>>534545350Red obviously, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>534545350If you vote for red you have a 0% chance of getting killed but you vote for blue it's 50/50. Only an idiot would vote for blue.
>>534545350im sure both candidates wont cheat, rig, or otherwise tamper with the election process in any way...
>>534545350Red so I dont get murdered.
>>534545350I don't want to die, red.
Its funny how RED (niggers) frame the question everytime in their favor. Nop Op though.The original question can be, de facto, broken down to:>Blue button does nothing>Red button does somethingOnly a nihilist, sociopath, nigger or a pseudo-intellectual would pick red. Or to combine them all into one beeing an US-American.
>>534545350Ill assasinate both
>>534545350I will vote for whoever hangs mr.Beast and all his faggots for spamming their retardness here.Unironically.
>>534545350>don’t push either button>dieWow this is actually a massive dunk on non voters
>>534545350If red actually did what he said, I would vote for redBut he won't because we're a nation of cuckolds who won't remove the biggest blight to our prosperity: liberals
>>534545350You are insane.
>>534545350>Pick a side, goyeim
>>534545350One is honest one is a lying son of a bitch and OP is as usual a faggot..
>>534545883Red guarantees you won't die in this scenario. You don't know how many people will vote blue. End of discussion.
>>534545350Buttons are not people, but the mental gymnastics bluetards will do to avoid facing the fact that they are indeed retarded are very entertaining.
>>534545350The only reason to choose blue is to try to save the complete idiots who didn't choose red from their own bad choice, in the process becoming one such idiot yourself.
>>534545350They're politicians. They both lie.Ergo: vote red.
>>534545350It would be more accurate to the button scenario to say blue will kill all his voters if he doesn't win.Blue is the only side making death threats.
The cool thing with the government is that all of the parties on on the same team.So you could close your eyes to vote. You're voting for all of them anyway in a uniparty.
Democrats actively and loudly discriminated against me in public campaigns based solely on my race and sex. I will never vote for them again.
>>534545883Of course the bluetard that misses the point entirely formats his retarded blatherings with reddit spacing.It is not a simple binary choice you total fucking moron. The result factors in the choices of other people, not just yourself. You have to hope that everybody picks blue out of altruistic desire to prevent harm.The blue button does nothing - if enough people press it.Not everybody will. People are selfish. If enough of them pick the selfish option then it impacts you directly. The only way to be certain that no harm will befall you is if you push red.You might say "well then that means you're being selfish too". No, I'm being pragmatic. I am not doing anything to you. I am not forcing you to press either button. You taking an unnecessary risk is of no consequence to me, because I am already assured of my own fate.It is you, blue retard, who is making all the noise.If you're too stupid to understand that then you deserve to be culled.
>>534545350Blue kills everyone who voted for him if he doesn't win.
>>534546973Checked
>>534545350why do both candidates have massive boners?
>>534545545>Fear-based democracy
>>534545545>0%Kek, bootlicker
Now you’re adding politics into it?If you don’t vote for blue, it is you who are the enemy of mankind. It’s why Putin is the enemy of mankind. Nothing about democrats vs republicans though, MAGA not MIGA okay? The path to hell is littered with the blood of the libs. :D
>>534545350I would be the red one
>>534547371No, it's called hedging your bets and mitigating risk.
>>534545350>>534545883>Red button LITERALLY does nothing does nothing>As in that is literally its own description in the original problem, clearly stating nothing will happen to you>Meanwhile, Blue’s own description clearly states it will actually do something>Blueniggers with sub 85 IQ claim Red, the do nothing button, as doing something, and Blue, the do something button, as doing nothing>All these mental gynastics and 1984 tier Newspeaks just to justify their mental retardation and virtue signaling>Even in their own retardard analogy that flips what each button does, they forget that you don’t have to vote in a democracy and can vote for third party
>>534545350My choice depends entirely on what their other polices are. Blue might want to make nigger rape AIDS legal, in which case I would vote for red.
>>534545350Don't vote. It is a no brainer
>>534545350>The whole button dilemma actually plays out>Due to extreme luck, the vote is now 50/50 with 1 person left to vote>Its a toddler blue uses as a moral meatshield>The toddler not understanding the question presses redSo did the toddler kill half of all humanity, like how bluefags claim anyone that votes red is doing, or are bluefags just retards who gambled their own lives for no reason?
>>534545350> Liar vs a do nothing.
>>534545350All I am getting from this is that blue will kill everyone if he loses.
>>534545350>>534545350What are their other political stances?
>>534545350>he thinks there's a choice
>>534545350Blue. A world where red wins is not worth living in.
>>534545350If you vote red because you don't want to die, you might as well vote blue.I vote red because I want to see blue die.We are not the same.
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Red is for endless war with a religious zionists jew ass licker perspective, it might get you killed.Blue is for endless wars with a faggotry guuuuurl power woke jew ass licker perspective, it might also get you killed.For what I can see, you only are choosing the way you might get killed anon, at least if you vote blue you can pretend you are a woman (you'll never be one, by the way)
LOL the MAGA trash have reverted to full "both sides!" cope, because they're starting to get that they're paying for a $2 billion dollar a day war vs Iran on behalf of Israel.LMAO you voted for this, MAGA trash. choke on it.
>>534545350Reds pretty based. Dont let the enemy live in your society. Stop with this game of tug of war.
>if i win I won't kill anybodywhat about fetuses
>>534545350The Republican, clearly.So I guess blue.
>>534545350The red candidate is probably a chud who will turn the country into a corrupt nepotistic shithole.
Vote all blue Democrats OUT , no matter what. >simple rule.>unless you are getting free shit >or want your taxes to keep goig up
