UFO DISCLOSURE TOMORROW
sure thing pal
>>534645988>TOMORROWI'm fishing all day so I won't be reading any news of nothing happening again.
>tumor weeks
>>534645988Why don't the aliens just show up and start talking to people? Why do they need permission from the government? If they have no interest in contact then It's not really interesting to me.
Yeah, cool. Are they the "starve the energy vampire" kind, or just another smokescreen for said energy vampires?
>>534645988corbell and knapp are both gatekeepersfuck those two spooks
>>534645988>Gradually release things>This is not psychological operationsJEWS ARE GODS CHOSEN AND THE ALIENS SAY SO GOY
Also,>leverage >might beIs Corbell a semitic name?
>>534645988>MAJOR EARTH SHATTERING HAPPEINGI'm ready for the disclosure of space pussy
>>534645988are ayys going to pay my fucking bills? no? then i dont give a fuck
>>534645988>Sleeping DogIsn't there some old proverb about not waking a sleeping dog. I hope we're ready.
>>534645988Friendly reminder that the UFO community spent 80 FUCKING YEARS to get where they are today. Which is nowhere btw lmao just bread crumbs and whistle blowers.
>>534645988It will be just like the JFK files. A nothingburger. Bone Spurs is doing whatever he can to distract from his horrific presidency.
>>534645988Lmao anything to distract from the Epstein Files huh?
>>534645988E.T. was in the Epstein Files?What did he do to poor Elliott?
>>534645988>MAJOR EARTH SHATTERING HAPPEINGNot earth shattering enough to stop having to clock in for work apparently
>>534645988>hey guys, interdimensional aliens that totally aren't demons created us and Christianity!0 days without jewish tricks
>>534645988Holy Jesus, this is going to be wild.Enough of all that though, what about releasing the unredacted Epstein files and jailing all known pedos and anyone compromised by foreign intelligence agencies?
>>534645988aaaaaaaaaand shit's gonna happen
>>534646600I'll take this over nothing happening. But nothing will happen.
>>534645988Two more 12 hours
>>534646467Fucking would. I'm available tonight for some ayyyussy, hmu at 2am while I'm sleeping
>This is Eglin-07 Operative status ACTIVE>Alien Disclosure status IMMINENT>Response requested;>POO IN IT
>>534646308>Why don't the aliens just show up and start talking to people?Because the entire globe is under a jewish spell, and the aliens have no wish to enlighten a species who is so easily swayed by evil influences.Recent happenings (e.g. Epstein) are an alien test to see if humans will actually rise up against mindbogglingly injustices. If we don't, we are not of sufficient moral quality to join inter-galactic society.
>>534645988This is an IQ test, and OP failed it.
>>534646775>We won't induct you into our society>But we will abduct you and have sex with some of youAre humans the equivalent of a bbc fetish for the universe?
The owls are exactly what they seem
>>534645988>Slow and steady at first>Nothing shocking initiallyso nothing at all. why not throw one shocking thing in the beginning to get everyone pumped?>Hey, remember this pic?>yea, it's real. not us.>I know, fucking crazy right? anywhere here's some mundane stuff for now, we'll show more crazy shit later.
>>534646713Just got word from your manager. No alien pussy available, but you still got 40 years of work left.
>>534646635>jailingYou are soft like wet noodle, anon. Justice demands something much harsher
>>534646933Pic related is what the UFO cuckmunity are cumming their pants over. Go get laid, aliens aren't real nor would they improve your life in any way if they were.
>>534646552kek 80 more years >no, this time is frlmao even
>>534645988Omfg how long are they going to drag this out? 6 months? A year? 2 years?!?!?
>>534645988Hey guys remember those Epstein files binders they gave out to influencers and then nobody talked about it ever again, then claimed the Epstein files were a democrat hoax, then claimed anyone still talking about it was a bad person?
