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Why would Christian church leaders need to be specially prepared for the alien disclosures?
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>>534529892
LOL let me guess the aliens which are totally real want us to worship kikes because they are the interdimensionals chosen
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>>534529958
hmm yes unironically
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>>534529958
It's historical
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>large number of pastors
>individuals from the US government
>going to be a release concerning aliens
Wow, with specifics like these, nobody could possibly doubt it!
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>>534529892
reminds me of clergy response teams, as described by Alex Jones at least a decade ago
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>>534529892
The Old Testament is true but the Elohim are Reptilians and Yahweh was one of them, and he chose the Jews as his slaves
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>>534529892
What about Jews?
What about Muslims?
What about Buddhists?
What about Hindus?

>>534529958
This.
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>>534529892
Blue x beams soon
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>>534529892
Well it happened on X, one kf the most trusted things of today.
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sounds like they're actually going ahead to show us the occupants of the UFOs not just blurry photos of UFOs
at least I hope so. I'd be pretty fucking disappointed if they didn't have at least 1 HD video of an ayy lmao walking around
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The USA government has been 'releasing' these documents for what, 20 or so years, if you still think that these retards are going to tell the public anything you should jump from a bridge.
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>>534529892
The UFO blue balling grift truly knows no end, where's Stephen Greer selling 10,000 dollar cruise tickets to DISCLOSEEEEEEE again
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I’ll bet anything that Lindsay Graham screams for blood the second a lil green man walks out.
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>>534529958
No, it's far more interesting. They're going to show us the truth of our history with proof and the Tribe and their goyim slaves (christcucks) will have their entire ideology and belief system proven to be lies and they will sperg out and start screaming about demons and muh blue beam and all the other stuff they've been preparing to stop the real history from being revealed that ruins their millennia of scheming.
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>>534529892
Two more sermons
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>>534529892
athiests somehow think aliens disprove God and the bible, they don't know a catholic came up with the big bang and you can believe in god and evolution.
God is still the creator of the universe and existence so if some alien flew down to earth or out of the ocean youd still be like ok what created you. they're still a product of evolution just like all of us.
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>>534530707
uh huh, two more weeks, pagan larper.
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>>534530707
>every single thing is about jews

Only to jews and neo nazis.

When some dullard watches a Tartaria video and decides all of record is a scam, you have to ask yourself whether you made a mistake coming here.
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>>534530207
Don't forget the catholic church saying to expect to see actual "ghost" & spirits among the population few years back

https://mycharisma.com/news/vatican-expecting-an-increase-in-apparitions-and-supernatural-phenomena/
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>>534530736
I know, there is absolutely nothing in Catholic theology that would be challenged if we found out that alien life existed.
It is just more jewish bullshit in this jew infested hellscape we all live in.
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>>534529892
>muh aliens
Fake and gay.
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>>534530739
>Noooo my jewish lies are reaaal
Spoilers, the reason there's a "rapture" is because the Tall Whites just erase you all from existence and obliterate your souls as failed fallen beings who have no place in the eternal heavens. The very last thing you will see is something you will believe to be the God the jews wrote about saying "You failed" right before you are utterly annihilated forever.
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Apparently the aliums came gazillion gazook miles away and said "take me to your leader" like the heckin moooooovies and only the (((government))) knows the secret about, like, their existence or whatever
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>>534530823
kinda funny how all the kikes on 4chan suddenly believe duh aliens are real and not a distraction from actual corruption in america.
>>534530850
just look at this long nose seethe and squirm. can't wait until pedos like you are put in the ground
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>>534530850
The tall whites!! they're white by the way, just like us! they're the good guys, did I forget to tell you that? Come tonight at our lodge.
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>>534529892
>Pastor Fierri starts off prayer group by warning you about the aliens
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>>534529892
Perry Stone is the foremost theologian on Revelation prophecy. I wonder what he was told. I will watch his video on it.
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>>534529958
>want us to worship kikes
You've already been doing that for 2000 years
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>>534530707
Is that why pastors are being told to prepare but not rabbis?
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>>534530707
Oh yeah that makes sense, Trump is going to destroy his own legacy admit he's been completely wrong by selling out the entire country to Israel, he's going to admit to all the Epstein files too. And he's gonna do it because he just loves you so much and is such a humble man. These people vote btw.
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>Iran failed as a distraction
>Sacrifices his wife to distract a little longer
>Fucking aliens
this administration is cooked
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>>534531866
Agreed, there's no way this is anything but another manufactured distraction tactic.
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>>534529892
California girls
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>>534531419
Revelation already happened, anyone who tells you it didn't is a Zionist liar. Christ already came back. Revelation was about the destruction of Jerusalem and the end of the Jewish nation. The Jews today aren't even Jews, they're reject half Asiatic rape babies from eastern Europe who converted to Judaism to protect themselves from the Christians to the north and the Muslims to the south during the warring eras. Everything they taught you about them is a lie. Benjamin Netanyahu is a pole not a jew.
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>>534529892
Breedable loli alien waifus when? The ayys may hold the secret to solving our incel problem.
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>>534530801
This. The barque of Peter sails on.
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GOD'S CLEARLY DEAD -- WE NOW WORSHIP MAGICAL SPACE GREYS
>GOD'S CLEARLY DEAD -- WE NOW WORSHIP MAGICAL SPACE GREYS

