>>534522757omg i bought one of these because of that fucking buckwheat posting nigger
>>534522757No no. China SHOOTS their corporate leaders when they do shit like this
>>534522897The lawsuit is because the lid can pop off and hit you in the eye so as long as you don't shoot yourself in the fucking eye when popping off the lid, you should be fine.
I saw the recall about 3 or 4 days ago and got worried butBasically if your let your food rot and ferment it just builds up pressure then when you go to open it, the top could shoot out due to all the pressure.Reminds me of the recall on the RX-8, if you drove "spirited" or turned it on and revved it for a long time on high dry grass it could cause a fire.Meanwhile cheapo lithium batteries are A-ok. Except for flying, or shipping, but ok in your house
>>534523036oh kek you're right looked it up, this is kinda silly but i guess a true oversight in manufacture
Back when I was in elementary school, I heard that a thermos exploded in the middle of a class-session. Some pupil had milk in it and left it to spoil and rot and then gasses built up until... BOOM! What a stench it must have been.
Humans and pressure vessels are always a funny combo.
I used to put soda pop in mine and bring it to D&D. When I unscrewed the cap I could use that fucker like a gun and everyone would get scared at the bang
>>534522757>THROWING THEIR CORPORATE LEADERS IN JAILthey execute themthey don't even need to be corrupt, just vocal against the party, and they get the jack ma treatment and have to live out their early retirement like a pauper.it's a good deal for both china and the rest of the world, since china gets to pretend it is virtuous and the rest of the world gets a boost to their gdp from rich chinks fleeing with as much cash and assets as they can embezzle.
>>534522757NOOOO CEOS DESERVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE THEY CREATE JOBS!!1!!!!1!THESE JOBS LET PEOPLE BARELY GET BY BUT NOT BE HOMELESS SO THE CEOS DESERVE TO BE FILTHY RICH!!1!!1!!
>>534522757They should be executed because it's basically jewry.
>>534522757>search thermos company info>ceo: huangkek
>>534523036In the past:>do something stupid>get made fun of>dont do it againNow:>do something stupid>Sue company for $10 million>win free money and learn nothing
>>534523322nigga got the Dr Pepper Cantrip
>>534523788Soda used to instruct you not to open near your eyes. I swear soda bottles used to have a warning.
>>534523322I grew up in a shitty farmhouse full of flies, and they would divebomb into any drink you left out for more than 2 minutes. So my dad bought these plastic caps that you can press onto a soda can, but the pressure releasing from the carbonation would build up and eventually send the cap flying to the ceiling and you’d have to look around for it for 5 minutes while guarding your knock off Dr.Pepper from the suicidal flies.
>>534522757dont buy anythingits all poison
>>534523133Rx8 was a fun car but a bitch to maintainThermos mugs are nice but too hot or if you let it ferment can lead to bad shit
>>534523036>>534523186pressure cooker 1o1 the safety valve prevents dangerous pressure buildup. I cant believe soup anon has been using one all this time
They are correct. If you're too scared of the consequences, then don't accept a higher consequence position.
>>534523663>whites>turd worlders in white countries This jew world sucks
How the fuck do you unscrew a cap under pressure without holding it at an angle and using both hands to hold + twist it? Getting it to pop you in the head sounds like Darwinism.
>>534522897Did you eat from it yet ?
>>534524302depending on the pressure you will likely punch yourself in the face while still holding the lid
>>534523036Being fair, though, the lids of a brand like Thermos, a brand once famous for quality, should not really be popping off on their own in the first place, though, no?Until shouted down and proven wrong, though, I will still maintain that it is the fault of the brain-dead chinks that built them. I know, call me crazy, right?
>>534522757These were Americans I take it?Simple things do confuse them.
>>534524767Not if you're holding it at an angle. If you're trying to unscrew it with it standing straight up on a flat surface, maybe.
>>534524083>Rx8 was a fun car but a bitch to maintainMiss mine too, only had it about 8 years before at around 160k miles the apex seal decided it had enough and tried to exit through the cat.Other than that and some ignition coils no real problem on the car (well I had to replace the oil fan as it was bad and blowing fuses), and the typical first year problems (rear left? headlight had condensation, coolant chamber float not working).Tires of course were expensive and fuel economy was laughable.Back row was only usable by a 4 year old, and they got a 3 inch high up window, that could only be folded an inch out. Miss it but replaced it with a CX-5 and gained about 50% MPG (until a deer totaled it at 180k and I got another CX-)
>>534523028The problem is they use these fraud crackdowns as ways to settle scores and purge their elites. Happens a lot with the generals, who all grift. But since most of our CEO’s really are part of the cabal through bloodlines, marriage or indoctrination, maybe that’s not so bad…
>>534524813They aren't popping off on their own, the pressure buildup is so high from rotten shit fermenting that it goes off like a champagne cork after being shaken and the cork being loosened by someone.You could argue there should be a blowoff valve but that would require some more engineering, complexity, it would be a pain to clean, lead to mold, would reduce the insulating properties to a degree, and I don't believe any of the classic ones ever had it either.
