>Cases: 7>Deaths: 3>What we know about the cruise hantavirus outbreak and his origins>https://www.cbsnews.com/video/cruise-hantavirus-outbreak-origins/>Breaking news:A rare form of hantavirus is believed to have spread person-to-person on board a cruise ship. Three people are dead, four more are ill and nearly 150 others are stranded aboard the ship, where they will stay potentially for months until they are cleared to leave.>Spain Oficcial Statement:"Spain will host the MV Hondius vessel in the Canary Islands in compliance with International Law and the humanitarian spirit."https://x.com/i/status/2051759760488157650INTERESTING FACTS:Deadly virus samples went missing from lab in ‘major biosecurity breach,’ say authorities (December 9, 2024)>https://www.foxnews.com/health/deadly-virus-samples-went-missing-lab-major-biosecurity-breach-say-authorities>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-09/queensland-lab-breach-missing-vials-virus-health/104701198FDA Issues Massive Recall Linked to Rat Feces Contamination (January 9, 2026)>https://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/a69950559/food-drug-recall-gold-star-distribution/KINO:Footage of gay man trapped inside the cruiser crying for help:https://youtube.com/shorts/VZGcs1G3L-0much thanks to Peruvian anon for this summary and to the other bakers ty typrevious: >>534518966
hey guys I just woke up from a five year coma what's going on?
>>534526116first for sneezing rats
TYB! >>534526185Taylor Swift showed butthole and you missed it
>>534526116billions must dieget ready bros
>>534525478>>534525478>>534525478The least you niggers can do is give me some (yous) I spent time painting this shit.
here you guys are gonna need this
>>534526116I bet a 100 million billion that the faggot will escape and spread it.
Oh yeah, my threadly reminder about the confluence of coincidence here... central bank of central banks has a Project 'Polaris' all about CBDCs, meanwhile the WHO runs a pandemic drill, 'Polaris II' ...
My little bro caught the hantavirus and now he's in a wheelchair
>>534526116Wasn't there just a bust on some ching chong biolab in las vegas that they walked back and declared a nothingburger as they swept it under the rug?
>>534526303>>534525478o (mouse)shit, I didn't realize you painted that. SAFE TRAVELS, HANTA-CHAN! <3
>>534526116>>Deaths: 3HOLY FUCKING SHIT 3 DEATHS!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was really hoping we could call it the “hentaivirus”
>>534526116WHERE IS GARY? HAS ANYONE SEEN GARY?
>>534526303Sorry anon. I missed it. Saved and hantachan folder created.
>>534526303I lurk and I saved it on my phone.It was damn good. I didn’t even think it was an original it was so good.<3
Dıgits and every single vaxxie dies suddenlyViruses are also fake and gay
Fun fact: there's never been a reported case of someone being re-infected with hanta virus if they already had it once and recovered.
Here is the problem? We are overpopulated. The planet naturally kills off/culls our population when it gets to large via viruses. Happened during the Roman Empire with various Pox plagues. Happened in Europe with the Black Death. Happened with Spanish flu. This is the actual killer disease. A legitimately high mortality rate unlike Covid which was a nothing burger.
>>534526469Why not both?
>>534526529Fun fact: a virus has never been contained, isolated, proven to exist, or prove contagious
>>534526430I know, right? How many days has it been 3 deaths, 1 day, 2? Total nothingburger.
>>534526555All human nations are not overpopulated.
>>534526368Was it this one? I find it interesting that they recovered "personally identifiable samples," possible targeted bioweapon? Derived from human DNA?
>>534526209>>534526320Thanks bros
when's the south africa conference
>>534526430This is not good, they died too fast.
>>534526116Whats this about a hentaivirus?
>>534526209>first for sneezing ratstransgender mutant rodentsfirst the hecking frogs, now the rodents!
>>534526430It's 4 now who isn't updating that?
>>534526116>Election year>News of a possible pandemic out of nowhereLike clockwork
How are you guys prepping for the incoming pandemic. I'm ready to go
>>534526642Kek. Sneezing rats is a pretty fucking funny and random genre.
>>534526807man cannot live off lifesaver cummies alone
>>534526807>No stuffed monkeyNGMI
>>534526835None senseThey are life savers!
>>534526116>>534526116ebola was the best outbreak on /pol/ change my mind
>>534526585incubation period for hantavirus is several weeks.
>>534526902not an outbreak but I liked the winterchan threads more
>>534526640Yes, that one.
99% chance this is another Jewish psyop to inflict chronic illness on the masses via poisonous vaccines, for the purposes if increasing medical profit.It will probably kill a lot of vaxxoids.The social consequences will be more lockdowns, free money, a reduction in car transport, (((zoning laws))) will be largely ignored if people can't afford gas to drive to work. Btw driving to work is its self a Jewish psyop. A filthy kike is the one who says its illegal to live in the 2nd story if your business. All so they can charge you for gas, car insurance, medical insurance, and gas.
>>534526320Nice!
>>534526902I dunno about outbreak but la Palma was the comfiest disaster scenario. I miss falling asleep to the noise of the volcano absolutely blasting
>>534527193the constant soothing roar of potential happenings
>>534526902I enjoyed the one that happened at Burning Man
>>534527141>free moneylol. they won't make that mistake this time. maybe they'll give some free AI compute like Sam Altman was suggesting, instead of real money
>>534526116>where they will stay potentially for months until they are cleared to leaveComfy af for a wagie, unless of course they don't have hentaivirus will now probably get it
Why haven't they firebombed the ship yet?