>>534646308Its complicated
>>534647126They'be been dragging it since the 1940's kek
>>534645988>UFO Disclosure timed for NYSE markets as per Alien request
>>534645988I met one, invited it in for some margaritas had a real time, said he was sorry about the probing, thats just how they say hi.
>>534645988
>>534646945Fug :(
>our government chose silence overtransparency - that might be changing.
>>534646775>alien test to see if humans will actually rise up against mindbogglingly injustices. If we don't, we are not of sufficient moral quality to join inter-galactic societyLike any society, even an intergalactic one values system stability.CONGRATULATIONSby not doing shit, you have proven that our system is not prone to collapse into unstable and unreliable bloodbath!Your elites will be introduced to the council to be granted immortality so they can keep ruling the species with this level of efficiency in social engineering, forever!
AMA
>>534647182>trust the expertswhy would they give any flying fucks about who you think they should talk to here? lol the audacity>uh buddy they should talk to the most powerful from Earthwhy though? why would they care? why wouldn't they talk to some retard from bumfuck nowhere in some third world country? what do you thing the most powerful/intelligent person on this planet can bring to the table that would make any fucking difference for them?
>>534647182Aliens could be shitposting on /pol/ RIGHT NOW
>>534647338>you have proven that our systemPerfectly valid theory. The theme of our society is humiliation, therefore the motivations of hidden alien overlord(s) could be shitposting incarnate. I think we are living in a shitpost.
>>534647308Christ, you idiots actually do the memes.
>>534647573You lost sõy migger
>>534647400Technically a possible scenario since we don't know where they took the Giselan bodies from Iran or what became of them after. DP stands for denebian probe so you already have at least two types of 'alien' we are dealing with
Not all of Satan's angels fell on Earth.
>>534645988>slow and steady at first Two more weeks?
>>534646308They do. Many people have shared their stories of aliens. They are ridiculed for it. They used to be institutionalized for it.
>>534647400We are, want proof? post ends with 43
>>534647741Nice try space man...but cheque these numerals
>>534647381The ones that visit they like Iran and they are named after a place they take great interest in, Gisel
>>534647741now we know there's faggot aliums
>>534645988>ALERT ALERT ALERT>NOTHING BUGGER INCOMING>BRACE FOR IMPACTWhoop whoop whoop
>>534645988>release files>nothing shocking at firstFucking blueballs
>>534647349What do you know? We're not doing this whole "ask me questions" thing.
UFOfags do this shit every few months
>>534645988>JC>JK LCGuess we need to look into Kenyon and Lockyer.
>>534647522The council can drop by in one of our humor threads anytime they want
>>534646775> Because the entire globe is under a jewish spell, and the aliens have no wish to enlighten a species who is so easily swayed by evil influences.Except they loved the Germans and Hitler which is why they made contact with them during ww2 because they admired how they fought against evil and displayed the qualities necessary for an advanced race
>>534646561He phoned home. Home was inside Elliott's colon
Time to wake up
videos of equipment failures/malfunctions incoming
>>534647338> Your elites will be introduced to the council to be granted immortality so they can keep ruling the species with this level of efficiency in social engineering, forever!Wrong, what happens when there is no more hope is they reset the Earth and let humans start over again
>>534645988Is it really happening this time?Holy wowee! Gee golly gosh!It's really habbening, guise
>>534647051kek the people who make these things must be laughing for years at thier epic trolling
>>534648006Lockyer is locksmith, so nothing surprising there.
>>534645988Ok, nigger.
>>534648120Silly moral anthropocentrism...
>>534647959It is all rather convoluted and difficult to explain in short form
If they have the ability to travel hundreds of lightyears, why would they even bother with us doing all their weird shit. Just set up some observation drones and move on.
The releases are just going to be a bunch of heavily redacted reports that ultimately say they don't know shit about fuckThe whole point of a ufo is its unidentified so they don't know what it is.
>>534645988>drip fed disclosure>always 2 weeks away
>>534647051>nor would they improve your life in any way if they were.they farm us nigger
>>534646635>jail the israeli pesosIn iran, they hang them.
