IRAN HAS BEGUN CAPPING OIL WELLS - GLOBAL PRODUCTION IS COOKED
>>534454941>AI summaryThread hidden.
just nuke Israel and this all ends
>>534454980>You’re hearing it because Bloomberg and U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent both confirmed today that Iran has begun "proactively reducing" output.You’re hearing it because Bloomberg and U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent both confirmed today that Iran has begun "proactively reducing" output.>You’re hearing it because Bloomberg and U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent both confirmed today that Iran has begun "proactively reducing" output.You’re hearing it because Bloomberg and U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent both confirmed today that Iran has begun "proactively reducing" output.>You’re hearing it because Bloomberg and U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent both confirmed today that Iran has begun "proactively reducing" output.
>>534454941This isnt going to harm them; theyve turned production off before and havent had any permanent damage. They also have vast storage capacity that was nearly emptied pre-war. You think they didn't war game this scenario, even though their primary leverage was to close the straight of hormuz?Maybe prewar you could call this cope, but Iran completely embarassed the jews in israel and in trump's kiked admin with their preparation (technology and tactics) so far, and I believe them 1000% over anything retarded jewslave Trump or his admin says.
>>534454941fuckin stubborn fuckin freaks dude
>>534455269Even if it did hurt their oil output, do people really think Iran cares?This is an EXISTENTIAL THREAT to them. They will do whatever they have to do in order to wait out the orange retard.
>>534455452They can't wait it out. They'll be broke in 6 months and have no way to restart their wells. Trump won. You lost.
>>534455967>6 monthsi thought it was 2 weeks
>>534456008The Chabad Cheeto said only 4 days of war.
>>534454941capping production, not the well. the cheapeat place to store oil is in the ground
>>534455967>they'll be broke in 6 monthsNo they won't. They're in a war against demonic jews who want to exterminate them. They will make it work.>have no way to restart their wells. Even if they needed a lot of capital for that, China would loan it to them since China wants oil.Israel lost, and because you've subordinated yourself to Christ's murderers, you've lost too, mutt.
>>534454941b-b-b-b-but what about the international law!?!?!?
>>534454941Why did you post the AI vomit
>>534454941Anon are you really so lazy you can’t even plagiarize the AI summary correctly? Come on bro this is embarrassing
China seething that the US found a way to strangle them out of Iranian oil.
>>534454941>irreversible>months to repair Nice slop post
>>534455269Did their game scenarios include having their leadership killed three times over?
>>534461623Its weird to me that miggers are so brainrotted that they think their "leaders" are irreplaceable and make any kind of decisions whatsoever. We just went from one dementia riddled elderly zionist to another and not a single thing changed, why the fuck would iranian leadership be so special that losing them would change anything? Besides make their population angry at us as an aggressor what the fuck did you stupid miggers think this would ever accomplish?
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>>534454941Why not just start dumping into the ocean to create an ecological disaster?
Cool story bro, let us know when they start setting them on fire and leaking into the gulf like real tyrants
>>534461769>miggers miggers miggers REEEEEE>*leftoid noises* REEEEEEfucking kill yourself
>>534461769>what the fuck did you stupid miggers think this would ever accomplish?They thought Iran would immediately capitulate and let Israel bulldoze their entire nation. They forget leaders are easy to replace and they'll learn to not keep them out in the open or just have one.
>>534455000Can't. Israel has a Colbat 60 failsafe doomsday device. The Samson option. If you nuke Israel they will set off their stockpile lined with colbalt 60 producing enough fallout with halflife of centuries. Anything on the earth is cooked.
>>534461769>Its weird to me that miggers are so brainrotted that they think their "leaders" are irreplaceable and make any kind of decisions whatsoever. they were so stunned by the shock and awe that in their trauma had to make a cardboard cutout representation of their 20+ year tenured dictator.>Besides make their population angry at us as an aggressor what the fuck did you stupid miggers think this would ever accomplish?they were going to do that anyway so what we accomplished was making sure they couldn't do anything about it.>but Deal with it, unlike other undeveloped Muslim shit countries they won't fair well. Their bints are too used to abusing electric scry mirrors like the rest of the worlds bints.
WE control the oil. That means WE control every single thing made or using hydrocarbons on the earth.
>>534461623Didn’t seem to slow them down much so yeah probably?
>>534462051That's a fine trade, a few centuries of suffering for an eternity without the jew
>>534454941>IRAN HAS BEGUN CAPPING OIL WELLS>[logic]>THE US ECONOMY WILL NEVER RECOVER
Apparently Iran has a lot of spare refining capacity. They'll start refining more and storing product or moving it overland to Pakistan or wherever.
>>534455452Iran wa mo shindeiru
man Iran really needs some democracythis is just too much
>>534455967In 6 months Japan, South Korea and India will completely collapse due to oil shortages. Half of Europe will collapse too and mass migration in MENA will ensue causing more wars.The entire world economy will collapse and the only thing orange nigger can do is make retarded tweets and inside trade.
>>534464090Japan is restarting its nuclear power plants
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>>534454941You have 3 campsPro Muslim campsPro Jewish camps Pro Christian neutral camps that just want a high quality of life for everyone.Both Jews and Muslims are terrorists of their own self making in order to defeat their enemies while Christian’s are split but slightly favor either side depending on regionalist interests. Enlightened Christians tend to merely be more pro one side or the other more aggressively. While 85% of the public simply favors whichever side they’ve defaulted into. Jews are seeking to fulfill biblical prophecy while Muslims seek to delay biblical prophecy: each for their own reasons believing delay or adjavancemejt to be evil. Again Christians are split some seeing advancement as the beginning of argaggedon while some view it as the beginning of the return of Jesus. While many non religious people simply view the entire thing to be extremely foolish ; and yet the non religious are rapidly out bred and out paced by furverant religions on either of the 3 camps making their opinion the least meaningful since they’ll have no heirs to inherit the earth. Ultimately the battle of the 3 religions will lead to the destruction of their progeny and the atheists will look to be the most sanctimonious of the religions despite an equal lack of participation in their own legacies they will wretch with ire that the religious zealots have damned the earth in their own folly to uplift religious institutions and humanity
>>534455967The world doesn’t have six months dude
>>534464499Day late and a dollar short of needs 20 more nuclear power plants in order to be effectively self sufficient and they’re already suffering a birth crisis
>>534455000Americans could be living like kings by killing their oppressors, shame
>>534464499Will they make nuclear planes for commercial flight???
>>534458955Bro chinks only need to wait for your zoomettes to go infertileMoney is fucking pointless if you suffocate your productive people aka whites
>>534465084You would be surprised to discover humans are capable of surviving on very little creature comforts. As we lose electricity humans will revert to primate form and survive off of the wilds ofThe lands and domesticate their prey even if we lose 50% of the population we will regain our footing once power is restored with relative ease.
>>534461623unironically yes retard. they decentralized their command and control structure. Is anyone on either side arguing that?
>>534454941That's one way to make America green and healthy again!
>>534461769It's not that they think, it's just that they're told and they repeat it. I think that's why everyone hates miggers, they constantly change narratives. It's insulting. Like the Strait being open when Iran said it was closed, then Trump demanding them open it, then it never being closed at all, and now closing it is a good thing.