>>534526806this one's early though
>>534527251imagine going to burning man and not knowing how to deal with a run of the mill cokehead
They’re gonna start a scamdemic just when the energy crisis from the war in Iran would force them to lock everything down anyway. Otherwise Israel will become a pariah state by the general public everywhere
>>534527432The concern isnt really the ship, it's that one of the carriers was sick while they went through airports and flew on planes. If it is airborne we have weeks until cases begin popping up across the globe. Not 2 weeks, but maybe up to 8. Fun to speculate.
>>534527432imagine the smell
how would it take for this to become the next pandemic(if ever)?I'm in the US for the next 1 and half weels and would not like be trapped here
>>534526585Shut up Greg
>>534527597>it's that one of the carriers was sick while they went through airports and flew on planesKek wasn't that the plot of some movie, how long ago was that?
>>534527432People don't seem to be serious about anything. Even in a hypothetical where we had knowledge that a ship contained a virus that would completely wipe out every living thing on earth, people would be sitting there doing something retarded like debating the efficacy of destroying it with a missile and it would reach shore.
>>534526320
>>534526555My bet is this will be a nothingburger and it remains contained on the crew ship. If it isn't, we're kind of fucked though lol
>>534527811stfu retarded island nigger
>>534527434Covid was launched in like March for November elections
>>534526116Last week... aliensThis week... hanta virusNext week... gas $7 a gallon Are we winning yet?
>>534526116They already tested mixing rat feces into our supplyhttps://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/a69950559/food-drug-recall-gold-star-distribution/
Normies are still fucking terrified of the chinkypox. I am seeing cope like this all over twatter. The CFR of hantavirus mogs the coof and the possibility of H2H aerosol transmission should at least make your ears perk up.
>>534527941LMAO, fuckin faggots
>>534527870Covid was launched when the repo markets collapsed in September of 2019 Those markets were bailed out until March 15, 2020 the same day we were locked down. The bailouts started at 50b a day and increased to 1.2 trillion a day by March 15. They also changed the banking rules to 0% reserve requirements that day. Covid was a banking crisis masked as a pandemic. Lockdown = decreased monetary velocity Bailouts = inflation Remember when everyone had money and then they opened up the economy again and prices went through the roof? So they raised interest rates again to combat this.Now we're at stagflation aka "K shape recovery"Those with assets keep getting richer while those who work are getting squeezed
>>534526320I missed this so much.
If this shit kicks off and we get that good unemployment boost like during covid, what can I do to get fired? I'm work at home and only got the covid gibs because we were still working in-office at that time.
OHHH MY LITTLE PRETTY ONE, MY PRETTY ONEWHEN YOU GONNA GIVE ME SOME TIIIIIME, HAMTAROOHHH YOU MAKE MY MOTOR RUN, MY MOTOR RUNGUN IT COMIN' OFF THE BOAAAT, HAMTARONEVER GONNA STOP, GIVE IT UP, SUCH A DIRTY RATI ALWAYS GET IT UP, FOR THE TOUCH, OF THE VIRAL VATMY, MY, MY, IYEEE, YAHOOMUH MUH MUH MUH MYYYY HAMTARO
>>534526807>mfw can't eat more then one bag before getting extremely bad nausea & throwing up
So, passenger 1 and 2 obviously had close contact. The other randos though? This supports aerosol transmission. And the German woman that got sick was ~4 weeks after the ship left the dock. Interesting.
>>534528157Get caught smoking crack with a hot black shemale and then suck her black clit on zoom
>>534527914
>>534528157There aren't gonna be unemployed people if this kicks off. It has a 35% fatality rate, higher in the young, and that many people would collapse the healthcare system killing many more. They'd be desperate for jobs afterwards, it would be like how the Black Death wiped out feudalism in much of Western Europe
>>534527597>>53452767112 monkeys I think
When's the South Africa announcement
>>534526555I don't think vials of missing viruses constitutes as natural but I guess it could if you consider humans are a natural
>>534528157This fake virus could lower the price of oil if Trump keeps losing the Iran war he might have to resort to it.
>>534526655It'll be at 8:00AM, just a couple of hours from now...
>>534528254Also, let's assume the German couple were the carriers and 7 people have been infected. That is an R0 of near 2, no? I made this chart in early coof with my guess for chinkypox. But you can see other diseases for an R0 of near 2.
>>534528332>>534527671>The film's score was composed, arranged, and conducted by English musician Paul Buckmaster. The main theme is based on Argentine tango musician/composer Astor Piazzolla's Suite Punta del Este>He suffered a cerebral hemorrhage in Paris on August 4, 1990, which left him in a coma, and died in Buenos Aires, just under two years later on July 4, 1992, without regaining consciousnessummm...
>>534528495So around SARS?Sars was containable and was droplets....but that had a way way shorter incubation period. A week at most, sometimes 3 days
forgot to add>Two clinical syndromes are currently known to be associated with hantavirus infections in humans: hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome (HFRS) and hantavirus pulmonary syndrome (HPS). https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC137000/
>>534528576Well, still too early. The only thing I get from it is that R0>1 is spreadable, and yeah the long incubation period on this is interesting. We will know shortly if a bunch more on the ship get sick.