>>534648034>Except they loved the Germans and HitlerInteresting theory. Now I am reminded of all those popculture movies (e.g. Marvel Red Skull, Hellboy) that implied the nazis were supernatural (i.e. alien technology would look as such). The supernatural nazi thing is a recurring theme. Where did that fictional theme even come from, there is no such supernatural mentions in any "reputable" WW2 documentaries that I've seen.
>>534645988They already made a movie about it in 2018 called The Titan. The aliens are just going to be genetically modified humans made to look like aliens.
>>534646248I'm all in.
>>534648609ye magically having DNA and shit, organs, heart, lungs. what are the odds
How can there be aliens if the closest star to us i lightyears away.
I still don't know what this is
>>534645988This isn't about ayys. It's about putting the final nail in western religion (Jews don't care they're all secular) and running yet more distraction over Epstein and Iran.
>OH MY HEKKIN TWO WEEKZ GUISE>>534646897holy shit anime girls were right in front of me this entire time
>>534648733they phase through dimensions into your ass
>>534645988>fale ayyy distraction from the war distraction from the Epstein files I don’t want ayyys I want the pedophiles to be arrested
>>534648762nazca lines
>>534648540tanhk for fish :DDDD
I swear by Allah that I've "summoned" a ufo a year ago. Was scrolling at reddit that day and stumbled upon a thread of someone posting the summoning audio. At first I thought it's bs but I've convinced myself to do it the right way as I won't lose anything right? I played it through my cheap but very loud Chinese portable Bluetooth speaker placed inside the window. I fixed my eyes to an empty point at the sky, and not only a minute later a light was flashing at the exact empty space my eyes were locked in. I swear I've never felt fear like that moment before. I was completely terrorized. I made a thread about it in reddit, if you have time, you can read. Picrel is the ufo I summoned, you can see a tentacle hanging
>>534648282>anthropocentrismHow so, he is saying aliens are in control, not humans.If the earth is an alien science experiment, they've cleaned the slate six(?) times now, being the provable mass-extinction events that have occurred on this planet in the past. Aliens seeding planets with life for experiments will also have the capability to drop meteors or trigger ice ages, just as easily as we conjure cold temperatures in our refrigerators.
>>534648859Looks like something buried to me
>>534648920Sorry forgot the thread :Phttps://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/s/rLUaHOcHqJ
>ayyliums revealed!!>yet you still have to go to work >and pay taxes uh huh
Ok let's pretend aliens are real.They had 80+ years to make contact and share their technology, we could've lived in an utopia instead billions of people suffered horrible fates since then.What excuse do they have? "hurr durr you couldn't be trusted with it blah blah"
>>534646308Especially since the government is a belligerent occupier that has no consent to govern us. I think the issue is there isn't a non-violent way to deal with the parasitic jewish epstein class that won't stop ruining everything for everyone, and ayys are probably really naive about that and have this "oh no don't be violent be peaceful' attitude that doesn't actually work in reality but does for them because they probably don't have jews on their planets.
>>534645988Existence of aliens wouldn't be a world shattering event. We're all kinda getting softly desentized for 80 years now by Jewish scifi productions.The only world shattering thing that could happen is that aliens were black and they cloned workslaves from local monkeys with enriched alien dna that accidentally turned white and took over the planet.
>>534648920That could be a plasmoid or my preferred term, plasma blob. They are weirdly connected to sentience and they behave like organisms, they come into low atmosphere during electromagnetic storms to feed
>>534649192>share their technologywhy would they?
>>534649192>we could've lived in an utopiaoh sweet summer child>>534649192>What excuse do they have?we're humans. we want to steal their tech and use it to crush our enemies. and probably rape their holes if they have any. and if possible destroy our enemies at the same time as fucking their alium holes, while taking a selfie.how old are you?
