They haven't even truly begun the humiliation ritual.This is all foreplay.>Nvidia, PulteGroup, and startup Span are quietly building something wild: a network of AI servers bolted to the sides of American homes.https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/05/nvidia-pulte-span-mini-data-centers-on-homes.html
They're going to drain you of your remaining blood and devour what little of your soul you still have left.
>>534525232>taps unused powerIE, runs up your electrical bill directly, unlike their current model, which only runs it up by proxy. Truly innovative.
>>534525232>unused electricityOh cool, it's not like we pay for electricity by how much we use.
>>534525232Ahahaha niggers would have those stripped in minutes. As if that will ever go ahead.
>>534525490It's truly mind boggling, I mean this is retardism at a level I didn't think was possible.
>>534525547And the next step will be to collaborate with your smart thermostat to throttle your AC so more of your power goes to the AI. Innovative! I'm so glad I live in an old dumb house.
>>534525232Wow, Indian creates scam company
Can my country get anymore jeeted?
>>534525232I hate AI niggers so fucking much.
>>534525232Holy sweet jesus will those ever get stolen.
>>534525232>new homesGood thing mine is old as fuck like me. No data center installation, or I'll fucking fry it.
>>534525232>adding loot chests to random housesyo this update is INSANEwhere we dropping boys?
>>534525615There's also unused biking capacity, instead of seating on your ass, you could sit on your ass pedaling a bike that generates more power, because you know, health and stuff.
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>>534525735sitting*, fuck I'm tired today
>>534525232Actually might be a good idea if it lowers your mortgage or the value you pay for the house a considerable amount
>>534525232>we're just going to install like $10000 worth of computer shit in every houseshiiiiiieeeeeeeeet
ai will be everywhere, you can't stop it.
>>534525901That's why you're low IQ, they're going to sell it to you at a very low interest rate, maybe just a 10 year note term.
>>534525232>Unused electricityExplain this to me as a non-electrician, because as I understand it you don’t pay up front for X amount of electricity and then at the end of the billing cycle the stuff you didn’t use is “unused electricity”.
I normally do no condone theft. Ibalways looked down on the sort of people whobtry to condone shop lifting and call them spiritual niggers. In this case however o fully condone it. If theybstart slapping these on homes I fully recommend everyone go around with angle grinders and bolt cutters to break these boxes open and steal everything inside them.
>>534525943>just a 10 year noteWhy not 20?
>>534525788If it's 10 grand worth of crap, the best case scenario is like $30 off of your mortgage each month. And that's not including any sort of maintenance or upgrades or installation. You'll probably get less than $20 off each month. And be on the hook for it if some crack head backs a truck up and jackhammers it straight off the side of your house at 3am.
Fuck that can I use it to play vidya and change them for the electricity
>>534525967Electricity does not flow through the wires. (It flows in the electromagnetic field around the wires.)
I'm going to steal those and mine bitcoin
>>534525232This is why I’m moving to the southern hemisphere and most billionaires are building bunkers there too There’s gonna be more brown people in the US and Europe than in LatAm and Asia soon
>>534525977I suppose it would make even more sense to just roll it in with your mortgage. Also since it increases the value of your home by 20k+, that'll help increase the property tax revenue the local data centers need to maximize their profit.
>>534525943mufugga any niggers that know about this are jacking it
>>534525232>taps unused home electrical capacity Yeah god forbid they actually have to pay for their own electricity wtf is wrong with the world?
>>534525232Dey call dat the nigga loot box
american houses aren't built to where you can't sledgehammer a wall open from the outside, you know
>>534525589+100 USDebt® tokens have been added to (You)Work Will Set You Free
>>534526036>has never seen the marble in a straw demonstration in physics about electrons being slow as shit, but why power is near instantaneous.
>>534525232Let's just build the Matrix. What could go right? IoT is back on the menu
>>534526036So it just siphons some off? How is that not the same as a Jew coin clipping and saying “Oh, don’t worry goy, nobody was going to use the edge anyway, plus the coin is still there see?
>>534525232How can I invest in firefighter stonks?
>>534526010the cheapest blackwell is like 30k, so almost half a million dollars worth of hardware strapped to the side of every house. funny story tho.
