He's scamming jpmorgan twice, jeet chutzpahhttps://nypost.com/2026/05/04/business/ex-jpmorgan-banker-chirayu-rana-took-bereavement-leave-for-death-of-his-dad-but-hes-still-alive-and-spoke-to-the-post-this-weekend/
>>534473751>Airpods in public Certified gigafaggot
>>534473751He has to double down. He has too much izzat at stake
>>534473751That's what they get for hiring a jeet
>>534473858I fucking hate airpodders
>>534473751He's probably just trying to get the woman fired so he can take her position and open up more sports for Indian hires
>>534473751This breh just lost izzat for the whole of india and pakistan. Jeets absolutely seething.
>>534474014Yeah, 100%.
>>534473751He also lodged new complaints by getting his cousins to claim to be his roommates and that cannons was pressuring them into a gang bang at his apartment.
>>534476713Does anyone have pictures of fish head wife? Does she even have a fish head? Does she even exist?
>>534476895He's not married
>>534476895The fish head that can't handle those cannons does NOT exist
The movies said you fake it till you make it so he's just lying until they appoint him CEO of Goldman-Sachs since he is TOP HUMAN TALENT SAAR YOU ARE LAZY AND STUPID AMERICAN
>>534473751*trying to
>>534477005>>534477054NO FISH HEAD WIFE?! WHY DID TREACHEROUS ALBANIAN LIE ABOUT FISH HEAD WIFE?
>>534473858>>534473919brokies
>>534477737Jeet
>BREAKING: Chirayu Rana re-filed his 'sex slave' lawsuit with witness statements>Some details:>*A "completely naked" Hajdini woke up a family friend of Rana who was trying to sleep while visiting Rana>*Hajdini sat on the couch he was sleeping on, lit a cigarette and began begging that he "join them" in the bedroom>*After refusing several times, Hajdini said "you know I own [redacted], so you better come join.">*The witness heard Rana pleading "no, no, no, you have to leave. I’m not going to do this. Please stop." >*The witness saw Hajdini get "handsy" with Rana at a Kygo concert at the Barclays Center in September 2024>*The other anonymous witness saw Hajdini kissing Rana's neck on the street during the summer of 2024 >*She overheard them entering her apartment building and hearing Hajdini say something like "I own you Brownie">The two anonymous witness are a male family friend of Rana and female apartment owner where the family friend was stayinghttps://x.com/i/status/2051492746406625638
>>534473751Indian hate is so forced. Astroturfed by zutted porkistanis and fuckin mexican mutts. Indian diaspora are among the most earning and most respected in the world
>>534477847> brokie cope
>>534477920Dinesh you cant keep outing yourself like this
>>534477914>Saaar Saaaar I was raped saaaar!
>>534477891He really hasn't thought any of this through. Pure comedy.
>>534477891Reads like an Indian legal argument for stoning or some other barbaric 3rd world punishment.
>>534473751Cannons size check?
