Clavicular is facing jail time over shooting an alligator. We all love him, but now he’s going to jail..
>>534621154the psycho beaner shot at it first and he felt pressured to play along, you could tell by his face that he regretted it after.
>>534621154Since when Yankees can't shoot alligators ?
Does he have tinnitus now? Has he said so? Those kids all fired dozens and dozens of shots with no hearing protection.
>>534621154Did you not hear what I just fucking said? Clav got hepto-mogged by Gator. He was jestermaxxing on Everglady's stream before clocking peak cope in front of the sauropods. It's so over for Clav.
Nah how’s Peter thiel gonna reach his boibutt in jail?
>>534621258Give me a quick rundown on the best Jewish food. I'm going to the fancy hipster co-op grocery store and I'm sure they have Jewish stuff.
>>534621154Cortisol status
>>534621154>>534621624Yeah how many charges has he been bought out on already? Gotta be getting expensive for Theil.
>>534621258They're a protected species, basically shallow-water heebies
>>534621154No chance he goes to jail for shooting a dead alligator
>>534621894Is there any evidence it was actually dead besides his own claims? Every video I've seen was blurred
>>534621154I'm tired of seeing this fucking faggot and his fucking faggot face. One day he'll reap what he has sowed.
>>534621154i saw this on national news this morning. who the hell even is this guy? i see the name dropped here frequently, but who is he really?
>>534621154He’ll get community service for it.
>>534622056There are unblurred videos. It was absolutely dead, floating belly up.
>>534621154Who?
>>534621154He seemed mentally limited, on the Sam Hyde show.
>>534621154Isn’t this guy basically untouchable? Not a stupid self loathing Indian way, but the opposite, like he gets away with everything?Idk much about him but the few times I notice he’s getting away with crazy stuff
>>534622280That could still be a crime, Florida controls what you can do with live or dead alligators and some violations are felonies
>>534622448It is absolutely a crime. But the probability a wealthy person goes to jail for it is extremely low.
>>534621154Hope he gets raped by niggers. Lookmaxxers is so fucking retarded
>>534622556They just want the money, its all bullshit around jews.
>>534622239>>534622311do you live in a cave? he’s the face of white supremacy
>>534621843It was already dead.
>>534621258You need hunting tags. Especially in the everglades. Alligators (that havent been fed by people) will not mess with you
>>534622239Theil's bussy boy propagandist puppet
>>534621258they almost went extinct in the 1960's and have been protected since then.
>>534621154When the roads flood in Florida it's impossible to not run them over, also they are edible, so it's hunting.
>>534622239He's some kind of industry plant that got popular in 2025. I'm not exactly sure what the psyop is, but I think it has something to do with normalizing the "looksmaxxing" lifestyle that men need to engage in to achieve any measure of romantic success in the modern hypergamy world.
>>534623037you are fucking horrible
>>534622351This is how most Americans live, you only really go to prison if you really piss some one off in law enforcement or the judicial system. My dad did everything from international arms smuggling to identify theft to prostitution and just recently died peacefully on his deadbed, alone, but definitely dead.
>>534621154what is it that all you MAGA trash love saying to BLM protestors? something like "if you haven't done anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about from the police. just obey the law!"Seems kind of apt here.If Clavicular didn't do anything wrong, he doesn't have anything to worry about.
>>534622989We have lots in south Georgia now. My friends grandma has a small pond in front of her house. An adolescent gator moved in to it. It tried to eat her dog. We shot it, pulled it out of the pond, and dumped it a few miles away on someone elses property.
>>534623192If you go to the bay area in Florida there is a few restaurants that serve it.
>>534622950it was a self defense situation the alligator was predatormogging him
>>534623239why not just kill it and cook it? just don't fucking livestream it or put it on your fucking insta like a goddam idiot, nobody's gonna care.btw if you've never had alligator meat it's goddam fantastic
Sadly, killing will still give carnivore agents, video tappers, and audio tappers a carniboner even though it's their own. Why do they want pain? and they envy good folk so much, why they not repent? They worship pain yet work so hard to delay their own pain by causing others more pain, their lives are hypocrisy and gambling.
