>Dangerous baby-sleep advice given to parents by self-described experts, secret filming revealshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce84e1vn1l2o>Britain needs zero tolerance on crimes that make our lives misery, says Kemi: Tory leader says there 'must be consequences' for shoplifting and vandalismhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15789819/Britain-needs-zero-tolerance-crimes-make-lives-misery-Kemi.html>Horror as Victorian-era disease rips through UK – nearly 500 new cases this yearhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2201780/horror-victorian-era-disease-uk>Met seeks UK trial for Madeleine McCann suspecthttps://archive.ph/NgUHJ>Cabinet ministers warn mutinous MPs about trying to oust Keir Starmerhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/04/cabinet-ministers-warn-mutinous-mps-over-ousting-keir-starmer>Royal Navy warship HMS Iron Duke ‘quietly withdrawn’ to leave Britain with just five active frigateshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hms-iron-duke-royal-navy-warship-withdrawn-b2970257.html>Keir Starmer goes to war on antisemitism after Golders Green stabbings and London arson attackshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/keir-starmer-antisemitism-golders-green-arson-jewish-london-b1280999.html>British crew member needs ‘urgent’ care after suspected hantavirus outbreakhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-05-04/british-crew-member-needs-urgent-care-after-suspected-hantavirus-outbreak>Angela Rayner ‘shoring up defence policy for Labour leadership run’https://archive.ph/4gU2T
Anime
Thanks for baking lad.Every minute without Brit/pol is a minute not worth living.
>>534506833Why didn't you bake?
Polling stations in maccies
The geezer who mogged bob with a curry
https://youtu.be/dYBbBuiPGZggiac51sr4hgaPhwPkek
>>534506833When the fun stops, stop.
>>534506949I don't have any good OP bake ideas at the moment.If I bake, I like it to be a well thought out, quality bake that is either interesting or funny or both. And that takes creativity and effort.I'll try and think of something and bake one on the weekend.
the future of britain is muslimaic better start reading the quran niggas
>>534507185
birmingham shall be the new capitalmashallah
6music is the best thing about the uk right nowhttps://uk.radio.net/s/bbcradio6music
>>534506694Britain is a nation of naive cucked kidults. It will be ten times worse for them soon.
wo taoyan shangban
>>534507356ugh forgot the memeflag.my family, football team and 6music are the 3 things which still make me feel British.I miss so very badly going to gigs all the time. Even if Poland is a white paradise.
>>534506959Paki-jeet piece of shit. Watched that earlier and it made me so angry I had to stop watching. The gall to be an invader and upset that people dont like them
>I'm minted me>can't get a flat though there's none around herehttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/Runcorn.htmlspastic
>>534507519
>>534507519Stop being an angryfag and listen to English radio:https://uk.radio.net/s/bbcradio6musicCome on mate.
Beginning to think baking wasnt such a good idea.
>>534507437I saw you
>>534507356I Craig Charles back on the Funk and Soul show now I'm a Celeb's finished?
>>534507605Baking's always a good idea, and even if it seems shit, there's people here who think you're based.Culture thrives on the unspoken.
>>534507648*Is
>>534507648Just move him there permanently. I'm sick of >dununundundununununununn>muh time machine>guess the yearit's the oldest shit ever.I like him, I hope he becomes a saturday man, which i've never hear him on lol. I'm a Sunday man, with muh Kerys and muh Iggy (pulp).
>>534507752And Gideon.
>>534507667False
While I'm here.... Me and muh fiancee were walkig down the river nearby... Having a walk... We sat down, and NO SHIT, gideon had an interview with somebody who played Nick Drake - River Man. It just came on after Badly Drawn Boy spoke for a few minutes, and wow...... just sitting there in the sun, by the river, with a beer, listening to it....
Why are British people antisemitic? Why are any people antisemitic? It’s really strange that antisemitism has happened in so many different places across so many centuries. What could the cause be?
>>534507831We're all here together whether you like it or not. And that is culture. I love you for it.
