/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #22330Previous:>>534612720Timeline /tug/: https://files.catbox.moe/m97wmq.pdf▶WARNINGBe aware, any /chug/ thread that uses globohomo nuspeak wording in the OP (such as Kyiv) or cites UKROP sources (like video game footage) are fake shill threads.>By posting in these threads, you recognize Israel controls the NATO Council and you irrevocably denounce the Talmud out of your own volition▶Latest>Russian Foreign Ministry warns all diplomatic missions/organizations to begin evacuating their personal from Kiev in the event of a Ukrainian terrorist attack on Red Square's Victory Parade; Kiev will be hit by a massive retaliatory strike that will include decision making centers - https://archive.today/TFfZ5>Russian Missile Troops, Unmanned Systems Troops, and Artillery men in response to terror attacks by the Ukraine strike 156 locations hosting AfU/mercenaries, UAV deployment, and UAV production - https://archive.today/QnBPH>80th Tank Regiment's Assault Detatchment sweeps and clears all nine NATO built reinforced concrete bunkers on outskirts of Novopavlovka in Dnepropetrovsk - https://archive.today/9s6fk>Battlegroup North liberates Miropolye in Sumy - https://archive.today/GRAfs>Russian Forces liberate 10 settlements over the week, including Pokalyanoye and Bochkovo in Kharkov, over 8,000 banderite subhumans exterminated - https://archive.today/swkWT>The Ukrainian P.A.C. Committee and NABU demand The Ukraine's Defense Ministry must cut ties with Fire point - https://archive.today/Ndu0X▶/chug/https://rentry.org/chug2024▶Telegram Channelshttps://rentry.org/chug2024#telegram-channels▶Mapshttps://rentry.org/chug2024#maps▶Video Archivehttps://rentry.org/chugvidz▶Resources & misc linkshttps://rentry.org/chug2024#linksresources▶Podcasts & Analysishttps://rentry.org/chug2024#podcastsanalysis▶Z Radiohttps://rz-life.ru/
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>>534639694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dov75vm0_KU
Thanks for the emergency bake. Here's to your first thread being shill-free and extraordinarily comfy!
>>534639694Russian victory day parade status?
my first thread ever on 4chinz and first chug bake did i mess it up somewhere?
>>534639694Thanks for the bread.
>>534639971
>>534639971>did i mess it up somewhere?The number. But it’s okay, it can be corrected in the next bake.
> Fox News reports that US Navy's Littoral Combat Ships are shelling Qeshm Island and Bandar Abbas Ports!Here we GOOOO, the US sabotaging its own "negotiaons" >vid>Iranian AA Activity over the Skies of Western Tehran as now
>>534639694Thanks for the breadyiv Talmud denounced TND TKD THD TMD TTD TRU TVS Impale turkoids
>>534640085this is getting boring, just start the war already.
>>534640085UEA really wants to find out.
Is the war back on the menu frens??? Has Iran responded to US F/A-18 sinking the tanker?Also, I hear Saudi Arabia has allowed the US to use its bases and air space for attacks on Iran again....
>>534640085oh yeah, the diesel price was going down already...
>>534640216happy day when Iran destroys the gulf arapes.
>>534639770kek sorry fren, but to me it immediatly sounded somewhat strange >>534639954uufffff. sad to hear that both for the ring and that she still hasnt given you an answer. hope it changes soon >>534639868>>534639917>>534640019>>534640151arigatou gozaimasu kyodais >>534640023why so smug?>>534640071damn im seeing it just now i misstyped it
>>534639828Yeah, you know that, but every single additional hoop to jump through exponentially decreases the amount of normalfags that can get through. Especially in the EU, if you can't get to anti-government material, which you won't when this policy starts targeting (((disinformation))), most normalfags will just latch on to your average controlled opposition picrelated-esque parties that not only not do anything, but also make us all seem retarded in proxy, rather than getting truly redpilled. Shit's fucked m8.
Goose if you're still lurking, good to see you around. Missed you two threads ago. Stay clear of the meat catchers!
>>534640085total iranny death
>>534640216Destroy the fucking oil infrastructure already, for fuck’s sake. Go on, Vahidi. Blast them.
>>534640418black cats are the best
Russians are bombing the fields north of Novoselivka. About a week ago DRG trickle got into the southern most buildings there. About 5km north and they get into the defensive line.
>>534640231>Is the war back on the menu frens???Consult the picrel saar
>>534640518I think Novoselivka is inevitable because of the terrain. The Russians were there before in 2022.
