>tfw u convert to Mormonism bc it is trad, but while you are gone on a LDS mission all your BYU friends have giant soaking orgies, causing you to chimp out and drink matcha out of pure incel rage. Which, because of the holy caffeine covenant, means you will never have your own planet now
>>534628084Religion is a force multipler.If you're socially well adjusted it'll make you more successful.If you're a loser it'll shut the door on what little chances you have.
These people are niggers, I can't believe how CRAZY the kikes made humanity
>>534628084>100 year old religion>tradHmm
don't need mormonism to get my own planet
>>534628084Moronism is satanic Jewry founded by a Freemason. Joseph smith was rightfully lynched for treason. That's why Mormonism is all about finding jewy loopholes like "anal fucking isnt sex!" "Coffee is a sin good thing he never talked about energy drinks!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk
>>534628084>never have my own planet nowAre Mormons teaching this? That those who are strong in their adherence will be given an entire planet to govern? Or is it this planet? WTF am I even reading?
>>534628311This.
>>534628084This is about as readable as the average clavicular update tweet
>>534628970It was Scientology before Scientology.But thos niggas actually built stuff.
>>534628084>>534628550the so-called "Word of Wisdom" prohibiting tobacco wasn't revelation from the Lord, it was one of Joseph Smith's wives getting pissed that everyone kept spitting out their tobacco juice on her floor during church services.
>>534628469OP confirmed zoomer retard
>>534628084>Mormonism>TradIt's a shitty offshoot of Catholicism that is sciencetology levels of fake and gay. They let niggers into heaven just to boost their college's sports program. It's an obvious crock of shit.
>>534628970Actual mormon hereIts based on that we believe that mankind are literal children of God the Father and that this earth is a preparatory state to learn repentance and obedience.The more faithful you are in obeying God the Father the more Godly you will become.God will continue to teach you until you are as he is.Your destiny is a divine oneA father teaches the son and the son in turn becomes like the father. Jesus Christ was the perfect example of this who learned all of the father and obeyed and is the atoner for us who fall short. Though whether you actually create your own planet... isn't actually doctrine just downward thought from these concepts.
>>534630101So what about the magical underwear, gold tablets that only John Smith could read, black people going to dog heaven until the 80s and multiple wives? Can you explain all that too?
>>534629572Yea.... lots of stupid shit is made up for religious reasons just for convenience sake. Easier to teach people its "religiously disrepectful" to spit on their floors then it is to get someone to stop spitting on your floors. Its psychology. This sort of thing exsists in all religions. Muslims are goat fuckers and boy fuckers because they are scared to go to hell if they have sex with another muslim girl without marriage. Jews will rape and torture babies because some dumbass told them they can transfer that sin to a chicken. Buddihst have a temple to worship fucking rats.
>>534628311Such a midwit vomit. Are you implying that no loser has ever fixed their lives after becoming religious?
>>534630641Diet restrictions are because people didn't know how to cook. Gays are punished because we needed to keep birth rates up. It's all so obvious yet people really get their panties in a twist over who worships who.
>>534628084As an ex Mormon who graduated from BYU, soaking is 1000% real
>>534628084
>>534630848>People think they can trick GODWhy is it that religious people are this stupid.
>>534628311Most normie religious zealots around me are all ex-felons with that weird prison evangelical thing they do. It's a huge buzz kill, especially when we're doing coke and the motherfucker starts prattling on about Jesus.
>>534630984If they weren’t stupid, they wouldnt be religious
>>534628084BYU?What does an chink automaker has to do with this?
>>534629572To be fair, that shit is worthy of a beating.Either go without for a few hours or be fucking prepared to clean up after yourself. Or don't make a fucking mess.
>>534630804>"i like pancakes">OH, SO YOU HATE WAFFLES? WTF MAN?
>>534630592Another mormon here.Utah has its crazies. Dont consider myself mormon because joseph smith "had tablets" more of just born into it. Heaven is what you make of it. You create your own heaven. Just because a niggers heaven is dog heaven isnt our fault.Ive never really understood the whole problem with multiple wives. If you can afford it(actually take care of these "multiple families") and everything is actually consentual and "legal" I got no problem with it. Why should I listen to a dumbass jewish psyop to keep us from multipling?
