>>534524102What is this?
>>534524102$50/h fixing jeet fuckups on Upworkskill issue
>>534524102>laid off from job>"maybe I can get a gig job.">gas prices soar to 5.50 a gallonFuck me, right?
>>534524191bullshit
>>534524102I worked under the table today for $240 leafbucks. I do not have steady employment though
>>534524247>>534524184>>534524102He was online for 8 hours, but active for 40 minutes and made $10. This is Uber Jeets. He either doesn’t know what he’s doing or lying somehow. Getting $30 an hour on Uber Eats is easy.
>>534524102Gig harder
>>534524184My Uber eats earnings
>>534524323Now go spend it all on tranq bro
>>534524191I make 300 an hour selling personal pizzas in my food truck. And that's after taxes and product cost. I also get tips which I don't really need but sure why not
>>534524387I've been a NEET for many many years. I do not spend any money because I know I'll be a NEET again eventually and will need it then. $240 can last me 4 months easily
>>534524401How much do you end up with after expenses?
Pretty sure these fuel prices are going to kill the food delivery model. But people are fucking retarded and love wasting money so probably not.
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>>53452410280 CENTS AN HOUR IS CRIMINAL. EAT THE FUCKING RICH.
How ?
Damn, dude, just get hired as a Surgical First Assistant like me. $57.29 an hour, 40 hours a week, and I maybe am scrubbed in for 20 hours of that.
>>534524102That's $1.20/hr, bro.
>>534524102It's just the about the hustle and bustle brooo ;)
>>534525015>>534524374>>534524374>>534524184
>>534524563Like 22k a month. Made 200k a month during covid but I have 5 ovens in my truck lol
>>534526042200k a month from a pizza truck. lol you think anyone believes that shit moron?
>>534526341Lol
>>534526341He said 22k a month, you tard. He also explained what he pulled after expenses before the other tard asked the very question he answered in his post. The IQ of this place has plummeted since the arrival of the poojeet.
>>534526482stfu bitch, he's not going to fuck you, or give you free 'za
>>534526482"Made 200k a month during covid"learn to read you failure >>534526341
>>534524102Yeah, this happens when you cant into time appraisals. I had this with Fiver
>>534526482forgot image
>>534524102It’s criminal, you should be paying uber eats to deliver orders to your masters. Whatever you do, don’t collect names and addresses of the regulars for when the Australian government gets overthrown by kangaroos.
>>534526341Interest rates are so low that women are worth more than men. You are retarded.
>>534524102your bootstraps, pull harder on them
>>534524102I make $20/hr minimum wfh self employed lmfaoGit gud retard
>>534526042>Made 200k a month during covid but I have 5 ovens in my truck lolThis nigga learned how to operate an oven in the lolocaust
>>534524401That's not really a gig, that is owning a restaurant. Good for you if your pizza tastes good though, I cant stand the pizza chain slop places.
>>534524102The gig is up.
>>534527406What about Hungry Howie’s?
>>534527500no way to greasy, I only east pizza at a family places that makes them correctly.
>>534527406Thanks brother. I plan on doing this another 3 years and then I'm done. My specialty is thin crust, destroit and chicago style pizzas. But I have to wake up at 2am to prep it all and I am not done cooking until usually 4pm so I am kind of no lifing and the last time I tried having helpers other than family they started ruining my reputation so I had to fire them which I never thought I'd had to do. But pizza is awesome. I make my own sauce by mixing roma and other various tomatoes I find in a market and put a single basil leaf in a 5 gallon jar. This is the key. I actually hope a lot of anons gain some pizza making knowledge and start making money too. It's not like I don't remember being broke, I just started going where meetings and events are.
I've only had jobs working for my dad and I quit when I was 19, but I have millions of dollars I got from my family. Why don't you just do what I did?
>>534528230I'm not sure skinning you and wearing it would convince anyone....
>>534524102Last night and my last big week doing it. Im also on $60 an hr as an apprentice electrician and have a yuge DVA payment coming in.Australia is fucking easy mode m8.
