What is your favourite war?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_conflicts_in_Europe
>>53454445913-14th century wars between Lombard or Tuscan city states were kino. They were almost high fashion displays with very few dead. Basically the one with the most beautiful horses, armours and flags won and the adversary immediately conceded with a sport-like spirit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guidoriccio_da_Fogliano_at_the_Siege_of_Montemassi
>>534544459Emu War
>>534544459Im just going to say WW2. Other wars are cool, but ww2 is just peak kino.
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>>534544459Seven Years War and Frederick the Great kicking Habsburg's ass. This actually how I play my Total War games. Surrounded by niggers and kikes but I always end up on top. Tech, steady income and also small but efficient/quality army. I might have been Frederick the Great on my previous life.
>>534545111Claims to European history AND heresy against Islam. You, sir, are 114% Turkish.
>>534544720That was the age mercenaries learned they could cooperate to fuck over their client, by working together as a carnival troupe. They would orchestrate choreographed battles and fake sieges, and turn around at moments of opportunity
The Burgundian wars with the Swiss bringing down a great power with a fully mobilized well equipped "great power" type army were part of 3 centuries of often absolute infantry badassery at the limits of what soldiers and infantry formations can do in the era before guns became actually very effective.
>>534544459War of the Roses.
>>534544459None
>>534544459The punic war
>>534545672Faggot white flag waving french.
>>534545689Which one?
>>534545268I also like 2nd Schleswig War. German Confederation fascinates me. There was a Danish TV show called 1864. I couldn't watch all episodes but battle scenes were great. >Howitzer
>>534544459The one that ended with the destruction of the Jews temple by Titus and Vespasian
>>534545733Number 3, the finale
>>534545771>When you challenge Prussia to a war (dybbøl)https://youtu.be/lk7GyNhE2Aw?si=Oaff5KyTziRZQgQB
>>534545303>warrior larp in full dress>paidBased
>>534544459Winter War :D
Basic pick but I've been getting into reading about WW1. Making my way through one about Verdun then I have a follow up book on the Somme. Might try and look some out that aren't about the Western Front.Crazy that anyone bogged down in the fighting I've been reading about could come home and live a normal life again.
I must say the triple invasion by frogs, brits and some germs of the Netherlands in 1672 was kino because in the end we managed to beat them back and our navy was godtier.
>>534545303correct. a sort of WWF of the time just way more elegant and kino.
>>534544459All of them.
>>534545689Good shitImagine seeing the sacking of carthage with your centurionbros
>>534544459Battle of Cadia
>>534545843Top kek. Well played, Sweden.
ukraine war because I get to see slavnigger agony in hd4k
>>534546013Yeah rolling in and slaughtering a bunch of child sacrificing freaks would be pretty good
The Riff war.
>>534544459middle class commoners defeat nobles/elitesthe best part is when they refused to capture nobles for ransom and simply killed themhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Golden_Spurs
>>534546178No amount of gore posts changes the fact that ukraine continues to lose, NAFOID tranny
>>534544459>In 80 AD, Flavius Josephus recorded the first known incident of mooning. >Josephus recorded that in the procuratorship of Ventidius Cumanus (48-52 AD), at around the beginning of the First Roman–Jewish War, a soldier in the Roman army mooned Jewish pilgrims at the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem who had gathered for Passover, and "spake such words as you might expect upon such a posture" causing a riot in which youths threw stones at the soldiers, who then called in reinforcements—the pilgrims panicked, and the ensuing stampede resulted in the death of ten thousand Jews
>>534544459WW2 by a long shot
None. Fuck war.
Deutschland vs poland & Deutschland vs france.
>>534544459The format wars
the munster rebellion, before the amish were pacifistshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnster_rebellion
>>534544459One I do not have to fight.
>>534544759Which side were you guys on? Also hardly anything kino about zog winning.
>>534554968I have it on good authority that zog wins every war and war is nevertheless full of kino
>>534555403>zog wins every warok jew.
Arminius commanding germanic tribes v. Rome empire (he won)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_campaigns_in_Germania_(12_BC_%E2%80%93_AD_16)
>>534544459The October Revolution. No war but class war.