Rita Repulsa was a sexy alien
>>534649281To improve our lives. They clearly don't want that they had plenty of time.They also had plenty of time to destroy us so they just want to stay neutral and watch us like animals in a zoo. Even meeting them would be pointless they'll just fuck off again.
>>534645988Dunno about this one. I want to be friends with aliens, but if they start shilling anything that can be the Beast Mark I would start hiding out in the woods (there are lots of them in my 3rd world shithole)
>>534645988Aliens are fake and gay you retard
>>534649281If you believe the lore they already gave us velcro and lasers, what more could you need?
>>534645988>Something unexplainable is seen in the sky. >That means there are advanced alien species.
>>534647400we wouldn't waste our time with that
>>534645988>presidential ufo filesanything except the pedo files, right? lmao you fucking pigs
>>534645988Inb4>Yes there are aliens >No we are not in contact with them>No they don't wanna talk >Ok....bye now
>>534649490
Did they realize that once their mind reading telepathic gangstalking DARPA shit is finally exposed with "mental illness" acting as cover that blaming a Russian microwave eventually won't work and have decided to try and pin it on aliens instead? It won't work you stupid glowing faggots you'll still be drug out of your secure facility.
>>534649324Sounds like some bullshit some aliens would say to justify being passive pieces of shit. We could give tech to the Sentinelese and they wouldn't be able to take over the planet.
>>534649517This is the simple truth, but they have defo been trying all these years to capture more of the lil fellas
>>534649192>we could've lived in an utopia instead billions of people suffered horrible fates since then.>What excuse do they have? "hurr durr you couldn't be trusted with it blah blah"Isn't the current state of planet earth in 2026 evidence that humanity can't be trusted?Like why would aliens not have given unimaginable technology to the current day pajeets? What would a pajeet do with the ability to teleport, infinite strength, etc?Because humanity (most of which is indian/africa/china) cannot be trusted, they would be unleashing humanity on the galaxy.
>>534646600If they are reptilian it’s time.
>>534649665>Next 25 yearsMore of this part of the story.
>>534649413see? you already started on working them, guilt tripping them into giving you their sweet tech. that's what we do. we're space-negros for them. we'd use any trick in the book to extort their tech and information out of them. you have already started prostituting yourself and trying to guilt trip them into it. faggot. that's why we cannot have nice things, because of this particular trait we humans have, that you are now exhibiting.we have evolutionary developed a myriad of ways in which we fool ourselves to be convincing while scheming. that's when you get the highest chances of success, when you fool even yourself into believing it.
>>534649413>To improve our liveswe're still shit-flinging apes, no way a space faring, fuck potentially dimension faring super civilization would bother improving monkeydom if anything the zoo idea is probably the best one we have, we're probably just entertaining enough to not be culled >>534649470the lore is we've nigger rigged those from crashes i thought
>>534645988Like they'll really tell us
>>534645988>The nothing files
>>534649194>no consentSure they do. You gave them consent by not doing shit but being a polcel tough guy.
>>534648733low iq
Please don't be reptilians.Please don't be reptilians.Please don't be reptilians.
>>534649192Perhaps this isn't actually the first time weve had technology and it hasn't historically led to any utopia
>>534649759I enjoyed the philosophy of your post, thanks.
>>534649725>>534649759>>534649773They could give us technology that is better than what we have but worse than what they have that way they can still obliterate us at the first sign of hostility.And the fact that we already have the capability to destroy the planet but didn't shows that humanity isn't that retarded.
Is there just some schizophrenic weirdo making this type of thread every week?
>>534649878No those came from a species of dinosaur that didn't go extinct, it went underground>The Troodon
>>534649815You mean like you are doing right now with this post?oh.