>>534524351>Getting $30 an hour on Uber Eats is easy.No it's not. you can make $30 showing on your app but you will spend $10 on gas so it's 20 take home. And that is when it's busy like around 7pm when you're done with traffic it's already 9pm and you won't get shit besides some shit fast food orders from drunk tards $3 each. I make $30 an hour doing door dash is a meme.Faggot
>>534524102lmao. i had a day like that once and i quit right then and there, i drove to pizza hut and got a job on the spot. because if im going to deliver slop i might as well get an hourly slop wage. don't waste your time on those apps dude. i lived full time doing the food "gig" and it's much easier to just work at a chain. people tip better at the pizza places anyway doordash users are usually 14 years old and don't tip shit or rich people who tip $5 for a 40 minute drive. at least your local pizza chain keeps you in a small delivery area so you don't have to drive more than like 5 miles from the store
>>534524102It all adds up anon
>>534524323Based. I drove around without a license for three years. Fuck the system.
>>534528590I would actually move there despite how corrupt it is, because everything i hear about the jobby life sounds good, except I'm pretty sure azzyland is literally fucking hell.
>>534528610Nope. I do sometimes. I’m in a good area. You just have to be smart about what you take and not waste time.
>>534524102Looks like you need to be doing something else
>>534528721Kek. How did u never get pulled over? I’m sure cops have a reader that detects things like that, no?
>>534524577>food delivery modelshould never have existed in the first placepaying someone to power a 3000 lb vehicle 30 miles to deliver a 500 calorie hamburger? its an abomination.
>>534528610It all depends on the town/city. A regional city with a strong local economy and industry means less drivers, more people ordering and less traffic. I get 5-6L/100km. In a 4-5hr night I do 90-120km and earn $200-250 dollarydoos. Also doing it in shitty looking buzz box as opposed to a newer looking car gives more tips.
>>534524102Chinese and Jeets decimate those jobs.
>>534528778Ok go and try to make $30 an hour from 12pm to 7 pm. Oh and they will give low acceptance rating if you skip their orders and will sit in your car for 40 minutes on some shitty parking lot until they give you your first b$6 order.
Why do people work these "gig" jobs? It seems like utter hell. You are given all the risk of practically being self employed, but given none of the benefits because uber eats into the profits as much as possible.
>>534528824>deliver a 500 calorie hamburger?oh it's much worse than that dude. gen Z and gen alpha's with their parents credit card and no supervision love these apps. teenagers will literally order a drink on doordash and pay $20 for it and the delivery guy gets like $2 for doing it.
>>534528906Good work dude >>534528998Did I not just tell you I’ve made that before many nights? Why is it so hard for you to fathom, many people also multi app so you get multiple orders coming from different delivery apps. It’s really not that hard anon
>>534529018Goyslaves literally mindbreak themselves into thinking they have it good "I work when I want!" and all sorts of retarded cope. If you ever see a white person doing this shit you can be assured they are a massive fuckup
>>534524401>>534526042>>534526341Let's do the oven math /pol/>5 ovens >let's say $10 a pizza>let's say 10 min a pizza>that's $300 an hour>$200,000÷$300per hour=666.67 hours>666.67hours ÷ 30 days in a month >that's 22.2 hours a daySo, in order to gross $200k in a month, he would need to run his kitchen at full capacity for 22.2 hours a day every single day for the entire month. As someone who owns an actual restaurant and bar on the beach, I can tell you this is highly improbable, even during the good'ol covid days.
>>534529018it's for homeless, illegals, drug addicts, fresh out of jail, part timers (that was me). i had a part time job so i did these stupid gigs after i worked 4-5 hours and i had plenty of free time, then when i hated the part time job enough i quit and went full retard and did the gig shit for about a year until i said fuck it and just became a real food delivery guy and a real business instead of driving around pretending i work for a fake business. it's much better
2 trips took you 8 hours pajeet?
>>534528729Just gotta learn to not care and enjoy life fishing and grilling with your mates. I mean what else are you going to do? If life was perfect its what I would be doing anyway.
>>534528610Right before Trump fucked everything up with the gas prices starting a stupid fucking war for no reason I was making $24/25 an hour with Uber Eats real easy. One night I made $70 in just 2 hours. Now? I can't even make $50 anymore because they messed with the quests. It's like they're taking advantage of the desperate when it should be the opposite, providing incentive to drive for their shitty app.
>>534524102Lol, lmao. this was in 7 hours
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>>534529220Kek. No other place has so many oven mathematicians.