>>534507914>1pbtid>muh antimeremeirlemltimlsitmlsimlsmlitms
>>534507914The semites I guess
>>534506694restore is a meme and /brit/pol/ is an echochamber.outside of /pol/ and a few other fringes on the internet, nobody gives a fuck about rupert. Ontop of that we have to try to come to terms with the fact that Restore is primarily funded by foreigners...... faggots like Musk are throwing money at REstore because he wants a UK government t#hat will bend to his will. Also they're going to split the vote and let a LAbour/Green coalition win forever.
>>534507914Jewish behaviour usually.
>>534508276Lol cope harder nigefag
>>534508276a fair criticismbut millions of people will have to die in war if rupert doesn't succeed at the next election because people will not accept democracy
>>534508276Had a chippy tea earlier. Lass at the counter had a restore leaflet. Jog on.
>>534507914Jews tend to accomplish a lot with a small population, and the locals dislike this
Hey Brit/bros/, elections or will Starmer hold on?
>>534508453Nah, that cunt is there for the duration
>>534508511I'd get hon her
>>534507546most of them keep going back on the market after a few months because people are finding cheaper elsewhere. and why would I go private when I can just wait in a hostel until I get council for cheap and lifetime tenancy with no landlord shenanigans? lmaosecurity > convenience
>>534506694bri'ish peeple are fucking disgusting.When did we lose our self respect and let ourself look so shitted upon and haggard?the 70's, the 90's ?we look like fucking shit
>>534508546If you get a job will they kick you out/stop paying your rent?
>>534508511type of girl you'd meet at a training and she'd drive you home but then later you'd look at her instagram and she's have posts about being in south america with a handsome boyfriend
>>534507605https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH_JOE3hnsw
>>534508276>Foreign fundingSo what>Muh split the voteDon't care - I will vote for the party that most aligns to my principles.
>>534507576I cant wait to watch webms of jeets being dragged out of their homes and clubbed to death with random objects. Women raped, their children's limbs broken then tossed into a lake or body of water to drown the by the hundreds / thousands. Just imagine the smell but the purity that will follow afterwards would be unrivaled. No more tikka shops, no more trash on the ground, no more lingering scent of shit
>>534508631were you pushing a shopping trolley on the pavement?
>>534508721You need a hobby.
>>534508593council tenancies are for life, point blankthats why they're in such high demand and why waiting lists are so long
>>534508453It’s local elections, so he’s not at such risk as if it were a General Election. If Labour get a total kicking he might have to step down though.
>>534508794Killing jeets will be that hobby. I am already practising pulling your women's legs out of their pelvic sockets in a frenzy of mob violence
>>534508807Didn't know that, thought they could kick you out if you earned over X pounds or something
>>534508518Yeah I thought as much.Thanks.ID changed probably since lights went out.>>534508825Guess there might even be a surprise then.
>>534508511>Honor CriswickSounds like one of those pisstake actor names off Toast of London.
>>534508836>your women's
>>534508631>…she'd drive you home…Peasant
>>534507576those horns look like they would have your eye out
>>534506694>>Dangerous baby-sleep advice given to parents by self-described experts, secret filming revealsA classic jewish trick. Dr. Rabbi Spaak would be proud.
>>534508559What's the point of being a vain cunt if you live in a dilapidated country? I never understood that.
>>534508896english rose situation is crazy
>>534508849no, once you're in you're in unless you want to swap or leave of your own accordbut therein lies the problem. its extremely hard to get a council placeit depends entirely on your circumstances and your relationship with your housing officer because they can override housing lists and bump you to the top if you're on band awhich I'm on, but I reckon I'll probs end up downgraded to band b now I'm settled here
>>534509040Mid
>>534509081post attractive wimmins
>>534509040The shape of her waist is very alluring.
>>534509065>la im a genius and i can spend 18 hours a day on a computer>no i cant work la i need bennies and a flatreally boggles the mind
>>534509040how many shitty pointless jobs are there that only exist because you have a pair of norks?
>>534509040Why aren’t her tits bigger like Kirkwood or Lear? Needs to up her game.
>>534509081mid = attainablewhich makes them hotter.
