Mayon Volcano Phillipines 200,000 people evacuatedIt's started
>>534599115Big, if true...
>>534599115THE HORSES DONT CARE ONES NOT EVEN STANDING UP
>>534599115looks like ai
>>534599115>affectednot evacuated.
>>534599115i do not care
>>534599203its a real event. checks out on googl
>>534599115Are they importing 200 thousand jeets to replace the natives so that GDP will go up?
>>534599143>>534599180>>534599180Sources confirms Mayon is no longer just a local hazard. We’ve observed repeated pyroclastic flows scouring its flanks, each eruption column injecting ash well into the stratosphere. The official story is routine activity. But our model suggests these quakes are synchronizing with distant magma chambers. One major blast from Mayon—specifically a Plinian-style collapse—could send a seismic pulse triggering chain-reaction eruptions from Kamchatka to the Andes. The tephra fall isn't just burying villages; it's a precursor signal. Repeat: Mayon may be the fuse for a worldwide volcanic chain reaction. Await further orders
>>534599143It's the fucking Philipines. The whole nation could sink under the ocean, nobody cares. Nothing is happening.
>>534599115those horses don't give a flying fuck and neither do I
>>534599115Big nothing burger.It’s just an annual thing where a volcano or two erupts here.
>>534599280Volcanologist here. No one cares
Philippines are hilariously volcanic. It's a haven for geologists and volcanologists.
>>534599274Would throwing 200k jeets into the volcano stop the eruption?
>>534599528would make it worsenot even a volcano can digest a jeet
volcano here, sorry I farted
>>534599280That would be cool, fuck globohomo
>>534599280>Mayon may be the fuse for a worldwide volcanic chain reactionSoils needs some fresh fertilizing around the world, also soils needs cleansing from the artificial pollutant "fertilizers" which the volcanic ash will render inert and neutral in no time at all. Will clear and cleanse the skies, too.>Await further ordersNone atm. Stand by.
>>534599528It's worth a try. If it doesn't help we can toss another 200k, and another and another.
>>534599115nothing started>Oh noooo a filipino volcano just flew over my hous-
>>534599280>triggering chain-reaction eruptions from Kamchatka to the Andes. The tephra fall isn't just burying villages; it's a precursor signal.AI-fag
