Aliens are gonna make you worship them as new pantheon, they gonna soon invade Earth and destroy entire cities with lasers and cosmic viruses only chosen ones will survive this cataclysmic event
>>534534132Don't care Ban usury
>>534534132That's cool and all but where are the epstein files???
>>534534132I hate this faggoty way of writing where you can't tell if the bank is urging people or was urged by someone.
>>534534132This endless fake>muh aliens dissclosure 2 more weeks Shit is so bizzare. Whats even the point?
I am fairly certain that today's survivors of a nuclear attack would probably rationalize that it was either angels or aliens because everyone knows bombs aren't that big and someone would have seen a bomb that big if they snuck it into their city.
>>534534132So, they afraid that aliens will show to humans that meme with the galaxy and you're here paying taxes for pedophiles or what?
>>534534651If you weren't ESL it's clear.Some retard who has got into a position of power; e.g. parliament is urging the bank to make a plan.
>>534534132Good.
>>534534132Nah. But maybe we will empty our mothership's septic tank over Warsaw.
If ayylamos are real whats their end game? What interest they have in us?
>>534534732IA slop
>>534534931They would have already done whatever they planned on doing. They have probably known about us forever if faster than light observation/communication is possible
>>534534132all this just to distract from Epstein. crazy
The threat of aliens will unite us
>>534534132Im going to invoke some hildawg for this one.WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
>>534534132Cool I guess? But unless they want me to pair up with an ayyywaifu or go on some interstellar mission for them, why should I care?>oh no we aren't alone>oh no we're not the most intelligent beings in the entire fucking universe...ok, and?
>>534534132the aliens are going to offer to save us from an uninhabitable earth. they will load us on the ship. they will take us far away. they will kill us all. they will keep the planet. rip bozo.
>Trump holds press conference on alien disclosure >Trump reveals that there are 15 million illegal aliens in the US >Asks for more ICE fundinghopefully ice will get new machine guns
>>534534132>Oh my god goys! Look! Aliens are real and totally not just bullshit we made up!>Whoah look what the leader of the aliens said! You should worship jews and have a gay race communist one world government? That's such a coincidence because we were trying to do that already!>So like...Give up any resistance and do what we say or else the (((aliens))) will get you, silly subhuman goys!
>>534534132this is getting interesting
>>534540811Just remember that as long as you are in the flesh, Jesus Christ has not returned. When this kicks off, we may see some cool supernatural shit, but it’s only the anti-Christ. Aliens are just fallen angels that work for him.