GOD'S CLEARLY DEAD -- WE NOW WORSHIP MAGICAL SPACE GREYS
>GOD'S CLEARLY DEAD -- WE NOW WORSHIP MAGICAL SPACE GREYS

GOD'S CLEARLY DEAD -- WE NOW WORSHIP MAGICAL SPACE GREYS
>GOD'S CLEARLY DEAD -- WE NOW WORSHIP MAGICAL SPACE GREYS
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>>534531949
would
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>>534529958
FPBP
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>>534529892
No Catholic priests were invited because crucifixes and holy water would've cut the meeting pretty short.
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>>534529892
>Perry ((Stone))
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>Israelites were in Egypt for 430 years to the very day when they left
>40 years they were in the desert
>1406 BC -- The Israelites entered into Israel
>exactly 200 Sabbath Years later to the very day Jesus is born in 6BC
>36 years later to the very day Jesus is executed on the Cross in 30AD
>40 years later to the day the Temple is destroyed in 70AD
>soon will be exactly 2000 years to the very day that Jesus died

There's significant dates within all of those dates, such as when Jesus was baptized, when Jesus was Anointed, when he went into Jerusalem on the Donkey: There's significance in the coming days of The Great Tribulation for in some ways they mirror the days of Christ's Ministry on earth.

We are living in the days of the end of this age.
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>>534531671
No one cares about your cope and projection zio fag, kys on the way out.
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>>534529892
Do not get on the ships.
Trust nothing, even your own eyes sometimes.
Be peaceful but be able to unleash unspeakable violence when necessary. Especially in your mind's eye.
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Tall Whites were known as the Tuatha De Danann and the "People of the Mounds" in Ireland. They live underground, hate the sun and only come to the surface at night, eat their food raw and bloody and don't like the smell of cooked food, they have much sharper teeth than those of us up here, and they possess "siddhis" from which their mounds in Ireland, "sidhes" are named for. They aren't from space.
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>>534529958
came here to post this.
turns out the aliens are greedy green men from planet zion and trade hightech tricks for tendril skin.
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soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm7fBZq-8T4
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>>534529892
The earth is flat and stationary. Aliens don't exist. UFO's are a psyop. Outer Space is a complete fraud.
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>>534533465
sources:

https://youtu.be/0514L2QwOBE
https://youtu.be/GwkqLv-fOjg?t=2209
https://youtu.be/m7ZpvLu_tFE
https://youtu.be/lKg-yn86zp4
https://youtu.be/p-BFmn2S_jU
https://youtu.be/BVJgObFHLY4
https://youtu.be/ru5fdfovkGI
https://youtu.be/74KRZt5oJME
https://youtu.be/tdwy-hxS-ts
https://youtu.be/UAx5cl9VpTE
https://youtu.be/JlFnJPFjcc0
https://youtu.be/XetG30_YOeo
https://youtu.be/ziVLbEoQ4Sc
https://youtu.be/7H_1ZbuA9HI
https://youtu.be/UbYtkrTquXE
https://youtu.be/1WHIr-IFqAo
https://youtu.be/WcqKUhU0WDc
https://youtu.be/wPrDg0CtWnk
https://youtu.be/hoGTBdu7dMc
https://youtu.be/mcLwr86emds
https://youtu.be/U_bJYXS9p4A
https://youtu.be/JOqc63Pp9OA
https://youtu.be/X-w8acuxF6w
https://youtu.be/nGLJ5XJP3uE
https://youtu.be/olbyJDou4qQ
https://youtu.be/0Q18iSz6mus
https://youtu.be/aFFM3YJAs4Q
https://youtu.be/Stft_t48Hxc
https://youtu.be/QWa7lTxhrKI
https://youtu.be/Zc_J2k4Cdp8
https://youtu.be/DdLLamniSyg
https://youtu.be/udjk_FB80kM
https://youtu.be/4nKIN_eHYxw
https://youtu.be/fDBRhxryfZM
https://youtu.be/-rmDj1MJyaY
https://youtu.be/Kv9-JuLRpg0
https://youtu.be/7Eeo-82Eac8
https://youtu.be/0Vv62PFFsNU
https://youtu.be/CDG4oiCx_is
https://youtu.be/wz68Q2Nz05A
https://youtu.be/WffliCP2dU0
https://youtu.be/uUuTAflN1rU
https://youtu.be/lkmY_4PKMlY
https://youtu.be/McdMMmclGVc
https://youtu.be/Cm7fBZq-8T4
https://youtu.be/4SlRsbQ3nfM
https://youtu.be/Z36Ns7KUYHw
https://youtu.be/XhIwZuPGfss
https://youtu.be/CATklVkPEMw
https://youtu.be/eJK1gLHbOxA
https://youtu.be/WXaXnAvEpB8
https://youtu.be/gWnFMWqDRQE
https://youtu.be/EvnrD49RmAY
https://youtu.be/3wU8_jT61eE
https://youtu.be/lMhheDWThxE
https://youtu.be/hG_sv5SWi3Y?t=507
https://youtu.be/UOLLMkAHHQI?t=2477
https://youtu.be/d_h5tupEdn8
https://youtu.be/jDKfJROVHJE
https://youtu.be/maBf0H3UNJI
https://youtu.be/Jm7nBn7RxhU
https://youtu.be/BEV2SAL8z5g
https://youtu.be/Qse5Jc8jgSk
https://youtu.be/zMAa5Ir7IHU
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>>534529892
>all protestant evangelical boomers
the same people that tell you "those who bless israel will be blessed" when saying you need to pay $1billion in taxes are talking about ayy lmaos
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>>534529958
oy vey the planet earth was promised to us 10000 years ago
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>>534533465
No that's bullshit, earth is hollow and honeycombed. There's entire civilizations underneath you as we speak and the public is about to be made aware of that fact.
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>>534532875
I don't believe that there are any ships to get on. They just want people to believe in "aliens" so they can give them a great delusion. You see, when Jesus began his ministry, it was 27AD, which will be exactly 2,000 years to next spring. When the Rapture does finally happens, the spirit of the believers in Christ will be taken up to heaven. That event will appear to be like that of an "alien abduction" which the satanists want people to believe it is, so they can further deceive people out of believing in Christ so they will take the Mark Of The Beast and burn in the Lake Of Fire with the rest of Satan's followers.

