>Two Britons self-isolating in UK after leaving hantavirus cruise ship earlyhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9wepl8we90o>Political parties make final pitches ahead of key electionshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgzwdee72eo>Two people arrested after BBC asylum investigationhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg7p09p2evxo>Andrew Tate's civil rape trial will be heard 'as soon as possible', judge sayshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgzel4e1zdo>Fertiliser shortages will have ‘dramatic’ effect on global food prices, warns farming bosshttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/06/fertiliser-shortages-iran-war-global-food-prices-farming>Keir Starmer makes late pitch to voters turning to Greens and Reformhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/06/starmer-late-pitch-voters-labour-greens-reform-elections>Sudanese asylum seekers challenge Home Office rule changes for refugeeshttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/06/sudanese-asylum-seekers-challenge-home-office-changes-to-refugee-rules>Burnham sparks Labour anger with plan to appear at event alongside Greenshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/06/andy-burnham-labour-anger-appearance-greens-change-now
still voting for larry the cat, the only candidate who isn't a jew funded sellout
>>534577010Does he know?
>baked whilst getting spammedsee this is why threads are shit
A full cruise ship and only 2 British nationals? Sounds off, Home Office needs to be notified their could be GDP on board.
>>534577010larry could be a racist cat thoughhe could be a racist cat
>>534577109i hope so
The fact Starmer will go to incredible lengths to stay in power, and Labour think Raynor or Burham are the answer is truly bewildering.
>>534577073This thread will last into the AM, fuck it. If the janny cleans it up, go back, then come back here.
>>534577109I have the same reaction too to be fair.
>>534577156When he loses the next election he will possibly try a coo in order to protect democracy from the far right
>>534577243whatve pigeons got to do with elections?
Just ate Larry the cat t big dog
>>534576971>Two Britons self-isolating in UK after leaving hantavirus cruise ship earlyclearly this will end well
>>534577010
>>534576948>>534577014>>534577103Those stats are wrong because, as is hinted at the bottom, they use conviction data between 2021 and 2023, but the population data is from 2021, when the populations of Afghans and Eritreans (in particular) were lower.What happens when you take conviction data and combine it with population data which UNDERCOUNTS the true populations? You get a false, distorted, higher conviction rate. The Guardian explains this:>It is based on population statistics from 2021 but data for convictions between 2021 and 2023. That means the statistic is likely to be based on a significant underestimate of the number of Afghan and Eritrean nationals in the UK – meaning the comparison with British rates is unlikely to be 20 times as high. Immigration to the UK from Afghanistan has risen significantly since 2021 because of the Taliban’s return to power, while Eritrean migration has also risen due to wars in Eritrea, Sudan and Ethiopia.https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/aug/05/disputed-or-debunked-claims-about-migration-and-crime-ukDon't expect Reform or Restore to tell you the truth. These parties are run by multimillionaires and billionaires who are telling you to hate brown people so that you'll forget about taxing the rich.
>>534577373> isolating in central London Result
>>534577403lmao
>>534577403>Has Larry seen some shit?>Yes
>>534577458some rich people are brownand i hate rich people
Lads, your pedo glowies have been funding and organizing the IRGC, Hezbollah, Hamas and houties for the last 60 years to destroy Israel, but somehow Israel is still standing. Are your glowies really that incompetent? Kek.It's funny how fags constantly keep bringing back Kissinger's "prophecy" which expired 14 years ago. Lmao
mfw Wes Streeting launches his leadership bid after the results tomorrow
>>534577494in six weeks time people are gonna be like "why does every rat in london have human transmissible hantavirus now?"
>>534577567I dunno if I hate all rich people but I think the rich should pay their fair share in tax. Ethnicity is not important. If you have a white Brit and a black Brit with equal finances then they should pay the same amount in tax.
>>534577073where based janny go?
>>534577824>the rich should pay their fair share in tax.Fuck off poorfag. Everyone should pay an equal amount from their income; 15% no more.
Four out of five candidates in my ward are fucking Pakis, what the fuck man
>>534577998Seethe, jeet
THIS IS IT LADSTHIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE ENDTOTAL TORY DESTRUCTION, REFORM SURGE AND A GLORIOUS GOLDEN PATHWAY LEADING ALL THE WAY TO RESTORE. AND AFTER THAT? WHO KNOWS!TO THE STARS
>>534577998Enjoy your Commonwealth you retarded monarchist.
