Get to Kroger RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Toilet paper is already flying off the shelves! I don't my fellow /pol/ocks being the ones left empty handed.
4-ply stocked and ready
To this day I don't know why toilet paper is considered this priceless possession in every bad scenario. Was it a meme of yesteryear in an old movie or something that everyone took seriously? Was it a psyop by toilet paper manufacturers or something?
I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp the turd
>not just wiping your ass with your hand and washing your hands very thoroughly
>>534621679>priceless possession in every bad scenarioWhat other hygiene products are in low stocks as toilet paper is? One roll lasts maybe a few days. A bottle of soap lasts weeks, and is smaller.
>>534621409Please shut the fuck up.Learn from the first COVID. All of it was fake.You are a moron if you fall for this again.
>>534621409What is a bidet?
>>534621679You get your toilet paper from us or the finns. If the danes decide to close the strait of Öresund you're not getting any.You're looking at 48 hours before Trump deplolya nationwide Kool-Aid.
>>534621679>White racist doesn't understand basic hygieneI am not shocked.
>>534621409it's mostly jeets here son, tp not required
>>534621679Its not that it sales more than everything else during hording. Its that stores don't stock very much. Its a very large product that is very cheap. You don't want your warehouse space being eaten up toilet paper, so you just try to keep a constant stream coming in and going out. But it means that as soon as demand increases even in a tiny bit, you are out, since your stockpile in the back is almost non-existent.
>>534621952>>534622012I understand that toilet paper is important, but I don't think it's panic-inducing "I CAN'T FUCKING LIVE WITHOUT THIS" levels of important. Like, surely food and water are above it, right?>>534621885What kind of explosive diarrhea do you have that an entire roll of toilet paper only lasts you a few days? How much fucking paper do you need to clean your asshole? Even with a family a four 1 roll should last you a week minimum.>>534622154This answer actually makes sense.
>>534621409Thanks for reminding me. Gonna go get a few rolls at the Piggly Wiggly.
Bidet master race. Squabble for your squares, pooplets.
>>534621679Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