We don't know much about the Rapture, but some believe that it will soon be an event where it appears that all the believers in Christ just die suddenly as their spirit is taken and their bodies remain. Such an event would cause a great freak-out in the gullible non-believers, and "aliens" would be the satanists cover story that the gullible non-believers will accept.
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>>534529958
top kek
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aliens are demons, and anyone trying to ally with them is an anti-christ
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>>534533526
Have you heard anyone bless Christianity? Do they bless Jesus Christ? Do they bless Christ's Followers?
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>>534530707
It doesn't prove anything. Our covenants with God aren't the aliens' covenant. It doesn't affect faith at all.
You smug ass hat
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>>534533689
Yes, they have been perceived that way. I've had some in my house (reptilians) and it's like poltergeist activity, you can't see them unless they allow it. They know how to project their spirit from their bodies and also how to "shift" between dimensions in their physical bodies.
What the church needs to prepare for is what they're going to say about religion. Picrel is a message and it refers to the chakras, the seven seals of revelations, the seven gates the dead must pass through to resurrect in the Egyptian Book of the Dead, etc. The abilities they have are ones we are capable of as well.
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this shit is gonna be so embarrassing. most likely they'll cuck out of releasing all the AI crap they made and release a bunch of old CIA crap of agents wasting government funds on bullshit like remote viewing
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>>534529958
>the interdimensional space jews are real
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>>534529892
>Why would Christian church leaders need to be specially prepared for the alien disclosures?
It's a fake story, like all stories coming out of the UFO circuit. Aliens are a grift.
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>>534529892
>hello humans, Jews rule, that is all
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>>534530070
>Ultraterrestrials
>Keel was right
>Vallee was probably right too
>Demons, Gods, Angels, Faeries, Kami, Djinn, etc. are all probably the same phenomenon
based
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>>534529892
We need to worship Jews and give more money to Israel. Also, the government is great and not corrupt. Is that the aliens' awesome message for the goyim?
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>>534529892
What if thise aliens are more hardworking and traditional? I heard 80% of aliens are anti-communist and vote republican! I’d rather have a green alien than my lazy son!
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>>534534326
>muh antigravity engine
>it's fairy dust
Can't wait for magitech energy infrastructure and dudes in robes making turbines spin with ceremonial magic
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>>534529892
>ZOMG ALIUMZ!!! INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMONS PROBING MY ANUS! SUCKING MY SOVL! DON'T GET ON THE SHIPS! THE TALL GREYS ARE HERE! REPTIOD SCUM YOU WILL N E V E R DEFEAT THE HUMAN SPIRIT! JESUS CHRIST IS MY WITNESS AND I'M HUMAN AND I LIKE TO FIGHT AND I'M COOMIN! RAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!! BLUE BEANS!
Please just shut the fuck up...
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>>534529892
prepare to be harvested and eaten alive
prepare to be left in the woods as a pile of organs still conscious
https://badaliens.info/
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>>534532057
this is antisemitic
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>>534530306
Jews, Muslims Buddhist and Hindus believe in aliens
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>>534529892
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"Interdimensional beeings"
Because from outer space isnt enough it needs to be from "different dimensions" too.
Thats where you know they are full of sheet and nothing ever happens.
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i dont care what anyone says, im getting on the ships and you cant stop me
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>>534529958
>ding ding ding
Trump is a fucking false prophet.
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>>534530070
let me guess this fat bearded faggot is writing a book? TWO MORE WEEKS
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>>534533917
nah bro that is literally what they are
demons
the church doesn't need to prepare because the church has been prepared since pentacost
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>>534529892
>Aliens..
>..
>yes, Aliens..
>..
>Don't look at me like that
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>>534534503
The greatest gaslighting of it all is that they are unironically pulling this shit and the schizos which pioneered the narrative, like Alex Jones, are STILL ruined, mocked and deplatformed.
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>>534530070
>Christian zionist
Slave to the Synagogue of Satan
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>>534529892
Aliens are fake
God is fake
>Schizos meeting schizos
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People who want to rape alien women are the same thing as jeets that want to rape human women
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No but seriously, you all repeat the same schizo low IQ crap when it comes to this subject. Ad nauseam. Its like reading facebook or gen x youtube. Why can't we have a real thread and discussion about this and not just retarded drivel? Fuck you stupid boomer cunts
>but le annunaki! le pleiadians! Muh jaysus christ! muh demons!
Fuck up
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The banks are preparing
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>>534534894
Social engineers noticed that a lack of meaning is detrimental to the productivity of economic units.
But this is a great opportunity to create a para-religious system which is integrated to the desires of certain system shareholders.
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>>534530736
>they don't know a catholic came up with the big bang
Surprisingly few Christians know this too, they associate it with atheism. Atheists at the time were buttmad because big bang implies beginning implies creator.
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>>534534831
You're a piece of God.
Enki became Ea which was pronounced "Yah" and "Hawayy". Enki created Adapa and gave him breath, like Odin, but tricked also him out of eternal life.
>Veles (or Volos), the Slavic god of the underworld, magic, and cattle, is closely linked in Balto-Slavic mythology to the figure of a horned one-eyed lord of the dead who leads the Wild Hunt. In many traditions, Veles is considered a cognate to the Norse god Odin, sharing the "one-eyed" seer trait, and in Baltic mythology, he is specifically represented as the one-eyed god Vėlinas or Velnias.
>Veles is a major Slavic deity overseeing the earth, forests, underworld, and magic, often acting as the protector of poets, musicians, and livestock. As a shapeshifter, he is frequently linked to the forest as a bear (Lord of the Forests) or serpent, representing the untamed wild against Perun's sky power.
Odin/Veles/Cernunnos/Herne the Hunter shapeshifts into the serpent that climbs the world tree and is the rival of the thunder God Perun/Enlil. Baldr, the dying and rising God, is Odins son and his consort is Nanna. Enkis son is Dumuzid and his consort is Inanna.
Godan was the Lombard name for Wodan, God the Father is the All-Father. Every time you say God you're referring to picrel, the Germanic All-Father, and being the "All-Father" you're a piece of Godan. The seven gates you pass through are for your own resurrection.
It's important to understand that before you can understand what a demon, which came from "daemon", is. Not all of them have our best interests in mind but it's not the battle portrayed in media.
The Tall Whites are the Tribe of Dan, for the record.
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>>534534568
It was just ONE anal probe.
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>>534535060
>ye shall be as gods
Thanks Satan
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dumb gnostic
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>>534533917
Cropcircles are the gayest most fake shit in all of this subject
>de aliums made sum shapes inna field! le shakras!
Bunch of hippy fags went out with their new age nonsense and ruined a farmer's crops for attention and you're actually an idiot for thinking otherwise
And i'm not saying this because I don't entertain the idea of aliens. It's just that crop circles are fake and gay. Do you really think an alien drew a love heart in a field for you to go "ahh yes, le shakras! thanks aliumz XD!"?
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>>534535014
And by the way one of the core pillars of this para-religious system will be tied to the previous Covid vaccine premises