>>534649252My mate(do brits say that?) I tried to rationalize my experience and scanned the sky with flightradar24 for flights and skyview for satellites. The thing only appeared and blinked its lights when I played the audio, but I wanted to make sure. So I found no data, no planes near my view or the eastern part of Medina that night and time. Keep in mind it was stationary, completely, unlike any "plane" I've ever seen. Its light was so also so strong, illuminating my room. I have not thought of plasmoids because all I know about them is the lighting ball weird phenomenon. It doesn't show blinking of light, it doesn't show an extension of tentacle as in my pic. Please increase the brightness of your device and see the tentacle, tell me if you can see it. I'm still thinking about what happened to me every single day for the past year. My 2nd biggest regret in life is not doing it in a professional setting that time, with drones, binoculars, pro camera gears etc. unrelated but my biggest regret in life also happened a year ago, bought Micron with all my life saving at $80, sold at $100
>>534649911they'd see you as a groveling little rapacious ape >we already have the capability to destroy the planet but didn'tnot eating glue is a bad argument for graduating class
>>534645988Jeremy Kenya Locker Corbell
>>534649911>They could give us technology that is better than what we have but worse than what they haveBut why? So we can kill each more efficiently than we have in the past?Will humanity be satisfied with the crumbs the aliens decide to give us?
>>534646308>Why don't the aliens just show up who do you think feeds on our loosh?You are a farm animal to them.earth is their farm
I'm not interested in a fucking zookeeper watching us fling shit. If it's not project Blue Balls (it is) watch the fuckers shake hands with the presidents of the world just to inform us they're here on a safari to watch the monkes.Nah fuck them at that point we might as well attack them for shits and giggles to see what happens.
>>534649911Go give that junkie negro rapist serial killer a pistol, because you have a AR-15. Spelling it out for you, humans are the crazy one in this analogy.
>>534646248Why hasn't AI turned that into a gif yet? Prof Chuddles P Chuddlington should be walking towards me on a treadmill with those clocks spinning fast enough to make his labcoat billow behind him
>>534649773The ayys love a good indian/train webm as much as the next anon.
>>534647126You realize they've been slowly acclimating everyone right? THere was soft disclosure for decades that stopped, and it had a revival in 2017 when the NYT posted that story about the tictac video. It's been a slow but steady drip since.
>>534649753Its all abit doom and gloom really
>>534650167>>534650216>>534650340You realize they could force us into an utopia/dystopia whether we like it or not.They don't have to drop some shit and leave then we blow up the planet they can control every aspect of our lives>inb4 that wouldn't be an improvementdepends on who you ask
All of this, just to distract from Epstein files.
>>534645988x
We have the same news every single year when they are trying to slide something
>>534650510They'll use the aliens as an excuse for a One World Government. We already kinda live in one but they'll make it official.
>>534650531>if I were the aliums I'd gibs me moneys and bitches and shieeet>so the aliums are bad mkay>aliums are meanies so let's kill the alienshumans
>>534650672Yes ForgottenLanguages is where blue beam came from
>>534648701They're either man made chimeras or demons and should be killed on sight, especially so if they write a bunch of laws making it illegal to kill them
Aliens aren't real. They will be mutants from lab experiments or robots with sophisticated AI. If they are real then they are demons and not to be trusted.
>>534649192Underground
>>534645988Until they parade a little green man up 5th Avenue, I don't believe.
>>534645988I wonder if ayys have a 4chan equivalent...
>>534645988Can't wait for another dump of absolutely nothing burger videos of airplanes and birds caught by fighter jet FLIR gimbals. Fuck the USA for this constant psyop bullshit. Death to Israel.
>>534645988>losing Ukraine >losing in Iran >inflation >record high gas prices >unaffordable homes Better distract the the goyim with space aliens.
>>534651328They have shown you one type
>>534646933Wow aliens know ASCII and English? Totally legit...
HOLY FUCK GUYS IT'S ALIENS WE NEED TO GIVE UP ALL PRIVATE PROPERTY AND SURRENDER OUR RIGHTS TO THE GOVERNMENT SO WE CAN BE SAFE
>>534647349Why don't you take your meds?