>>534528377This. It's right on cue with statements that we need lockdowns to reduce oil demand. With lockdowns in place, (((they))) can cancel the midterms, enact martial law, and wage war with bioweapons against Iran and ChinaThey will poison some people here and there to convince people that it's airborne. "How else could they have gotten it?" Critics of pissrael will find themselves very susceptible to this virus. China and Iran will get the real deal, airborne and deadly. No vaccine -- state of emergency will be maintained until total collapse of one of the two warring camps. Could be years.
last 2 digits shiw how comfy you're going to be during this happeninggo
>>534528662It being in a cruise is a blessing in many ways, it contains the initial batch of contacts pretty well, better than if Patient Zero had gone to Buenos Aires and infected a ton of people there.On the other hand I literally don't think the South African case could have played out worse than is movie tier. Symptomatic during the entire flight and thus definitely contagious and falling violently fatally ill in the destination airport
>>534528718very uncomfy/10
>>534528754>On the other hand I literally don't think the South African case could have played out worse than is movie tier. Symptomatic during the entire flight and thus definitely contagious and falling violently fatally ill in the destination airportAgreed
>>534526430Almost 50% mortality is huge. Im assuming its not even near as infectious as covid or we'd be fucked
>>534528325The problem with a 35% fatality rate is it's below the rate which would choke off the spread through pure churn and high enough that it would be incredibly devastating. It has the perfect k/o ratio of any virus I can think of.
>>534528754>On the other hand I literally don't think the South African case could have played out worse than is movie tier. Symptomatic during the entire flight and thus definitely contagious and falling violently fatally ill in the destination airportI'm pretty sure this was the intro to Hot Zone except he shat his guts out (literally) in a hospital waiting room instead
>>534526116>cruise shipdead boomers, if anything this is good news. Just sink the ship
>>534527141Yeah cause they really really need more money and destabilizing their own system where most people are fat retards keeping themselves entertained online is a good way to do it
>>534526185NiggersI miss Gary : (
>>534528882Even a few percentage point fatality for healthy working people would be a disaster once the people who run the infrastructure and food supply choose to stay home with their families. Any disruption in the supply chain, electricity, water and the social fabric breaks down and people revert to panicked animals with everyone out for themselves >>>/wsg/6141976
>>534528895>>534528822Yeah that just SOUNDS like something out of Contagion or Outbreak or Hot Zone or something. Visibly sick on the airplane, dying after arriving.>>534528882It's fucking terrible. Even Bird Flu, the assumption generally was the 50% fatality rate wouldn't hold and it would be closer to Spanish Flu's 5-10%. (not to mention we can make Flu vaccines easy). Hanta seemingly got contagious in humans without losing any of it's lethality it's terrible.>>534528754It's definitely not COVID tier infectious. Nothing was stopping that. And we won't know anything for sure til the morning. Maybe the ship owners covered up a gigantic fucking rat people. Maybe these people all bunked together and it's only a lil contagious. But if it's SARS tier, this all hinges on containing the South African case and not letting the infection slip to Canary. SARS tier infection can be contained, but you need to catch it early before it gets too big and becomes unstoppable
>>534526807I live in the woods, up a mountain in a small town. If shit gets bad, ill just poach an elk or deer. If dhit gets bad I'll shoot one of the wild horses out here. Meat is meat.... and glue? Idk.
>>534529256For healthy people it's more like 50%. It's already deadly as is, but in young people it causes a cytokine reaction that completely collapses the lungs. (Not that it can't kill old people it does, just in a more traditional pneumonia way)
>>534526694It makes cum And causes hemorrhagic fever with renal syndrome or south pulmonary syndrome (HFRS or HFPS).
Alright anons, remember the advice of George Carlin.>Coughs and Sneasels>Spread Diseasels
>>534529284Gigantic fucking rat PROBLEM. There are no gigantic rat people
>>534526116I'm back, thanks for using the summary anon :) >>534528662>>534528754A virus with 40% mortality rate and long incubation periods is what makes this thing so dangerous, as i said in a previous thread: If /pig/ schizos are right and:>the iran-israel conflict doesn't end in the next days>the blockade continues for several months>fertilizer shortages affects crops>hantavirus is dangerous and not a nothing burgerthen this thing will be the biggest happening of the century, covid isn't nothing in comparison.
>>534529284I sometimes wondered if respiratory diseases that weren't contagious like Hanta could become contagious. Seems like way less of a jump than like, ebola or rabies or something, it's already in the lungs. Legionaries was the one I thought about more though, guess I picked wrong in my guesses
>>534528922Long incubation period and airborne transmission confirmedPandemic is weeks away
>>534529299Fucking ruralfag pos
I missed you guys.2020 was a fun time and I hope we get to do it again.
>>534529594>He also brushes off any fears of the outbreak escalating.>“This virus is not new to the world. If it were going to become an epidemic, it would have happened a long time ago,” he says.>While human-to-human transmission is suspected to have taken place on the ship, Maria Van Kerkhove, the World Health Organization’s (WHO) acting director of epidemic and pandemic management, believes this is likely to have occurred only between very close contacts, such as married couples and people providing medical care. The risk to the general public is very low, she says.
>>534529594Airborne in the medical sense is unlikely, this isn't Q Fever. Droplets is looking likely tho
>>534529696That's not a bad point, but it's also not impossible for terrible mutations to happen and we have unconfirmed reports patient zero was a birdwatching moron going into weird places and getting up close with animals which...is exactly how I'd expect someone to become patient zero of a deadly zoonotic disease
>>534529673Yeah the moment people realized covid wasnt that bad the fearmongering speculation flipped to conspiracy theories that every country on earth invented a fake pandemic to annoy people with masks and lockdowns so the governments could "get more control" lol
>>534529713Ok apparently Q Fever and Anthrax are in t heir own even higher category called windbourne which is even worse than airbourne so ignore that.Airbourne means air in a room can stay infectious for multiple hours.Droplets/Aerosol bourne means it can infect people within that room during or for a short period after an infected person is thereAnd then below that is like, direct coughing and sneezing, and below that is touching, and below that is sexy time
>>534529696So, nothingburger?
