>wake up at 12>coffee>lunch at the taverna>sit by the sea>play tavli with friends>coffee again>dinner>do nothing
>>534486919>somehow pay for this stuff with no job or other incomek
Based
>>534486919And you have that nice climate and islands and shit.You lucky kokoretsi eating bastard.
People in Athens work like dogs, even the very young ones.
My routine:> wake up whenever > freshen up> have coffee in the garden > light exercise> first nicotine pouch of the day> do whatever I have to do or want to do all day> afternoon nap in the grass> supper around seven or eight> warm bath or shower> reading or vidya until bed time
>>534486919based
>>534486919Based
How do you afford it?All I want to do is have basics, wake upz go out for a walk, a coffee... come home be Alone (no work people forced comms)... sleep. Repeat until I die.
>>534487062I knew a greek guy that would work about 1month per year growing garlic.Owned the land from inheritance and probably using some rustbucket tractors from the 60s.Made enough cash to NEET out the rest of the year drawing futa porn.
>>534486919That's basically all the mediterranean including Turkey and the Maghreb
>>534487713In my case, I worked for five years as a trader, made a ton of money, bought a house cash, and then got a sinecure job near by that pays me to do nothing. I’ve been exceptionally lucky. I think the only way to achieve this is to get a giant war chest of cash and investments or have an easy sinecure job like me. The second best option though is to just get an easy humble small town job like a teacher or a carpenter.
>>534486919>wake up at 9>train>eat breakfast>snort a big line of amphetamine>play AOE and CS2 on the PC>go out in the sun, have some coffee, some more amphetamine>dinner>benzos and THC, shitpost on 4chan and do nothing
>>534487850>I worked for five years as a traderTrading company? I wish I could get a job like that.
>>534488174I worked as an investment banker for a year first then a hedge fund and prop firm. It was hell. If I could do it all over again, I wouldn’t. I would just become a teacher or something and invest all that time in more fulfilling and personal income streams like writing or content creation or running local small businesses or something. You really don’t need a lot where I ended up, and 5-10 years of smart financial decisions can get you a house and nice retirement account. For the rest of my life, the only money I’ll need is money for food and clothing and home repairs, and I could have achieved this on a teacher’s salary without losing 5 years of my life and health.
>>534486919average american goy would have an anxiety attack if u tried to get them out of the 9-5 slave schedule, one u realize they want to be slaves it all makes sense.
>>534487833So comfortable honestly. Paradise. The world is built on the industriousness of northwest Europeans, but I am personally Mediterranean in spirit.
>>534488662Number 1 thing people complain about is their job, but God forbid they gain freedom and don't have to do their job anymore. It's really so ridiculous.
>>534487290Greece is hell in the summer, everything turns brown
>>534487850Yeah, makes sense anon.Happy for youz glad someone is set, you earned it.
>>534487781why is she licking his bellybutton?
>>534486919No love no work, simple as.
>>534487833this is absolutely correct. tourism is a goldmine. ican make the same in 3 months what wagies make in 12. if you are frugal and don't need that new bmw to impress the normies then you can do that for the rest of your life. of course you can always scale up your season hustle and make more if you really want
>>534486919>be tradie wagie
>>534489151South european outtie bellybutton is usually longer than their penis so they let women to suckle on that instead
>>534488903Give them a day off and they wake up at 6am to run to church or go run a marathon or tailgate at a sportgame in freezing cold weather, they literally wake up early on vacation to run to go get coffee.My family does this shit, if u have a conversation with them and take a pause to in the conversation or talk calmly theyll come up with an excuse that they have to go they need constant endless chatter and work.
>>534486919give me the baklava, brother
>>534486919Beautiful life dude. And it's always warm.