>>534651408You forgot the pedo blackmail ring operated by Israel.
https://nypost.com/2026/05/07/us-news/trump-admin-to-begin-releasing-highly-anticipated-ufo-and-extraterrestrial-life-files-heres-what-to-expect/
>>534650531>they could force us into >they can control every aspect of our livesWhy the fuck would they want to do that? Like logistically why would an enlightened race of superbeings do this to humans?You're projecting. You're saying the aliens should do what you would do. You're all about dominating others. And it is that exact characteristic why the aliens would never do what your suggesting, we are grabby greedy savages.
>>534648773Someone gets it.
>>534645988Way rather see the unredacted Epstein files. We could watch the public hangings then.
>>534651527I don't have a jewish doctor
>>534647182man, I spent almost 2 months going through scans of old astronomical catalogs just to try to get the coordinates for DP-2147, they scrubbed that shit super hard
>>534645988>the government lies about literally everything but this time they will tell you the truth about muh aliensKys guillible retard.
>>534645988So they're gonna edge everyone for eternity. 2 more weeks
>>534651762I-is that a rock so big that it was never actually moved from the quarry??? Must mean that the US has super secret alium information!!!
>>534651993This is a weekly rollout to July 8th when trump gives he’s full speech formally announcing aliens as real
>>534645988Aliens exists.Basically, long ago, 70-80, euros and Americans did experiments on their own people. To make mutants, alter DNA etcThey had some good results, but decided to test will they reproduce, how long will be alive etc. They put them underground. But in 90s most of tests was cancelled, because it's not allowed anymore. Now us gov plan to release photos or info about them.
>>534652165
>>534645988Going to be endless pages of air force pilots spotting sun dogs.
>>534646308They are demons, thats what they mean by "interdimensional" the government is working for demons and they are going to tell you.
>>534651445>6-7 hundredok thanks pavel
>>534649205This. There are revelations that have zero impact on the life of the average Joe. Only boomers with brains fried by drugs in 60s could imagine it would have some profound consequences. As for the science fiction, I think it doesn't have a desensitizing effect, it produces an unrealistic hype.
>>534651801Did anyone ever find out why they took down AboveTopSecret? They had the best threads for this
>>534651445it will be the longest drawn out nothingburger that won't really say anything conclusive but will be presented in way to make you draw the conclusions they want you to arrive at without them actually saying it, which is what they always did.the whole "we gotta ease them into it" just bought them another 50 years of this bullshit
>>534645988i'm literally shaking!!@!
>>534645988when are you manchildren gonna grow up?
>>534645988>Has been saying he'd release it tomorrow since like 2017.>Literally nothing stopping him.
>>534646775Cause they already met the worst of us, kikes and glowniggers
>Disclose aliens>The finally show up>They spin some story about how they have advanced tech, that can heal wounds and cure horrible illnesses, and even improve our crops and be able to feel the entire world.>Tell us how they must flee from their reality as it is reaching the point of collapse and will share this tech with us. >Fast forward 20 years with the aliens>We find out their reality really did not colapse.>Find out their tech that to us is super advanced is like a fucking etcha sketch to us.>Turns out they are litearlly the shitter species of where they come from>Turns out they just wanted to hop the reality boarder >Turns out we got a shit ton of illigal aliens in our world now.>TFW those fucking space backs keep taking our job>TFW Earth was made for earthlings. >TFW my alien wife just rolls her 3 eyes.
>>534649252Smokeless fire eh. Tee hee
>>534646775>rise up against a dead guy who had sex with slutty teenagers who wanted the sugar daddy buxx and helped him recruit other slutsCan’t think of a bigger priority for a spacefaring species
>>534652771I wouldn't be so sure, if they threatened semitic religious fundamentals it would be pretty disruptive, since half the world bases their whole paradigm on them and religious institutions leech off them.