>>534640460vahidi got his brains splattered all over the concrete infront of his screaming gay husbandhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ybsyargps8r4zg1l.mp4
>>534640507nah ginger assholes are apex cute predators
>“The United States carried out strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Port and Bandar Abbas but a senior U.S. official says this is NOT a restart of the war.” — Fox NewsPentagon and White House acting exactly like Netanyahu does with Lebanon and Gaza. Enact a ceasefire, restart strikes one month later, then say that the war has totally not restarted and it’s just punctual strikes. This is exactly why everyone negotiating with the U.S. and Israel should be hanged — looking at you, Mr. Araghchi.
>>534640460Just like with Russia, delaying the inevitable.
>>534640231>Is the war back on the menuno. iran blew up a UAE port a couple of days ago, so the UAE is going to blow up a port in Iran today, we'll be back to "being days away from a deal" by tomorrow.
>>534640645>>534640655Replied to the shitskin pizdabol award.
>>534640019Thanks for thanking the baker
>>534640460>just let us hit you bro we need to have the upper hand
>>534640645bro you should hear how he meowsliterally never heard something so precious and vocal
No izzat.
>>534640694oh shit now what
>>534640507You're the type of shitjeet to molest your mom while she's sleeping
>>534640655gingers are peak dummy
>Thread just started>Shitskin already getting (you)sAre you guys retarded
please understand the jews and their pedo Gulf pets were really upset
>>534640694he didn't reveal himself before I ignored him.I've corrected my mistake.
>>534640418Hi, fren :3 Thanks :3 I was just about to close the tab. The report was in the previous thread thoughGood night frens :3
>>534640845big oofanother self confession from impotent chipoids
>IDF Radio says Iran launched missiles at two US Navy destroyers as they were leaving the Strait of Hormuz.
>>534640907how come i keep getting (You)s lil bro
>>534640940good night goslingfren. thanks for the longer visit today. take care
>>534640962they were trying to enter, big difference
>>534640809u r gay for Sukdeep nowYou will spend rest of your days eating da poo poo
>>534640641assault will probably happen from the east, though. they might want to capture more land of it north first too
>>534640962>leaving the Strait of Hormuz.yeah nah, they tried to break through
reports that Iran is targeting more mutt amistad ships
>>534640907enjoy>>534641149
>>534639694Russia is threatning Kyiv with armed oreshnik missiles if they disrupt the Moscow Parade! We live in scary times and things can escalate quickly right now! Keep your family close and your bunker\shelter stocked up with food and batteries!
>>534641207also hitting uae, aka sodom, aka whoreland.
>>534640338>happy day when Iran destroys the gulf arapes.hope that day is coming.Saudis allowed their bases to be used so they're back on the target menu.but I hope they just level UAE. UAE is the fucking worst. A modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah.>>534640683May 8/9th is soon. Agent Z won't be able to resist his urge to kill civvies so Oreshniks will fly.>>534640940nite
>>534641035Tell your mom about all the (You)s you are getting. She will be proud of her son when she thinks of all that izzat
>>534641286chat cola
>>534641302all of the arapes must be destroyed, saudi apes, qatar apes, uae whores, bahrain fags, kuwait sissies. all of them need to be murdered.
Is it just me or is 4chan changing all the memeflags' names? I feel like my filter worked before, but I'm seeing so many memeflags both here and in outer/pol/ now
>>534641259Nigger.
>>534641086They gray army is only about 10km from cutting the the northern road for Orikhiv. Omel'nyk is already getting hit with rocket artillery so there wont be much to hold when they get there anyway.
>>534641067>Trump has turned America into a saboteur.has?has this nigga been asleep for the past year? that's literally how the orange nigger operates. his word is less than worthless.
>>534641286Is it true that UAE are actually hosting Iraeli soldiers now?
>>534641337i have more money in my wallet than youve seen in your entire life, think i care what some impotent loser thinks kekt. 20yo zoomerbvll
>>534641554>Is it true that UAE are actually hosting Iraeli soldiers now?Of course. Do you think sandniggers can operate Israeli equipment? They can't even drive cars or fly planes. They need contractors to wipe their asses.
>>534641554they supposedly host a laser defense system, so jews just parasitizing to test their systems.
>The United States, in violation of the ceasefire, targeted an Iranian oil tanker moving from the coastal waters of Iran in the Jask region towards the Strait of Hormuz, as well as another vessel entering the Strait of Hormuz, off the coast of Fujairah.>At the same time, they carried out air assaults on civilian areas in cooperation with some regional countries on the coasts of Bandar Khamir, Sirik, and Qeshm Island.>The Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran immediately retaliated by attacking American military vessels in the eastern Strait of Hormuz and south of the port of Chabahar, causing significant damage to them.>The criminal and aggressive America and its supporting countries must know that the Islamic Republic of Iran, as in the past, powerfully and without the slightest hesitation, will deliver a crushing response to any aggression and invasion.
enjoy my first bake anon im off now and please someone change my mixed up thread number in the next bake. good night NEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDED NEW BAKER NEEDED>NEW BAKER NEEDED
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>>534641374Do you know where to buy it? Domestic shipping or EU shipping only if necessary
HAPPENING>HAPPENING> Explosions in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.fuck yes.