>>534506694>Been a laybah man all me lifeYou voted for your daughter to be raped?
>>534507277I hate polacks.That image is obviously AI stealing from this unrelated economist article. https://www.economist.com/christmas-specials/2024/12/19/why-do-small-children-in-japan-ride-the-subway-alone
>>534509065Yeah I can see why they're so hard to get now, ta
There's a new Zionist Party in town. And this one will actually put WHITE interests first. This time...for REAL. SWEAR.
>>534509163Guys a fucking moron and a lying, scrounging pervy stalking noncecase.
>>534509236all good la>>534509163I had to use my 20s and early 30s to figure out the systems I need to be able to mitigate the negatives of my 'tism because the system didn't do it for me. whatever bennies and support I'm getting now are deserved based on that, and guess what?every support worker or healthcare professional I've said this to since this crisis began has agreed with meI'm only in the situation I'm in now because of the failure of the system in my early life
>>534509376what crisisso you can post on britpol 18 hours a day but working is not possible?
>>534509040square face, looks like a slice of toast
>>534509445healthy > possibleI'll work when I'm good and ready and I'll do something I want to do, not be a sad little gdp worshipping wagie like you kek
>>534509471I'd spread my butter on that
>>534509471toastlass
>>534509523copehealthy enough to spam britpol though
>>534509556kek
>>534509600crisis prevention > crisis management
>>534509586hire him
'Avin a carrot.
fire it up your arse
DICKEN BOOTY
>>534509654for what it really boggles the mind
>>534509637meant for >>534509586>>534509684hopefully the vitamins will cheer you updon't think I've ever seen you be cheerful here, ever kek
>>534508511>Honor CriswickWhat in the stately home kinda name is that?
>>534509725support workeryou're clearly depressed (and a mong)
>>534509556noice>>534509559she'll not like that nickname
>ill have a crisis if i work me la>i need them bennies and the flat though and the internet
>>534509699I'm planning on firing it out tomorrow at rapid speed, I've been fibremaxxing.
>>534509796interesting
>>534509788What in the venison-and-red-wine-reduction kind of name is that?
>>534506959In this the same bob who said that his nation were Christians and not whites…or is this a different one?
>>534509886bet he still has his grandads dna in his colon
>>534506694>The idea of protecting our women and girls against foreigners is, I think, despicable.Traitorous shits like that are a danger to everyone around them.
https://xcancel.com/Biggerhog174218/status/2051713771148550297#m>SNUSBASE EXPOSES KEIR STARMER CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A DATING APP BEFORE 2016>ALSO SHOWS HIS GAY AF PASSWORD CHOICE AND HIS USERNAME
>>534509955that might be worth a watch as they ignore the elephant in the room.
>>534506694Weird how I can look at the face of the thumbnail guy and know that he’s a degenerate faggot who cares about naughty words.He just looks wrong, if you know what I mean, like he’s ill-made or something, badly put together.
>>534509943Bet she can afford a venison biryani from the Michelin starred restaurant Gymkhana.
Anyway, pissbuttfag in?
>>534509725exactly
Pay up bongs
>>534509864Good to see some more fibre pilled extremists around.
based jannies
>>534510115kek where did that fucking nonce go anyway? such a stupid larp
>>534510088I think the accents would count as cruel and unusual punishment and breach the Geneva Convention.
>>534509955It's just standard issue corrupt South Asian politics innit?
>>534506694Shithole third world country
>>534509717Go to any gym and you’ll see this guaranteed. There’s always at least one gym ass girl doing squats.Probably all trying to attract the local nigger drug dealer. This world is a shit pile.
>>534510228Drug dealers don't go to the gym, they move weight in another manner
>>5345085592008 onwards
>>534510152Based ghost shit enjoyer>>534510164I Pmsl when that Radiohead concert in Copenhagen got cancelled, the retard fucking won kek
>>534510302I mean that’s why the girl is in the gym, to attract the apes outside of it.
lotta stoic /pol/ posters getting really butthurt about things that don't involve them and which they cannot influence
>>534510302Always seeing stedhead drug dealers out and about tbf
>>534509955I wonder what the common denominator is?