>files released, they are confirmed real and in contact with several governments>what? no, they refuse to help with energy and combustible options for another 100 years>what? no, they will not aide us with potabilizing salt water technology>what? no, they will not help population in extreme need or inequality areas>what? no, there is no chance they go to india or brazil>they only ask to be left in peace in the several places they have been infiltrating for decades now.
>>534653177the good 3 body problem ending
>>534648602There is truth to what Hollywood shows us but it’s always a subversion or half truth
>>534651445>aaronothingburger confirmed
>>534653314Hollywoodism
>>534653231Christianity absorbed literal talking apes from Africa and you say a little grey men from another planet would shake its foundation? Only islam and judaism would be in much worse state, that's sure.
They have to it soon. Nibiru could be here in 2027. Might as well get the human population ready for another reset.
>>534653484>aaronot a good signand who gives a shit about files.i've got a file up my ass about channeling reptilians, greys and gay niggers from outer space.doesnt mean shit though.
>>534653226
>>534653607Not the same, christianity took its time with the niggers. And if Trump is eager to disclose shit it means said shit won't affect judaism negatively.
>>534653607Christianity "absorbs" whatever it likes because it doesn't have a true identity beyond being "kike-lite".
>>534645988I never even looked into blue beans but alien visitors don’t make sense really. For one the ai emergence has kind of reframed the whole ET visitor concept. If anything we’d get a probe or something. In any case there’s lots of unknowns, but I don’t buy aliens or ufos based on critical thinking. We are invisible to the rest of the galaxy, in the middle of nowhere. The closest star system to us, we couldn’t even detect if there was life on a planet around it, like a present day earth. So why would any alien decide to send a meat bag or probe out here? Especially when we see no signs of life whatsoever out there. If disclosure happens it will be some boring anomaly spotted far away that we say with 85% certainty is not natural and everyone will be able to make the same observations and there will be lots of debate and we’ll never know for sure what we’re looking at but the blinking pattern or spectrum analysis will hint at intelligence or non-natural phenomena.
>>534645988test
>>534654082If they go aliens they'll go with interdimensional obviously.
>>534645988inb4 top UFO echeleb blogshitters are going to get silver folders handed out with a "alien symbol" containing 80 year old roswell pictures and stuff about the crystal skulls of peru
>>534653769They are ideologically prepared for it.Catholic popes, Paul "Mao Sexto" VI and John Paul II, stated openly that there may be extraterrestrial beings, and if they exist they would be children of God just as we are.Not to mention protestant crazies like the Mormons.
>>534648920>when it lands
Oh there’s a bombshell coming, but it’s not what you think.Part of the release will be concerning the very terrestrial and identified “object” that Joe Biden ordered shot down over Lake Huron, and the ensuing coverup.You’re about to find out how stupid your government is.
>>534645988Shouldn't you outgrow this shit in high school?
It wasn’t a Chinese balloon.
>>534654036It's the other way around. The Catholic Church is universal and it can handle any ethnic group and culture by providing a Catholicism with all props customized to fit it. See the Japanese slant- eyed Jesus etc.At the same time protestants can always mutate into yet another sect to handle the new situation. There are already crazies like Mormons who would simply shrug at the aliens.
>>534645988ok, have them come visit me to say hi, otherwise it is fake and totally gay kikepilled
>>534645988The ONLY fucking thing I have left is Live ON PATROL with the lads, don't fuck that up.
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>>534645988BBCNP (BBC NATIONAL PARTY) Official MessageI'm the CEO of the BBCNP. Today I'm here to inform that OP LOVES KEK.End of the message.BBCN
Do we all get qt ayy gfs?
>>534646467anime girls are realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssix5jqGhNI
>>534645988You're getting the congressional hearings wrapped up. That's it.
>>534646897
>>534645988I saw that release. It was the guest, most anti-climactic event I’ve ever seen. Lol
>>534649878Too bad bro.So far all information I've gathered points out to reptilian demon-like creatures.Even the recent meeting with pastors a couple days ago was hinting at that.No Lyran or Nordic pussy. Feels bad man. I hope you like Snek!
