in the forestHOWEVER it goes other way too..BIRDS WOULD RATHER BE AROUND MEN THAN AROUND FEMALEShttps://tekniikanmaailma.fi/tutkijat-ymmallaan-linnut-pelkaavat-enemman-naisia-kuin-miehia/Researchers found out a weird pattern worldwide, birds are scared of human females. But they are not scared of males, except when it really looks like situation could escalate.Research was done in at least 5 different countries and included several bird species who tolerate people. Birds who really hate people arent even nearby cities in the first place.Men and women both were dressed in test situation to male clothes of uniform color.You can tell mostly from the face its a woman instead of man.Birds seem to recognize women either from their hair, face or by the way they walk. Birds will escape when women approach them. But they might not escape men. They escaped a lot less of the time when men come near. The same birds would immediately took flight if a dog or cat comes near. They do recognize danger.As to why they see women as a danger, is a mystery.
>>534618811Basedbirbs
>>534618811So it's a woman problem.
>>534618811Woman threads are made by unit 8200
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>>534620198Brown as shit
>>534620313the bird thinks thats an ape, and feels its in no danger
>>534618811>BIRDS WOULD RATHER BE AROUND MEN THAN AROUND FEMALESbecause sexists scientist took all male bird population to do the test
Women say stupid stuff for attention. Good attention, bad attention, it doesn't matter. Most of these women who picked the bear are resentful spinster whores who burned all the bridges in their lives. They would kill for a man to love them but they know that ship has sailed.
>>534618811It's because their putrid gashes stink like fish and birds can smell that disgusting shit from a mile away.
I heard a theory that it's because some birds see more colors and seeing a woman's face covered in tons of shades of makeup might make them look ghoulish and terrifing.
>>534620682how do they select a large flock of male birds
>>534621002they observe them and handpick silent ones
>>534620819Birbs love fish thoughbeit, if that was the case they'd treat foids like a walking buffet.
>>534621002They picked the colorful ones because they're easier to see.
>>534618811It is quite odd because mammals are typically less scared of women, I think it's their scent, while it may make mammals less scared of women it may have the opposite effect in birds
>>534618811Women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostolic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all.When you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (apostolic baphomet) prefered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?
>>534622528>normal reproduction? Ahhhhhh noooo it's satan!Take off your memeflag, israeli
>>534618811This is because women freak out so much when a bird gets near them. Screaming and flailing their arms around like a deranged lunatic, scaring the absolute crap out of the bird. Whereas men will probably just stand still or walk away. This is probably where it comes from. Or it could be the hair. Women mostly have Wilder haircuts than men. That might be scarier to them
>>534622528That's just Monstergirl world building; real women are infinitely worse.
>>534622528>u must fear the women they are super powerful paranormal beings blah blah blah blahIt's pretty retarded the shit I used to believe (or wished to believe) about women. turns out women are LITERALLY not much different from men. they're basically human men but with slightly more bodyfat in other locations, and less muscle mass, and two fat lumps on their chesttake off everything cultural about a female, - all the make-up, the clothing, the hairstyle, the body shaving, eyebrow plucking, armpit shaving, nail cutting painting sanding, ear piercing the application of scents, the standards of hygiene our culture follows, the television programming, romance novels (romance = "of Rome" [collapsed]) which were just written smut for your Aunt Gertrude to flick her bean to in the bathtub in the 1950's while her husband was away at work, movies, all giving a glorified portrayal, dating apps (all owned by the same company) and algorithms (Al Gore Rhythms) giving them the upper hand/shadowbanning 98% of men, take it all away and you're left with something that's essentially, literally a weak small male humanthere's really not much fundamental difference between you and a female you. about 95% of the differences you see in the women around you is a cultural artifact, the other 5% being the inalienable differences of chromosomes, hormones, and reproductive system and capabilities. but strip away the culture and she's literally almost exactly the same
Have they tested for women wearing makeup vs not?A lot of birds have tetrachromatic vision which means they're more sensitive to colours.They use this to identify food, mates and predators.To a bird a woman's face with makeup would have very vivid unpredictable patterns.This would obviously tend to startle a bird and make it wary
>>534618811I love women. They're delicious.
>>534622906My ex gf was terrified of chickens
In typical female fashion>There were innumerable variables that we didn't control for because we think they are irrelevant
>>534618811>tfw no bird friends
>>534621933>thoughbeitKill yourself jeet ESL