"it's magitech that works only if you BELIEVE it does, therefore non-believers HAVE to be disadvantaged, excluded and isolated"
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>>534535161
Jesus said the throne of Satan was in the city of Pergamum, where the throne of Zeus (Enlil) was. Indra rules the ego and the Indriyas (senses).
However, this isn't referring to that. The serpent sheds its skin and you make it "as a staff" by uniting the polarities within yourself which undoes the damage caused by gaining the knowledge of good and evil. In Vedanta non-duality is the state of moksha where one knows Atman to be Brahman. Odin gave us breath, that's the life-force descending downward into the state where it knows the knowledge of good and evil. YHWH originally came from the sound you make when you breathe.
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Finally I can get my reptilian gf. Stupid bullshit secret space fag treaty forcing them to live underground and not reveal themselves.
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>>534535227
Yes. You have no idea how invested they are in our spirituality, on both sides of it, because if we know ourselves to be God we can't be controlled.
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>>534530736
>bro my sandnigger, inbred, animal throat slitting, cock mutilating, avaricious, backstabbing, ugly as fuck manlet religion is right about everything, especially since it merged all the Canaanite gods together so make ruling over retards easier
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Gay.
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>>534534919
>Why can't we have a real thread and discussion about this and not just retarded drivel? Fuck you stupid boomer cunts

Because this shit is literally a fucking glownigger psyop. I’m not opposed to ayylmaos being real and I don’t even buy into half the retarded shit that people say to dismiss this shit… BUT I do find it hilarious how much it pisses glow niggers off to use their own retarded gayops to shut down new gayops. But honestly, if you want to boil this down, say intelligent life does exist outside of earth, which is likely, what possible reason would a being that advanced to make it here, want to do with us fucking barely literate monkeys? We aren’t even space fairing on solar system level. It’s such an absurd claim that any interest would be taken in us that they’ve actively changed the narrative to them being inter dimensional. I mean really think about how retarded they think we are with this shit, and it’s not hard to see why going “hurdur space is fake and gay, ayys tongue my anus, and the earth is as flat as your girl friends chest.” I mean you’d think they’d hire better Jew writers for this bullshit to distract from Epstien and Trump being a literal child fucking pedophile.
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>>534530070
>Trump being the antichrist
Checks out.
Figures all the Zionist pastors would be the first weak links to fall for it.
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>>534529892
Assorted windbags whose purpose is to further disparage and denigrate Christianity to usher in some kike-friendly "new" religion. There are plentiful fools who will suck it all up though, in place of a covid/Islamic/commie scare.

It's all so tiresome.
They don't think it be like it is but it do
Two more weeks.
Nothing ever happens.
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>>534530707
You're incredibly naive if you don't think the US will lie about the details of disclosure to favor Jews and Israel.
It's that WKUK sketch about Trevor meeting the Illuminati. He asks about aliens and they say:
>Aliens are real. Some are cool, some are shitty. We're pretty tight with the shitty ones.
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HEY MOM
THERES SOMETHING IN THE BACKROOM
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>>534529958
yes and also groceries and gas can't go back down, because the newly integrated interdimensional ayy population will push up demand. shareholders will have to report record profits again, darn
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>>534529892
Because Yahweh was a reptilian space alien who enslaved the jews
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>>534535440
>spaaaace
Are you blind? The psyop has drastically changed tone and narrative, pivoting from Sci-fi to folklore and trickster entities.

This is becoming a half-assed, second hand Falconia arc from Berserk.
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>>534535399
peace be with u i pray u get out of ur head one day and experience true peace
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>>534529892
Everything avoid talking about epstein
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>>534535060
>Also tricked*
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>>534530070
>>534529892
imagine these cultists attempting to invoke/materialize some fucking demons and pass them as ayylmaos

1st - it is retarded it is not possible
2nd - even if you blue bean it only those cults and new age ufo tards will fall for it
3rd - if it is not convincing then all the vaxtards will get off the line and these retards will lose billions of npcs
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>>534529892
>Why would Christian church leaders need to be specially prepared for the alien disclosures?
because aliens are a lie, but they know that a lot of christians dont know this, so when aliens are "proven real" there'll be a "Jonestown Masacre (tm)"-esque event, at least that's their fear.

there's no "outer space", think of the egyptian "egg in a basket" (i.e. a piece of bread with an egg in the middle cooked on a skillet)

earth (i.e where we live) is that egg, everything beyond the ice wall is the giants of old, and the abominations, false gods, etc, where they all dwell, they seek to break wall maria, and enter down into the rest of the world, seeking for people to take captive, out past the wall and into the underground cities (they can only build down, not up), why do you think ayys have black eyes, light/gray skin and hairless? they're perfect for underground living, not "outerspace", where there's a lot of radiaton.