>>534529885I hope so. Media is being quiet like when covid started so they're waiting and seeing too
>>534529328Dumb question but how do you think smokers will fare? Say you are in the age range where the virus is most deadly, how will smoking affect the progression of the sickness?
>>534527546This seems like the most realistic scenario
>>534529885>>534529885>So, nothingburger?Gee who coulda thunk. There is never an actual "Crisis", the manipulation and consequences of the "Crisis" that kikes and the NWO created are indeed real though. Get ready for incoming Digital ID and CBDC. >muhhh virus we need to keep track of everyone at all times>muhhh paper currency is outdated because it transfers the "virus", we need Digital CurrencyThats what its all been about, Agenda 2030 and the Beast System. Enjoy island nigger
>>534529950Why would you think they would fare any better lol. That covid stuff turned out not to be true
>>534529696>who says its not contagious>no need to stop trade with china>also don't be racist go hug a chinaman>*coof coof*>6 ft social distancing >its just not contagious>the vax stops the spread>...>OMG LOCK IT ALL DOWNSounds familiar
>>534529950Smoking makes everything except a specific bowel condition worse so just assume worse.And if you've been smoking bad enough you've suppressed your immune system you've probably destroyed them so much it doesn't matter anyway and it'll just kill you the old fashioned way,The fatality rate in the Navajo outbreak was 54% and I assume they smoked or drank just based on statistics. And that number also includes some old fucks and a baby. Among just the young like 60%.
Sorry guys, I'm thinking this one is 95% chance of being a nothing burger.
>>534530058Again with this schizo bullshit. You are already controlled goy cattle by virtue of the little entertainment and tracking device you're holding in your hand. They dont need to fuck with their own system by inventing fake pandemics, if they want you to do something extra or forbid you of anything they will just say so and you will obey and run off into your internet reality where you larp as a freedom fighter who has the inside scoop
>>534529516>>534528754>>534528882>>534528662Something else to note of concern is Hanta has a "sick, but not that sick" phase that can last sometimes for days, in which people can be pretty functional and just think it's a cold or flu. And then in a matter of hours they can go from that to dead when acute respiratory failure happens. Gene Hackman's wife was functional and just said she felt "a little under the weather" and she died in the middle of the night(seemingly waking up unable to breathe and stumbling into the bathroom before dying), leaving her husband with dementia to die of heart failure from not getting his meds (he apparently drank water) and their dogs to starve to death in their cages. This is bad because the final stage can be as deadly as it wants if people can spread it fine in the days before that.
>>534530211There's no logical way to be anything other than agnostic until we see what happens to the rest of the cruise.
>>534530066Yeah they didnt want to add a panic before they figured out how bad it is. Thats your conspiracy theory. Maybe some people moved their money around too. The point is once actual cases happen with a flu like illness like covid that means its already everywhere for weeks or months, which was confirmed later. Not hugging chinamen wont do shit
>>534530245>Gene Hackman's wifeWent to a farmers market and was walking around like 6-8 hours before she was dead. The final stage can kill people fast. And she was 65 so it's hardly just a young people thing Seemingly what happened to the South African woman as she got off the plane.
>>534530245Wow why did i never hear of that story thats fucked up
>>534530261Or hear from sequencing. If you hear phrases like aerosol or droplets that's a bad sign and this is at minimum SARS level threat of pandemic. If you hear "asymptomatic transmission" it's over
>>534530212>memeflag postshut the fuck up faggot
>>534530402I only remembered after posting that(and double checking) she went to a farmers market the evening before her death. She felt well enough as a 65 year old to go to the market, and then that night she died. Sometimes there's a little more windup, hours, maybe a day, but I wouldn't be surprised if that South African woman got on that plane just feeling tired or like she had a cold, felt more and more shitty as the flight went on, and after getting off and walking into the airport went into full respiratory arrest
>>534530411kek. Just keep scrolling and staring at your screen im sure the government is terrified and trying to figure out how to get control of you but not today
>>534530064I know smoking won't make it better, I just wanna know exactly how bad I fucked myself with extra complications if Total Hanta Death is actually happening
>>534530410Hanta Andes strain seems to happen regularly (yearly?) in South America and there has never been some global outbreak. You guys are desperate for a happening.
>>534530577Control of me? They dont need control of me, just 90% of slack jawed goy slaves like you.
>>534530602We'll see. If the cruise was infected by some rancher we're probably fine.The problem is we have reports from people on the cruise and Patient Zero was doing careless shit with animals, going off the trail and getting up close to take pictures, poking around in animals nests and stirring stuff up. If that's true he could be patient zero of a new substrain of the Andes strain and all bets are off.
>>534529885I have to travel so can we delay the nothingburger until 2 more weeks? I dont want to go to jeet central canada if this feces disease is spreading
>>534530410surely the news from the rest of the passengers would come first? They're all going to get tested to see if it's incubating in them. idk maybe labs really are that fast though.>>534530602we just got a huge happening, You haven't provided one reason why people shouldn't consider the possibility beyond "i don't think so"
>>534530660Shouldnt it be the opposite then? Big surprise the guy with main character syndrome is also dumb as hell
>>534530602Also those were rodent derived outbreaks, there was only a single suspected case of human to human. Argentina left WHO so data isn't great
>>534529752>Three of the physicians and a clinic receptionist died
>>534530735>>534530735>Shouldnt it be the opposite then?No. You are fuckin retarded
>>534530581You'd have more trouble breathing than an identical version of you with no smoking history but its probably not as bad as being old or having real comorbidities
>>534530794Why do they not "need" to control mr rebel independent thinker but "need" to control the ones who are already willing slaves? You really are retarded go post on /x/ or an antivax thread or something maybe someone will tell you how smart you are there
Wheres the bong from this am he was going to report in about sequencing and press conference.
