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Will interdimensional reptoids get their hand on my genetic material and use it to clone me?
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>>534447790
don't give them your data, they already have enough but they can use it to make bioweapons to target a specific genome
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>>534447790
I’m a (plant) geneticist published in nature and I would never give my DNA to a private DNA company with it attached to my credit card number (name and address etc)
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>>534447790
I don't know how they handle the data, but the results are very accurate.
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>>534447790
You'll be ok if you have cum in your balls
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>>534447790
Yes
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>>534447790
no but if your kids or grandkids are doing patriot stuff in the future the database might catch them because of your sample
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>>534447790
don't do 23andMe, there was a guy who submitted lizard saliva and got detailed ancestral breakdown from them, they're basically a scam, they're just harvesting your DNA, without actually providing a service.
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>>534447790
literally giving away your DNA you fucking retard

use your fucking brain, you could literally be framed for anything with that.
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>>534447790
It's a scam, you need to actually take a real test like this one to get any valuable information.

https://dnacomplete.com/tier-selection/
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>>534447790
>willingly giving your genetic data to satanic pedophiles
u stupid?
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I need to figure out if I have jewish blood
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>>534448280
They say everyone is Jewish to own the racists!
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>>534447790
They want to find common genes for people groups and countries. When they find a somewhat isolated gene in a group, they have a target to attack with biowarfare. Why would they clone you? They would rather kill off all people like you.
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>>534447790
Yes they will clone your brain and use it to predict what you're going to do at any given time. And sell data about your interests to advertisers.
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They probably make a shitton of money selling your dna to big pharma while you get a semi accurate dna report.
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>>534447790
the jewess founder (sister of youtube exec) died mysteriously and now they've converted from a for profit company to a non-profit. this data base of DNA is gold to jews and itll be bought and passed around to the worst lifeforms.
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>>534447790
It's fine, ignore the self-important schizos.
If glowies really wanted to target you or your genome specifically they don't need the cooperation of some second-rate "omg how much roman blood I have" company to do it.
I would say however that it's not beyond these companies to distort their "ancestry %" charts for sociopolitical purposes. You might be better off obtaining the raw autosomal data and learning to analyze it yourself.
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>>534447790
>Will interdimensional reptoids get their hand on my genetic material and use it to clone me?
No, only jews who will charge a large fee and then lie about the results while using the actual data to improve their bioweapons. I mean if you are such a worthless insecure idiot that you need to pay for services like this, they're probably doing us a favour by removing you.
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>>534447790
So bad you’re not allowed to do it in israel
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>>534448466
They will clone your butt and then rape your butt and then turn your raped butt into fast food meat patties so you can eat your own cloned raped butt

The master plan of the reptoids
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>>534447790
i just saw this today about 23 and me
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nTtQKmTPS_o
i did it but regret it but they do say if siblings, cousins, aunts or uncles did it they basically have it already.
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>>534447790
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>>534447790
You have a right to erasure, and can make a request to their data protection officer. They'd be breaking the law if they didn't comply.

Read their privacy policy, which may differ between them, and opt out of anything you can, prior to your data deletion request.
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>>534449025
Holy shit, are you actually that naive? I own a bridge in New York you might wanna buy!
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People get their pets spit to sample and it comes back with “human genomes” lmaooo gotta feel bad for idiots giving their DNA over to central bank funded corporations. Hahahahahahahahahahah
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>>534448771
Hahahhhahaha see this for proof
Hahahahahahahahhaahaha
But don’t worry fags
They have the whole western world genomic sample
They only need one person from your bloodline to sample your genome
Guess what
During Covid they swabbed noses with pcr for a year and a half straight for freee
They forced you to test to get into places
Forcefully took your dna
Don’t forget nothing is free
Even Covid pcr nasal tests
Even if you never got tested
There will be no denying
Someone in your family did
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
We’re all fucked
Just you are extra dumb if you paid them for your dna lmao
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Yes.
Then depending on how good looking you are they will make a celebrity/pornstar in your likeness to humiliate you.
If you are ugly they will use your clone to commit an atrocity and there will be nationwide manhunt for (You).
Even if you don't give them your DNA they probably already have it. Especially if your job makes you perform lab work.
George Lucas was warning us.
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>>534449486
I bet if you sent in a rectal swab they'd find dog semen
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>>534447790
I gave them my DNA. Worst case scenario they can tie you or a relative of yours to a crime.
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>>534447790
Yes
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>>534447790
>interdimensional reptoids
>he thinks it’s just a joke
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>>534447790
23andme is the Israeli government.
Heritage or whatever the other one is is the mormons

Nobody gives a shit about your DNA you're not a special snowflake
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>>534447790
If you or your family ever do anything wrong like decades from now and your DNA is on file and can be searched
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>>534447905
Careful not to spit outside, make sure you read the fine print before getting any blood tests. Don't sweat on anything.

Fuckin botanist.
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>>534450674
I actually don't think it's a joke
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>>534451150
That's how they got the "Golden State Killer" serial killer from California who was active in the 1970s, which is a good thing they got him obviously. But still.........they got him by examining DNA on file of his family and people linked to him which ultimately led them to him.
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>>534447790
me mum gave them her DNA how fucked am I?
Will they know that I have the schizo anti-anti-christ genes?
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>>534447790
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>>534447790
so you actually believe you are important enough to have cutting edge black budget science experiments done to your dna?
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>>534448280
You'll know if you do!

Tests are bullshit btw.

Also, most modern Jews are in fact Not Jews, including most in Israel and world wide.
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>>534451234
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where "feed" and "seed" both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".
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>>534447790
They wish they could. Kikes are just paranoid data hoarders.
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>>534448919
why does animal dna come as ashkenazi jew?
if their comparison process is legit, does it mean animals are jewish or jewish are animals?
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>>534451260
Don't rape and murder anyone, kek. They'll find you through her.
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>>534456142
Yeah, also dont be like BTK and ask the feds if they can identify people through floppy disks, then when they say 'no lol'....

Kek.
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>>534447790

> Jews convinced insecure Timmies to give them money to give them their data at the same time


Whites are really, really stupid
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Also the huge redpill on unsolved rapes and murders and muh DNAcopetesting is literally "if they wanted too, they would"

Its literally just index and compare for human revision from here on out, they have all the big brother tech to do it now, and even narrow it down.



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