As Rudy Giuliani is in hospital in critical condition, we should all remember this fond memory.It took four days to call the 2020 U.S. Presidential election for Joe Biden, but Rudy Giuliani wasn’t fucking having it. So, on November 7, 2020, he held a press conference to challenge the results at the Four Seasons … Total Landscaping. Located in Northeast Philadelphia, with a dildo store on one side and a crematorium on the other, Rudy was literally stuck between a cock and a charred place. For all MAGATs who were still clinging to their delusions of victory, this was their final kick in the balls.This moment in history is still yet to be fully explained.
>>534450938I remember Giuliani holding a followup press conference and his hair dye started melting down his face
>>534451116That was the kraken jizz
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>>534451336kek
>>534450938>story fully explained:>be overworked, retarded, seeker of lulz, vengeance, or possibly a mix thereof intern>get a call at 1AM, panicked, asking you to book “The Four Seasons” for a presser at 9AM>you foolishly google “four seasons” while being anywhere within 200 miles of Four Seasons Landscaping, LLC, and dial the number AI has kindly presented>somehow it doesn’t come up that this is a landscaping company, the Mexicans are just happy to have work, they don’t care why someone wants to book their venue, they’re just willing to rent it out for the price offered>Four Seasons Landscaping makes record sale and gets tons of publicity for free>some intern gets canned
>>534451682Also known as>some boomer makes an impossibly stupid mistake that only the most technically illiterate 3 year old could have possibly made>some intern, assistant, or low man on the totem pole gets scapegoated >(almost) everyone is happy and the world turns another day
>fight for Trump>get betrayed by Trump>be on your deathbed and have your final moments used by TrumpMany such cases.
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>>534450938why do you have such vitriolic hatred for people who just want to be white and around white peoplejeez man, pull yourself together and stop being so gay
>>534450938Another republican tranny btw
>>534452022is that a joke? they couldn’t care less about being in a white country
>>534452022They don't care about (you) at all.
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>>534451852He must have ruffled Donald's comb over somewhere along the line.
>>534451852Amazing how many suckers got burned by TACO.
>>534451682AI and summaries weren't a thing in search results back then, Trump said they had the four seasons before checking availability (guess he was already senile), his PR team banked on qfaggotry slupring it up and using rudy20 to buy pillows from the pillowman
One of the few to stand up and call it a cheat job. Anyone with eyes knows there was massive cheating and anyone that denies it is a bald-faced liar. Too bad leftist scum, Trump would be on a beach retired right now if you faggots had a shred of honesty
>>53445140120!?!?Oh God damnit, they must've switched it again.>t. from the rudy50 timeline
>>534450938It took hours for me to convince myself that this was real. I actually couldn't believe it. I 100% thought it was just a really well done skit. It took a while afterwards for anything to seem funny to me again.
>>534451682the business was tied to money laundering you fucking spergjesus fucking christ do you faggots ever just trust the plan?
>>534452022MAGA literally has a cowshit eating Jeet as head of the FBI