I don’t like how the plates went back upstairs only after he was the only one to see them and interpret them. At least Moses got some tablets he got to keep. Odd.
I can easily renounce to caffeine if I can go to Japan for free just going here and there sometimes to spread the book of mormon if i can achieve at home a white blonde wife, if she's not a cheating retard ofc
I don't get it.
how do i get a cutie mormon waifu for laifu and rest my penis in her without thrusting
>>534631222Ever heard of reductio ad absurdum, burgerbro?
>>534628084Soaking might be the most jewish thing that is not actually jewish.
>>534628084wtf is soaked
>>534628311There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying a bowl of Ramen, you Austrialophitecus
>>534628084What do they mean by "soaked"??
>>534631512Stfu spico
>>534631237If polygamy was legalized, you'd just get overrun with muslims using it to mask slavery.
>>534628084wtf is "soaking"
>>534630984If a rule exists, people will try to skirt it\get around it. Authority on the other end doesn't matter much
>>534628084>im such a holy and pure mormon that i cant even soak pussy or drink soda!!!!>also i consider myself to be the psychopathic torture addict from ichi the killer, look how edgy i am!!!!!
>>534631541Go masturbate in the corner, nigger
>>534630101This is beyond ridiculous
>>534631349>just returned from lds mission lds is latter day saint, the mormon church, they go on year long mission trips to spread mormomism around the world>byu friends have soaked while I was gonebyu is brigham young university, the largest mormon university. Soaking is how mormons trick god by not having sex before marriage, its when the guy gets hard, the girl lays on top and has thr boner between her thighs and a friend jumps on the bed to give the up and down until he cums.>recently broke my covenants and drank matcha mormons arent allowed to consume any drug including caffeine >I will never have my own planet nowmormons believe if they are good they will become gods to their own planet, this is their version or heaven
>>534631484>>534631574See >>534631688
>>534630984Jews invented the concept of "tricking God". Its at the very core of their beliefs.
>>534631654no, FUCK you you fuckin WETback. nobody fuckin LIKES you you fuckin FAT ASS little SPIC!!!!! now EAT IT UP you fuckin BEANER!!!!
>>534630984Cool it with the antisemitism
>>534630984Orthodox jews made a full time job out of dodging their own religionThe fact NYC has a made-up ring around it to count as a house is fucking hilarious
>>534631688>Soaking is how mormons trick god by not having sex before marriage, its when the guy gets hard, the girl lays on top and has the boner between her thighs and a friend jumps on the bed to give the up and down until he cums.This is as dumb as Muslims falling on three pounds of pork ribs and a medium coke.
>>534631461>muh fallaciesmaybe dont put words in other peoples mouth's and understand that where he is from his words are likely more truthful than they would be in your neck of the woods.being swedish by blood, id say his words are somewhat accurate for euros.both americas, from north to south, are way more religious than europe on average.
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>>534631237Jesus are your parents related? You write like a retard. Multiple wives is fine but the child bride stuff is what I was talking about. For the niggers and dog heaven bit I'm talking about how the Mormon faith said that black people pretty much went to a lesser version of white heaven until the 80s when to boost BYUs athletics. It's a joke religion.
>>534631607But to think you can trick a the being that made everything and can see everything is absolutely retarded. You think God hasn't thought the exact same thought you're thinking? How dumb are these people? I mean they're Mormon so very but still.
>>534628536yeah just gotta kill these 8 trillion niggers real quick
>>534631688Maybe its spread, but the whole soaking business was basically a BYU only thing.
>>534631237>you become your own Godfirst lie of the garden all over again.
what i have gleaned from this thread is that mormon dudes take it in the ass and their women like it up the ass too? … where can i find mormon girls in the dublin area just wondering
>>534631983if he actually is a real mormon (which i doubt), he grew up in a very insular culture, and is likely less intelligent and social than you or anyone else you think is smart. i heard from a (mostly ex) mormon dude that a while back, they were on their way to being seen in a more normal way, but then some of their more ardent people started pushing hard on the multiple wives things and they lost progress on that front with the general public.
Soaking is actually a prank BYU kids play on the worldNever actually happens except by a couple of retards.