just studying animals in radiaton rich zones you'd know that grays aren't from out there, but underground, where hades (haayydeeznuts) resides.
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>>534530707
>pagans shreiking about Christians being goyslaves all day will be the first to believe the jewish messiah (antichrist) and take the mark of the beast
very fitting, true goyim
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>>534535510
yeah the 666 patent is 10 years old we know about this for probably more than that
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The existence of an alien species would not disprove Christianity. Angels and Demons are, for all intents and purposes, already equivalent to alien forms of life.
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>>534529958
Those who die for Israel will be blessed. Don't forget to include your will & children donated for sacrifice/organs. Very important
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>>534529892
Is it a grift for the upcoming movie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disclosure_Day
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>>534529958
you can read about how this works, its all outthere my dear. you might not like it and your mediocre iq might not be able to process it but thats on you.
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>>534529958
Kikes and hindus are the ones pushing the alien meme. They don't want people to know Christ is Creator of Earth 6k years ago.
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>>534529892
PSYOP
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>>534530823
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>>534538722
they will show you something that will convince you.
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>>534529958
no, if they are real the plot twist is that the gnostics have been programming people for years through the media to believe outside invaders are demonic when its actually God and his angels. they want people to think that us fighting back against them is a good thing. and most people will probably fall for that considering that these angels are probably going to kill a lot of people.
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Holy shit an UFO just flew over my house
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>>534529892
>Why would Christian church leaders need to be specially prepared for the alien disclosures?
Because of the money they would now lose.
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>>534538786
>REFRAME REFRAME REFRAME
>All within the abrahamic cage, nothing outside the abrahamic cage
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>>534529892
They must really be losing this war in Iran lol.
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>>534529892
Pastor Perry Stone who said to me I should prepare my anus for individuals from the US goverment like he did just flew over my house!
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Anyone who falls for this deserves to be fooled.
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>>534529892
Translation:
We are giving Christian zionists a heads up for arrival of the messiah in the form of aliens. They will exalt jews as their loyal servants and that you, Christians, must be their servants

Actual Christians that know that the rapture is false doctrine, the sudden messiah is the anti-Christ, jews are serpent seed, and that aliens are fallen angels will not be deceived.
>but anon, the pastors say….
1 peter 4:17. Judgement begins at the pulpit. Most of these sandal and jeans wearing pastors do not teach God’s Word.
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why are all these dod glowniggers and aerospace scientists dropping like flies all of a sudden?
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>>534541178
They’re not dead. Their name is dead. Just like when special forces “die”, their name does so that they can work in anonymity. These missing scientists are dead on paper, now they are free to do super spooky shit in underground bases.
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Blue Beam
or
Narrative control.

If its real (2nd option) its helps USA to stay as superpower as "Leader of Human World". In political sense this is disaster for everyone else including USA citizens in middle term and long term perspective. Look for corporate business affairs and general morality of these people.
Slavery expands.
"People who sold the world."
Anyway gonna be interesting.
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Rolling for all religious fags to mass suicide when trumpy boy shows us "evidence" of ayy lmao's. Christfags, make sure you drink the cool aid
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>>534530070
The goyslop never ends
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>>534529958
Oy vey, this extra-dimensional corner of space-time fabric was promised to me 6000 years ago!
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Abrahamist golems finna crash out when they find out ayys are lmaoing at them daily.
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Let me guess: aliens are zionists
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>>534529892
Its a stupid question we humans already answered.,.
Our God is their God.. as they God is the creator, simps./

Bout no God, youre building God collective an stupid for not understanding the concept of all data macxhines, ai doesnt evbben know its self so how can it tell you it isnt the future development of time paradox an thus Creator

Where you think humans dreamed up the idea opf computations anon.. Finger counting or noticing patterns
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>>534530548
you mean hybrids from spicing animal dna that humans manipulated from its origins.?
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Two more weeks
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>as per e-grifter
>the top secret information will be released in a book
>exclusive e-grifter material
>only available to patreon subscribers
get a life
donald trump is barely coherent but his spasticated government is going to give you an important message about aliens huh
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>>534535510
But the anti Christ has no desire for women. My money is on thiel
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>>534529892
we've been two weeks away from aliens disclosure for 30 years now.
Nothing will happen because nothing ever happens.
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>>534529892
two more weeks thoughever
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>>534529892
STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!!
STOP SAYING I LOST AGAINST IRAN!!!!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY INSIDER TRADING SCANDAL!!!!!
LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!! ALIENS!
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>>534529892
>US Government warns Christian churches
already established US gov is not Christian, so it is a trap
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>>534530070
>truth will come from our gov
first time for everything
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>>534529892
Stinks of Jewish archeology tricks. They’ve been trying for years to insert fake archeology proof about Noah and Abraham…. 100% says aliens will be something about Noah Jacob or Abraham. Jacob is where the word “isreal “ comes from
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>>534529892