Who TF cares about some stupid hentaivirus. Nothing ever happens.
>>534530064I always fantasized about a world where some disease kills off a bunch of non smokers, but smokers were immune from having a bunch of tar in their lungs so the disease can't take hold there. I just quit smoking a couple months ago after a 4.5 year stint when I heard it was the cure for covid. My pectus excavectum and lungs can't take it. Still smoke a bit of weed tho. I hope the world gets depopulation, especially niggers and their nigger loving allies tho. Im tired of working and tired of crowds.
>>534526116Fake and gay. No one will believe your lies after the kung flu debacle.
>>534530898I don't think the conference is for another hour
More importantly when are we getting a cute rat girl mascot for this
>half of the thread are memeflag posts
>>534530753That's what the wiki says but its directly contradicted by >>534529752Oh shit this was back in April.. is this ground zerohttps://beaconbio.org/en/report/?reportid=f618e848-64f8-4995-9ba5-647f0a69e931&eventid=67590285-d2f3-4421-891e-f033ee9fd746
>>534528718god be good, rolling
>>534531191Well the ship came from Argentina so that settles it lol. Might be good news that most of the close contacts didnt get sick
>>534531092an anon made one
>>534531191So basically it looks like that single suspected case was the tip of the iceberg and there's likely been small outbreaks person to person going on in Argentina either being falsely labeled or mistaken as rodent transmission or not being reported by Argentina because they left WHO. And it looks like it was getting obvious enough the strain was different people were looking into it.And now it's broken loose and we'll have to see what teeth it has
>>534528718ROLLan
>>534531337Why the binoculars . I miss when everything wasn't ai
>it's just getting comfy
>>534531393I think the binocs were a reference to bird watching. Here is the AI anon submission.
>>534526344tell the stupid little nigger to let go, shit
>>534531337>1337BASED OLDFAG DIGITS CONFIRMHANTA-CHAN A CUTE
>>534526116>Rat Feces Contaminationthis has jews written all over it
>fuel crisis about to hit the West super hard>Jews come up with another pandemic to justify lockdowns
>>534531342This isn't exactly great news though. It made the jump to human to human without getting less deadly. Getting more contagious is far far easier than getting more deadly or jumping the species gap in the first place. It's already done the hard part, and due to the latency period there's no evolutionary pressure to get less deadly.Now it can only really grow more contagious.
>>534526116Imagine believing in the fake virus, after COVID. If this is real, then it's 5G induced (microwave syndrome). Or it could be that they opened the payload in the vaccine bioweapon
>>534531342>ArgentinaYep, it's Jews.
>>534531342Well 3 cases, 57 year old, one other, and 15 year old who died a month later in the ICU (dont know when she got symptoms). Isolated rural village . So if the transmission theory is true someone would have gotten bit by a rat before they got on the ship? I guess even well off people have to deal with rattos over there
Wheres the hentaichan? A hentai virus flew over my dick
>>534531473Soulless Pixar slop nothing like corona chan
>>534531575It's called Project Zyphr. No need to play dumb.
>>534531191>According to the latest epidemiological bulletin (in Spanish), between epidemiological weeks (EW) 1 and 12 of 2026 (ending 28 Mar 2026), a total of 32 hantavirus cases were reported in Argentina, distributed across multiple provinces >The occurrence of the current household cluster suggests possible human-to-human transmission.>>534531558>>534531599>Milei's figure is falling day by day and surveys indicate that his popularity is at the lowest level in memory.>He is currently facing requests for reports to parliament on the series of land and air military maneuvers taking place in Argentine Patagonia, part of whose territory has been handed over to foreign companies, and in the military matter to the Southern Command, to which is added the denouncement of the presence of 17.000 Israeli soldiers in that region. it's obvious
>>534527914I may have immunity because of eating rat turds in peanut butter over my lifespan.
Do you think united nations will try to punish Argentina for leaving international organizatios by infecting them with actual dangerous viruses?Are there any alternative remedies for it if we get it?should we make hanta parties like chicken pox parties since you can get hantavirus only once?
>>534531854>punish argentina nope
(((They))) really decided to start Goyim Extermination Part 2
>>534526116This new virus is no joke. I lost 2 family members from it already. My neighbor currently has it and is in critical condition and most likely won’t make it. I only know 1 person who has recovered from it. This is not looking good. Please get vaccinated.
>>534531019It was actually the nicotine and it's effect on ACE2 receptors that potentially helped people with COVID, but you and I have too much tar built up in our lungs to survive this one even tho you stopped a few months ago. Might as well start smoking again lol
>>534529696>He also brushes off any fears of the outbreak escalating.
>>534531575There's no connection between deadlines and species jump and the virus isn't trying to do anything. Covid was carried by bats but they weren't affected by it due to a quirk in their physiology. Then it infected those pangolin things and randomly picked up genes that let it infect humans cause these creatures have similar ACE receptors to humans and the result was something more harmful and infectious than the flu simply becsuse it was an entirely new virus, but luckily not as bad as SARS or MERS
>>534529752Old dude had dinner out and about, shopped, rode in cabs, talked to hotel clerks all while boiling up a contagion, then he gets on the ship, infects others there and dies. Bet cases where he was before he got on the ship you just aren't hearing about them, yet.