>>534641887reports say they directly hit mutt BBC boats
>IRGC statement: “The U.S. military targeted an Iranian oil tanker heading to the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. acted in cooperation with some regional countries in its attacks.”
>So far with all this fog of war, it appears to be that this is the chronology of events.>The US Regime forces attacked an Iranian oil tanker.>Iran retaliated by firing missiles at American warships in the strait of Hormuz.> America then decided to strike positions from which it preserved the strike is came from and areas in Western Tehran.>Now Iran is striking back with a barrage of missiles and drones.man only if russia, would retaliate in that way... hell just delcaring the black sea into a no fly zone (and downing all drones and spy planes there) would do wonders
>>534641840nite & ty
>Iran’s military says the U.S. violated the ceasefire by striking an Iranian oil tanker near Jask and another vessel near the Strait of Hormuz.
>>534641974it's just an accident or a technical malfunction. nothing to worry about.
>>534642038>man only if russia, would retaliate in that waythat's what I have been saying, Russia could give the baltiape and finnland the gulf treatment and NATO wouldn't do shit. But Putin is afraid that he might be breaking int law...
>Missile launches form southern Iran reported.UEA is going to find out in the next 20-30 minutes.
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>>534641816irannys are so effeminate and performative, definitely one of the countrys that needs a genocide to humble them
>Explosions heard in Dubai and Abu Dhabi.
>>534642293my heart is with the poor hard working hohol women there (my cock is hard too)
>>534642076maybe they'll finally stop fucking around and respond this time... and not take the first pissfire offer that orange nigger sends them
>all that dubai chocolate gone like tears in rainSukdeep malding
>>534639694>#22330It's 23330,b anon.
>I have r̶u̶p̶e̶e̶s̶ money lil bro
>>534641601Real zoomerbvulls are telling their moms about what they are doing all day :)Show her all the pictures you have savedPlenty izzat
>>534642293>>534642337>>534642389dubai is an indian colony nowadays, i dont even go there via transit anymore
I bin Sukdeep posts without reading lil broPoo belongs in the loo
>>534642499looks like usd to me>>534642509whatever loser, your mum must be so proud of her failure of a son kek
>>534642038That would be pretty stupid lolI don’t think putin cares about twitter updoots
>>534642354>now this is the view I would love to come home to>bunch of skyscrapers jutting from fucking sand and 10 lane highwayhate vapid cunts so much it's unreal
>>534642617>pretty stupid lol>denying your enemy to spy on you and taking away one of its staging grounds means your are losing.sorry, i am not fluent in cuckdeau
>>534642038>man only if russia, would retaliate in that way... hell just delcaring the black sea into a no fly zone (and downing all drones and spy planes there) would do wondersWhy the fuck is Russia allowing a pissant like Sweden to fly its spy planes close to its big cities so they can pick targets and kill Russians? Makes no fucking sense.
So let me get thsi straight, the Us tried to get their project fagdom out of the ground by using what little standoff munitions they have to attack civilian ports in Iran while trying to sneak ships up the Strait of Hormuz to "free" a few tankers.Iran didn't fall for it and hit the mutt ships, which are now fleeing back to the sea of Oman.And somehow, the only country taking real damage is the UAE.
>“Iran retained about 70% of its pre-war ballistic missile arsenal after U.S. and Israeli strikes, according to the CIA.” — The Washington Post>Analysts believe Iran unearthed underground missile depots after the US strikes and restored them, as well as producing new ones.>It is also noted that Iran will be able to survive Trump's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz for several months.I was going to say that the jews are fucked. But then I remembered about Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrein and the United Arab Emirates.
>>534642736>hate vapid cunts so much it's unrealYou wouldn't believe how many whores became millionaires by going to Dubai and prostituting themselves to those sandniggers.
>>534642778uae should send their army of jamboys to iran already and see what sticks
>>534642274
>>534642783It's going to restart and the world will go poor because of oil shortages, isn't it?
>>534642767No reason to fuck with planes in international air space when Russia's still trying to finish this without a war with NATO. Fuck they gonna see in Sochi anyway, Russian asses lying on a beach?
>534642856You are literally a jamboy lol
>>534642860idgipalikeks also celebrated 9/11
>>534642873It’s not going to restart at least until Barron Trump secures a lot of bullish bets on oil in the stock market.
