doing so will make a legal "veteran", which entitles you to all the benefits they accrue, including being effectively immune to a draft (which will never come).
>>534442342Vocal antisemitism and have a gang related tattoo like a AB Swastika.
>>534443275They’re retarded, but they’re not so retarded to arm a bunch of virulent and violent antisemites with heavy ordnance and send them to the front line to protect Jews. Especially ones that actively hate their life and joke about fragging their superiors? Deep sixing a few Jews would just be bonus points. And you really think federal prison and threats like buttrape will scare these people? We already get threatened with that daily, the alternative is to die? Yeah, you know what, great idea Eggland, please do this kek
>>534442342Become a girl
>>534444662Based. Yeah this is the way, just get on NEETbux and leech off the system.
>>534442342Be born after 1953, the last year of birth that has ever been drafted in the US.
>But I dont want to- ACK!This is what will happen to you BTW.
>>534442342maga doesn't like trans / women / minorities in the army so just be one of those
>>534442342SuicideBeing Filthy Rich Escape to Mexico
>>534442342Troon the fuck out
>>534442342I've got bonespurs on my feetand diabetes
>>534442342Scream niggerniggerniggernigger and shoot the draft officers.Then livestream yourself screaming niggerniggerniggernigger while fucking the corpses and vowing to rape their kids.
>>534445225Cute.What happened to that fat azov pig in Odessa again?What happened to the draft officer who came out at night to see why his car alarm was going off again?
Probably the fact that the draft was abolished in 73.>DRUMPF WILLYea, yea, 2 more weeks.Die for Israel for the 10th time since Trump has been president.
>>534443463kek
>>534442342Morbid obesity. Just eat until they can't fit you in the recruitment van. You can always lose the weight later. The only issue is that it takes a little while to get big enough, so you gotta start early.
>Nobody has posted the answer
>>534442342Won't work for most, obviously, but I have permanent nerve damage and an improperly healed ankle fracture from an industrial accident. Can't walk on it some days, much less run or carry a heavy pack. I guess the jews running my workers comp claim didn't completely fuck me when they refused to pay for surgery.
>>534445225You can hand a man a gun and tell him to train, you can lock him up if he refuses to engage in basic, you can force him onto a plane or helicopter and tell him to shoot innocent people. You can't pull the trigger for him or prevent him firing on IDF instead of an Iranian family.
>>534443885>>534443995I took enough Prozac to kill a horse while I was in the military and they didn't kick me out until I truly went crazy.
>>534442745>Better paidNot anymore, 800USD a month, 1000~ if you have trained before, paid once a montht. knower
>>534442342Who has the shit yourself picture?
>>534442590This is the correct answer and exactly what i intend to do. I would rather die for myself than die for the Jews.
>>534442342Bone spurs and a jewish doctors note
>>534442342I'm about to be homeless in a few years, primarily due to the fact that people of my background are no longer being given the chance to be a part of society. I can't speak for anyone else, but my exemption is that I'm going to be a vagabond wandering from city to city and state to state enjoying whatever bit of life I have left, and sightseeing.
>>534442342Too old, don't care. Even if i got drafted, it would just be some civil defense position. Have fun Zoomies.
>>534445225you won't do shit, bitch.
>>534442342#1: being a jew!
>>534442342Prior to 1950, the established used "social contract" (actually taking care of people) to get what they wanted, which was people willing to fight and die for the state. Now that the contract is long gone, what will they use to get what they want now? My money is on mass surveillance (blackmail gathering) combined with food scarcity.
>>534448053They Live is a good movie, thanks for the reminder.
>>534445225lol
>>534442342Shooting your captors at basic training.
>>534442342Kill a nigger zogbot
>>534442342Thinking about joining as an officer. Physics degree. Think they'll let a retard with strabismus fly a plane?
Pooping in pants. The government jokers cannot deal with this. It also doesn't matter whether they think you are doing it deliberately or not.
>>534442342Poo poo pee pee no draft for me
I know about a fool-proof plan
>>534442590/Thread, and make their deaths nasty as possible
>>534448459This will get them and their families killed in their mansions on live stream
>>534442468The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
Trump did bone spurs.Nugent did shit his pants.Stallone fled to Switzerland.
>>534442342>What's the best way to dodge military service?Just ignore it, they will stop sending letters.If anyone comes looking for you just say you are not that person.What are they gonna do?
>>534442342break a leg, literally
Draft's not happening. Trump is deathly afraid of a "Jimmy Carter situation" and has been extremely avoidant of risk and causalities in Iran because he knows it would be the finishing blow to what remains of his presidency.
>>534455346I need to fly Sky Bird.
>>534442342Lie about your age.
Become a girl