>>534525232>all that hardware>with minimum securityhmm
>>534526305
>>534525232Power bills are going to skyrocket
>>534526246>So it just siphons some off?You would need an antenna or something to collect the unused electricity. Maybe a straw full of marbles?
>>534525578I am not a nigger and even I was thinking about just driving around in the dead of night just yoinking all the guts out for profit. Why is it only the jew can shamelessly profit off of others? Why shouldnt we?
>>534525232Based, gonna get 3TB of RAM soon!
wtf is "unused home electrical capacity" and how would it be enough to power something larger than a tiny little device that wouldnt need such a huge box on the wall? are we all paying $300 a month for electricity that is somehow being wasted on nothing?
>>534525232>walls of new homeshow are you gonna build new homes without angering home-owners about their investments going down
>>534525232im about to build a faraday cage that gets microwaved whenever im not occupying it
>>534526127>When mortgage rates and home prices rise it makes us all richer because our country makes more money which makes the dollar stronger because people will need more dollars to pay the taxman.
>>534525232>*smacks lips*ayo hol up...>*pulls up pants, they fall down again*you finna sayin...>*avoids child support*that dem boxes on da side a dem homes...>*participates in gang shooting*got sum dat serious money computer shiet in em???>*robs gas station and executes the scared complying clerk for no good reason whatsoever*SHEEEEIIIIiiiiittt...
>>534525232Fuck, some black guy broke into my house and stole my 16 Nvidia gpus
>>534525232>3TBs of RAMNiggers are going to be ripping this shit out of homes like they rip copper wires out of walls to sell. And by niggers I mean me
>>534526476I'm guessing they look at the average electricity consumption per household in a given city and how much the local power suppliers can...well, supply. If you use less power on a day than the city average, the rest will be used to run AI.I think this is meant to "level out" power consumption for data centers in places where energy is limited and the grids can't handle dedicated mega centers.It will still rape the power grid, of course.
Why is this bad ? Literally makes housing more affordable
>>534525232>>534525490I would think it'd be intended for homes with solar panels as a way to use electricity when you're generating more than you can use.
>>534526624>And by niggers I mean mehello I am the nigger too
>>534525735Please, don't give them ideas...
Pay me to install it, and have it pull enough to replace my gas furnace, then subsidize the costs. Do the same with my hot water system. Then we're talking.
Seriously. Please do this near me. Daddy wants a brand new blackwell gpu. If they make them hard to get at I still think sinking a few anchor points and a good winch could yank them off pretty quick. Gonna take some refining to make the snatch fast enough but even then I'm sure even if I don't do it myself cheap stuff will quickly hit the streets in a "fell off the back of a truck" sort of way. I never thought I'd be happy to have hood niggers around my city but these are strange times.
>>534526726Did they want to make niggers out of chuds? Because this is how that happens
>>534526751We will live to witness a cyberpunk future. Niggers dealing tech and prosthetics
>>534525967Do you understand why you have circuit breakers? They phrased it a little weirdly, but they obviously mean they're using the unused capacity of the infrastructure that connects to the house, not literally using "unused electricity". Because it's probably simpler for them than building a massive data center somewhere and needing high voltage lines built out to supply all the power they need.
I means it. Saaars. Even you. Much izzat to be gained. Make yourself useful for once.
Buterlian Jihad when?
>>534526624not if i get them first
>>534525232And you'll pay THEM for the privilege of hosting their data and getting cancer, and you won't own the house or land!
>>534526876Read the fine print though, lest your house be stuck using the excess electricity left over from the AI box. I was completely serious about that smart thermostat thing. Throttling air conditioning to reduce power usage is already the only thing they're "good" for, and it's already done remotely and without your input if you're unfortunate enough to have one.
>>534525232For what purpose?The AI is gonna cook me dinner?
>>534526724I doubt they would invest in hardware that isn't running full blast at every possible second
>>534526577Based black person
>>534525901$10000? You must be kidding, it's closer to $400000 of hardware.>>534525427>>534525490The idea fundamentally makes sense as long as the server has a separate power meter and bill. Having the server there will make latency basically zero for people in the area. This will enable future realtime applications of AI like controlling bots and generating augmented reality. I hope they are basically just renting space from you. It makes perfect sense, this is a great idea as long as the hardware doesn't get stolen.>>534525688Luddites are sad.
