>Kash Patel Lost It When Personalized Bourbon Bottle Went Missing>“It turned into a sh*tshow,” a former agent said of the scene.>FBI Director Kash Patel reportedly had a major meltdown when he lost one of his personalized bottles of bourbon.>The Atlantic reported Wednesday that Patel typically travels with a supply of personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.” Some of the bottles also include his signature and the number nine, a likely reference to Patel’s place in the lineage of FBI directors.>Patel and his team reportedly traveled with at least one case of bourbon to the FBI’s training facility in Quantico, Virginia, in March for a “training seminar” taught by Ultimate Fighting Championship athletes. At least one of the bottles of bourbon went missing, causing Patel to “lose his mind,” according to clients of Kurt Siuzdak, a retired agent who has assisted FBI agents with legal issues, who spoke with The Atlantic.>Multiple agents contacted Siuzdak for legal guidance after Patel threatened to polygraph and prosecute staff over the missing bottle. “It turned into a shitshow,” Siuzdak said. Other attorneys told the magazine they’d received similar calls from FBI employees concerned about Patel’s bourbon bottles.>Siuzdak told the magazine that FBI agents “have a duty to disclose wrongdoing,” but it had become clear that if one made allegations against Patel, “you’re screwed.”>“I tell people to run from him,” Siuzdak, who had a more than 20-year career at the FBI, said of the advice he gives current FBI employees.https://newrepublic.com/post/210076/kash-patel-freaked-personalized-bourbon-bottle-missingwhy is the director of FBI traveling around with an entire case of bourbon when the agency has a zero tolerance policy on drinking on the job?
>>534645610miggers
>>534645610>personalizedit was probably a souvenir or signed, you don't have memorabilia? maybe a white whore shoved it up her ass, why wouldn't a jeet want to keep that?
>>534645610Alcohol can be legally enjoyed outside of working hours by any government employee.
>>534645610When he lost his mind did he threaten to fuck those bloody bitch and other unintelligible pajeet gutterspeak?
>>534645610>lose a bottle>it becomes a detective caseSo who's supposed to solve the case of the missing bottle? For some reason the FBI can't solve shit anymore
>>534645700they meant pic relhe produces those and gifts to peopleworst thing is he drunk the bottle himself and forgot and now blames everyone
>>534645610Im reporting every European Union post on twitter for being communistic. Fuck niggers.
>>534645610>>The Atlantic reported Wednesday that Patel typically travels with a supply of personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.” Some of the bottles also include his signature and the number nine, a likely reference to Patel’s place in the lineage of FBI directors.lmfao indians are so fucking tacky. what do you wanna bet he has his name decaled on his car too.
>>534645610Whiny faggot. Awesome that some FBI agents stole it from him. Fuck Kashyap he is super cringe
KWAB
>>534645610>Newrepublic>Sources say>Anonymous reports!Jesus browns are reaching.
>get blackout drunk Jeet style on bourbon>lose custom bottle >assume it was stolen because that’s what you would doEvery time. Jeetbrain
>>534645610Trust the plan.Piss off the terrorists by bombing a school and have the FBI be drunk on the job. 9-11 was a boon to Bush.
Nancy Guthrie's killer remains free and unknown btw.
>>534645610He’s just not a serious man
>>534646142> brownsUhhhh, anon…
>>534645917Lol if that guy ever gifted me that bottle I would proceed to drop it in the trash right in front of him.
>>534645610>a former agent said>Patel and his team "reportedly" traveled>Other attorneys said>according to clients of Kurt Siuzdak, a retired agent>Fitzpatrick said even more sources reached out to her to discuss Patel’s leadership afterward—and clearly they have a lot to say.
when did this site get taken over by libtards? Kash was hand picked by Trump himself, he's one of our greatest warriors for right wingers everywhere. why is everyone attacking him? are we being raided?
>>534648093>Kash was hand picked by Trump himself* charlie wanted him* he then had to run the coverup* now hes drinking all the time
>>534645917I thought this was a satirical article....How can americans stand this tasteless pajeet streetshitter doing this embarrassing shit
>>534648093Trump is a bolshevik.
>>534645917lmao that filename. Its making my senses tingling.
>>534645610It's not even good bourbon.
>>534645610WHICH OF YOU BASTERD BENCHODS TOOK MY BURBON KASH ME OUSIDE HOW BOUT THAT
why the fuck would you tards want the FBI to be competent?
>>534645610>>The Atlantic reported Wednesday that Patel typically travels with a supply of personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.” Some of the bottles also include his signature and the number nine, a likely reference to Patel’s place in the lineage of FBI directors.what the fuck is wrong with jeets and the administration stupid enough to elect this clown?
>>534648093Reality has a well known liberal bias.
>>534648661>good bourbon there is no such thing, it is all cornslop
>>534645917there's a special kind of irony to the migajeet fbi head being a drunkard who covers pedo crimes given the fbi's origins in prohibitionwhether they know it or not, they work diligently for satan
Kash Patel seems awfully normal. He's just into cars, cigars, and bourbon? All his e-mails leaked and that's all he's up to.
>>534648466Who has the photo of Kashyap in that tacky Ka$h camo hoodie standing in front if one of those Hobby Lobby American flag shelves lined with more tacky Ka$h merchandise?Kash is hyper-ultra-cringe. He had a melty because he didn't have an official FBI jacket for the Charlie Kirk press conference so he took a WOMANS jacket (only one that'd fit) and then stole some other dudes FBI badge and wore that.This is but one of Kashs cringy incidences. There are many
>>534645610its okay for our leaders to be drug addicts when miggers do it okay OP?
>>534645917It's cow urine
>>534645610>>FBI Director Kash Patel reportedly had a major meltdown when he lost one of his personalized bottles of bourbon.While I think Patel is a retard, I can understand the anxiety around this. As someone in such a high position of authority, you have to worry about people fucking with you and your shit constantly. Not just because people might want to put you at a psychological disadvantage, but also because some people might be trying to poison you. This extreme of a reaction doesn't mean that Kash Patel needs a Bourbon with a baby nipple, it means he's been dealing with this bullshit for a while and THIS particular issue was the one where he knew EXACTLY that something fishy is going on.Still handled it like a complete retard though
>>534645610Saars, we'll get to the bottom of who stole the ̶S̶t̶r̶a̶w̶b̶e̶r̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ Bourbon
The FBI is a fucking jokeFedniggers tongue my anus
>>534645917American Bourbon or Canadian Rye whiskey...pure vomit material..Disgusting.
>>534645610>personalized bottles of Woodford Reserve bourbon, branded with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” and a rendering of the FBI shield, surrounded by a band that features his favored spelling of his first name: “Ka$h.”Idiocracy-tier level of clownworld.
>>534651017>>hyper cringeAll stinky poos are hyper cringe, intolerable.
>>534645610>why is the director of FBI traveling around with an entire case of bourbonBecause he's retarded. Trump's worst hire easily.
>>534645610WHERE DID YOU BLOHDY BASTERDS HIDE MY BOURBON
>>534655644>Because he's retarded. Trump's worst hire easily.Only because Pam Bondi was very clean fuckworthy blond.