>>534623304>predatormoggingkek. picrel is a more famous example.
>>534623322Ive had it a few times. It gets chewy if you over cook it. We didnt want to get pulled over with a dead gator in the truck, so we dumped it as soon as possible
>>534621641Kedem grape juice. Havent had the shit in years and I still think about it
>>534621154Illegally taking wildlife or harassing wildlife is fucking MAGAtard-tier behavior. I hope he get's raped by niggers on a thrice daily basis for 10 years.
>>534622989>they almost went extinct in the 1960's and have been protected since then.NOT THE HECKIN ALIGATERINOS NOOOOOOOOeverything really went to shit in the 60s hasn't it
>>534623304Oh no no, it's never been so over. Clavicular got CHOPPED, Alligator is the new rizz king.
>>534623453This unironically. miggers lack basic compassion for other living beings
>>534623437>if you over cook itI wouldn't know, I've never overcooked it.If you have the time &/or inclination, prepare it like a gyros. Minds and tatetebuds will be blown. My then-fiancee, who was grossed out by the idea of eating a reptile, became a believer after that.
>>534621154I dont love him at all and he seems like a massive faggot, but killing alligators is based. Any person that cries about alligators getting shot should have their child get eaten by one at disney world.
>>534621154oh boy oh man please yes inject another 47 posts about Clavicular directly into my veins i absolutely cannot function unless i’ve scrolled past at least twelve grainy screenshots of his latest stream and three philosophical breakdowns of his jawline angles. every time someone says “thoughts on Clavicular?” my heart rate spikes to peak performance levels. i love seeing the same clip reposted with increasingly dramatic captions like we’re analyzing the zapruder film. please, tell me again how he mogged, was mogged, almost mogged, spiritually mogged, or meta-mogged. i crave discourse. i yearn for 600-comment threads where everyone pretends they’re conducting a doctoral thesis on internet masculinity while actually just arguing about lighting and posture.honestly if the front page doesn’t have at least five Clavicular threads at any given time i start to worry about society. what are we even doing as a civilization if we’re not dissecting every micro-expression and livestream tangent? more thinkpieces. more frame analysis. more screenshots with red circles. i am sustained entirely by recycled discourse. never stop posting.
>>534623759maybe you 90 IQ Floridians should try holding your children's hand instead of taking selfies with cosplayers.
I'm glad they executed thar faggot for raping that alligator. Disgusting!
Please stop posting this mentally ill neurotic homosexual
>>534621154>We all love him100% of the people on this board hate this Peter Theil faggot. Mainly because you INSIST on astroturfing him, just like spic fagwentes.
>>534622754Nobody ever heard of him until you spammed his face on here.
>>534621154Isn't this thing one of Peter Theil's projects?>>534624221Why do so many people on /pol/ shill JD Vance then? He is Peter Theil's long term investment for presidency.
>>534621154You ever take just one look at a guy and think "not guilty". I guess that's what they call the halo effect. Clav can shoot whoever and whatever he wants. You may not like this, but that is the way it is.
>>534621154>no access to testosterone>body unable to produce testosterone becue has been injecting it since 14>literally will tranny out in front of hundreds of niggersYeah, his asshole will mogg a lot of bbc...
>>534623258That sounds really good
>>534621154>politics?
>>534621587I understand this reference
>>534623115Transhumanism.
>>534621641Goyim foreskin prepared and served like garlic snails
>>534621154Worse things have happened in the Florida Everglades...
>>534621154BAKA fucking faggot is living gta 6 irl
>>534621154didnt this faggot just OD on meth? he really is a floridian
>>534621154Kid has like 20 fully recorded felonies yet not even touched. Must be nice to be considered a government “asset”!
>>534621154Op must be his jewish handler. He's a cooked zoomer, actually kinda sad.
>>534621641Ngl there's a grocery store with its own jew section and only that section carried BBQ chicken. Came to find out they brine the bird prior to cooking. Was fantastic. If only all the fruits of their labors could be like their BBQ chicken.
>>534621154>We all love him
Recording your crimes on video is nigget-tierGG RETARD