>put Nvidia hardware directly in the walls of homesWHAT COULD GO WRONG
Ultimate humiliation ritual
>>534525232lmao niggers will steal these faster than you can say catalytic converter.
>>534527074there's gonna be one in every apartment to
>>534525232Actually Indians
>>534525232doubt.that whole setup costs more than the house itself. in 3rd world country of america, that means it will get stolen over a single night!
>>534527078I was just explaining what "unused electricity" meant here. And I get what you're saying, but I expect them to start pushing shit like that to leave more electricity available for them regardless of whether they bolt some GPUs to the side of your house or if they have a data center the size of a small village 100 miles away from you.
>>534525232lol, lmaoand when that thing melts down after a day of existing, you can remember that nothing made of brown hands succeeds, ever. Can't wait for this to die before the end of this very week because it's just some retarded indian running a fucking LinkedIn fundraising scam.Again, call me when something actually fucking happens. When you give this shit any sort of airplay, it gives it legs & credence. The best way for izzats to die isn't just killing them, it's not platforming their retarded scams.
>>534526036>Electricity does not flow through the wires. (It flows in the electromagnetic field around the wires.)>water does not flow through pipes. (it flows through the intermolecular electromagnetic fields)The fields are what cause the electrons to move, anon, same as water pressure in pipes. Water pressure is generated in the first place by the movement of water, same as how electromagnetic fields are generated by the movement of electrons.
>>534525232they're already installing recording devices into street infrastructure of (((walkable cities))) and you will be filmed in your house in your car anywhere you go all the time.
>>534527200jesus it's really that bad? still?shiiiiieeeeeeeeeet
>>534525232This could be how you establish UBI by having some solar panels and letting them do their compute.Wait nevermind I just did the math you'd make like 100 dollars a month in an optimistic scenario and probably not even break even with the set up for 20 years
>>534526624>>3TBs of RAMand it is the cheapest part topkek
>>534526724Are people really this retarded? Unless the home is off-grid, the power flows back into the grid. Any "extra" can used anywhere on the grid with dynamic load pricing. The only way this makes any sense is if you were getting use out of the waste heat, like replacing electric home heating or something.
>>534527390>solar panel>for 10kwh serveryeah that anon is retarded.
>>534526669>thousands of power hungry boxes, each with their own overhead and unreliable residential supply, is better than a single datacenter with a brand new dedicated industrial supplywow i cant wait for all the IPOs!!
>>534526036This guy physics.
>>534525788lol lmao no your house will be 10k more expensive
>>534525232Forget forget catalytic converte, hello GPUs and ram.
>>534525751One time I asked Google Gemini why didn’t the Nazis use more efficient methods for the “six mil kil” such as mass drowning, suffocation, no water, no food, rather than dangerous gas, and the AI just about lost its mind trying to hallucinate reasons why.
>>534525232This actually makes a lot of sense from a heat dissipation perspective.Right now we spend absurd amounts of energy to heat homes and cool data centers.Most homes already have high speed internet and electricity, so redistributing the waste heat generated from my AI smut to heat residential homes makes perfect sense.Otherwise we're wasting energy on both ends.>>534525939>Salesforce User / SpecialistJust kill yourself now and spare yourself the agony.>>534526736They actually have this in Japan.
>>534527644JIBBA JABBA JIBBA JABBA JIBBA JABBA
>>534527644For real. Even if they can remotely brick everything even the high end cooling components would make it worth it.
>>534525232>put tens, maybe more than hundred thousand dollars of hardware in convinient easy to steal packagelolwhat are they expecting to happen?
>>534526624>>534526726>>534526812We are all niggers on this blessed day
>>534528165And a bix nood to you as well my good sir.
>>534527720Okay and then summer comes and it just makes the house hotter. What then huh?Not everyone lives in Alaska.