>>534531928I AM NOW 5 TIMES VAXXED BECAUSE OF YOUR POST
>>534531942Just do zyn
>>534531854The international organizations exist to prevent unregulated biolab activity.
>>534528401Welp, here we go then
>>534531589I love how due to your retarded meandering progression of anti covid conspiracy theories (first covid was fake to do the global reset/control everyone, then when the vax came out covid was briefly real but you must take horse paste and vitamins, and finally when it was clear it was over it was faked to kill everyone with the jab in 2 weeks), you're stuck with this ass backwards cope. In any decent sci fi plot the virus is the bioweapon and the elites and their essential servants get the vax and control people that way, so you dont end up with retarded purebloods jerking themselves off about how smart they were and how the normies killed themselves to try to kill THEM rofl
>>534532038COVID was artificially created, either by the CIA or chabadniks. The Furin site was inserted by human intervention.
>>534531732Whats obvious? The israelis turned their backup plan into a plague rat infested death zone? Not very smart
>>534531827Kek why didnt you close the lid
>>534530904i Hope you get the hanta virus
>>534531898Yes. Kill of natives to make room for Israelis
>>534532221https://youtu.be/usPkL2EQPYo
>>534532260AND it was also fake
>>534532366Yeah your shit is fake and stupid as hell you cant even defend it what else is new
>>534532116Zyn and vapes help with the cravings for a little while when I've tried to quit, but the act of lighting up and inhaling smoke is too hard to resist, especially when drinking>>534532200Rolling for Total Hanta Death, smoke em if you got em
>>534532369I never said it was fake. It was an artificially created virus that was nowhere as lethal as first claimed. The Chabad rabbis expecting a more lethal outbreak to cull the goyim population, and the WEF wanted to demand total control and surveillance via vaccine passports, but the plan failed.https://youtu.be/MZVh8SrzYrw
>>534532413At least smoke only the little bitch cigs
>>534531554Yeah jews are still mad
>>534526116>Cases: 7>Deaths: 3Those are the holy numbers of Nurgleth.
Reminder it was 200% confirmed that COVID was created with DARPA and USAID funding.https://youtu.be/morj-3rdWwM
>>534528718Rolling rolling rolling
>>534532312seemed obvious he was referencing contamination in factories
>>534532477Yes yes but somehow the people who say it was fake are also on your red pilled team of mutual masturbation and theres no contradiction, its always the same with conspiracy culture
>>534532516He's a fat rat.
>>534532567Didn't know that was a thing
Fuck.... And gf wants to go to Mexico this june... I should just fuck off to the north/east of this God forsaken rock in a somewhat of a middle of the Northern Atlantic....
Im stocking up on toilet paper.. this time im smart money and ill be rich
>>534532413>>534532200>>534528401Anyone have a link?
>>534532567>>534532611Me neither. To be fair, after the screencaps I have seen here over the years, I am sure that there are some anons do not put the lid on their peanut butter when they are done with it.
>>534526116Ok but how can it spread now short of malice or malicious incompetence?
>>534532636It'll be live streamed on the SA Parliament YouTube channelhttps://www.parliament.gov.za/press-releases/media-alert-committee-health-be-briefed-hantavirus-outbreak>>534532503Which ones are you talking about?
>>534532630I’m really constipated right now. This was from earlier today. I don’t really need toilet paper like this
>>534532777Do you have a poop knife?
>>534532777At least you pushed that rotten thing outGood job kang
>>534532734wew. when the garbage pile starts moving....
>>534532768The slims for girls
>>534532859I feel like there’s a much larger blockage still in me. Slowly working its way to the end. It’s going to be painful
>>534528292That will get him a promotion
>>534532777>pov
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>>534526529>>534526574Low i.q. tards can't understand this graphhttps://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=Virus+Vaccine%2C+Vaccine+Virus&year_start=1800&year_end=2022&corpus=en&smoothing=3
What’s the live steam saying
>>534532972Just get some Colace
>>534526987b-b-b-but what?!
A Brazilian researcher took some “research” viruses and traveled with the vials to southern Argentina back in mid March. Hmmmm looks like a gain of function hantavirus to me boys.
>>534532768>It'll be live streamed on the SA Parliament YouTube channelDid I miss it?I don't see the vod on their channel
>>534533221That's a lot of decimal digits
>WHO traces 88 flight passengers who travelled with Hantavirus-infected fliers>According to the WHO, a Dutch woman and her husband boarded the flight from Saint Helena to South Africa after leaving the cruise vessel, where hantavirus infections had been confirmed. Both later died while undergoing treatment.>South African carrier Airlink>The first two fatalities were a Dutch couple believed to have travelled in South America before boarding the cruise. The man died on April 11, while his wife later fell ill with gastrointestinal symptoms and deteriorated during a flight to Johannesburg on April 25. She died a day later.>A German national has also died after infection from the ship.>One patient in Johannesburg remains critically ill, while three others onboard reported milder symptoms, including one person who is now asymptomatic.https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/hantavirus-who-traces-saint-helena-johannesburg-flight-passengers-after-cruise-ship-death-2907301-2026-05-06Hantavirus in news. 4chan starts rangebanning me just like corona times.
>>534533241>>534533447The press release said it should be happening now, but no stream yet. Interdasting >>534532911I need the full blast of nicotine, might as well go all the way
Whats the qrd with the conference?
