>https://www.ladbible.com/news/11-cancers-rising-young-people-uk-study-818587-20260430SAFE
I don’t know what it is, but in my (((expert))) opinion, I can say it’s caused by appendicitis.
>>534472956IT'S A TOTAL MYSTERY GOV-NAH!
>>534472956There's plastic in the fucking rain now.https://www.weforum.org/stories/2020/07/scientists-find-plastic-pollution-in-the-rain-and-in-the-air-we-breathe/>Some research has found that microplastics can damage DNA, injure the lining of organs, cause inflammation, and disrupt gut health. Microplastics may also introduce bacteria, chemicals, and other toxins deeper into the body. These processes are known to promote cancer growth. https://www.cancer.org/cancer/latest-news/are-microplastics-linked-to-cancer.html
>>534472956Jeffery Epstein's rotting dick cheese after a hiatus of raping millions of babies he got the super power to give people cancer by fucking their ass Corona virus was Jeffery Epstein and you had to mask up so you couldn't scream while he came in your ass
>>534472956>meme flag faggot go kys
>>534472956Cancer is parasites. I'll let you figure out the rest.
>>534472956Nothing to worry about.
>>534472956>SAFEand effective.
it's the vaxx and eating ass. Goyslop and shitskins bringing all sort of exotic diseases doesn't help either.
>>534473211There’s a teaspoon of plastic in your brain and it’s growing faster than the rate of inflation of our fake plastic maplenigger money. 6% yearly growth I think
>>534472956Racism strikes again.
>Anish vijSaaar
>>534472956>as scientists work out first clue why
>>534472956Particle Explosions in the Air by your secret Terrorist Neighbors
>>534473184>>534472956VACCINE HAS TAKEN MY SIGHTTAKEN MY SPEECHTAKEN MY HEARING
>>534472956
>>534473450
We eat too much unhealthy food. We forgot how to make our own food and cook it properly. It's either fried or sugar derivatives. We are poisoning ourselves, and the worst part is that there is little we can do because society wants us to buy and eat industrially made food.
AI search to know the hypothesishowever how do you distinguish between the vax and covid since they happened around the same time?
Damn. I've had trouble shitting for the past year or so. Pain in this exact area. Docs say I dont have cancer. I think theyre lying.
>>534472956its not what you all think goy
Butt sex is still worth it and not gay if on a woman.Women should be forced to give anal to men
>>534472956>young peopleSo not milennials right? We're good right? We're uncs now aren't we?
>>534472956SAFE AND EFFECTIVE
>>534473533>there is little we can do because society wants us to buy and eat industrially made food.society is not forcing you out of the kitchen, fatty
>>534472956>zoomer faggots shove things into their asses>get asshole cancerNobody could have foreseen this.
>>534472956Drinking one to two cups of black coffee daily can reduce the odds of developing the disease by 26%, while consuming more than 2.5 servings per day may lower the risk by up to 50%.
It's not rampant industrial/agricultural pollution, or food fraud, or the synthetic slop they put in the food to keep margins up... It's the COVID vaccine! How convenient for the Jews who own businesses, for a second I almost thought they were to blame! Thanks reddit!
>>534472956Financial instruments cause cancer when governments shove them up your ass
>>534473211there's no difference between small grains of dirt and plastic it's just schitzo shit to try and explain away people being fat and lazy and dying from it because they refuse to change their fat lazy lifestyles
>>534472956VAXX STATUS LADS?
>>534472956Safe and effective!
Tattoo ink is an underrated factor. It's basically a permanent state of inflammation which pollutes the lymphatic system as well.
>>534472956Vaxx. Simple. I bet my ass off all those youths where vaxxinated for covid.
>>534473533And all of that didn't exist until 2021, then suddenly hit everyone all at once.
>>534477115this alsoall people that are hypertatted look sick af permantly
>>534472956cuz white food is nothing but israeli cum, israeli ass, israeli back of the balls, doritos, and soda.
>>534473386no one cares
>>534472956Literally every single fizzy drink is now loaded with artificial sweeteners.I don't think thats a coincidence
>>534472956>Cancer is normal, boomer reeee-ackWhen exactly zoomers accept that they're born in hell?
>>534475100t. Israel supporter
>>534474942My mother had shit genetics then
>>534473385Eating ass and doing parasite cleanse isn’t rocket science
Maybe stop eating so much plastic you goofy faggots
>>534472956The covid vaccine
>>534472956Its' covid vaccines.I did it I solved it where is my Nobel prize for medicine?
>>534473593You probably just have ibs or something. Pain doesn't mean cancer.
>>534472956safe and effective™ plus some new heavy metals and toxins in the air.bunch of mongos.
>>534477848Rest in peace to your mother. Diet and lifestyle cannot change the underlying DNA sequence, but they can significantly overcome or mitigate genetic predispositions by altering how genes are expressed.
>>534480619Do a WGS (whole genome sequencing) guys, it´s not cheap but can save your life.
>>534474942The studies should add the disclaimer, "Not if you're drinking it with liquid plastic also known as coffeemate"
>>534474942capuchino doesn´t count?
>>534473533Just go buy grassfed red meat you stupid bitch.
>young people be eating ass, vaping, taking vaccines, drinking energy drinks and taking ozempic all at the same time>get all the cancerswhat could be the cause?
>>534472956Pesticides
>>534472956Say it with me….. SAFE AND EFFECTIVE!
>>534473593Eat fibre nigger, do an enema with a professional if it doesn't help.You might be obstructed.
>>534472956Man that's crazy. Hey how about that game last night?
>>534477526Correct, it's bad for gut microbiome. All kids seems to love energy drinks with god know what in them. >Artificial sweeteners and non-nutritive sweeteners (NNS) can disrupt the balance of the gut microbiome, potentially causing dysbiosis, reducing beneficial bacteria like Bifidobacterium, and increasing harmful strains. Specific compounds like sucralose and saccharin are strongly linked to altered gut flora and metabolic dysfunction, while plant-based sweeteners like stevia may be less disruptive