What the fuck is soaking? Why are Mormons doing missions, when we know that converts are never really accepted into the cult? There's a bunch of anons here who talked about how they were treated as second class at best.And what the fuck is the deal with matcha? It's horrible shit, but not to the point of excommunication, surely?So many questions
>>534632333They try to pitch themselves as normal every couple years and stuff like the tiktok swinger moms and the child bride stuff usually shuts that down pretty quick. Soaking is another great one because any Christian sees it's like the Jews where they think they can trick God. I hate Mormons and the fact that they aren't spit on in public for being stupid sheep. Same with scientologist. I love the new trend of raiding their buildings. Fuck them.
>>534632479See >>534631688
>i will never have my own planet nowThis is the weird shit mormon cultists actually believe. No different from the muslims and their 72 virgins bullshit.Mormons aren't motivated by love of Jesus, they're motivated by selfishness.
>>534632479>SoakingOpen another tab and use fucking Google. It's when a Mormon dude sticks his dick in a chick and his and her friends jump on and shake the bed to sim sex. It comes off like a gross fetish because it is. Mormons can't have coffee or drugs or any kind, would be nice if they all got cancer or something.
>>534628084I have no clue what the fuck I just read means
>>534628311Any organized system of belief is, provided it has enough material holdings. Nation states are as exactly that. They're extremely similar in that in both organized religion and nation states, outliers exist in the form of socially maladjusted individuals who are well integrated on account of valued traits; In organized religion, there are priests, and similarly in nation states, there are tech autists.
>>534630848I heard mormon bitches are big into anal too, is this true?
>>534630592Magical underwear is just religious garb.It just a means of showing faith by wearing them.You dont have to do it.again why dont people get mad at nun habits or other priest clothesshould we hat buddhist monks and their robes?>gold tabletswhat about them?I dont see why people care to much as you argue the specificity of God choosing a prophet at all in any time period.>only you can hear God and give his commandments on stone tablets Moseseither you believe and have a witness or you dont as is all things with the gospel>>534631658the difference in philosophy that LDS/Mormons have that earth and the atonement ofJesus Christ is to cultivate divinity in mankind, not to escape punishment from God or to be interned in heaven in a stagnant blissrighteousness is eternal and growing
>>534631825Lout.
>>534632725>to sim sex...that's just sex with extra steps. An orgy, really. I can't imagine it would be very pleasant, either
>>534632902It's true and they induce diarrhea to self-lubricate
>>534628084They all Jew their way out of the "no caffeine" rule by drinking absurd amounts of cola and shit though anyway
>>534632725why would people being less degenerate than you make you want to wish death on them lmao
>>534628469Ummm sweaty don't you know the incredible modern, feminst, boomer 1950s housewife is le trad now
>>534633010I imagine it would be if that's all you know. In I bet they feel it's weird later in life when it's just the two of them in the room fucking, they probably miss the days of having a bunch of other weirdos in the room with them.
>>534632935https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VngM80qCOJw...you take part in this? Willingly? Dude, are you ok?
>>534632902Yeah. One of the reasons I left the church was because my asshole couldn’t handle anymore pegging.
>>534633149Freemason secret society bullshit. These people think they're the lost tribe of Israel.
>>534632935People don't get mad at those because they have actual history behind them. They're also worn openly. They're not some weird secret that can't totally be confirmed as real or not. They also look stupid and what's the reasoning exactly? That without it when the world ends if you aren't wearing it God won't accept you into heaven? Retarded.>What about tabletsBecause it's the most obvious farce in the religion "Oh hey Joseph can I read those tablets?""Uh no only God gave me the power to read them.""Uh...ok can I see them at least.""No I buried them."
>>534633208lel
>>534628084what does soaked mean in mormon speak?
>>534631512sex outside marriage is sinfulbut you see, if you put penis in vagina but do NOT thrust, its not sex. praise be to mormon jesus (who's brother is satan btw) for revealing this to us
>>534633010It's probably not but these people think they will go to hell if they have a sip of coffee. It's for crazy people.
>>534632725>. It's when a Mormon dude sticks his dick in a chick and his and her friends jump on and shake the bed to sim sexlmao is this actually fucking real ahahahahah
>>534630101You're in a cult but whatever
>>534628970You reading satire from a mediocre site.
