Professor Here:A few weeks ago, I graded a student's persuasive essay on "Why the Statement JD Vance Has No Aura Is True". I was persuaded and gave it the highest score in the entire class.The student went into comparisons to Governor, Gavin Newsom and Secretary of State, Marco Rubio who have aura.The student also mentioned JD Vance's inability to talk to regular people while purchasing some doughnuts and also his hobby of sexual relations with a pristine leather sofa.The student mention the Vice President's addiction to eye liner and also the memes where he looks like an egg.
It's notable that all this spam about the vice president has absolutely nothing to do with his politics
here's my persuasive essay
>>534523563Have you noticed the decline in student writing? I can’t tell if it’s adderall or what but none of these beaner kids can string together a coherent paragraph.>t adjunct
>>534523563Never voting for Rubio but he does have aura and I don't know why, do you know why?
>>534523672Noted
>>534523706I have been persuaded. I am also a professor.
>>534523563your terrible grammar betrays your claim to be a professor.
>>534523563He needs to put on ~100lbs and become Jeet D Vance the meme for real to have any chance. Perhaps if he loses he can become part of the Jeet Pantheon and move his Jeet family to Bangalore or Punjab.
>>534523563His son, Vivek. Will be the future president.
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>>534523563Vance has no aura. Rubio has no soul or morals. Their boss is buttmonkey of anti-christ devotee Benjamin Netanyahu.
>>534523563>professor Nobody cares about your DEI job as a professor of “African tranny studies” at Nigger U
>>534524109I wanted to provide poper context.
>>534523563Tucker recently revealed that JD Vance is hated deeply by the neocons. That is enough to get my vote from him. This OP is most likely a paid shill run from one of the uniparty think tanks. Notice how the OP's story is hedging the bets. Either marco or newscum are fine goyi... gentlemen. They have "aura".
>>534524390JD has been groomed since the early 2010’s to steer the GOP away from “xenophobia” and to try and rebuild the white working class and a “colorblind meritocracy.” It’s why he has a jeet wife, it’s why he called Trump “Hitler” and was originally a Never Trumper back in 2016. Read “Hillbilly Elegy” and you’ll get it.He’s not the savior of the white race, he’s most definitely not /our/ guy.
>>534524390Tucker is either getting faulty sources or getting paid. Vance has done jack shit to piss off neocons. He didn't criticise even mildly anything Drumpf has been doing, despite formerly opposing Trump.
>>534524390I am 100% certain JD has vitied this very website in the past.
>>534523563>"Why the Statement JD Vance Has No Aura Is True"I believe it. That this is the current level of essays zoomers produce.> I was persuaded and gave it the highest score in the entire class.I see some zoomers are teachers now. No no, don't mind me. Just looking at the collapse of society and scientific thought and endeavor with a mix of astonishment and horror.
>>534524390He is hated by the neocons because he is the very definition of a puppet for the techbro oligarchs. Techbro oligarchs, neocons and Miggers are in an uneasy alliance right now that falters every now and then, but they hate each other.A vote for Vance is a vote for Thiel, Musk and Bezos (no, you won't get money for supporting them lmao).
>>534523563They're trying to promote Rubio as the great savior when the imbecile is just like the rest; he doesn't know what the hell is going on.
>>534525834I don't see a reason for the tech elites to hate neocons.
>>534523563I don't care, I will vote for Vance if he's got good policies.
>>534526147What do you consider “good policy?”Race is the only thing that matters now, because the other side wants to turn you into second class tax cattle (even more so than we already are). Vance is not a nativist and couldn’t give 2 shits about mass demographic change.
Zoomoid used to call this rizz, now it's aura
>>5345239681000% he should become the meme unironically, he would mog the world
>>534523563Marco Rubio has the exact same dead charisma as Vance does. Massie, Paul and DeSantis are the only Republicons left with any aura at all
>>534523563you and your star pupil both have dilated rotpockets and gaping anuses. >No Auravid btfo's professor simpstein. jd drips rizz
>>534523563vances pajeeta wife will nuke his career
>>534523968this is a good idea
>>534524084It's funny how Vance's career was demolished just because he was such a pricky twat towards Zelensky during that talk. Something seemingly unimportant, but it's pissing off so many people no matter the nationality or political beliefs. It's universal.
>>534523563He has the usual Timmie loser aura that evokes pity for bullied people. That's about it. If he hadn't made it into law school he would have roped himself 20 years ago. He should give whoever helped him pass school to this point 50% of all income to honour them.
