>elephants dropping like flies under new director post-2004: three pachyderms dead by early years, last survivor shipped to sanctuary>hippo Puddles, 44yo legend, croaks day after sketchy relocation>rare giant elands (60k value) kill each other in botched quarantine>parakeets hit with psittacine beak-and-feather disease, zoo stays silent till press exposes it>black swans hyped on arrival, dead quick>chimps rotting in 1930s concrete grotto while "Great Ape Forest" bond millions evaporate>2006: Tatiana (Siberian tigress from Denver) mauls keeper Lori >Cal/OSHA fines zoo>Dec 25 2007 Christmas Day special>same Tatiana leaps 12.5ft wall concrete moat chips in her paws>three drunk teens >Tatiana escapes, kills Carlos Sousa>initial 911 "probably just some guy screaming">cops eventually drop her>first visitor death by escaped animal at accredited zoo>2011: squirrel monkey Banana Sam stolen, netting sliced>2014: baby gorilla Kabibe crushed by malfunctioning hydraulic door>2020: predator (suspected mountain lion) infiltrates kangaroo enclosure, kills three>2020: lemur stolen>2023: young penguin Handy Harry decapitated by guillotine door>2023: grizzly nearly mauls keeper after door failure>2025: silverback Oscar Jonesy dies during medical procedure (heart issues flagged)>2024 city audit/report: "extremely outdated," "dilapidated," enclosures fail welfare standards>kangaroo area no running water, visitor areas prioritized over animals>union drops no-confidence on director (toxic culture, neglect, nepotism)>bond money for upgrades funneled to visitor shit while animals sit in 90s-tier hell>mfw SF Zoo still shills "world-class conservation" while tigers escape, doors guillotine babies, predators break in, everything keeps dying>still begging for pandas
Leftards are not capable of taking care of themselves, much less of animalsLeftards are such shitty people is not even funny bros
>>534545673What race is the new "executive"?
>>534545900Black woman
Citizens United needs to be overturned. The DMCA needs to be overturnedThe Smith Mundt Axt revision needs to be rolled back. Lobbying needs to be much more tightly controlled.Anti trust law needs to be applied. Amazon has no business eating health care. Corruption needs to be punishable by life in prison at the very least
This makes me think of those lefties who wanted to start an alpaca farm and had no idea how to even keep them from dying.
>>534547044OK but multiple gorillaz have died at this zoo from doors closing on them
RIP Puddles. I meet dude as he chilled, submerged, motionless, not giving a single fuck about visitors.
im originally from SF, it was bad in the 90s too. zoo is in a really secluded area by some ghetto schools and a shopping mall. southern OB neighborhood is basically developed to imitate southern california beach towns and it predictably attracted a bunch of poor retarded niggers(not physically niggers mostly though, actually gooks and white boomers) who want to LARP like they live in malibu and neglect their neighborhood. so the zoo is a product of the neighborhood it's in
>>534547402It was Tenacious Unicorn Ranch for anyone interested.>Look it up>AI summarizes every mention of neglect as anti-trans harassment campaigns
>>534545783Tanya Peterson isnt a democrat. Keep trying to frame that boogeyman! Maybe next time boris.
>>534546840I HATE NIGGERS
>>534545673DEI rocks! I don't even need to try and research it. Colleges lowered requirements and businesses stopped hiring based on aptitude. The result? Failure. Just like we said. The solution? Lie.
>>534548390>this person in a leadership position in sanfran isn't a leftyi will believe it the moment you back it up with anything at all
>>534548577THERE IS NO COMPETENCY CRISISIT'S NORMAL FOR TECHNOLOGY AND ADVANCEMENT TO MAKE THINGS MORE EXPENSIVE, LONGER TO PRODUCE, AND LESS RELIABLE.got it, CHUD?
>>534545673How close is it to Levi Stadium? The players get injured there a lot and the Stadium is right next to a electrical substation, which people believe is the cause of the teams higher than normal injury rate
>>53454873443 miles, flyover-kun
>>53454873472 kilometers
can we float california and sell them to china yet?
>>534548683its not just competence. its evil. ppl used to do thing sbnot for money but for thing sto work out of civility. some random asian businessman with no attachment doesnt give a flying fuck. thats why in their countries they rule with iron fists
>>534549110I think they have trans employees at the zoo or satanists that experiment on the animals and or rape them
>>534548988I think trans and satanic employees rape the animals and kill them so they don't tell
>>534548624Yeahok. Just keep on make believing whatever you want faggot.
>>534545673Round up all the niggers and homeless into the enclosures instead and you will have a more entertaining zoo.
>>534545673Didn't the pandas go back to China and immediately start reproducing after being starved?
>>534545673Sad!But Israel need a missiles to kill children. Sorry.
>>534545673 They just need to bring in the LA fire departments diversity chief. Problem solved.
>>534551506>But muh IsraelI hope all those children die so I can mock you forever, and the spirit of Harambe will be channeled through my fists as I hammer your face for worshipping sandniglets over your own countrymen
>>534549744There's a heavy petting zoo out here but they have enough money not to starve gorillas to death. Just sounds like garden variety incompetence of having the first keeper with a lower IQ than their charges for diversity