>>534528134it's this hilarious naivety that could only have come from some leftist boardroom where blacks would never come up at all so of course "it's getting stolen" never comes up
>>534525232I hope they start with nigger neighborhoods
>>534528417>Not everyone lives in Alaska.No, but enough do to provide space for server racks. There are a quarter million households in Alaska.Call it a standard rack per home and you have 10 hyperscale datacenters in Alaska alone.Really the only problems with this idea are noise and theft.
>>534525490it's okniggers and meth heads will be stealing these by the bus load now that there's no more copper piping to steal
>>534525232The problem still lies on the issues of using the same infrastructure for the common household, the more of these are installed, the more will suck both the energy and water of the nearby homes. As expected such idea could only come from a mindless slave.
>>534525232Why do I need this? I'm genuinely asking.
>advertising around-the-clock in-home surveillance of every bit of online interaction,b using a scat smeared jeetface>this will sell our Orwellian panopticon
>>534527200T. AI nigger
>>534525232The currency they roll out will mine using these and you’ll have to run it to get any income at all. You’ll be running data storage and collection on yourself and your family and friends so you can get some e tokens
>>534525751> „…preceded violence and discrimination against the Jewish community.“Why do i feel a warm pleasant emotion when reading this? I also smiled a bit.
>>534525232Not happening. That's just typical pajeet retardation. Not only that niggers with crackheads will start stripping shit out of those, the hardware is already at deficit because all contracts have been already bought out for at least 5 years ahead, meaning only mega corporations got access to memory chips and they'll rather bury them all in a landfill if they don't get any use of them instead of selling them or repurposing them. Not to mention, that people start stripping those out on their own because nobody will want to put up with this bullshit and pay extra for electricity.
>>534525232This is a scam that's not going to go anywhere. I work at a data center, we were here before the AI bubble, I'm probably going to quit and go to an easier job later because the pay's not worth the stress. What civilians pay, and what corporations are vastly different - that RAM is probably $750k at the lowest. No one's going to insure this, this will get stolen, almost immediately. Real data centers have 24/7 onsite surveillance and off-site monitoring, that are staffed with security guards with a perimeter control. If any of you ever see a random gray, unmarked building that has massive gates and barbed wire fences, that is most likely a data center. This guy also forgot the switchgears and UPS systems, most civilians are also not going to enjoy finding out what a megawatt is and how high the electricity bill will be. Our electricity expense, for our medium sized outfit, it's roughly $225k a month. It's probably higher now. My civilian electricity bill, with solar panels, is $120 a month. People are not going to enjoy $1k-$5k electricity bills. These systems are also delicate, there's a reason why they're in extremely filtered rooms and not outside in the parking lot. We're not allowed to use brooms in the data centers because they don't want to risk a broom bristle getting lodged into a fan. This is a jeet scam, it's not happening. Retarded investors who fall for this should be deported.
>>534525232>Installs gpt 4chan into house>My house is racist
>>534525232the ai surveillance, cashless society needs it's compute goyim!
>>534525232Can I remove the Jew and nigger filters?
>>534530365>Door locks as nigger approaches>Won't let nigger inI'm for it.
>>534529731only whites will install this lunacy
>>534530783Only way you could sell it to them is if you pay 150% of their mortgage and even then I doubt you’d have a lot of takers.
wtf is all this 'reduce your mortgage costs' bs?They install their panel, for free (but only on new builds). They rent out the panel capacity to (whoever). They become the properties main electricity and internet user, and sublet part of that to you, the homeowner, for 'a discounted rate'.And that's all your getting, for handing over your electricity + internet supply, plus part of your property rights, to these jeets of uncertain future prospects. And I'm not seeing how that would either reduce mortgage costs or add property value, quite the opposite. And this stuff about 'using spare electricity' is complete horseshit. The line is theirs - they have first dibs and if you're lucky, they'll sell you whatevers left over of your supply capacity. tldr, like selling your roof space to some solar company, it's not a Great Deal and will probably fuck you some down the line. They'll prob. earn from people buying themselves back out of this shit tho.
>>534530294>We're not allowed to use brooms in the data centers because they don't want to risk a broom bristle getting lodged into a fan.I had a psu fan die on me once without knowing it, system fried like a day laterwas lucky the hdds survived but the motherboard and ram and video card were fried
>>534525589import the third world, become the third world
>>534530923 You’re underestimating how financially retarded the average normie is. If it knocked off a couple hundred dollars from their mortgage or allowed them to get a slightly bigger McMansion, they would do it.