>>534523036maybe you can pop em at iran instead
>>534523294It does result in some interesting consequences sometimes.
>>534524929i wonder if americans have special openers for example champagne because these things can knock a hole in your drywalls kek
>>534522757And they say the media have no sense of humor...
>>534522757Everybody listen to me, I am retarded. Let's bring them here.
>>534522757Pollack thermos poster eternally btfod!!!Probably commiting sudoku as we speak
>>534522757>le corporate leadersLmao, the only people going to jail are the people that forgot to pay the CCP tax (bribe) and most of those public giant corpos in China are literally propped up by government tax subsidies and they also hire the least amount of people in the country. It’s a joke out there.
>>534522757>limp waisted morons can't unto physics and remember that hot beverages and foods release steam and can't grip stopper as they unscrew it I'm all against corporations but why the fuck would you want a pressure relief valve that will inevitably leak in the top of your thermos? Just fucking slowly loosen it, release the pressure and then fully remove the top. Fucking lysol generations are such dumbass babies.
>>534523449Sometime back, a Chinese company got caught after deliberately poisoning 300,000 chink babies, and with a batch of dead ones. A couple of their leaders got a .35 pistol shot in the head afterwards, but 2 years later, the same company was caught doing it again.They are not wired like you and me, monsieur. They genuinely are bug-people, much like Jews, and people really need to understand these things if they are to survive, imo.
>>534522757>>534523491>>ceo: huang>made in china
>>534526043They are actually wired exactly like us because we both don't want a billion chinks. The difference is they literally have been doing some about it for like 50 years... So ya we are not the same we both want less chinks but the only people putting that into practice are chinks.... Explain how we are better while importing millions of jeets... I'll wait
>>534525230imagine the jews providing thermos to iranian army only to defeat them ala pager bomb style, brings a tear to my eyes, MIGA!
>>534526345I guess
>>534526247No, anon, they’re are just chinks living like chinks in their own chink environment. This isn’t on purpose, they eat each other because its all their government hammered into their heads for generations. They are already a danger to anything around them like niggers. Hell, read about their old Red Guard boomers who are retired now and being the worst tourists in history.
You fuckers laughed but soibot opened this lid and kept me safe from harm.
>>534522897Return it for a refund.Stop buying America made crap, the Stanley one has lead in it:https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240130-stanley-cups-contain-lead-should-consumers-worry
>>534525131lol. Sorry, I didn't catch that part. >courd someone prease carcurate the pressure of 2 cubic atmospheres of fermented kimchi in a 1 cubic atmosphere-designed metar containar?Still sounds like a chinkish problem, though. Imagine Clem, out on his farm tractor, getting his fucking eye blown out due to his wife's chicken soup exploding. To me, that would be suspicious, and I would even check to see if she might be Russian, and what I did to piss her off.
>>534526791No faggot. One child policy. They're are literally less retarded than you
Why did this never happen before? Fucking chink liveleak Looney Tunes physics are starting to get infused into the actual manufacturing materials
>>534527125>One child policyLiteral retardation. There's a surplus if men wreaking havoc in China and they are all trying to figure out how to get some money and leave, anywhere, so long as they don't have to be there.It's so bad that Chinese mainlanders have been caught doing birth tourism on the Northern Mariana Islands to gain US citizenship/nationality.
>>534522757You know all their corporate leaders are CCP members right? kys wumao.
>>534527289Because the chinks literally jew down to how many millimeters of pressure-bearing thread they think they can get away with in order to save money. It's retarded.
>>534525835Far simpler solution, they do this on scuba tank and paintball regulators, you cut a groove in the thread so it vents out the side when unscrewed to a certain point instead of shooting forward.
>>534523036That polish shitposter is doomed
>>534522757I don't think you're supposed to pour scalding hot coffee into your eyes though.
>>534522757Soup anon, if you can see your keyboard pls reply
>>534523036>you'll ahoot your eye out kid.
>>534526247lol. I hope the Persians turn you all into charcoal, I really do.
>>534526760In the thumbnail, that looks disturbingly like a horse cock, just saying, and thanks a lot for re-opening that emotional scar..
>>534523663Sorry bro its a kike world. Only way for me to retire is to win a lawsuit. I will sue if I am injured by anything not retard proof.
>>534526905In the future, this will become true, and the survivors will rue the day.
>>534523133Niggers trying to make alcohol. Right?
>>534522757I dislike china, but I respect how they handle corruption. Its not the best, but we could unfuck our selfs if we took notes.
>>534523028No they don't. The only crime in China is getting caught.
>>534523036this only happens if you keep something in it long enough for it to spoil. i guess it could happen if you put dry ice in there too
>>534530688You subhumans are literally like lice on humanity, and I will be happy when the hantavirus wipes you out. So rong, fucktards.
So now all the companies have to recall all tge containers they produced? Because some nigger forgot food in it for months?
I am not big on brand loyalty, but I totally understand the big Yeti crowd until I got a tumbler myself. It keeps full drinks cool for literal days if left unopened/yet to be consumed during that period. It's fantastic
>>534522757So let me get this right, they're recalling a product/technology that can mean life or death in a SHTF situation because jews?