That t-shirts doing it for me. Nice amount of subtle show through. Tight sleeves.
>>534510353I was wondering earlier if that lad who bought all those deenz for Covid has finished them yet kek, IIRC he doesn't even like them
>>534510302The ones dealing roids do, and I assure you there are A LOT of them.
>>534510486yeh is it gonna rain or not luv
>>534510486The mad bitch with the blonde hair that she gels back, and the brunette with the severe bob are nicer than her. Both have bigger tits and more curves.No I’m not going to figure out their names.
>>534510498disgusting creatures
>>534510439
Can we have a description of what the janny deleted?
Really makes you think.
>>534510336done over by a rice dish
>>534510669Our culture is dead.
>>534510669and that's why we need fifty billion from darkest mirpur
>>534510662Offtopic posts.
>>534510669Its bollocks anyway, cunts got a fucking time machine, infinite do overs.
janny doing god's work tonightkeep it comfy
Imagine needing a support worker and you get assigned a mid 40's tranny fancier who can't tie his shoelaces, and took him about 30 years and state intervention to do stuff a teenager could figure out themselves before reaching 20.Then imagine you are a female too, and the drooling spastic starts texting you crying about how he can't help falling for you then stalking you once you report him for giving you the ick and getting suspended. All the while seething and blogging everything about you in here.
>>534510669not really a screwdriver though
i think he's a bit upset
>lads you said it was my turn to be maverick
>>534508276I cant help but notice that you didn't mention whose vote it is that you think is being split?
>>534510669I have a soft spot for Doctor Who and that kind of thinking is fine for children but if you carry that on as an adult you get taken advantage of.
Gobbo fast on the report button as usual
>>534508276I’m hoping that an election gets called soon enough that Restore can’t fuck it up for Reform, but then they get their shit together and attack Reform from the right.Otherwise we’re getting green/Labour and you fucking will have shariah law patrols in the uk before 2030 and I guarantee that the fucking covidian pots and pans brigade aren’t going to get into formation to help us resist the cops enforcing it and so we’ll be 2000% fucked.
>>534508276Like me greens. Simple as. Only party calling out the jew
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8pypvjx1ko>Some 149 people from 23 countries remain aboard under "strict precautionary measures", the ship's operator Oceanwide Expeditions said.Why aren't they quarantining this entire ship instead of letting it carry on with the boomer express grand tour
>>534507103Good lad. I'm the same. Nobody needs a low quality bread.
>>534511158it's only a touch of the runs
Andy Burnhams Wikipedia picture makes him look like a 1980s Ford van garage manager.
>>534511295it's a fine photo
>>534511295Touch of the lizard about him.
>>534511158Scuttle it
>>534508276IDGAF if they split the vote. Farage and Starmer are both men of the existing system.Restore is approaching Tory party membership numbers now.
>>534511295kek
>>534511320This looks quite different per capita
>>534511295Looks better than Starmer's Ffs.
>>534511158Cruise ships are always getting the plague. It's just the nature of what they are.It's worse now because black people go on them.
>>534510952yeah. there's a lot of bad noise if you state that restore will inevitably split the reform vote. You can cry about it if your want. I'm not there tto see you degrade yoursefl.
>>534511486his mouth looks like a bussy
>>534511445You lot act as though only a few hundred thousand people vote.You need about 15 million votes to win an election.How many normies even know who Rupert is at the moment? If they don’t know him, how will you reach them? Through Twitter? Come on.
>>534511320>No North Sea oil licenses for you, goy
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/bradford-thug-eyes-like-devil-33889336>Bradford thug with 'eyes like the devil' who stabbed wife 69 times jailed>Dad Hasnain Shafiq attacked his wife after she said she wanted a divorce
>>534511487they should introduce a 'space food' gimmick to these things, so everything is sealed and uncontaminated
>>534509955Birmongham imported the third world.You'll NEVER GUESS what happened next.
>>534511546I'm convinced the kikes MK Ultra'd him when he went to the Soviet Union as a teenager.
