Food prices are only going to get worse. PUT SOME PLANTS IN THE GROUND RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
DO IT
IT'S NOT HARD, BUT IT HAS TO BE NOW
INACTION MEANS DEATH
GROW SOME FUCKING FOOD
I thought MAGA was winning?
>>534639445This has exactly nothing to do with who you voted for. It's a global issue that affects everyone. Now GO PLANT STUFF.
GROW SOME FOOD IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
>>534637595basedi have>mulberry>elderberry>banana>sweet potato>peach>lemon>asparagus>tons of saved up seeds>the best basil you've ever smelled>chickens>tobacco>sugar cane>pomegranates>jaboticabas>mangos>pepperswe're gonna make it bros
>>534639714Nice collection, friend!
>>534637595Done
>>534639714>chickens tobacco and sugar You could practically rebuild america
>>534640047i want some scottish highland cows, mini ones to be exact. i need to find raw milk i dont need to buy so i can make my own dairy shit
>>534637595I already did. Not enough for a famine tho
>>534640128that's the idea fren
>>534640182The more you grow, the better, but most people aren't growing ANYTHING.
oh another one for fellow tropics frens, cranberry hibiscus. super underrated and grows like a weed. whole plant is edible. leaves, sticks, flowers. best thing you can do is grow what wants to grow. there's a perfect design you just need to follow it. also trying to catch a swarm of bees, already got a langstroth hive built with a trap
>>534637595My hot ass liberal wife got me into gardening. We grow half or more of our own food in suburbia. Haven't got into the yogo though.
>>534640128im thinking of growing sugar beets and i need to plant some maple trees>>534639714you should get a beehive
>>534640406unironically i just posted that >>534640315
>>534637595Im just going to let you guys do the gardening.
>>534640526Raiding is just volunteering to become fertilizer. You will be shot in the pelvis and bleed out.
>>534639528Why is there a global food issue? EH? EHHHHHHH? Urk. https://www.ifpri.org/blog/the-iran-wars-impacts-on-global-fertilizer-markets-and-food-production/
>>534640579Look at this leaf.
Figs save
>>534640637Canada is the 5th most armed country in the world.
>>534640579kek based>>534640526most of us gardeners have tons of ammo/rifles
>>534640698based fig grower, reminded me i have them. best thing abotu those is you can grow a new one from a cutting
Picked up some nutes this weekend
>>534640439if youre in the tropics you should add papaya, just plant the seeds from one at the market. they will make fruit the first year. papaya juice is delicious
Tbqh this helps me fast half the day
>>534640765fuckin based. i like to go to the beach and grab washed up moss or the lake and grab some biomass to let it burn itself down, maybe chop some trees and burn them to get some ash (potassium)another good fert solution is chop and drop, just grow what wants to grow, the weeds and everythign, then chop them down and let them compost
>>534640820yeah bro i had some but we had a freeze that killed those and the plumerias i was selling for 10 dollars a stick lol. had a few barbados cherries die too, and 2 of my favorite mango treesconspiracy time: i think this last winter was modified to fuck us home growers
>>534637595Sorry but a couple basketfulls of berries isnt going to account fot shit
>>534640891Yeah I have a really small yard but I need to get a composter
>>534640621>The third world will starve
>>534640976One hazelnut tree provides enough calories for an adult male to live a month. Literally over 8% of your annual calories from one tree.
>>534640976it's not a couple basketfulls you fuckin kike. when you know how to grow food you can eat you're going to live better than the plebs that rely on doordash. you dont have to eat 3 meals a day.
>>534641009i have a small yard too. i use the city recycling bin and yard waste bins as my composts
Cost to buy a hazelnut tree: 20 bucksTime to plant it: 5 minutesDoing this alone would reduce the number of calories you need to buy by 1/12.
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail.GROW SOME FUCKING FOOD.
>>534640406>im thinking of growing sugar beetsGenuinely tough to turn into granulated sugar. Can't do it on a stove in the kitchen (though some of the Youtube videos show people trying). Grow a different root crop.