>>5345241025 dollars for a 12 dollar ride doesn’t make sense to the driver if they’re also paying for the car, gas, insurance, and on top of their general expenses, not to mention they’re the ones driving, not uber. It’s basically worse than a minimum wage job. Why are people going to tip if they’re already being ripped off for what is a 5 dollar ride to uber
>>534524102Have you tried not being retarded?
>>534524247>maybe I can get a gig jobGood news! Getting a gig job is like applying for community college!
>>534529364>>534529405Is this Uber? Been thinking of hitting it twice a week during busy times.
>>534529418I suck at math, unless it involves ovens. Just throw an oven in the equation and suddenly it all makes sense to me.
>>534527146That's extremely low is it not?
>>534529220Racks.
>>534529405I don't believe you. My county has a population of over 1 million people and you turn on the app monday through thursday and it's just a spam of $2-$3 orders for insane miles. When Friday comes it's busy....but just because it's busy doesn't mean you make money it just means you're waiting for the order to be ready even longer from the restaurant which means you earn LESS MONEY. And you can forget taking Mc Donalds orders on weekends when you got teenage brats dancing and goofing off in the lobby while the lines are stretched like the great wall of China. It's just not the same since the war started. They messed everything up on purpose.
>>534529619So, how many racks? How many pizzas can you make in an hour?
>>534529633and why did you mask the dates?
>>534529557>>534529633dont bother unless you live in a midsized town, the big cities are completely swamped and the small towns are not reliable enough to do it. And even then its anyone's guess if people spend that kind of money in your market t. uber jeetist
>>534528610I was making damn near $50 an hour when covid hit and trump was still in office. It was good for a few months and then rates plummeted dramatically. Took me a while to realize it was because of illegals accepting all of the $2 orders instead of denying them.
>>534529557Yes it is. But DoorDash is better. Only reason the hourly appears less here was because I use 2 apps at the same time sometimes.
>>534524102nigga you are a slave
>>534529744its because uber ran out of their sweet 0% interest capex money, they were running insane deals for both the driver and the customer. We are never getting that again unless the economy is fucked beyond repair and inflation is in the double digits
>>534529090You can't take multiple orders on different weapons apps because they won't go the same direction. The most I've made in whole day was $90 and I spent $20 on gas. Im in bay area btw. I do this almost every day after work and if I make $40 -50 (on the app not take home) I'm happy.
>>534529220Oven math never lies
>>534529766DoorDash here is 100% non-english, which makes me assume it is absolutely swamped.
>>534529700I didn’t mask the date. It was showing $111 as that was the most I made in a day that week. No point of it.>>534529633I mean the earnings are right there dude. Idk what to tell u. I live in the metro and places are open late too so it’s nice
>>534529809Mass deportations would fix the gig economy instantly
>>534528824>it's an abomination In a sane society it wouldn't exist, but it serves a purpose in this crazy society >some people make so much money that they don't want to spend money cooking and cleaning, but also don't want to spend time getting the foodIf someone truly makes that much money then there is a benefit to letting little retards (or go-getters) fetch their food.The real problem is people making $15/hr spending $25 on a burger and fries. Millenials and zoomers hate being told not to buy avocado toast, but it's their willingness to blow money really does add up.
>>534528810He was invariably borrowing a car from someone who did have a license. Their scanners will show an expired license.
>>534524102The glory days of Uber are gone. I used to make over 1k some nights pre-COVID. I made enough to pay rent and get groceries in like 2 days then I could spend the rest of the month sitting on my ass playing Super Nintendo, watching movies, /lit/ and shitposting. *sips Monster*
>>534528998>Oh and they will give low acceptance ratingthere are no consequences for thisdon't accept ones that aren't worth your timeif no one accepted them doordash would pay out of pocket increasing the fee until someone does, but cucks like you take it anyway because muh acceptance rate
>>534529891no uber would just go bankrupt, their entire business model relies on an army of 70iq retards taking every order that comes across their screen. The only way to make money in this business is to learn which orders to take and become the top 10% of order skimmers among the army of $3 order plebs
>>534529855Depends where you are.>>534529812I can tho. I take orders on a different app if it’s not far from the dropoff of the other order
>>534530028Uber and DD actually increase the pay if there are rejections for certain orders. Deportations would help
For Fuck's sake, bro, you're a fucking Ozzie. Say you're homicidal and depresssed, get on the mental elf sick bennies.
