I always liked how dogs have such an instinctual affection for humans, are so trusting and excited to see you, will come bounding right up to you, lick your face, and give you unconditional loyalty and love.So after a week or so I started beating mine, starved it, and psychologically abused it until it stopped trusting anyone, then unceremoniously dropped it off at the pound.I traded it for a new dog, and I did this repeatedly, because I became bored with them very quickly and didn't like them doing doggy things. Now I can't get any dog to trust me enough to let me take it home. When I do get one home it just winds up running away, snarling, or bites me.People have told me that this is because everyone else is doing the same thing and abusing their dogs too since they changed the laws that make it okay for people to abuse their dogs, but I think there must be something wrong with dogs today, and that justifies me abusing them more while expecting the natural love and enthusiasm dogs have always been known for.Where are all the good dogs? Why can't I find a good dog? Where should I go to find a good dog?>In completely unrelated mysterious mysteries nobody can figure out: Modern women are wondering where are all the good men? Wondering why they can't find a good man. Wondering where they should go to find a good man.
>>534522335Right? Who the hell is breeding all these pitbull mixes? It's crazy how many flood shelters. They should just be put down so room can be made for actual dogs. Like all im saying is youll never see a Golden Retriever stay very long in a shelter.
This feels like a metaphor for something different lol
>>534522335Australia is not the best country to openly admit to these kinds of crimes
>>534522335dogs are based and the proven anti-nigger. this has to be the brownest thread up now
>>534522747>>534522772>Armenian reading comprehension
>>534522335>woman wants the violent men to change but they don't date nice, non-violent guys because they see them as pussiesAh, the retarded paradox of womenYou will forever be cursed
>>534523068You made 95% of your post a descriptive essay on beating dogsYou can’t just pull a “I was just pretending man” on people lolEven other Aussies would call you dumb
OP is ai gone psychotic
>>534523239I wonder what's the IQ cut off threshold for understanding metaphor? Because you're below it.
>>534523285Metaphors are supposed to have direction and meaningI think you’re not as smart as you think you are
>>534522335>unconditional loyalty and loveNah see your analogy fell to pieces immediately.
>>534523239>can't even read IDs>Missed the ARMENIANFucking hell can you even work a door you crayon eating dipshit?
>>534523395You’re not clever, and nobody on earth would defend that tripe other than the guy who made itNext?
>>534523285>metaphorJesus fucking christ. The term you're looking for is 'satire' burger.The education system in my country is so beyond fucked.
what a gay faggot thread neck yourself op
>>534522335When women say things like that, They're talking about the guy who sleeps with her and then abandons her to sleep with someone hotter
>>534523239retard
>all these retards itt who didn't finish reading the postkek
>>534522604You are obviously mistaken. I am talking about dogs. I want to find a good dog, but I'm not interested in dealing with a dog that has suffered abuse because that just sounds like a lot of work. I don't want to have to prove to it I'm a nice person or have to encourage it at all.I need a dog that is 100% trusting, happy, naturally affectionate and enthusiastically approaches me first, no matter how many people have abused and beaten it for doing so before. A real dog would just shrug that off and lick my face if it wanted me to know that it liked me without me doing anything or meeting it halfway.>>534523174This thread is about dogs. Take your 'battle of the sexes' politics elsewhere.Anyway as I was saying, I can't figure out why the dogs that still do approach me eat my food, hump my leg, and leave. Why do I keep attracting only bad dogs that are disloyal? It's not fair after all I do for them! They take advantage of me and then bite me or run away. What is happening at the pound that dogs like this are being created? We need more laws that put all dogs in shock collars or something so they can be forced not to be bad, make them love me, and do whatever I want.
>>534523517Why? Because it’s crap? Not really my fault
>>534523432>it's all a conspiracy! he's using a VPNkek, your little ego is so bruised because you're too fucking lazy to read a small amount. Next time get an AI to summarize it for you like every other zoomer fuck.
Try a pitbull, rapemeat
>>534523589You suck roasting people much in the same way you suck at making threads, no offense
>>534522335this is the baitingest bait thread what done baited edgelordily in a long timeI really hope no LLM wrote this
>>534522335I know it’s b8 but I can’t help it I hope someone beats you death op
>>534522772Also gayest bait and anyone who even jokes about man’s best friend is a true savage. Someone abandoned my good boy in the woods and he’s a perfect gentleman.
gay thread. i though we patricians were about to discuss methods of dog torture but sadly it's just an incel thread
>>534522335holy shit I just saw the other layerwell played
>>534523525to be fair OP is waaaaay above the average norm here of late so, beg pardon
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