>>534533438And rattos going back and across the porous argentine Brazil border like its not even there sad
>>534533547>The press release said it should be happening now, but no stream yet. InterdastingYeah, nothing on their X or YoutubeI assume the country runs on nigger standard time, but they haven't even got an "upcoming" stream for it either, meanwhile they do for a bunch of other shit
Most of the world hasnt been exposed to Hantaviruses so anything person to person is novel to a degree.How contagious would it have to be to cross the line and be a problem
>>534532972You are lucky it is coming out. When things get bad sometimes I'll just start drinking a little bit of olive oil during the day just a little bit like 2-3 spoonfuls and repeat that day after day, that always seems to help. Laxatives and all of that shit is more hassle than it's worth and does a rotten job of breaking this shit up when it's that deep and hard as a rock. The oil works better for me and causes less intestinal distress because it just slides through your system and finds it's way in between the cracks of these blocks of shit and loosens them up.
Ham and Taro
>>534533683Every passenger on that cruise is going to get tested. You'll be able to predict if anything will happen, and what the scale will be, based off of that alone.
Can someone put the hamster in the hazmat suit, I'm phonefagging and wageslaving
>>534533523Ship cast off in Argentina. Rats got on the ship, or rat shit got in the food, easiest explanation, plus possibly some heavy close contact transmission with couples
>>534533713Stool softeners aren't the same thing as laxatives
LOCKDOWNS WHEN?
Stream link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfljHdvDVg
>>534526116noone got out alive, rumor has it they have been moving bodies off the ship into an unmarked submarine, at night time
>>534526344Yeah sure that happened
>>534533818this?
Radical idea, lets just hit that motherfucker with some tomahawks to sink it, round up all the 80 people on that one flight to south africa and dump em in a pit, and call it a day
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>>534528673They don't need to poison. They irradiate people with 5G, with beaming they can pinpoint the precise body part to irradiate. That'll cause real actual symptoms, you can even kill them if you want. That's enough for people to believe it's the real deal. Hopefully many people won't fall for it
>>534534259Flip the hamster horizontally
>>534534131Seems like it’s under control they’re contact tracing
>>534534450Imagine some paranoid schizophrenic from this board sees the story and realizes he was on the same plane before they can van him, would he go to the hospital or try to run?
here, i made her more mouse themed so, what do you think, is gonna spread from the ship or not?
>>534534614>some paranoid schizophrenic'Normal' normies often behave the same way, if not worse.
>>534534131>South Africa is great we are doing great >we are doing everything we can now despite the virus getting in our country >why are you worrying don’t worry south Africa has no hantavirus in rats Fug were fugged
> New video, obtained by 10 NEWS+, shows the moment the captain of a cruise ship where a deadly rat virus has taken hold told the remaining passengers that the first death on board was due to "natural causes" and that the ship was "safe" as far as infection went.https://x.com/gewoonmerels/status/2051751957719888000
>>534534421like this ?
>>534534864that takes me back to the>wearing cloth masks can stop you from getting mogged by coronachandespite the virums size being way smaller than the fabric strand size in those masks
>>534534421I tried (on phone)
>>534534674Nice is that ai>>534534864Oh shit >The MV Hondius , which is owned by the Dutch company Oceanwide Expeditions, departed from Argentina on 1 April, with plans to visit Antarctica and “several isolated islands in the South Atlantic".[5] On 11 April, a Dutch man died on board; his body was taken off the ship two weeks later, when the ship came to the British Overseas Territory of Saint Helena.[5] The man's wife also deboarded at this time, and took a plane to South Africa, where she died in a hospital on 26 April.[5]>Damn your husband just randomly died best you and him head on home then>>534534783I assume there's some competent people including whites running their health agencies there, could have been worse
>>534534674The real deal is however much contagious it is, an undetermined amount of people from the past week who've come into contact with the sick may start showing symptoms, whether inside the ship or not, and from then we will have a lead on how big this is.It may already have spread beyond the ship, maybe not. Top 8 weeks to know as stated before.
>Ctrl+F HantachanAI slopUploading Hantachan posted by /cvg/ anonsSome are NSFW
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>>534526555>digits>IDFaggots, schitzos, autists and gentlemen its been an honour and a priviledge shitposting with you for all these years.F
>>534535007>>534535024
>>534526116Controlled epidemic 2 part 15 electric boogaloo
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>>534535112
>Israeli property manager arrested and discovered to have a biolab in one of the properties under his watch>Said biolab contained an entire wealth of contagions, such as HIV and Malaria, a small arsenal of illegally acquired and illegally possessed firearms, and misbranded medical devices>All illegal material was set for distribution before he was arrested>Police did not ask that he be detained, and there were no charges levied against him for the biolab, merely illegal possession of firearms>Jewish judge presides over case, and immediately releases him on Personal Recognizance Bond, allowing him free reign as long as he announces if he's going to leave Nevada>Nearly all media speculation towards the biolab and firearms deflected to Chinese-engineered and Chinese-distributed material when the ringleader was Israeli>No follow-up on his court case in any capacity since the eventKeep in mind this virus is going to appear in your country, from (((unknown))) sources in waves and numbers that couldn't be thought possible. We already know precisely how these incidents are manufactured, so remember that when this is suddenly a global pandemic, the "sudden" nature of it was packaged, planned, forecast unnaturally, and treated like an unavoidable circumstance.
>>534535130Last.