>>534529683I'll give you a specific number that will help you. At the peak of my business we were baking 350 pies a day and I had 6 people working for me. Anyway I'm off to bed. If you're smart enough you may even find out my food truck's name. Hopefully not but no shame in people knowing my pizza
>>534529967I had a 1% acceptance rate. I'd sit in the parking lot denying everything until I got an order paying $2-$3 a mile. That alone would keep me out of the nigger zones and usually in the wealthy towns. And deny nigger zones altogether, no matter how good the pay was. If Trump wasn't a kike bitch he could've saved the gig economy with mass deportations.
>>534530090they lose money on those orders
>>534529967I take them because they pay me for them every two weeks. It's something to do with them matching minimal wage.
I spent years kicking around the car business. In sales. In inventory. Became sales manager. Still never got any money. Every job I got promised massive earning potential but reality was always a basic 55k a year job no matter how well I did. Boomers have really gutted a lot of great careers like sales. Motherfuckers used to make 100 k a year selling shoes at nordstroms, now you can’t even make half that selling cars ffs. Luckily I found a little wrinkle in the car business about a year ago. I’m independent. I make my own hours and travel around to the different shops and dealerships. I make 4-500 a day average about 2200 a week. I feel like ive made it while others struggle in a rigged wasteland of what the boomers left behind. You’re always supposed to make real money in the near future……but not yet
>>534530126Well yes they do, but if no one is taking them they have to give u a higher base pay for the order, regardless of the tip. That’s how the app works
>>534530119That's a fabricated myth that wealthy people would pay you more (they don't). I delivered in "poor" latino areas and not only do they tip good but they tend to even tip in physical dollars on top of the tip they've already given. Rich people? They don't tip like you think.
>>534530183And I deliver to many black people as long as it's not a KFC/Popeyes they tip good as well.
>>534530183This is true I did plenty of food delivery while I was working shitty sales jobs. If you’re in a good area you can average about 25 an hour. Not bad for a side job. And you need to learn how to pick the jobs. And which restaurants to avoid. The tipping came from all people
>>534530183>>534530248I'm not choosing the wealthy spots on purpose. Accepting the good orders naturally brings me to them.
>>534530180everytime an order gets bounced around and they hike the fare, its eats into their margin for that order. They aren't charging the customer more because delivery drivers dont want their order, those crazy $15+ orders you see are all basically loss leaders for uber to monetize the $2.50-$5 shit they offload to everyone else. Its your job to sort through the sea of garbage to get the pickers. But if there's no mouthbreathing retards to regularly slurp up the shit orders then all you'll ever get is shit. The jeets essentially subsidize your wage
>>534524102Would you rather be unemployed goyim?
>>534529230How much did you make in that year?
>>534529220What if my goal is to make 6 million in 6 years with my ovensLet's say I'm facing competition on two fronts as well, from Mike's Pizza and then Boris' Pizza across the pondHow does that factor into things?
>>534530295That makes sense honestly. But what I like to do is go based off a $ per mile basis. It’s the most logical way to go about it. Because if it’s worth it based on the pay per mile then the time it should reasonably take you shouldn’t be an issue
>>534530101> 350 personal pizzas >$10 a pizza>$3,500 a day x 30 days>$105k Again, I own an actual physical restaurant and bar on the beach. I have over 25 years in the industry. I'm sorry, but I do not believe your $200k a month food truck claim. I can believe $22k a month, but not $200k.Anyway, good luck with your business.
>>534530382Six million pizzas in six years with 5 ovens? It can't be done.
>>534530295>But if there's no mouthbreathing retards to regularly slurp up the shit orders then all you'll ever get is shit. The jeets essentially subsidize your wageNot at all. No subhumans slurping up the shit orders means Uber would have to start rejecting the low value or low/no tip orders because they'd lose major money if the orders started going up in pay after failed round robin attempts. Their revenue would now have a lower ceiling while drivers get good pay, without subhumans involved.
>>534530323Yes. There is more dignity in being homeless than a slave to these freelance companies. Only those with no self respect would subject themselves to such conditions.
>>534530497Lol
>>534524191what skill?
>>534525015No it ain't cuz you gotta deduct the cost of gas and vehicle maintenance. It's effectively negative income.