>>534511587People were saying exactly the same shit about reform a couple of years ago.>nah you'll split the Tory voteGood. Tories are dead now but reform aren't going to do anything for us. Half their MPS are pakis, their councellors are fucking boat migrants and star wars cantina niggers.
Just a suggestion janitors, maybe permaban any IP address posting the same bollocks yeah?
>>534512048they're obv busy elsewhere or they'd be on it
>>534511986>councellors
>>534511629Still wouldn't stop it. You would have to quarantine every passenger for a month before they even get on the ship.All it takes is one dirty cunt to shit in a toilet and not wash hands, and suddenly everyone is ill.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1j2gd8yr6go>Poverty and technology leading to record levels of slavery in UK>Over 23,000 potential victims of modern slavery were referred to the monitoring group in 2025, a 22% increase on the previous year and the highest number ever recorded.Business idea: human bondage
listening to weird european dance mixes of the 90s scatman john ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop songsome are pretty comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGF2giJy2wQ
feeling comfy
>Pornhub's parent company Aylo says it will be making the site available again for some UK users.>The company behind the world's best-known porn site limited access for most UK users in February - only permitting those who had previously registered with Pornhub and verified their age.>It said Online Safety Act (OSA) age verification rules for porn and other adult sites had not been evenly or fairly applied across the industry, and it would no longer take part in what it said it was a flawed system.>But on Tuesday Pornhub's owners said Apple users who had confirmed their age with the company's most up-to-date version of iOS, its mobile operating system, would be allowed back onto the site.>This is because the latest version of iOS introduces age checks for UK iPhone users, as well as for iPads running on up-to-date iterations of its own operating system, iPadOS.>Aylo has long argued that so-called device-level checks, of the sort Apple has brought in, are the best way to stop young people accessing explicit content.
I just make up my own rules as I go along
>>534511588>gis us a wink>eat a bacon sanie>g'won, strum that ukelehhe could win the entire country as an independent but he doesn't want towhat a selfless legend
cant wait for thursday so i can see the british election mini circus when reform come out on top, greens btfo labour in london, and all the knives come out for sir queer starmer
>>534513607icumen
vote larry the cat
>>534513439Christians don't smoke.
>>534513877this
>>534513915Well none of them are Christian so that's fine
>>534513969this
tunnocks teacakes down the hatch
>>534514165>Balkans>no dataWise
>>534514127Phatty. Bet it didn't even touch the sides.
>>534514127Lush
>>534514388>>534514444
>>534514477Proper mental freak you
>>534514477#CursedImage
>>534511587>create the Brexit party in 2018>get loads of support>stand down hundreds of candidates at the last minute in the 2019 election>Boris Johnson wins>brings in more immigrants than at any point in history >'haha whoops' >none of this matters because 85% of your support base is literal boomers with AlzheimersLads I cant help but notice that this guy's job seems to be to absorb and harvest as much energy and enthusiasm on the right as possible then find some way to just completely neutralise it?
kek
based
>>534514924Prefer Korean black metal desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivEFoYuqnfE
No jews no taigs no niggersVote?
>>534514783>then lets half the 2019 cabinet into his party and grants them cabinet positionswhoops x2
>>534515043not my thing but was actually pretty good
>>534514783Yes, he's just a pressure escape valve. Possibly Rupert as well, or if not - his party will get infiltrated anyway. Or they'll find a way to entrap him with something.
>>534515043Bitrate too high. Not trve kvlt. Poseur.
>>534507103The posts are 99% just copy and pasted news links.Lets face it, your singular objective was to type the word "thanks" and youve had to make up this nonsense because someone took your post at face value.Lol
>>534515407Bassist was sound.
>>534514783>Nigel "Less Poles, More Africans" Farage.
>>534515336kek he's gonna fuck everyone over so much on all sides if he gets in
>>534507576>Poosaar thinks this is coolSomeone post the Texas jeetas doing the same dance in the street for their monkey hanumanjeet god
BT jeets at it again.