>>534530783*retardsEverybody who values their money and dignity will refuse this
>>534525232Its so the deranged leftism luddites have to attack innocent people's homes
>>534525232A Jew-hand in your pocket, and a Jew monitoring your every move?
>>534531251True, I might be hopping that news about power costs got stuck in their mind over the last couple of years. Isn’t this a rehash of a crypto idea? Did that idea ever get off the ground and make some money?
>>534525427>take inside you the cruciform,>the cruciform trains to 1:1 your mind,>real npcfication complete
>>534525232can someone explain why they need so many data centers that they are this desperate?
>>534525232Reminder: it's a sore point for them, but they still have mortal human bodies, and physical residences.
>>534531642Possibility of infinite returns on investment if they create actual AI or close to it.
>>534528732Niggers and meth heads?Bro I'm going to be building my own AI servers, crypto miners, and have a killed rig in just a few nights work.
>>534531642To put it simply- everybody knows AI boom is a bubble that will blow up and on top of everything USA's whole economy depends on it because trillions went into that shit (to the point even glowies with Israel are invested in this and are working hard on Palantir systems), so now corpos kvetch and try to save as much money as they can while preparing themselves parachutes they aren't sure about working.
Fuck the niggers; with 16 Blackwell Pro 6000's and 4 AMD Epyc CPUs I'll be ripping them off myself.
That sounds fucking retarded. Having one of these installations properly installed will cost some good money and crackheads WILL absolutely see them as piggy banks containing tens of thousands worth of some weird nerd shit that could be sold.Parasiting off commercial properties with fences and security with something like picrel would make more sense.But this idea is probably just some bullshit just to pump stocks and there's no real intention to actually implement it.
You vill not build your own PZ and be hapfy. People don't get it. Imagine thinking the PC part price increases are organic... lmaoooo. No critical thinking at all
>>534528693And maintenance. Parts break more than you think.
>>534532435when you're building devices that operate at 2nm under ultra clean room circumstances you're definitely not investing in some weird jackoffs playing 3D fantasy games ....I mean get real...
>>534525232>Unused home electrical capacityUhhh... I thought we needed to reduce personal electrical use to stop global warming climate change; now we need to max out our electrical panels 24/7 for ai?
>>534525735Great idea!
The age of cheap graphic cards is again upon us.
>>534525232>>534526476massive data center projects keep getting cancelled because of zoning laws and the power requirementsthis entire proposal is designed to sound good to investors in order to scam them out of money, they'll be lucky if they actually install 10 of these boxes
>>534525232>Black out hits your town>Crack open all data centres on your street>????>200 GPU profit
>>534533766>Crack>Black
>>534525232This seems really stupid. Why not inside the house? Do I own it, or does it belong to someone else? What about upgrades and maintenance? Security? It's fucking retarded.
>>534526624How do you do, fellow niggers?
>>534533508They're also getting canceled by the companies themselves because of lack growth in the AI market and more competition.
>>534525733>randomJust go where the new developments are. I can't wait to run cyberpunk 2077 on a fucking Blackwell or hell two in SLI.
>>534533956you dont own it lol
This is satire or an article that reads like a prank from a writer for that account.Regardless, proud of the average poster here, /pol/ active posters that entered this thread are quite smart, let’s see what was already mentioned itt:The sheer value of that hardware would be like having the equivalent of a few parked Ferraris in front of your home with keys in contact and unlocked doors.10kh on residential homes, lol, how do you handle the heatUnused electrical capacity is nonsensical in terms of residential contracts; you pay for what you use.Logistical problem for maintenance.Actually bothered to Google: > Exec Sum, a newsletter known for occasional "April Fools" style or "What If" satirical content designed to go viral.
>>534525232ok the wall outside is not a good place to pack all those expensive gpus
>>534525232Of course it's an indian saying shit like this lmao
>>534525232This is the dumbest idea of all time, not only is it completely useless most people will need to destroy or remove due to power consumption. I guess there will be a lot of cheap AI parts on the market.