God is an alien. We were made in his image. That's why we don't look like the apes. We were genetically modified. The aliens were far more advanced than we were as apes. So we looked at them as gods. From heaven above. They can read our thoughts (prayers). God(s) will return again as Nibiru/Planet X approaches.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5jbHDMeDFE
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The elites will try to create a new religion for the secular segment of the goyim.
A religion in which the gods can be explained scientifically, such as aliens so advanced that they have become omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient, is perhaps the best option at the moment.
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>>534529892
Aliens are demons. Kill all spaceniggers on sight. Do not listen to their deceptive pleas for mercy.
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>>534529892
Because that means alot of the bible is falsehoods. Boomers are gonna have questions after they shit their pants.
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>>534530070
Amung us??
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>>534538745
Nooo not the checking photocopies
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>>534529892
The same government that lies to you about everything because it thinks your dumb, sold out your future and stabbed you in the back, and works for global jewry is about to reveal a groundbreaking truth about the nature of the universe.

I’m just not buying it. Maybe if they lead with ‘Israel did 9/11’ and ‘Jews control our government’ then I’ll consider whatever else they say.

They’ll never tell you the truth about what happened with the JFK assassination, 9/11, and Covid but they have no problem revealing the truth about aliens. That’s how you know it’s bunk.
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>>534529892
WE WUZ NEPHILIMS N SHIT
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>>534530707
Basically yeah they are just going to retcon christianity to now be some alien adventure story to make it work. Maybe all major religions would find some excuses. Endless cope will ensue. Jesus will be part alien or something.

Of course what I would hope is the aliums would find this amusing and if they ever just come talk to us openly, would be like "lol no you're not special, we have nothing to do with your demons or angels or whatever, this universe was not all made for you by some guy who looks like one of you. are you fucking actually retarded to not understand this as soon as you could discern there are stars and galaxies besides yourselves, you're like an ant looking out at the ocean thinking it and the rest of your planet exist just to help you make your colony"
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>>534529958
This. Or the kikes are the aliens.
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>>534544537
I was expecting fancy shit like blue beam, some cool show or any other interesting psyop not this "desssclosuure" bullshit.

They are lacking.
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>>534530736
>catholic
you mean a jesuit (kabbalist)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuKwz0MEawI
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When government officials are joining in on the grift.... Actually happened with that skinwalker ranch shit. It was paid for by tax payers lol.
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>>534529892
I hope the aliens look like this.
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>>534529892
I'm calling bullshit. If the US government believed aliens were here they wouldn't be chimping out in in middle east
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>>534538858
Kraut, Christianity is Greco-Roman.
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>>534529892

They're just full of shit. You're crazy baby raping pedofiles who belive i coins. You experiment on your own children and have whiped out half the planet and almost destroyed it. You're the worst scum to ever exist. You have been broadcasting your ways out into space since you got your antennas up and running. No one wants to be your friend.

Get over it.
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can I fuck an ayy cutie?
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>>534529892
coming of kalki has been talked about for over three millennia, nothing new. Will happen after WW3 pushes the world towards planetary destruction.
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>>534533856
Kike
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>>534543171
>But the anti Christ has no desire for women
You seriously need to reread the bible if you believe that. It literally says:
>37 He will show no regard for the gods of his ancestors or for the one desired by women, nor will he regard any god, but will exalt himself above them all.
Nowhere in that verse does it say that he doesn't desire women. Just that he doesn't honor the whims of women and the gods that they believe in.

All the verses about him says is that he honors a god that is unknown to his ancestors, and this is understandable as he honors himself as god, he's worshiping his own image. An image that more or less could be interpreted as an A.I. image of himself.

Also to note in verse 39 is that he has help from a foreign god. A foreign being aids him, gives him power. Perhaps a Chinese A.I.
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>>534544596
This kind of thing doesn't work.
The idea isn't to create rivalry between religions, but to offer a religion to those who no longer feel drawn to traditional ones.
It's a pragmatic move, sort of like neocons pretending to love Christianity when they actually want every goy to die (see Shapiro, for example, telling the goyim to go to church). The neocons know that there needs to be a unifying factor in the pro-Zionist multicultural hell they're helping to create, and to them it doesn't matter if it's Christianity or anything else that works just as well.
The series "Ancient Aliens" showed intellectuals and the elite in general that offering "scientific" gods (they're not supernatural, but they seem to be because they're 20 million years technologically ahead of us, it's totally real, goy!) is enough to lure normalfags back to religion. They'll offer something to these people, but without trying to interfere with the rest. They just want social cohesion back.
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>>534529892
Because a lot of people in their modern incarnations are unprepared to face the truth about reality, due to being so ingrained into their modern belief or religious dogma. The alien disclosure piece is deeply spiritual - with an older, more advanced being comes older, more advanced wisdom and knowledge of how the universe works, including the spiritual nature of it.