>>534486919bruh ain no fuckin mythological paradise bruhh its a grind like errywhere else bruhhh oh so u been seein dem sunny-ass ig reels n brochures thinkin u gon touch down n live dat “greekmaxxin” dream? dat romanticized sun-bleached bs dey keep sellin yall? yeah ight. see i ackshually b livin here so lemme snatch dem rose-tinted glasses off yo face n stomp on em real quick. dat cute lil schedule u got in yo head? dat ain how muhfuckas live ova here. das a tourists holiday feva dream. ima tell u why shit b brutally different fo da average person in greece no chaser.>1. “wake up at 12” – nigga is u dumb?man who tf is wakin up at noon less dey wuz on da graveyard shift ain got no job or its da one sunday dey ain gotta deal w dey family obligashuns? da average greek worker b draggin dey ass up between 7 n 9 am n das on a good day. shops open at 8 or 9 offices at 9. u think da trades niggas construction workers n farmers ain up before da sun crack da sky? b fuckin fr. n dat whole “siesta” myth yall b romanticizin? dat shit mostly fo a couple mom-n-pop shops dat might close between 2–5 pm in da summer n das only cuz dey asses been open since da ass-crack of dawn. even den da owner ain goin home to chill, he gon go rite back to hustlin til late ass night. public sector n big private companies? ain no goddamn siesta break senpai. u ass is glued to a desk starin at a screen jus like dem northern europe folks fo 8–9 hours str8. ain nuffin easy about it.
>>534490429>2. “coffee twice a day leisurely” – coffee is fuel not a lifestyle, blood.yeah coffee culture b huge ion even front. but dat iconic-ass frappé by da sea fo 3 goddamn hours? das fo tourists old-ass pensioners or college kids who ain got no lectures. dat ain da workin mans vibe. a workin greek nigga gon snatch a quick-ass freddo takeaway on da way to da office n maybe if he lucky he get a 15-minute stand-up espresso at da kafeneio when he self-employed. dat long loungin coffee sheeit is a weekend luxury n even den it b all squeezed between errands chores n taking yiayia to da doctor. fo a whole lotta pipo a €4 iced latte is a daily expense dey cuttin da hell back on cuz life done got eye-waterinly expensive. ain nobody got time or coins to b loungin.>3. “lunch at da taverna” – u mean a €15-a-day luxury? tf outta here.listen da average greek str8 up cannot afford to eat at no damn taverna erryday. maybe once a week prolly on a sunday if da whole senpai pitch in. a whole meal out now b costin per person wut a nigga make in 1 hour or 2 on minimum wage. u do da math. da regular-ass tuesday lunch is sum tupperware from da crib a quick-ass souvlaki from da corner spot or wuteva yiayia cooked, if yo ass is blessed enough to live near family. “taverna by da sea” is a whole special occasion in summer not a goddamn tuesday reality. n in winter most of dem seaside joints b boarded da hell up locals inland grindin.
>>534490498>4. “sit by da sea” – pull up a map u walkin google fail.yeah greece got 13676 km of coastline. we know. but don get it twisted, da vast majority of greeks don b livin in no “beach house” or even walkin distance to water u can swim in w/o gettin an infection. u in athens? where 35–40% of da whole damn cuntry b stacked on top of each otha? da sea is a whole expedition. its a drive thru pure hell traffic a hunt fo a parkin spot dat don cost a kidney maybe payin a sunbed fee yo broke ass cant afford all after u done worked a 6-day week. most athenians might touch da sea a couple times da whole summer if dey lucky. pipo in farm country mountains or up in northern industrial towns? da beach is an annual holiday plan not no lifestyle. yall muhfuckas think its a daily vibe? hell nah.>5. “play tavli w friends” – on an island at 80 years old maybe.das dat postcard-ass image of old heads in a village kafeneio w dey worry beads n dey backgammon. da average workin-age greek nigga ain idly tappin dem pieces at 2 pm on a tuesday. he at fuckin work. or he on mandatory ovatime dey ain gon pay him rite for. or he sprintin to da bank before dat shit close at 2 pm. yung folks might play a round at a café ova a drink on a saturday night but dat shit ain fillin up nobodys days. it ain a lifestyle; its a vibe fo da retired.