>3 And they had all things common among them; therefore there were not rich and poor, bond and free, but they were all made free, and partakers of the heavenly gift.>24 And now, in this two hundred and first year there began to be among them those who were lifted up in pride, such as the wearing of costly apparel, and all manner of fine pearls, and of the fine things of the world.>25 And from that time forth they did have their goods and their substance no more common among them.>26 And they began to be divided into classes; and they began to build up churches unto themselves to get gain, and began to deny the true church of Christ.From the Book of Mormon, describing the way the Nephites lived before their "fall". The higher echelons of the Mormon Church are communist traitors.
>>534633092>They're less degenerate for thinking they can trick GodThat's the ultimate degenerate mindset. You're not a degenerate for drinking coffee or tea or having a stiff drink every so often. It's not crack or heroin.
>>534633400I just realised they can't have tea, either. No wonder they're all batshit
>>534632479>what the fuck is the deal with matcha?consuming "hot drinks" is a 1 way ticket to mormon hell. what's a "hot drink"? its not a literal heated liquid, since hot chocolate and soup broth are both fine. mormon "theologians" have decided it means caffeinated drinks. so coffee, tea, etc
>>534628084>means you will never have your own planet nowWorse, in the Mormon religion you only go to Hell if you leave the faith. Never joining the faith in the first place means you're safe.
>>534630592I speak on the multiple wives Again Mormons/LDS believe that the true form of the gospel had been lost from the earth.To reestablish that, the patriarchal order of Adam, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and more had to be brought back in form of kind. Thus there was a period in which polygamy which the ancient patriarchs practiced was returned for a period. That the fullness of the gospel good be restored.>>534633149Yes I have and at most you can just call it silly.Its symbolic representation of God giving the commandments to Adam (who is symbolic of all men)Telling him of atonement through Christ and then being brought back into the presence of God through obedience and faith.>>534633317>they have actual history behind themCan you show me the ark the covenant?
>>534628084>have soakedWhat's the nigger to English translation of this?
>>534631237You're all niggers and glowniggers Heathens too
>>534633612You realise we have Mass for all that, yes? Have you ever attended a Catholic mass, out of curiosity?
>>534628084Soaking is the mormon mutt version of the kosherswitch
>>534633690You can look up anything and everything same as the rest of us yet you choose not to, why is that?
Mormonism is insane. The more you read about it the more you lose your own sanity. How can people believe that junk while also having zero evidence of the outrageous claims?
>>534633612>Can you show me something made out of wood from thousands of years agoJesus you're a retard. >I speak on the multiple wivesNot proper sentence structure but again you're probably retarded. Ok but why did that practice continue until the 80s?
>>534631821What the fuck A handjob would be easier do defend wtf hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>534633690Mormon youth fuck each other but believe if you do not physically thrust yourself into the vagina it doesn't count for either side. So they have a friend stand behind the male and force them into and then in and out of the vagina. This does not count as sex to them so it isn't breaking the rules and the girl is still a virgin.
>>534633865and somehow mormons convinced a not insignificant number of americans they're christiandespite believing their god is a mortal man with infinity literal flesh and blood wives who came from the planet kolob and created us by fucking his infinite harem
>>534630101lmao fag
>>534633865All religions devolve into schizoshit if you look deep enough. Christians will sincerely post memes about "biblically accurate angels" because it sounds cool but nevermind that means they genuinely believe giant rotating eyeballs float in the sky and incinerate people if they get mad. That's just as stupid as soaking or believing Joseph Smith found gold tablets in the woods or whatever.
Mormons tongue satan's anus
>>534633865It's the crazy headcanon of one fucking guy then tricked a bunch of retards into going along with it. The hierarchy, the whole "you get to be the god of your own universe" bit is weird too. Like is God just some dude who did mormon shit really well a long ass time ago on another planet?It's fucking ridiculous. They also tried to lay claim to all of Utah. They massacred non-mormon settlers and tried to chase everyone out of the state until the US government slapped their shit.This is a massive sore spot for them so if you ever want to really piss a mormon off bring up the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
>>534633853You can not spread nigger slop everywhere yet you choose not to, why is that? Reasonable conclusion you're a nigger or nigger adjacent.
I appreciate that these kids think that god would be fine with their activities because of semantics.
>>534634235>coping retard sharts out a retarded sentenceOkay, retard.
