>Suriname Who made this shit up and when? This is some Mandela effect shit or what?
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>>534501979Lol, I just didn't knew about it
>>534503725>didn't knew
>>534501979>IM AN IGNORANT SLUT AND WHEN I LEARN SOMETHING NEW I THINK IT MEANS REALITY CHANGEDOP, your faggotry knows no bounds.
>>534501979How have you not heard of Suriname. It was Dutch Guiana. Just like Guyana was British Guiana, and French Guiana is… well, French Guiana.
>>534501979>Mandela effect shit>MandElalol. 10/10 troll.
>>534501979you're just ignorant. ive known about suriname. i used to date a girl from there. they also have one of the highest an hero rates. might even be bigger than japan
Black male + jeeta female ethnostate
>>534503855Aka hell on earth lmao. Imagine being born a mulatto jeet? Instant suicide the moment self awareness becomes possible. 4 - 5 year old me would be hanging from a power cord if they even have those there lmao
>>534501979Can confirm, this didnt exist until today. Great work op, you made a great discovery, the simulation is real and they added some random ass third world shithole just to fuck with us
>>534501979There could be like 10 different countries there that you don't know because like africa, the entire continent is a shithole uncivilized jungle. Borders there are arbitrary, same with nations. They may differen by name but culturally they are all the same jungle fever spear chucker blood god sacrifice spanio-portugalish shithole
>>534501979>>534503803Oh, and I forgot to mention, not only was there a Dutch, French, and British Guiana, but also a Spanish Guiana and Portuguese Guiana.The modern day Brazilian state of Amapa is Portuguese Guiana, and the modern Venezuelan states of Amazonas, Bolivar, and Delta Amacuro make up Spanish Guiana.
>>534503958Oh christ, I hadn't even thought of that. With the influx of jeet immigrants and the ever growing latino % of the population, we're quickly going to see a new breed of mexican jeet Uruk-hai. This honestly fills me with terror.
>>534501979Ignore the shills itt. I've never heard of Suriname or seen that flag before wtf
>>534504213I know wtf, we can search the entire 4chan archive and there isnt a single Suriname flag
>>534501979>whatyatalkinabeet?
>>534501979you can suriname my nuts OP :))
>>534501979They've always been there, they have a nice flag and I'm 99% sure I saw one in a random UFC fight night thread once.I literally have no idea what their deal is, they're pakis or some shit? idkWhile waiting for this garbage captcha I just recall that recently I helped a very Indian looking dude find his bus stop, had a thick accent so maybe he was Surinamese idk
>>534501979german football club Hamburger SV had a dutch player of Suriname descent in 2009. his name was Eljero Elia. I know about the existence of the country since then.
You are just ignorant and bad at geographyRetards itt you should look at Google maps one day so you aren't a retarded white woman who doesn't know where anything is
>>534504712>I literally have no idea what their deal is, they're pakis or some shit? idk>While waiting for this garbage captcha I just recall that recently I helped a very Indian looking dude find his bus stop, had a thick accent so maybe he was Surinamese idkSuriname is a very strangely diverse country, with unique mixes. 42.6% “Asian” which is split between Indians, Javanese (Indonesian), and a small Chinese MinorityAnother 37.4% of the population are Afro-Surinamese, 21.7% are Maroon, meaning black slaves who escaped to go live further inland in the forest/jungle, and 15.7% Creole, meaning mixed between black and white. Other than that, 13.4% are a mix between two or more of these groups, 3.8% of the population is Native Americans, and only 0.3% White. They’re roughly half Christian, and Christians are evenly split between Catholic and Protestant. roughly 20% Hindu, roughly 15% Muslim, and the rest is weird syncretic folk religions or atheists. On top of all this, they speak Dutch.
>>534505227Half the Surinamese world population lives in the Netherlands
>>534501979Want to know the worse part of switching to this timeline?Look up Suriname Toad.Now fuck off back to your Suriname-free dimension, intruder. You aren't ready for the shit our reality has.
