Gone are the days of slimy, dirty lettuce that's been touched by brown hands and asses
>>534463087>That'll be 15.99 please
>>534463087im more of a butter leaf guy. Mix that with some Romain shits and carrot pieces. Fuuuuu
>>534463195this
>>534463087Rabbit food. I'll eat the rabbit.
>>534463216I like that it's like jeweled rice for white people
Netanyahu more like Gettin' Netan Pregnant.Bibi Pregnantyahu in other words.theory is he went crazy for Big Goyim Cock.had a couple of good old boys from Chattanooga Tennessee knox him up."sex with bibi is like having sex with a slimy lizard," they said."slimy like mexican lettice"
>>534463087Cholera lettuce. This can't be real. It's real lmao. Maybe they should have picked a different name.
>>534463287Ill just eat you. Apex predator, bitch!
>>534463087This just in: Americans just discovered hydroponics.
>>534465901it's real. I have it in my McFridge
if at any point it is handled by browns, it will be just as dirty as any other lettuce
>>534463087>extra processing to contaminate it more because yoy're a lazy piece of shit and can't chop lettuce>cleanestlol, lmao eben
>>534467189the only thing they treat it with is a special anti black person coating made from harmless titanium dioxide. when you think of this lettuce I want you to think of wholesome trad scientists in a sterile lab selecting optimal leaves with tweezers. because baby that's as clean as it gets. $30 million dollar startup because we say it's not been touched by brown hands without saying it
>>534463087>50% more nutrients!no one eats lettuce for its nutrients because it has none.50% more of what might as well be nothing is still nothing.
>>534463087>we saved 1 cup of water per letuce>except for the whole electric bill this system add>and all the artificial fertilizer this type of culture needs>sold in hard plastic that's nobody recylesgreenwashing as its finest
>>534468101Yep
>>534465901Just terrible marketing desu
>>534463087Keep your cholera lettuce
>>534463087That's good but probably also >>534463114
>>534468257>Just terrible marketing desu
>>534468101keep seething while I do my lettuce dance
I HOSED DOWN YOUR LETTUCE GOY what else do you fucking want ?