>>534631688thats weird. thank god im an atheist. though i never soaked so mormon keks are far ahead of me.
>>534634104Christianity in particular has been working behind the scenes to destroy America because the Bible, in a similar fashion to the Book of Mormon, says the early believers held all things in common, therefore had no private property, and Jesus preached against wealth. Your average conservative Christian may not know what the church is doing but theyre still influenced by its egalitarian values which it uses to defend the shitskin invasion. The higher echelons of all Christian denominations hate America and believe it's the anti-thesis of Christian values, and they hate the founding fathers for being non-Christian Freemasons.
>>534631818>no mames being bannedlmao
>>534634104The whole burning bush thing screams of "i got so high i saw god n shiet"
>>534634202The Mormons should have been shot for sport.They found old world buildings and claimed them as theirs but they couldn't build a proper cabin.The fucking cabin where Joseph Smith, the brothel master turned prophet sits under classical columns that no Mormon could sculpt and erect today let alone in the 1850sThe Mormons are a bunch of niggers
>>534634536Yes of course it is because that's probably what fucking happened imagine if I told you I saw this shit. Like yeah man the angry floating eyes and wings monster threatened me and said to do what it commanded. You'd commit me to a fucking nuthouse and demand they keep me committed and medicated until I died.
>>534633865Thats all religions. Their prophets performed miracles, their gods once smote their enemies, and now not even the most faithful members of any religion can even cast firebolt.
>>534634104No, it makes sense if you believe angels are limited inter-dimensional beings and God is an unlimited inter-dimensional being or they could be post-evolution time travelers with future tech beyond current understanding and the people who saw the angels were trying to describe something their mind couldn't fully comprehend. It's like if you showed a medieval peasant a smart phone. They might describe it as a black box made of metallic glass that shines and imparts knowledge.
>>534634565My blood aunt married a mormon and converted so I got to witness all their weirdness growing up. Her husband is a really weird guy.
>>534634766So I can believe A) time traveling post evolutionary entities from another dimension crossed the fabric of reality to give messages to dirt farmers or B) a mentally ill person freaked out and their unmedicated brain manufactured a stereotypical angry monster creature that threatened them with compliance and told them to kill peopleI know which one sounds a lot more reasonable
>>534634862Im sorry for your loss
>>534629572>the so-called "Word of Wisdom" prohibiting tobacco wasn't revelation from the Lordas opposed to...
>>534634986You can believe whatever you want, just pointing out you're pigeonholing.
>>534631825Most retarded shit I've read in a few days. Enjoy the NIGGER RETARD award of the day.
>>534633865>How can people believe that junk while also having zero evidence of the outrageous claims?are you an atheist? Because if not, this post is pretty funny
>>534628084All Mormons go to Hell. Even worse than Catholics in polluting Christianity to gain power and control over people.
>spaghetti in pond waterdo weeaboos really eat this?
>>534630101>The more godly you will become>tfw you fucked something up and only got 3.4% godly in the afterlifePeople really believe shit like this lmao
>>534633611That looks like the loading screen of Mortal Kombat
>>534630101you mean you get to be the yaldabaoth after you die? ok this is really cool lol
I like how the book of Abraham was completely debunked cause Smith thought no one would ever be able to decipher hieroglyphs. Or how he confused Elijah and Elias as two different people yet mormon scholars used some crazy mental gymnastics to say excuse his mistake by saying he was correct. Their entire history is them getting btfo but then turning it around by making up more shit.
>>534631658You're not wrong, but it's no more ridiculous than the walking on water, the turning water into wine, and the coming back from the dead. I mean, what the fuck? You'll believe all that garbage, but having your own planet is a bridge too far?
>>534636914Yes because why would you get a place separate from God's divinity and grace? It's clear it's for selfish people who want to be alone with a mansion while Catholicism preaches community.
>>534631190Beating someone like that to a pulp is more favorable in God's eye than committing apostasy, sure
>>534632999>Loutposeur fag
>>534636914Fedora
>>534635503>reality is retardedit is sometimes.
>>534636454The Rosetta Stone was discovered before he bought a copy of the Book of the Dead. It was debunked only a few decades later when an Egyptologist looked at it. That is how shitty his scheme was. Not to mention a single symbol being a paragraph.