>>534640765i have my own fertilizer factory, rabbits are great and super cheap to keep, i just feed mine radom weeds and grass i cut. their poop is great fertilizer, it made my fruit trees explode in growth.
>>534640966>think this last winter was modified to fuck us home growersnah we are entering a little ice age like the midn1800's. its caused by warming ocean currents. the wef knows that and thats why they are doing the great reset. also you should grow blackeyed peas. they are a very low maintenance high producing crop. i still have picrel left from last year
>>534643229If you're in zone 9a to 13b, you could grow sugarcane.
>>534644478>If you're in zone 9a to 13b, you could grow sugarcane.It's not any easier to process, unfortunately. I see it at the grocery store sometimes, $3/stick (about 18" long). Usually still green. Haven't tried to grow it, but we're barely 8a here. I'd like to eventually get to a point where I can make both powdered potato starch and granulated sugar (from beets), but I'm looking at about $8000-10,000 in machinery from Alibaba to be able to do it. Even then, it would only be in very minor amounts (weeks to get 15lbs). Will have to wait, need to get a handle on some of the more basic things first.You should consider ordering some silkworm eggs off of ebay for $5... at least once your mulberry trees get large enough to support a batch. The tech to turn that into yarn/thread is really really modest. Walmart isn't going to have clothes on the shelves anymore than they'll have food.
>>534643528based advice, thanks anon
>>534644961Sure, but you can just straight-up drink the juice. Wouldn't recommend that with sugar beets.
>>534639424I'm trying, but apparently I suck at it now.
>>534637595Spam topic
>>534637595don't be a total amateur and fail to realize squirrels, deer, and insects will eat the shit out of your immature plants
>>534646261What does this have to do with the thread?
>>534637595What vegetables hate niggers? I only want those in my garden
>>534646329This. If you're going to plant anything make sure it's native species that already figured out how to deal with pests.
>>534640698Fuck I need to get some figs
It quite literally costs more to grow your own food than to buy it at the store. I would know, I do it every season. You think gardening shit is free or something? Or do you just think you throw seeds into the ground and call it a day? You need equipment and supplies to grow anything, which always costs more than whatever you're trying to grow. And if you're trying to grow a fruit tree, that's gonna take at least 5 years before you get a single fruit out of it, and probably dozens if not hundreds of dollars in maintenance during that time. I hate people who just spout shit without the least bit of thinking.
>>534637595grow some wheat retard something with calories you can't live on fruit you need an acre of grains to supply your family carbohydrate calories for a year
>>534646272its a palantir data mining chatbot thread
>>534646606Grains are far more labour intensive, retard
based permie threadi have>cherry tomatoes>strawberries>blueberries>english peas>maypop>hops>cannabis>arugula and other lettuces>figs>peaches>plums>apples>a billion rabbits turkeys ducks and deer off my back porchzone 7
>>534646642>telling people to grow food is data miningFucking retarded
>>534647288based zone knoweri'm 9b ice age means 8 i think
I'ma eat these guys
>>534647288Wildlife will dissappear quickly.
>>534643310High nitrogen low chance of "burning" crops. Not the best for fruit or roots.
>>534648048wildlife definitely won't disappear. maybe deer. people will disappear quickly. fish will thrive.
>>534649431Here in Canada, poaching is increasingly an issue
>>534637595I've planted 5 fruit trees and two strawberry plants, not much but it's a start
>>534647724don't touch those you damn mexican
Is it too late in spring to start a garden? I'm trying to get into farming for produce for me and my dad and bro to eat.
>>534649772Really depends where you live. For me, the last frost was very recent, so most pants are just starting to wake up.
>>534649772you've still got about 2 months
>>534649868Most plants*I swear, autocorrect is getting worse every day
>>534649540i grow so much food here deer try to jump my fence to get in kek
>>534649868>>534649872Forgot to mention I live in the south at hardiness zone 10.
