39% of you think you wouldn't be able to beat a 79 year old obese dementia-riddled paedophile in a fight? One punch to the nose and he crumbles like your fucking economy when he declares wars for the sake of Israel. You fuckers really are in a cult, Jesus Christ.
>>534609873Are you taking him in his 80's or when he was young? I think Republicans just understand the question more, or like to strawman their opponents so they'd take him at his peak and yea Trump was a pretty big guy when he was young. I mean why exactly would you take this question and assume you'd be fighting an 80 year old man and not the 20 year old version of himself.
>>534610320Fuck me, I hope you stretched before performing those mental gymnastics. "Why would you assume that you're fighting the current version of the president instead of time travelling to when he was 20 to beat him there?" Fucking troglodyte.
>>534610320Trump has a retarded health philosophy that doing any exercise at all is bad as it drains your “battery”. The dude could not even pick up a 5 pound weight. He could get beat up by anyone because he was always out of shape through out his entire life. You are just an ass kisser for the Orange faggot.
>>534609873>leftist acting tough
>>534610320Genuinely, unironically, why would you assume you'd have to face someone at their peak instead of right now for a theoretical like this?
>>534610944What are you, some kind of bitch?
>>534609873Most republicans are also boomers retard
>>534611080That's not an answer, that's a deflection
>>534610935>rightoid insisting he can't beat an elderly paedophile which somehow makes him tough?
>>534609873“Hey are you a pussy boy?”>39% of republicans said yes“Oh yes sir Donald Trump would beat my ass sir I love and support him”
>>534611149If you choose to think in your dimwitted mind that you'd prefer to fight the frail elderly version of a man and not him at his peak, in a hypothetical then you by definition are a loser faggot retard tranny who probably would lose to him, that's why you insist on assuming the question is at his weakest, that's how weak you are you to compare yourself to the weakest version of something thinking it makes you strong makes you the complete opposite. It's why the right wins because the left assums everyone is as weak and stupid as they are.
>>534609873Who the fuck do they ask for these polls? What's the sample size?
>>534611531shocking
>>534609873Most republicans are just as old as Trump. It's not surprising.
>>534611209>leftoid boasting that he can beat an 80yo
>>534609873If you had to fight the presidents in a row starting from current and moving backward, 1v1, with a 30 minute break between fights, how far back could you go? I think I could get to Kennedy, but Id be tired after 11 fights with mostly old people.
>>534611209>an elderly paedophileWow substantial claim.Any source on that? Or did you just make it up because you hate Trump because you're gay?
>>534611982Fighting them as they were when they were presidents or fighting them as they are now? I'd feel a little bad about beating the shit out of Jimmy Carter's corpse. Ronald Reagan, not so much.
>>534611982I think if you paced yourself with kicks to the shins until they fall down you could win pretty easily. Obama, Bush Jr and Kennedy would be pretty tough. If Junior dodged like he did with those shoes he'll drain a lot of stamina from you
>>534612102When they were presidents.
>>534612098>>534611459>>534610320found the cultist
>>534612218>Racist>Bigot>Sexist>Nazi>Fascists>CultistsJust give it up. You liberals are retarded.
>>534612187Trump and Biden are obviously slam dunks, just push them over and they'll turn into dust. Second Term Obama is probably fine to beat because he'll be worn out from bombing all of those weddings, but First Term Obama might be harder seeing as he was 47 and could still ball to a certain degree. Dubya would be easier, just need to find a book of children's brainteasers in the break and ask him one of the tougher ones which would stunlock him. Clinton could also be tough, though if you got him in the refractory period between his various ejaculations he could probably go over easy. Bush Sr. might be an issue, we saw what he did to Homer.
>>534610320>I think Republicans just understand the question moreWhat your proposing isn't even in the question, this is just cope, why would a hypothetical like this not include that information?
>>534609873what kind of retard polls that
>>534612098Hrmm, I wonder why people think he's a paedophile when multiple underage girls have credibly accused him of rape, he was found guilty in a civil court of rape, and his best friend in the world was the most famous child rapist in the world who he sent a loving birthday card to all but saying "isn't it great how we rape kids?", hrmm, I wonder.