>BREAKING: Starmer surprise cancels local elections due to Hantavirus and declares martial lawIt's over
>>534577860>waaah janjan i cant handle based WS posting waaaaaahlmao!!
>>534577939And how often do you fellate billionaires?
>>534578074Calling me a jeet because I don't want Ahmed the goatfucker to rule in a historically working class,white town, truly 4d chess move
>>534578151yep Starmer is literally going to deploy the fucking hantavirus to stay in powerthis is where this is going right
Did any of you mongs actually get off your arses and campaign for Great Yarmouth First? Or did you just stay at home and whinge like bunch of soggy minge mops?
>>534578088>>534578088>AND AFTER THAT? WHO KNOWS!I know! The glorious Republican Party that will abolish the pedo monarchy is next after restore.
WS popping up is like whack-a-mole tbqh
>>534578270>saaarr paki badYour literally a jeet.
>hantavirus>self isolationgSeriously? They should be in a secure ward somewhere till they find out if they have the human transmissable strain
>>534578234I don’t fellate myself
>>534578460Something a jeet himself would say
>>534578336For the zero candidates they're running?
>>534578467apparently they disembarked earlier before this stuff happened and now they've gone into self-isolation after the factthere's still a good handful of british nationals on board
>>534578460>>534578528>paki vs jeetI’m entertainment.
Transalpine Redemptorists declared sede vacantis the other day
>>534578336£400 trainfarefuck that
walkable rabbitjust goes to israel no matter what
>>534578336>Did you canvass>For the Tory boy>MFW
>>534578528>no useethe jeet
>>534578482I doubt a billionaire would post on 4chan. If one did, hopefully they would recognise the importance of government-funded healthcare, food, and accommodation for people who don't have those things. The way you fund that stuff is by asking those with astronomical wealth (which they got through sheer luck anyway) to pay their fair share.
>>534578820wankable rabbitfor the resident furfags
based asmongold on for the next 3 hours come donate get the tnd pass its like kiwi farms but more lgbt friendly bosh!! walkable and WS approvedgang
I'm just looking forward to seeing Badenoch's face after her party gets anally obliterated tomorrow and she's doing the rounds saying it was "a bad night for us but rebuilding takes time and I'm determined to see the job through" blah blah
>>534578116The sun never sets
>>534578857>The way you fund that stuff is by asking those with astronomical wealth (which they got through sheer luck anyway) to pay their fair share.Careful there boi, you don't want to upset your kang, do you?
>>534579086Indeed, the sun never sets on jeet empire.
>>534579131I hope the UK will one day abolish the monarchy and replace them with an elected head of state
>>534578975u wot m8
>>534579180Why does Sir Sadiq make racists seethe so much
>>534579193gonna be so funny when charles does that before death and william utterly seethes about it
>>534579081I had to imagine the thought process of a Tory boy, but what were they legitimately thinking electing a Nigerian anchor baby to be the head of their party?One that's known to be retarded and late?
>>534579222Ulez
In just under a month I'll have been single for 11 years.
>>534578975Kike lover asmongold is hip? Okay kike
Would, to be quite honest with you.Just on the WOULD factor alone I would put money on her qualifyinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtvPmyT5Ibk
>>534579081Funnier still when they don't dare to oust her as leader
>>534579379>normieslopim done with /pol/ now
>>534579246Anyone worth their salt knew the position was essentially captain of the Titanic and stayed well away. I think they voted for her out of malice, just so they could take pleasure in watching her fail.
>>534579340Careful, that poster is a schizoid retard and he will seethe about you for about 4 months along with posting his shitty buzzwords
https://electionleaflets.org/We're done. There is no hope
>>534579193Well, you can hit two birds with one stone. Abolish the monarchy and confiscate the ‘astronomical wealth’ your kangz accumulated over the centuries. You’ll have enough money to pay for your free healthcare for century and you’ll also get a civilized country. Double hit monster kill.
>>534579081The torehs really should have pulled a nu labour style purge and rebrand
>>534579222Saar
>>534579468I am sincerely of the belief that what's left of the Tory boys are such submissive Blairite cuckolds that they thought they'd out progressive Labour.That's what they tried with May and Truss iirc, can't remember who exactly replied saying>I'm the 2nd/3rd woman CONSERVATIVE Prime Minister and Labour are still on ZEROAs some epic own in Parliament>>534579462Gambling, Politics, all the same, if the returns weren't 2% on Reform outright winning the most councillors tomorrow I'd talk more on that.