>>534490556>6. “do nuffin” – da whole country is ovaworked undapaid n stretched thin as hell.dis da cruelest part of da whole damn cosplay fantasy. greeks b workin sum of da longest hours in europe don eva get it twisted. da oecd numbers don lie, greece always near da top fo average annual hours worked per worker: around 1900+ hours a year. das way da hell mo dan da eu average (france sittin pretty at round 1500 germany at 1340). n wut dey get fo all dat grind? dust n lint bruh. median disposable income is one of da lowest in da whole eu. salaries been stagnant as hell while da cost of erry damn thang, food energy rent, done skyrocketed specially in da cities. a lot of pipo b holdin two jobs jus to not get put out on dey ass. dat mythical “easygoing” lifestyle u see in da movies? it got crushed unda a decade of economic crisis austerity n now dis insane inflashun. ain nuffin fuckin easy about survivin.>7. da seasonal worker reality, dis ain a vacashun fo dem.u think dat cute taverna lunch is real life? know dis: da person servin dat plate is prolly a yung greek workin a 12-hour split shift 6 or 7 days a week often w/o dey ovatime even declared in a seasonal tourism gig dat pay a bum-ass €800-1000 a month fo a few months. n dey ain livin by da sea. dey in a shared staff hole sum messy lil room. dey winter gon b spent unemployed or doin gig-work scrapin by like dey nails on concrete. das da real “greek summer” fo tens of thousands of muhfuckas. ain no tavli n frappé fo dem.
>>534487062Lol, lmao even. >Paying for thingsThe coffee at aunty's house is free and fish come from the ocean.
>>534490608>8. yung greeks ain “maxxin”, dey fleein.dat whole “wake at 12 do nuffin” dream is a cruel-ass joke when u peep da brain drain. hundreds of thousands of educated-ass greek niggas done bounced since da crisis cuz dey couldn find a job dat pay mo dan survival pennies let alone let em build a real life. dem dat stayed b often workin in fields below dey qualificashuns livin w dey parents deep into dey 30s cuz dey cant afford dey own spot pushin back erry major life decision. das da reality behind da filter. it ain a vibe; its a trap.so here yo goddamn reality-check: da average greek niggas day is wake up hella early bust ass fo long hours fo lil bit of nuffin grab a quick-ass coffee choke down a tupperware lunch fight w stupid-ass bureaucracy like its a 2nd job stress about bills dat neva stop comin n collapse on da sofa like da undead. da “sea n tavli” is an expensive-ass tourist fantasy or a curated-ass holiday screenshot, it ain nobodys daily life blood.so yeah come thru enjoy da cuntry when u visit do yo thang. but don get it twisted n mistake a place w hella natural beauty n real-ass hospitality fo sum fantasy land where da locals permanently on vacashun. nah. dey da ones makin yo lil holiday possible often while survivin an economic grind yo soft ass wouldnt last a single week in. now go back to scrollin n keep dat nonsense to yisself.
>>534489291except that greek cunt is growing foodyoure producing nothing and inviting loud and annoying waste o space foreignersneets want a chill atmosphere and empty streets, not crowds of people 24/7
>>534490678i'm gonna grow weed and sell it as soon as it becomes legal lol
>>534486919Based Mediterranean NEET.
>>534487062That's for germans
>>534487298I've seen the dogs in Athens, they don't work
Based and not a jeet sight
>>534487062It's fine Germany will bail them out. Their women voted for socialism (lol)
You believe the baseline for a happy existence is doing nothing and having it be known you do nothing. It's not. This paints you as someone who "does nothing" and deprives you of opportunity. The truly high IQ play is to pretend you are stressed out and always working and have 999 credentials and 1001 duties just to keep up with your job, but the reality is you WFH and spend maybe an hour a day contributing to your career as a Senior Vice President of Strategic Synergies and Holistic Ecosystem Optimization. This will convince people who aren't in on the scam that you're an accomplished, important individual and if they require something similarly complex they should visit you and invest money in you. This is why America is an extension of Greek excellence, and Greece is just Greece.
>>534486919>be me>wake up have cup of coffee>get stoned and drink first coffee while i surf the web>jack off>have another coffee>listen to music and play vidya>have more coffee>jack off again>talk shit on /pol/>more coffee>jack off again>eat dinner at some point>bedit ain't much but its honest relaxation
>>534489027Hellenic/ Hellas or Ellada is the personification of the nation of Greece
>>534487781I've never seen an actual Med post anything like this it's always Meximutts
>>534489918I know the type. Hellish. My brother is like that. He's told me it's because he feels deeply uncomfortable without external stimulation. I gather that it's because he and people like that for whatever reason can not experience things within their own mind, so when the flashing colors and howling inputs stop it is just blackness and total silence, which they find deeply uncomfortable.
>>534487833>Made enough cash to NEET out the rest of the year drawing futa porn.fucking based
>>534486919If you're stomach sticks out further than your chest you're essentially a tranny.