>>534534985>Nice is that aii sure as shit didn't draw it, i can barely draw a stick figure>>534535000did the ship dock anywhere in the last few weeks? since if i remember correctly first 10 days or so shows no symptoms but even then, it's not nearly as contagious as coronachan, so i strongly doubt there is a change at having another panda happening
Nothingburger.
>>534531898I think ww3 will be greater Israel and Allies vs world government of United nations lead by China I wish both could lose.
>>534534891Yes, cute>>534534952Very niceWhat app did you use? I'm averse to downloading apps
>>534535249Some shitty probably spyware android app, oojao image editor
>>534533221>oy vey intensifies
>>534533438It would be funny if brazilians were the ones who released a dangerous virus just as revenge for Milei trying to plot against Mexico, Colombia and Brazil (with israel and US help) >Milei contributed $350,000 for disinformation and fake news campaigns against Petro, Lula and Sheinbaum. >The information comes from leaked audios of the drug trafficker and former president of Honduras Juan Orlando Hernández.https://www.jornada.com.mx/noticia/2026/05/03/mundo/milei-aporto-350-mil-dolares-a-campana-para-desprestigiar-a-sheinbaum-y-petro kek
>>534526807I miss the fruitsplosions lifesavers :(
https://youtu.be/2XSsIuN7ppwThread theme.
>>534535158Look at thishttps://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/a69950559/food-drug-recall-gold-star-distribution/ >Almost 2,000 items in a variety of categories are impacted. The list of recalled products spans 44 pages and includes several popular over-the-counter medications from brands like NyQuil and Tylenol; certain food products for both humans and pets are also listed.January 9, 2026
>>534534259cute
>>534535178Hanta is not very contagious as it normally does not transmit between humans, but some anon said before (I didn't pick on the source) that the ship's doctor fell ill.Combined with the fact that, how come you contract a disease from rats in a sailing cruiser? If the new strain can go from person to person, I'd assume it is at least droplets, and airborne would be a big fuckup.I remember a ski resort near my hometown has had at least 1 lockdown because of Hanta found in rats. It's still a lethal virus so no need to risk it, and 3 people have already died on the ship.
>>534535394>mfw I work at a CVSI should probably just quit to be safe.
>>534535158And i remember this case, NYC and the media tried to blame China at first but then more info got leaked and we knew that the one in charge was a kike, memory holed in less than 3 days.
>>534534929fucking FUCK I can't find the image, but reminds me of how the media advised that BLM protests could safely gather but not churches or family picnics lmaothe image was the classic transmission infographic, between two people>no mask, 100%>1/2 people wearing, 70% or something>both wearing, 10% or something>no mask, saying "black lives matter," 0%
Remember when they tried to make Monkeypox the next big thing, and then it was revealed that it was mostly gay men who were getting it, and Children and Pets of those gay men, and it was all immediately memoryholed?
>>534535597Post it when you find it anon, I sure as hell want to have some seething rage in stock to fuel what's coming
>>534535618I remember, I lost tens of thousands of dollars on monkey aids companies in the stock market because those homo faggots couldnt stop fucking animals and kids.
>>534535442Look at this >>534531191>According to the latest epidemiological bulletin (in Spanish), between epidemiological weeks (EW) 1 and 12 of 2026 (ending 28 Mar 2026), a total of 32 hantavirus cases were reported in Argentina, distributed across multiple provinces >The occurrence of the current household cluster suggests possible human-to-human transmission.>M u l t i p l e p r o v i n c e szoonotic diseases usually don't affect multiple provinces, jewlei left the WHO so he can fake the numbers and the WHOLE DONKEY MEAT thing in the past weeks is strange too, i didn't think about that!!!! >DONKEY MEATfuck
>>534535597this it?
>>534528718Rolling
>>534535158alarming>>534535368oddly calming, and perfect for a late night browsing, ty anon>>534535442>>534535681found it, I just had to scroll through Know Your Meme. didn't think they'd have it kek
>>534528718I won.
>>534535764dang, beat me to it. thank you though.Anyone want to bake #4? Do we need a #4?
saw #1, posting in #3is it time to dust off the old hazmat?do we have a hantachan yet?
>>534535847I made #1 I can bake #4
>>534535799No prob. And, you know, DA happens in a Cruise ship, too...
nothing ever happensnothing burger virus
NEW>>534535969>>534535969>>534535969
>>534535898thank you for your service, anon :)
>>534535618They didnt "try" anything retard, and if they did, it wouldn't be the tin foil hat crew that would stop them because no one takes them seriously
>>534535597Yeah cause BLM is/was their religion, you gotta make an exception
>>534526320thanks
>>534535160>The cruise departed Ushuaia, Patagonia, Argentina, on March 20, and passed through Antarctica, Falklands, South Georgia, Nightingale Island, Tristan de Acuna, Saint Helena, and Ascension before arriving in Cape Verde on May 3.I think they figured it out after saint helena
I enjoy the feeling of existential dread that threads like this facilitate. >>534529673I also feel a sense of nostalgia for those early COVID days when only /pol/ really knew what was going on. Everything after those first few days was a nightmare though and I'm pretty sure I was still hearing 'VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN YOU STUPID GOY' in the supermarket earlier this year. I don't want to go through that again and the zoomers can't handle another 'pandemic..' They've already got PTSD from losing their childhood or college years from these psyops.
>>534528718Please kek give me a double 9. I want to be maximum comfy.
>>534526185>hey guys I just woke up from a five year coma what's going on?Don't lie. You were over at /uhg/ shilling for kikes
>>534526320>you'll gonna need this for this next psyop
