>In a surreal exchange during a Pentagon briefing, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth denied reports that Iran trained dolphins to carry out suicide attacks against U.S. forces and commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz — and strangely added that he couldn’t confirm or deny whether the U.S. uses such methods.>“I can’t confirm or deny whether we have kamikaze dolphins, but I can confirm they don’t,” Hegseth chimed in.
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>>534605180FAKKU U DOROPHINE!!
>>534605180>Moon bears>>534605245It was "Welcome to Costco, I love you'
I'm just imagining that the dolphins don't really appreciate that. Are they just swimming in their family and the United States grabs them and straps bombs on them and releases them in the general direction of Iran???
You can build 1000s and 1000s of autonomous kamikaze planes for the price of training 5 suicide dolphins.
It's a jewish idea. Menachem Begin used donkeys packed with TNT to blow up Palestinian markets. Their sick minds project the same ideas onto others. They really are subhuman. And Pete is a psychopath so he's totally unsure whether to take it seriously or not. Whatever he thinks you'd like to hear, but nothing inside him can tell him that, so he needs to consult normal people to find out.
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>>534605180Lol
>>534605180Darpa has done way weirder shit than remote control animals
>"please talk come up with your own theories about suicide dolphins, UFOs, the Baal room and talk about that anything that isn't how we got kicked out of the middle east and lost control of the world's oil to BRICS by slightly better armed Taliban in less than a year" Ok. Do you think they control them with neuralink type implants or just train them to find enemy ships using their acoustic signature?
>>534605180HAHA WAR IS FUNNYmaybe focus on winning instead of press conferences?