>>534579222jeets hate muslims so much its funny. muslims don't think about jeets at all
>>534579661Mourdant?
>>534579682Imagine being proud of having a kike penis.
>>534579920Could always check the Hansard, may as well.
dodge @LloydPenblwydd3hReplying to @NoJusticeMTG @lesthecrocplus it’s not as if the officers’ actions were beyond reproach. they were full force kicking a tasered man in the head
>>534579661>the Tory boys are such submissive Blairite cuckoldsYou don’t get it. Let me explain how your serfdom actually works, nigger.First a decision is made in the king's privy council about the policies that should be pursued. Then the two cuck factions (the Toryies and the Labourers) compete against each other to see who can carry out those policies more effectively (that’s the parliament circus you love to watch)If one of them fails and cannot deliver, then the other takes their place and "shows them how it's done."And so on ad infinitum.In other words, the mass migration of subhumans won’t stop no matter how much they bitch about it in Westminster until the privy council decides it’s enough.
>>534579920Best I can find is this, but it's not what I rememberI did have Truss derangement Syndrome, I still fucking hate her quite frankly. https://news.sky.com/video/why-have-all-three-female-prime-ministers-been-conservative-asks-theresa-may-12692040I HATE people where you can see the cogs in their heads whirring at 300mph and nothing comes out, and Truss was one of them.>>534580480You have no foreskin, nor any opinion that should be taken seriously.
>>534579553Poo Labour
>My local Reform candidate's dinnerhttps://x.com/OswaldsTopGuy/status/2052116217230483533
>>534579340he's not that bad, he knows he's on a jew platform so he has to play the game. He slipped up a few times and got banned so he dances around the issue and he's a goy making 30k per stream, i'd tow the line too if i was him
>>534580578>I HATE people where you can see the cogs in their heads whirring at 300mph and nothing comes outtbf for many of them you can visibly see them whirring at like 3mph with no light behind their eyes
>>534580747The BAME stare. Especially the SEA BAME stare. Got asked by a Sri Lankan whether we lived on a residential car park and nearly lost my shit.
there's a lad in the hostel who keeps sneezing and his sneezes sound like an aztec death whistle
>>534580865it's not even solely BAMES, you see it among well to do Brits when you venture beyond their wheelhouse and they visibly grind to a halt and break
>>534580578>nor any opinion that should be taken seriously.I mean, it’s understandable that a slave cannot take seriously any opinions other than those of his master. Kek touché serf.
>>534580876let's be careful ok
>>534581167You were marked as slave cattle from birth, they removed your foreskin, the fact you didn't even rebuke it...You are the raped.>>534581049I really would be up for a zero tolerance drug policy I'm starting to think, I hate a lot of things about this country, but drugged up White youfs is up there.The tube jacket, balaclava, e-bike White Youf should be shot on site. The state of nigger culture pervading into our society desu. I hate this country because the country I grew up in has clearly been raped to death.
Now all the radio talk show hosts have to talk about boring shit until the polls are closed
>>534581268he'll spare meI gave him a pack of beefburgers that hit the use by date earlier because I couldn't eat both packs
https://xcancel.com/GBPolitcs/status/2052088414397206662#m>WATCH: French police puncture dinghy with knives before they were reported to their human rights watchdog"Some may say it's the wrong target"
>>534580865>Got asked by a Sri Lankan whether we lived on a residential car park and nearly lost my shit.I'm not even sure what he was trying to ask you, I don't think my IQ can dip low enough.
>>534581530had some birdseye beef burgers the other day they were shite
>>534581841these were basic coop, no bun, just salt n pepper with some cheese on topsome smackhead's shouting for matty and I reckon there's about to be a kick off outside haha
>>534581809She was trying to figure out whether she could park on the road, but it somehow came out as her asking whether it was a residential "carparko" What bothered me most was, she had by that point lived in the country for a year? Earning £42k as a Lloyds bank vibe coder and could barely speak a fucking lick of English.Made me really seethe.
>>534581841What kind? Classic? Classic with onion etc
>>534581306>they removed your foreskinWhy are you fixated on my intact foreskin you fucking weirdo? Are you a fag or something?
>>534582055I love how this country is speedrunning civilizational collapse.