>>534628084mormonism inst tradits literal devil worship
>>534637274>Community It floods our country with spics and demands we "welcome the foreigner". Catholic charities had to be cut off from federal funding just to stop them from bringing more wetbacks here. See >>534634415You follow a leftist religion that preaches leftist values and a leftist lifestyle.
>>534628084The Utah Jazz NBA team is called the Jazz because Brigham Young and Joseph Smith met in the high school jazz band. The more you know.
>>534633350Penis in vagina, but no thrusting.
>>534630984There is no "tricking God", as Christians we are to repent to Him for our sins because He knows our heart.This is one reason of very many why LDS is an apostate religion, an opinion shared by Catholic, Orthodox, and (collectively) Protestant traditions.
>>534634565>The Mormons should have been shot for sport.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44
>>534637662>Welcome the foreigner It actually doesn't that's just libs trying to misinterpret the message. A core preaching of the bible is to follow the law of the land you are in. The holy city has borders and walls. >Leftist lifestyleIt's against abortion and homosexuality.
>>534634235It's not ebonics it's a mormon term you are just really fucking stupid
>>534637895Abortion is based though
>>534637895The higher echelons of Christianity take the lifestyle of the early Christians, where they held all things in common, very seriously. They've been flooding America with spics (and they have indeed been preaching a "welcome the foreigner" message) not just to get their numbers up, but to weaken America which they see as the anti-thesis of Christian, communist values, so that China can overtake us. The Catholic Church played a key role in the founding of the EU to destroy European Nationalism which it also saw as being antithetical to Christianity.Christianity is a foreign element that's hostile to the U.S. that pursues a leftist agenda and preaches subversive values. Right now they're banking on portraying themselves as the enemy of cultural Marxism to get young men to trust them, then they fill their heads full of commie-lite bullshit.
>>534631543>noooo you cant have multiple wives. The muslims we invaded your country with will just get them all.You hear yourself right? Convient excuse for you to "blame the muslim" Fuckin jew.
>They all had sex while I was gone>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Proceeds to drink sinful coffee in heartbreak of this brotherhood betrayal
>>534638132It's not, it's a means of control and a poison to the soul. It's a barbaric practice that should be shunned by all. >Muh niggersBlack people wouldn't be the bane of society if they weren't abused by the Jew.
>>534638329You are defending niggers dude just fucking kill your self they aren't even human
>>534630804A FORCE MULTIPLYER YOU DUMB NIGGERIf you're actually have it in you to get better then it will help you do so.>>534630984Mormon is another flavor of Mason which is just jew-lite.
>>534638227The American Empire will one day end. Only God's Kingdom is eternal.
>>534638227>They're flooding this country with spicsMost liberals aren't Catholic so I don't know what you're getting at.Why would they want China to win? They hate Christianity. This country was founded by Christians.
>mormons think you get your own planetdumbest religion ever
>>534638439They're just as human as anyone else. Hitlers not coming back. Your grandchildren will be mixed, if you even have kids. You're already a mutt probably.
>>534628084Yeah, this post is fake>all my friends have soakedSoaking is a meme and not actually a real thing that Mormons do. Most Mormons would be be flabbergasted if you even mentioned something sexual, including soaking, which they'd also consider sex.>I'll never get my own planet nowMost Mormon don't even know about the 'having your own planet' thing. It's part of the forbidden Mormon knowledge that they don't teach the kids. Like polygymy, Kolob, etc. Of course, non-believers are aware of it.Source: GF and some of my friends are Mormon.
>>534638593Not anytime soon, and not their way. Were about to drive Catholics out of this country. >>534638635Catholic charities are one of the largest funders of illegal immigration, that's why we cut them off from federal funding. >Why? Because of the Frankists, who pioneered the secular aspects of it. >Founders Christians No. Many were "mystery school" students and they explicitly took the churches power away so mystery schools could operate here without discrimination. Look at Washingtons thesis, it symbolizes him rising to the level of the Gods.
>>534638985>Theosis
Mormonism is worse than Islam it's science fiction like Scientology. It's a cult and anyone who continues to lie to God and be a mormon deserves their fate. Christ is King.
>>534638747Project your fantasy on another board coomer
>>534637528Debian, actually.
