https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/05/07/musks-unusual-offer-to-employee-have-some-of-my-sperm/
>>534632373Be honest /pol/, would you accept?
>>534632373And I get fired for sexual harassment for calling a fat bitch fat :(
>>534632373This is sex-based discrimination!
>>534632373I'm not staunch feminist or anything but that's creepy as hell
>Shivon ZilisI don't need to look up the early life section on this yenta, right /pol/?
>>534632373Lelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rShi7_za-qQ
>>534632373It's impressive how one of the richest men in the world can radiate so much loser aura
>What timeline is thisThe polygamy workaround timeline
>>534632373Imagine them all taking it and spawning only trannies
My god muskrat is despicable. And the way it describes his platonic then romantic relationship is just gross.Men should have to behave that way, especiwlly powerful men, they should be able to rape women/treat them rough
>>534632373Good. I'm happy for him.
>>534632373Fucking pathetic loser retard. All that money and he's still a fucking loser.
lefties seething itt lol
>>534632373basedbut also, lol, read the article, this itch is actually every foid meme combined
>>534632373Is it just me or is he aging like absolute shit
>>534632373@Grok, is this true?!
>>534635032he is a severe workaholic, just high functioning (arguably and for now)and this particular addiction is fourth cause of early death after cancer, metabolic syndrome and cardiovascular disease, it leads to them too anywayelon is an addict
>>534632450He comes up to you with a tray of sperms. Suggesting to the men they give it to their own wives.
>>534632373When musk does it, everyone claps, when I do it, its sexual harassment.
>>534632373>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2026/05/07/musks-unusual-offer-to-employee-have-some-of-my-sperm/Reminds me of those colourful birds. I like the colour red but this scarf is a bit...i wouldnt say gay but feminine.
>>534632373Musk seems paranoid about not having an heir. I guess Xavier trooning out really scared him.
>>534637113I hope he has an infarct in his balls that leave him sterile
>>534632373wonder if in his future lunar/mars/venus/mercury colony it will still be optional to take a load of his dysgenic trooner swimmers...
>>534634221Jeet
>>534632373InspiringI will also offer my sperm to any females#PayItForward #LoveIsFree
>>534632450Nope, not even if he was paying premium child support. Elon is incredibly dysgenic.
>>534632373Based.
What's the retarded to shill ratio here? "Musk’s unusual offer to employee: have some of my sperm" is the link headline. The fake headline has fucking broken grammar. Newspapers with some claim to seriousness still have standards. Wonder if there's some common shill language where you'd put that in the genitive.
>>534637643>actually reading the articleDo you know where you are?
>>534632373>only to his female employeeseasy sexual discrimination lawsuit for any of his male employees desu.
>>534632373Same if i could.
>>534637766Just wanted to check if it was a broken link or whatever, but looks like bs embellishment, so kudos but learn English.
>>534632373what a bizarre man
>>534632373Waiting for SpaceX version of Chirayu to sur for sexual harrassment against Musk.
All his kids become trans? He's a genetic dread for your genes
>>534632373Can I do whatever I want with it?
>>534632373>What timeline is thisNeo-feudalism
>>534632373Honestly, it’s actually insane that billionaires aren’t cranking out sperm donations daily. Imagine if you had a child paid for by a wealthy woman every time you jerked off.That’s unironically an option for billionaires. It is genetic auto-win
>>534635032He's turning into Mao Zedong
>>534632450>>534632373Imagine wanting a semen from an Epstien blud who had to beg to get in on the freakoffs.
>>534635032Look up pictures of him in his 20s.>>534639554Pol pot
>>534632373C-can I have some too?
>>534632373this is why the elites are pushing this authoritarianism gay shit in western world
>>534639812Janny trannys need to kill themselves just like Epstein
>>534632373This is natural behavior. Nothing wrong with spreading your seed. He can afford thousands of bastards.
>>534632450>would you accept?is he russian?
>>534632505Let's troubleshoot what went wrong.. So you called the bitch fat. We'll assume she is fat, so no foul there. Did you raise your eyebrows up and down while saying it?
>>534632373bro's lowering the expectation line for any woman looking to have his kids. doubt he's making all of them rich
I'd rather have JPM cannons.
>>534640711No but I also called her a sea monster then walked around acting like a beast from the sea.
>>534641743She thought it was a matting call and was disappointed when she learned that it wasn't.