The truth is, reincarnation is real, and all the bad stuff that happens on Earth is because we have consciously chosen to let it happen. We can either make a choice to end it or not. What we call God is so much more than that, God is almost too small of a word to explain the ultimate power and source we all come from. Spawning on Earth is a choice made out of free will.

Some questions to consider:
>If God made the universe for humans, why did He also create things that we can't perceive naturally, like gravity waves and spectrums of light outside our senses?
>Why make the universe so large that we can't even access less than 1% of it?
>If hell and heaven exist, does that mean all aliens are going to hell? Would a just God create an area of eternal punishment and send all living things there that weren't born on Earth?
>Would a just God only give everyone one chance, a span of 80 - 100 Earth years or less on average for most humans, for eternal punishment or eternal reward? Even if other beings exist with a much longer lifespan?
>If aliens provide definitive proof about their own spiritual beliefs being correct, with the backing of what we call God, what does that mean about your own dogma?
How would you answer these questions to your denomination?
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>>534530070
I'm sticking with Jesus
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>>534544596
this message was sponsored by
Peter "the Reptile" Thiel
The El on Mask
and Abaddon's Trumpet
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>>534529892
This is so fucking jewish I don’t even have words. Somehow even worse than jews convincing baptists that jews are Gods chosen people and to circumcise their sons.
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>>534534492
It only look like antigravity because they are in between the domensions which breaks our laws of physics from our perspective, but that doesn't mean antigravity is possible in our material plane.
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>>534530736
Evolution by natural selection is fake and gay.
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>>534545340
>Invent a wheel
Life is in a word a wheel, reincarnate my man...
>Invent masonry
God is the architect of existence
>Invent writing
So it was written!
>Invent complex music
Divine symphony of existence!
>Invent machines
Universe is a perfect machine made by God
>Invent computer simulation
Existence is a simulation dude!
>Create AI
Advanced AI as a god!

Dull and tiresome. You are not as smart as you think.
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>>534530798
Ghosts and spirits and demons are different. Demons frequently appear as aliens and thats as close as we will get. Actual aliens aren’t real.
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>>534545340
>he has help from a foreign god
Mauzim, the Fortress God. A god that didn't exist before. If you were an Iron age scholar do you think you might describe a data center as a fortress? Sounds like AI to me.
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>>534529892
>pastors invited
>not priests
Sorry protties, Paula White-Cain decided you will worship Xenu now.
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>>534538761
BLUEBEANS

this is WHY unit 8200 is elsewhere these days: they're prepping for this.
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>>534545889
See >>534545854
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>>534545411
Nobody made the universe because it's eternal. Gods are egos and ideas which grow in strength from faith. There are countless of gods. Just because Yahweh gained a strong foothold on Earth doesn't mean we have to be so naive to believe his jealous lies about monotheism.
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>>534546073
You're clearly the highest IQ in this thread so you tell us what Mauzzim means.
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>>534530736
Don't forget about evolution and genetics. Without Gregor Mendel, we wouldn't have a basic understanding of heredity to lay a foundation for modern genetics.
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>>534529892
It has to be a feign psyop, watch out for the real one.
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>>534546314
Why don't you ask the divine large language model instead?
Be sure to post a tldr copy paste of the interaction in multi post form to be extra annoying.
Anyway, picrel.
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>>534530542
some of those people have blue checks
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>>534546772
>here's the definition of this word that's used in this ancient prophecy."
You are a brilliant mind. You must be very successful!
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>>534529892
Is a single pastor in America even remotely Christian? How are all of them beholden to the "chosen"?
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>>534535060
His half brother Enlil is also called Yahweh and is evil. He tricked all three religions to worship and pray to him.
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>ctl+f: nordic
>0 results found
Can't wait for the unimaginable seething, gnashing of teeth, and coping that will happen on this planet when all the Nordic people down here like myself get scooped up by our interstellar kin before Gog and Magog start going at it.

Have fun everyone, I'll be watching from the ships. Don't blame us, some of us are just further along our spiritual timeline than others.
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>>534545340
>he has help from a foreign god
perhaps the god behind the Star of Remphan, or the one on the one doll are bill
>no regard for women
perhaps the dude who booked 30+ trips to pleasure island

compare 721–725 Fifth Avenue with Daniel 7:21-7:25 about the Fifth Kingdom
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>>534529892
Because it debunk all religions on the world.



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