>>534628084didn't Christ specifically say the sabbath was made for man and not man for the sabbath? we're all sinners, and all sins big and small are forgiven in Christ
>>534639213You're mad because I'm right. Cry harder while your kids come home with more and more Indian kids from the neighborhood. You won't do anything to stop this you'll just whine on a pedo image board.>>534638985Any actual source for the church being cut off? There is a separation of church and state. I've never heard of any other churches getting gooberment money.
>>534628970>Are Mormons teaching this?It's officially doctrine, but the church decided to stop teaching it a few decades ago because it was just simply too whacked-out for people to believe.>That those who are strong in their adherence will be given an entire planet to govern?Literally yes lol>Or is it this planet? A different one, somewhere in the universeMormons are funny lol
>>534639455https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/catholic-charities-federal-funding-cut-miami/Others were cut off at the state level, like this one. https://www.ncronline.org/news/louisiana-governor-cuts-1-million-catholic-charities-homeless-shelter-over-churchs-care>There is a separation of church and state Yes, and this was done to prevent the church from stopping men from truly coming to the divine with their rigid interpretations of things and to keep them from persecuting occult schools. America is a country built by, and for, occultists.
Have a good rest of your day anons. I have to go now.
>>534628084Kitchencels is popular now for content farming so everything there is just for up-niggers and soaking has always been a fake reddit meme
>>534639889Helping migrants that are already here isn't inviting more in. Jews and liberals are the ones flooding the border with them. The church cares for all regardless is how they arrived in God's grace.
>>534639455>SAAARHow terrible is it being a pakijeet nigger?
>>534640491How's it feel that your grandkids are going to be mixed with black or Indian? Cry harder while doing absolutely nothing about it.
>>534640676How does it feel to have no soul? I'm genuinely curious
>>534640713I'm not a ginger so I don't know what you're getting at.
>>534630101you niggers are pants-shittingly retarded
>>534640792Worse you are a street shitter the most disgusting race on earth
>>534628311https://youtu.be/JGYzd191eEE?si=1mGN2lkfDoEIe1icReligion is for cowards. I don't care what the future holds. I know you're a pussy and deserve to die.
>>534630101your whole religion was made up by a literal scam artist
>>534640337I'm glad I looked one more time to see this. https://www.ncronline.org/news/federal-funds-pulled-catholic-charities-usmexico-borderhttps://homeland.house.gov/2025/07/16/rep-brecheen-for-the-new-york-post-the-ngos-who-fueled-the-border-crisis-must-be-held-accountable/The second one is from the Department of Homeland Security. It explains how NGOS, including Catholic ones like Catholic Charities USA, not only helped bring them in but also helped distribute them into states further from the border. Now with that I'm heading out, but I hope other anons can see how full of shit you are.
>>534640895And what are you gonna do about it? Name call like a little bitch? This country is going to hell and you're on a website calling someone brown.
>>534641251>NGOsSo a bunch of other Jewish run companies? You didn't prove anything besides the Catholic church helps people. Wow big shocker.
>>534631481this is exactly what I was thinking
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>>534641450>24 post by this ID>no your the one who's mad
>>534642348How does more posts imply I'm mad? Is school out this early now?
>>534638310who else practices polygamy? It's muslims and cults and you're not a muslim. Guess what that makes you faggot.
>>534641251Based and REDPILLED RECONQUISTA 2.0
>>534633611The whole outer darkness path flags this as a batshit cult
>>534630101Firstly, if you’re still here, thanks for taking the time to explain. It sounds like maybe someone got carried away with the whole concept of “being godlike”, but I understand that faith is faith, although the interpretation is often another matter. For instance the whole tea and coffee being banned, while caffeinated soda is apparently OK? Just because a Coke CEO insists the levels are safe? Obviously doctrine’s spirit is that one should abstain from caffeine in general, as much as practical, yet I’m sure the word will be debated and perverted to meet the will of the times, as with most religions. I dont look down upon you for your faith, I understand it’s important for the successful management of society at large, most “people” need to believe in consequences in the afterlife to keep their supposed values in check. It’s worked for thousands of years, and is also good for “community” so you do you.
>>534630592I grew up with Mormons. They're very nice, but they are brainwashed HARD. Their church very much conforms to what's socially acceptable. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they start allowing gays into their religion. >>534638984Retard.