Cant wait for all the 1000s of kids fighting for the inheritance
>>534640537Lel underrate
>>534632373>female employees about to hit wall>musk heroically gives them free sperm so they can be single mothers with high iq kidsmodern gingis khan
>>534632373I was thinking about this the other day. Since owning a company is basically being a modern day lord. It struck me when I was reading up on the Himba, of Namibia. These guys, usually a pack of brothers, “marry” women, but really the women are effectively just employees to take care of their land while they’re off defending the territory or herding the livestock or something. Anyway, they get to fuck all the women under their employ. This is how it should be in reality anyway. Women should not be allowed a job, without agreeing to be fucked and impregnated by the employer.
>>534632373Based
peak autism only trusting blood
Masturbation is a sin.
What if a male employee wants some of his sperm? Would it violate Title VII?
>>534632373>be Muskrat>create top secret program "Ghengis Coom">start surrogate company (nothing traces back to you)>collect eggs from elite-tier white women, pay them millions if you have to, NDAs, etc.>hire 1000s of surrogates, pay for them to stay at a hotel for 9 months with on call doctors>purchase a farm in some semi-corrupt country and start a private school orphange>raise your 1000s of kids for specific purposes and roles in government, military, business, etc>use your wealth to easily get them access>they inact your plan to shape society for your benifitbasically what (((they're))) already doing tbqh senpai
>>534635355>he is a severe workaholicHi Elon, shitposting on X and playing videogames is not considered to be work, let alone 'hard work', by normal people. >he's an addictThe only thing he's addicted to is ketamine
>>534643316Every beta boomer has this power fantasy but how it plays out in practice is they paypig the betabuxx and the women get impregnated by chads and never touch the boomers. The boomers go to jail if they try
>>534637232His choice of women is ultimately the problem. I mean he fucked Grimes and she's just going to make all her kids troons. He just can't stop impregnating weird women that will troon their kids.
>>534632373Sue
lolbased
>>534632373African American has dozens of baby mammas – Stereotype checks out.
>>534632373Time to deport this negro
>>534632373How can an English language site print such incomprehensible gibberish as that headline?
>>534632373Thafuq?>wanders around the office whispering to female employees; "want sum cum?"
>>534632373Does he think that he is some chad or something?Women would sure take his money but still laugh at him kek.
>>534650260Women fuck chad after queefing out Elon's artificially inseminated betacum.
>>534632373>future tranny creation machine
>>534632373He’s a raging lunatic and an idiot. He was born rich he isn’t some genius. Why the hell would anybody want his sperm? So you can have a fat whiny baby retard? No fucking thanks.
>>534632373This is just to distract everyone from talking about how he was made to look like a buffoon and got his asshole destroyed in court last week.
>>534633649Well, he didn't fuck her with his penisHe didn't use his physical penis to procreate with her vagina and shake it up until the orgasmHe just gave her his sperm, the sperm that he has already ejaculated. So someone has a video of Elon jacking off and jacking off into a cup
pretty dumb move as he will be held accountable for alimony payments
>>534645657He's a weird autist. He is as much at fault as anybody else, and he genuinely believes that his genea re superior to the average person.
>>534650546That's not how reproduction works. Blackpillers really need to pick up a biology book.
>>534640711KEK
>>534652657>BlackpillersWhat is whitepilling about one of the richest men in the world impregnating his staff?
How is he going to molest all of them to ensure they all troon out?
>>534632373Dude is a midwit and everyone thinks he's a genius because the Jews selected him as one of their oligarchs.
>>534632373Even the interns, janitors and etc?
>>534639719>Epstien bludWorse, an Epstein reject
>>534632450Aren't like half his kids retarded and the other half trannies
>>534632373Remember that he has a breeding fetish, so this is sexual harassment
>>534635355He barely works.
>>534632373If u have a problem with this it's just your castration anxiety
>>534632373Wow, generous.
>>534632450Y E S I WOULD
>>534652046What happened
>>534654149His janitors are robots probably
>>534632373>The greatest timelineElon is just doing what Epstein was doing, but out in the open and with older whores. GIRLS FTW!!!!
>>534633160kekthis was my first thought too
>>534632373So insanely fucking based.
>>534632450No because I am not gay.
>>534638245Only one did, and that kid was groomed into it by his teachers at a very leftist private school.The kid has since gone completely batshit with anti-capitalist ravings and daddy hatred. I think I read somewhere that Elon disinherited him.
>>534633556he has like 20 kids and his firstborn son still died of being a dysgenic retard and the second son trooned. God hates this reddit faggot.
>>534639227You don't have to be a billionaire to do it nowadays. You can hire a surrogate and buy donor eggs and churn out kids for about $25,000 to $50,000 each. If both you and the egg donor are white, there are plenty of married heterosexual couples clamoring to adopt a healthy white infant. Just choose carefully so they share at least some of your values. Maybe even try to bind them with a contract saying that if they break up, they can't date niggers or get into homosexual relationships.