>>534505273I’m guessing that doesn’t go very well
>>534501979Oblivious retard.I would expect you to be confused by France having holdings in South America. Instead...
>>534505227>pakindochinese dutch muslimsThese niggas make me feel aryan in comparison what the fuck
>>534504995>load up Google Maps>only 1 major city>no street view>click on a food shop>some of the reviews have photos>some photos of the inside of the shop>see fruit and vegetables I have literally never seen in my entire fucking lifeI think CERN has fucked up the timelines again
>>534505341It's okay. They're generally seen as a favourable group of people. The black ones commit a lot of crime but the brown ones are generally usefull and culturally speaking they integrate well having been here for 50+ years now and speaking Dutch at home. >>534505626Those are paprika/bell peppers
>>534505626>collard greens>bell peppers>chardWow such mysterious vegetables
>>534501979Random colony you're not supposed to know or care about, there's a lot of them around the world
>/pol/tard is retarded and doesn't know something>therefor instantly suspects foul play this thread really is /pol/ in a nutshell
>>534504016>muh violent shithole>poolandsure, now kys slavnigger
>mandela effectYou didn't about them because you didn't read about them, that's the problem anon. It's hard to memorize the countries of each continent but it's fun once you do.
>>534505626we have the same bell pepper packs here, why the fuck would they waste so much plastic instead of just selling them unpacked. What if I want 4 red peppers?
>>534505927>slavniggerpoles are not Slavs, uneducated favela spick chimp
>>534505608Kek>>534505738Interesting
>>534501979no one in south america ever met someone from there, that place is a jew lie
>>534505626>never seen poivronsNigel, we fucking use those semi-commonly here, they are part of the basics in any produce section.Surely a few crates of those must end up in England from time to time.
>>534501979>surnamekek what a stupid name
>>534501979No, you are just retarded.
>>534503844>they also have one of the highest an hero rates.why tho
>>534508159>>534505608
>>534504016I assume they are african majority, former slave population, probably the biggest shit holes in all of south americathese are assumptions, you can fact check if you care enough, I dont
>>534508403by they i mean guyana suriname and that little cluster
someone know where is the bulgarian guyana?we cant be the only cucks without a small plot of land in guyana
>>534505227>roughly 20% Hindu, roughly 15% Muslim>The largest ethnic group are Asian Surinamese (about 43%), with the largest subgroup being Indo-Surinamese, locally referred to as Hindustanis, who form over a quarter of the population (27.4%).>Other groups include Lebanese, primarily Maronites, and Jews of Sephardic and Ashkenazi origin, whose centre of population was Jodensavanne. Various indigenous peoples make up 3.7% of the population>On top of all this, they speak Dutch
>>534501979You're dumb
>>534501979Who made this shit up and when?
>>534505626whats happening to UK
>>534505341Actually-- overally, they integrated with the Dutch really very well. About as optimally as you could expect without giving up their own national, religious, etc. roots in full. Also- goddamn; anon- you need to eat some rotti. Try it. The good shit is DIVINE.
>>534504075so are you ever going to FUCKING EXPLAIN WHAT A GUIANA IS or should I just kill myself?
>>534508885That's Khazaria
>>534501979Na chill norwayer, it's smol and was always there. It'll ruin a quiz night basically.
>>534501979I never hear about the place, but see Surinamese posters on here quite often weirdly enough.
>>534509430Why didn't you kept it ? I'm curious.I know that we kept French Guiana because it was the size of Portugal and nobody lived there (like 20k people at the time) and it was so ethnically diverse nobody unified to ask for independence.
>>534501979It's the Dutch bit of South America.
>>534504075thanks, I rarely learn something new on 4chinx, but today i did
>>534501979I thought Suriname was in Africa, wtf
>>534510969You're thinking of niggers.
>>534510969The flag definitely looks like it is of an African country