>>534582095kek should be entertaining at least>>534582095these ones, I shoulda checked the reviews first
>>534582249oops also meant for >>534582053
The bigger question is how are the Lib Dems not dead? What do they even stand for? Are they really just the middle class feel good party?Davey is deeply unserious.>>534582149I don't, wish I was in Poland banging some hotties over there and getting myself EU citizenship. Fucked, everything is fucked here. Getting myself a £35k job in the mean time and feel like I'm rubbing pennies together.Thought I'd have grabbed a £52k contract by now.>>534582127>My cock was obliterated by a Jewish doctor >What does it matter to you goy?
lmfao he's the other side of the building on the top floor and I can still hear his aztec death whistle ass sneezes
>>534582249How can you fumble a burger? It's just ground shaped meat.
>>534582249>frozen burgers
>>534582149You’ll die alone. You ain’t dragging us down with you. I wish you to perish peacefully.
>>534582249fuck thatgo aldigetaberdeen angus filled with blue cheesecorrr
>>534582289Stop fantasizing about my perfectly intact cock you fucking homo
>>534582330tasted vile and clearly i'm not the only one who thought that>>534582344yeah only got em cos they were on offer, down to £2.75 from £5 thought they'd be half decent after work but they were grim>>534582368no aldi around here unfortunately
>>534582421I'm sorry Goku wasn't there to protect it, or whatever you Latinos watch.
>>534582466You can make your own burgers cheaper.
>>534582466check online for deliveryor lidl
>>534582484>This paki is brokenbring another one.
Aldi wagyu burgers
>>534582748Honestly was tempted to get one.>>534582742What next? You're brown! You don't support Israel enough! Get in the crystal! Fuck off you jewish fleshlight
ffs he's stompin around n singing now kek
Scottish National's FINEST
>>534576971bunch of sepoys itt, where's the discussion? i'd rather ham it up with telegraph boomers in the comments at this rate; at least one might encounter the odd witticism here and there.
>>534583293ur vibe attracts ur tribe
>>534583293
>>534583293It is half past midnight on a week day, I mean I'm likely to go back to wagie by Monday too.
>>534577458The thing is, all sorts of people can fuck around with statistics. But, you can go and see the end result of multiculturalism in numerous UK cities. Don't believe the statistics, go and see for yourself.
>>534583502if you wont trust the statistics in an age where technology has made it so easy to collect, collate, compare and contrast them, what's even the fucking point in anythingthat retarded fedora cunt who said "there are le lies... le damned le lies... and le.... .... wait for it... ... . funny pause for le epic punchline.... STATISTICS!!!!!!!!!" is just a retarded fucking cu
Statistically speaking, we’re all fucked regardless
What's the polls like? I'm assuming Farage and Lowe haven't called a truce for the day.>>534583293Do you just see the sun and assume everyone's out at the park globally?
>>534583825There's pretty heavy zoomer sprog "vibes" that Great Yarmouth First is doing well, but I'll be honest, I cynically expecting boomers to do an inverse Jeremy Corbyn. i.e. they say they love Lowe, but then vote Reform not understanding Great Yarmouth is the Lowe party.
>>534583895Stop drinking.
>>534583825I assume NEETville is always in at least some adjunct session or whatever, but let me know when is convenient!
>>534583991I'm just incredibly tired desu. But either way, I will laugh at Restore fags.
wonder if janny and the "wranglers" will explain what happened in brit/pol/ last few monthsone day im sure... one day
>>534583895Since Farage still refuses to be a grown up and make nice with Lowe then all efforts will remain confused. Reform is my only option locally so I'll go with them but the two Rs really need to stich back up, though I doubt dark lord Zia will allow that. It will be amusing to scare the greens and lib dems however.>>534584006Well I'm up along with some others so if you have any pressing questions fire away but you'd be better coming back in ten hours if you want liveliness.
>>534584246The only thing I'd defend Lowe on is that he should go scorched earth against Farage for what he did to him.My problem with him is, like all Tory boys, he only knows how to speak softly and do nothing else.He also glazes Kemi at every opportunity, and when those interviews and transcriptions were posted the Restore fags here kvetched and said they didn't exist still
>>534582834I’m white sanjeep
>>534583775Statistically speaking, there’s a high chance that you’re a pajeet and a fag.
>>534583681Yes, you can totally trust the uk government to be completely honest with you at all times. Such is their unblemished track record. It might be possible to trust the technology, but rather foolish to blindly trust those operating it.
Wasn't bad.
>>534584412i just trust the statistics that god tells me are the right ones and not the ones that are obviously wrong and fake because god said they are wrong and fake it's dead simple