>You are on the frontline in Ukraine with the runs>As you take a massive liquid dirrahea shit hunched against the wall in a abandoned house, you suddenly hear a haunting noise>a enemy drone is flying around looking for you, its so close you can see dust kicking off the floor in the next roomHow do you react?
>>534461036How are there guys still going out and doing this shit, considering the 6 month survival rate appears to be near zero.Can you even imagine how many officers are getting shot trying to enforce these orders?
>>534461036UH OH STINKY
>>534461036I throw my shit at the drone's camera and dive out the window.
>>534461176people still went on death missions in vietnam. there are very few people who are willing to say no
>>534461334Vietnam killed like 60k US troops.Russia / Ukraine have probably lost a million plus so far.It's absolutely crazy.
>>53446239620K died in Afghanistan and that was a big deal in the Soviet Union. That's also one of the reasons everyone assumed Putin wouldn't actually invade
>>534461230did it hurt?
>>534461334In normal wars the vast majority of soldiers survive.Even in world war 1 more than 90% survived.In Ukraine the majority also survives but not without injury it seems.
>>534461036>jump on your armored battle donkey>speed into the sunset while throwing vodka bottles against incoming dronesggez
why would he vote for THAT?
>>534461176there's nothing normalfags love more than worship authority. Forget about everything else they say. They don't care about religion, niggerball, culture, politics, nostalgia, food, travel, sex, not even their own family or themselves. It's actually beautiful when a normalfag has served its purpose by sacrificing itself for its virile master.
>>534464899Akshually he voted for peace with Russia, but unfortunately there are no refunds with Jewish politicians.
>>534461036>your a drone operator in a boring war.>find decomposing body.> fly drone into it > look I am hero .
>>534461036Shit myself one last time
>>534466279thats CLEARLY fresh shit on the wall and why is lying like that with his pants down?
>>534461176Every one of these drones costs US taxpayers thousands of dollars and Ukraine is still going to lose. Is making fun of Russia really worth the cost when we're already struggling?
>>534461036Let out a squeaky watery fart and then blind it with my diahrrea because I ate too many borscht MRE's.