>>534516971I thought it was funny tbf and it's going in my memefolder
>1am
>>534513439Jesus said you will know my followers by the fruitage of the spirit, true christians are puritans, it's why they fled from the crown to America so they could freely study the scriptures and call out the false catholic dogma
>>534517497>fruitage of the spirit,
Got some uma delicia tea lads, pretty yum
>>534517497Amish are pretty based desu
>>534511295there are too many asda branch managers/call centre managers in politics
>>534509200It's something of a trend over here, he should come visit
>>534518332and the Quakers
>>534517497Word cleared.Don't test my theta levels again.
>>534506694Yea, id take advice from this cunt regarding my child
>>534506694The BBC using things top gear taught them 20 years ago as topics for 25 minute podcasts lmfao
>>534513439>smoking fat cigars and dressed like richmenI hate conservative grifters so muc. Bet they drink whiskey too. When I used to frequent the pub with my friends I was so manly I felt no way about ordering cups of tea whilst they drank beer and neither did my friends cause they knew I was a poppa geezer. Roll ups n tea not cigars n whiskey
>>534521306Dam, they're smoking cigarettes. Hahaha im a div sometimes. Still cliche as fuck
>>534520961>Your baby is too dry. Turn it upside down and moisturise it in the toilet.
>>534521502Hahaha too fucking right
Josh is a fat greasy paedophile.
>>534517658That is regular stuff here that everyone drinks, I would go better with a melissa tea or an alfavaca, they taste better and make you sleepy rather than give you a pump of caffeine.But I am talking about, regular tea, not teabag tea.
>>534508559I read about muslim rapes everyday. Today I saw them getting free driving lessons all at the tax payers expense.All Brits do is post this shit online and say the same thing every time, "something must be done!", but they do nothing.The most they'll do is "protest", even their rebellion against what's happening stays within the realms of the law. They're so willing to obey rules that even when cops say they can't do X eg chant a phrase, say certain words, they comply.The UK has been invaded and is worse than histories worst totalitarian states. We're well past the point of obeying the law. People need to realise that it's time for violence. The law cannot be obeyed and the British public get what they want. But they'll never do that. For some reason they are just absolutely, hopelessly devoted to rules, even when it means your child will be gang raped cos you refuse to fight and kill the police and politicians who actively bring this shit to them. It's in their DNA. They're hopeless. At least the IRA had the balls to fight the Brits for their feedom, although even they won't shoot all the Muslims invading them either for some reason.
>>534521816And you've done fuck all about it
>>534522254Be funny if that wasnt scripted. I know its scripted cause he kept the lolly for later
>>534521753Only thing they had in stock from brazil lad else I'd try the rest too, will grab em if I see em
Bogdan kisses his dad on the lips.
>>534523606the pussylips
>>534523640Bogdan be like"Oo I'm a gay man who is gay and likes men and kiss men and touch their gay penises" lol
>>534522969Get a branch, plant at home, it's basically a weed, good to have laying around, pick 8 leaves and a bit of stem and you are set with a cup of tea.Good against a cold as well, it's basically like having a boldo plant at home if you get upset stomach.
Josh kisses his grandad on the bellend.
Typical flag twat[BBC NEWS POLITICAL]
>>534524431top kek
Floppo got sent to a mental institution for battered women because he has no sexual interest in adult women, only men and boys.
gobbo got sent to a mental health institution for battered women because the council hired him to give them some of that sweet sexual healing
>>534525635Too bad you have chronic ED
can't see what you're saying mate you're filtered kek
>>534506694First on the agenda is fix them all being obese.
>can't see what you're saying mate you're filtered kek
bet that post was about me as well kek
>mental breakdown at 4am from his psych wardI really can't way for the day he hangs himself.
Bogdan has gay sex with gay men because he's gay lol
Gobbo has sex with his grandad because it reminds him of his childhood.
>>534526530done him kek
>samefagging at 4amSad fat cunt.
Bogdan be like "My hobby is gay sex with gay men cus I'm gay and I'm going to put their penis in my gay mouth" lol
>>534526950Then you wonder why nobody likes you.
George Foid
Going to view a house up for auction tomorrow.Might turn it into a HMO.
