Just bought a new lithium ion battery for my laptop. How do I figure out if Mossad put a bomb in it or not?
>>534532261Whisper>Sabra hummus sucks And see if it blows your face off
>>534532261>buying batteriesGood goy slave.
>>534532261Hold it next to a muslim babies head for 5 minutes If it explodes you and Israel win If it doesn't Israel lost
The kikes can upload software onto your devices that can convert all their batteries into bombs, retard.
>>534532446No they can’t. That’s just kike PR. You mutts really have to stop ascribing spooky powers to jews. You view them like omniscient gods. >we’re in your walls nigga we can read your thoughtsLol fuck off
>>534532446Regular battery explosions aren't really lethal thoughbeit https://youtu.be/t165hgPjqG8?si=FLX9xmyTY2C2Dxm4
>>534532261I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>534532261Do you post here? Are you jewish? If the answers are "yes" and "no", then yes, Mossad gave you a spicy laptop.
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