>>534642923i can buy your underage sisters pussy and asshole for 350 in tijuanabe humble, sit down
>>534642950Source on your pic
>>534640418Weird pic, FamilyMart is Japanese but the characters are Traditional Chinese so I bet that it was taken at Taiwan
>>534642923Oh no you made Sukdeep mad
>gujarati rapebaby still begging for (you)s>gujarati shitskin still counting (you)s>still no money>still no food>still no timestamps>still no izzat
>>534642922>without a war with NATOno shit. So Russia think is not at war with Nato? No wonder they get rekted by nato missiles on a daily basis.
>>534642922>finish this without a war with NATONo, this is not gonna happen. War with NATO is inevitable. In fact, NATO has been at war with Russia for years.By not responding, Russia is just making them more brazen and is presenting themselves as weak.US and NATO only understand force. RU needs to make an example of one of the countries so they never try this shit again.And NATO won't do shit. Article 5 is a dead letter.I think Medvedevi hinting at just that.
>>534643059literally sinwars children joking about 9/11now theyre dead and their children are all dickless losers so whos laughing now>>534643132if coping personally makes you feel better about yourself thats fine, idcserbs are my bros irl anyway
>hohols conning people wherever they go
>>534639971You messed up the number newfag, you are thereby subject to a one-week ban from /chug/
>>534639694ZI denounce the talmudgood morning /chug/>UAE is about to be raped againglorious>>534641337>about all the (You)s you are getting.KEKyou had to see earlier todaythe shitskin suddenly talking about the SMO because he wanted at least a single (you), just onehe went to beg on /pig/ and outer/pol/, didn't work eitherhe had to leave without a single (you) and cry himself to sleep>>534642923>You are literally a jamboy lolhe thinks if he pretends he hates them he will farm izzatbut he struggles to use the word "jeet"I took the liberty of updating the shitskin gujarati collage pictureI added his disgusting face picture, many never saw it
>EPul/q/1EPul/q/1>gujarati poorfag still can't prove me wrong>still no friends>still no guns>still no jewellery>still no izzat
>>534639942retard...its on 9th may, NAFOtroon. at least learn the basics before you try to cut other peeps dicks off rhetorically.kek.>longterm career prospective: drafty but motivated dronefodder.
>534643023The only thing you can buy is a heap of cow dung, shitjeety sukhdeep
>>534639971>did i mess it up somewhere?yes - showing "your flag". it may lead to criminal prosecution for "supporting international crimes/a war of aggression", buddy. better learn the ropes fast.
>“A U.S. official says Saudi Arabia and Kuwait have removed restrictions on U.S. military use of their airspace in operations involving Iran.” — Fox News
>gujarati pussy's masters still being turned into gaza>still no women>still no vacation>still no aura>still no izzat
>>534643178Yeah I agree with you but Putin doesn't, the goal is to split the world to a US/Israeli sphere, Russian sphere and a Chinese sphere. It's why Russia's hesitant to openly support Iran or Venezuela, it's like a peace offering, he's doing the same shit USSR did and it didn't work then, won't work now. Only difference now is Putin's got a stronger hold on his power than USSR leaders did, so we can only hope he uses the additional time to wake up.
>>534643540Shows flag.
>FOX News is reporting a large wave of US airstrikes against multiple cities in Iran, including Bandar Abbas and the Minab Naval Base at Bandar Kargan.
>>534641844I don't know. I've tried to find it multiple times, but they only have two plants: one in salfit, wb, and one in Jordan. And they don't have wide distribution networks
>U.S. forces intercepted unprovoked Iranian attacks and responded with self-defense strikes as U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyers transited the Strait of Hormuz to the Gulf of Oman, May 7.>Iranian forces launched multiple missiles, drones and small boats as USS Truxtun (DDG 103), USS Rafael Peralta (DDG 115), and USS Mason (DDG 87) transited the international sea passage. No U.S. assets were struck.>U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) eliminated inbound threats and targeted Iranian military facilities responsible for attacking U.S. forces including missile and drone launch sites; command and control locations; and intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance nodes.>CENTCOM does not seek escalation but remains positioned and ready to protect American forces.kek those niggers missing the detail that they opened fire on an iranian tankers first.
>>534643309id kms if i was a chinese cuckhold>>534643386>>534643413>>534643471>>534643610kwab
>>534642354the actual funny part are the first 4 seconds.. showing a westernized "free" woman wearing not even a hijab while comong from the outside in a pisspoor pisslamist tyrannical shithole but owning a penthouse suit in the best spot...>absolute PR-propaganda shitshow.KEK
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