>>534649970do you even have a winter there? you can plant most tropical stuff and it wont die from frost
>>534641060As a bonus, they're comparatively high in protein for a nut. Butternuts are even better, but American ones are prone to dying from an introduced disease, and the disease-resistant American/Jap crosses are expensive.
>>534650097yeah I'm taking the hazelnut pill, I would love chestnuts but
>>534650041It did get below freezing a few times last winter but it's rare. My concern is that I'll plant stuff like tomatoes or peppers and they won't produce because it'll be too late in the spring. I dont think those plants produce during the summer or fall.
>>534650227There's a chestnut hybridization project. If you are in the right climate, it's a gigachad move to take part in it. Losing the American chestnut was one of the worst tragedies to ever occur on this continent.
>>534650235Since peppers are tropical plants you can just leave the stalk and they keep coming back. most plants people attribute to garden vegetables are from this continent so they do pretty well. potatoes might be a problem apparently with the heat and you have to do fall plantings, I'm sure if you really wanted to and you have top tier soil you could maybe put up some shadecloth or something, very deep mulch?
>>534649431Not when bubba or some mexican/jeet dredges every waterway or starts electo fishing at 2AM. Supposedly one of the reasons suppressors are regulated is because of poaching livestock during the great depression. Most wild game was hunted to near extinction in 1929-1930.
>>534650492I could get some shade cloth and already have mulch. My idea is to have a raised bed like a freedom garden since I'm not too confident of my lawn soil because it has sand patches here and there.As for nuts, it looks like pecans might be my best bet but I haven't looked too deeply into it.I guess what I'm cautious about is I don't want to plant a patch of greens or vegetables and then have them be smaller than my dick during workout after months of taking care of them.
>>534650977Yeah I'm not a potato expert because I've never had good soil and that's a must for them, squash would probably be your best bet if you want to plant it and forget it while having good visual indication of plant progress
>>534645825>Sure, but you can just straight-up drink the juice.Ugh. If I can't even have proper sugar, what's the point? That's all the worst health effects, with none of the delights. No candies, no pastries... just gritty semi-sweet juice like a V8 that gives you diabetes.
>>534640698Mine are just starting to put out double bumps here in the midwest
>>534640891>chop and dropMy compost pile struggles because I do this. It pretty much only gets fed food scraps>>534649625Those two strawberry plants will quickly become an army
>>534652361based. food scraps are good
I slapped potatos into the soil last week.Easiest batch i could try.Will try planting something else soon
>>534652545This method only works with indeterminate long season varieties
>>534651629Make it into rum, then?
>>534652545doesnt worktried it
>>534637595I have 30% body fat. I’m okay.
>>534653212Even after WW2 had ended, food rationing continued for a fucking decade in the UK.
>>534653430Well I’m okay with that, never got to eat steak weekly let alone daily. I do manage to pound in about 70 kilos of meat a year. I’m around 5’11 with some health issues that might let up if I eat less.
>>534653560If you need the government to control your diet, you are subsapient.
>>534646207Well putting them outside for some real sun was a mistake. I don't think it was my neighbors shitbulls, but it's hard to say. I would think birds would have eaten the sprouts and not just torn it to shit. This is really making me reconsider my stance on the xylitolB idea.
>>534654212Some critter dug up one of my onions and just left it atop the soil, clearly disappointed. Hopefully it discourages it from coming back.
Trying to grow watermelon here in the desert cause my son loves it
>>534654652Yeah but they were almost ready to plant. My raised beds an corn plot are almost ready to put them in. It's a terrible sign for the season that I'm already starting late.
>>534654984Keep us updated on the progress, it looks like a rare variety
>>534637595I’m a super lazy “prepper”. Although I have a small yard, I’ve got a 25ft mulberry tree which produces pretty well. just bought a small serviceberry “autumn brilliance” which will take a few years to establish, but will eventually grow serviceberries/juneberries/saskatoons or whatever the fuck they’re called. probably going to grow some cherry bushes as hedges to line my property as well
>>534655825Saskatoons are really underrated. Top tier fruit.
A lot of fruit also double as medicine. Barberries are a natural antihistamine.
