I designed a fully automated Poo Removal Device.The Jeetshaker is the absolute pinnacle of modern anti-Jeet technology. The Jeetshaker is a 40W vibrating motor used to settle concrete forms, this is attached to some 2x4 cutoffs and secured with 50Lbs of weight sitting on a rubber mat. The Jeetshaker is placed against the wall in residential scenarios where you share a common wall with a Jeet. Jeetshaker should not be placed near bathrooms or adjacent to any infrastructure that is sensitive to vibration. Jeetshaker is an experimental Jeet Removal Device and is provided to /diy/ as-is, with absolutely no warranty.The Jeetshaker is fully compliant with all local laws regarding "mechanical noises in residential settings", to that end, the Jeetshaker runs a 9 minute cycle every 61 minutes in order to be compliant with city bylaws. Laws vary, and your cycle may need to be adjusted as a result. Jeetshaker Enterprises is not liable for how you use your Jeetshaker.Jeetshaker is controlled by an inexpensive Zigbee smartplug connected to HomeAssistant. To prevent the Jeetshaker from affecting the operator, Jeetshaker's cycle is disabled unless HomeAssistant's alarm status=armed_away.https://streamable.com/vr99apWelcome to the future anon. Welcome to Jeetshaker.
>>534462296>Jeetshaker is controlled by an inexpensive Zigbee smartplug connected to HomeAssistant. What the fuck is this overengineered bullshit? Use a relay and a cheap microcontroller. If you are a based boomer, use a 555 timer or RC circuit.
>>534462296I FUCK YOU BENCHOD
I saw this already and it was made by a canadian
>>534462462it's a pajeet reposting a thread from years ago
>>534462296You can mess with the counter weights in that vibrator to make it even louder and more suitable to your needs on that specific application
>>534462296>I designed a fully automated Poo Removal Device.No you didn't.This was from a few years ago
jeet means stinking turd worlder
>>534462296it could be criminal charges tho, like mischief, which is a very broad category of offences.if you are doing something in order to stop someone from doing something they are reasonably allowed to do by law, or compelling them to take action they would not otherwise take, it could lead to charges.and if it is race-based, you are then opened up to hate crime legislation. this guy got arrested for using a similar device:https://halifax.citynews.ca/2026/02/04/whats-a-thumper-b-c-rcmp-describe-devices-in-an-unneighbourly-noise-case/
>>534462296repost of an old thread btwi love the jeetshaker but dont disrespect the original anon.
>>534462296 How retarded do you have to be to think NOISE will affect Indians lmao. Whites are just stupid as a race , they really deserve niggers stabbing them randomly
>>534462296philips instead of torx, tsk tsk.
>>534462296Wow, that's real original.
>>534462788It was a good thread but OP is a faggot.
>>534462905those are robertson screws, aka #2 robbies
>>534463052No one can tell the difference because the philips would strip to look like that
>>534463192if you are talking about the wood screws, those are clearly #2 robertsons, one of the most common screw head types in canada. drywall screws are still philips.every carpenter on a site would have a handful of those in their tool pouchphilips do not turn into perfect squares when strippedjust click the picture, i have no idea why you would argue thisamericans can't have robbies because they aren't allowed to have nice things
>>534462829So they got smell immunity AND sound? Thats kind of OP
Nigger. This post was from years ago. If you're gonna steal and recycle posts don't do it with one that went viral and will be immediately recognized. Fucking retard. Fuck you.
>>534462829scatty
>>534462829How's the weather in Zurich, Bansal?
Try gun lol it's just indians nobody will care
>>534464152and use a silencer as well
>>534462296repost. stolen content. ban this nigger. all fields.
>>534462462Nigger diagram assumes linearity... On physical phenomenon... We are fucked
>>534462479I'm sorry for not exterminating these creatures.