>>534645988>UFOsAll demons in disguise for the faithless secular masses.Eat your heart out.
>>534649878>YOU VILL FUCK ZHE LIZARD AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>>534653177>oy vey goyim we are disclosing the aliens>oy vey goyim look at these crazy aliens that only showed up where you can't get to>oy vey goyim the aliens said you should all love eachother and border are fake and you should always chop off the end of your penis>oy vey goyim never forget the transgalatic slave trade (which your precursors were solely responsible for)>oy vey goyim never forget the six quintillion space jew victims of the galactic holocaust>oy vey goyim, the benevolent super smart aliens think jews should rule the world
>>534645988jews did something mega-fucking retarded or Patriots are getting huge wins. Thinking aliens give a shit about our backwater hell is Nick Fuentes level retardation.
>>534645988>Yeah i know things are shit and all, but look! Aliens!Nigger.
>>534645988>UFO DISCLOSURE TOMORROWAliens are real. Slow and steady retribution is real. I am prepped for the assrape we'll be receiving.
>>534657037>"Yes, this is just a distraction. Don't believe any of it fellow human."
late to the thread but it’s genuinely insane that the white house is reaching out to george knapp about disclosure, if true
Everyone who talks about aliens being demons is glowie, a crazy american evangelical or both
>>534645988Are there still actually people who fall for this shit in 2026? The Epstein "suicide note" that took how many years to release?You can't tell me there are seriously people who lend any credence to this shit.
>>534657217My BBC. Is YOUR Angel. pedro.
X-Files predicts hantavirus outbreak is a cover for a biological weapon meant to wipe out humanity on behalf of aliens that the US shadow government has negotiated with.https://youtu.be/9lMn8GZIBPw
>>534645988 project Blue balls
>>534657383I legitimately believe someone involved in that show was a true insider in the govt. Just too spooky to be a coincidence.
>>534657191George Knapp from Coast to Coast?
>>534655477https://www.justice.gov/epstein/Hope that helps
>>534657217Stop running screen for your nephelim fathers, shitskin.
>>534645988>post retarded shit for weekend news cycle
slow and steady you say?
>>534646308>Why don't the aliens just show up and start talking to people?>mfw after I kill 30 grey's and get awarded a medal
>>53464598812,000 pages of "I saw something and I don't know what it was, so it was definitely aliums"(pro-tip: they're demons)
>>534646308I post here everyday without the government's permission
>>534658207>how I react to ayys trying to steal my powerful aryan genes
>>534647349What does ELS stand for?what is dp2147?
>>534645988>1 pbtidFUCK OFF JEW
>>534658207demons>>534658842parasites
>>534647400Marsniggers tongue my anus
>>534645988How do these people have good jobs and families and own homes?
>>534646559>>534646561Only retarded autistic faggots care about that shit still
>>534645988So what
The worst thing about disclosure is that retarded normies are going to believe it and I’ll have to hear midwit boomers and le science redditors sperg out about this for the next decade.
>>534645988Good, enough with the oil slavery and bullshit.
>>534645988Whoa dude, I dont care that gas and food prices are astronomically high, hecking aliens are real!
>>534645988I don't care, get rid of the jewish pedos running the world to the ground with their brown bioweapons
>>534646308what do you think all of this is building up towards?
>>534646308Assuming they are an advanced species, one would simply assume they would try to contact other species with the least issues possible, which would be to do secret reconnaissance for a good long while, and then finally contact leaders of government.
>>534646775>Epstein fucking 16 year olds is mindboggingly unjust.Retard. If you think that's some kind of world shattering unjust behaviour, you're EXTREMELY fucking coddled. Giving a 12 year old puberty blockers is more unjust than that.
>>534646308why would zookeepers talk to the animals?
>>534645988It will be slow going for the first two weeks
>>534657650exactly
>>534660537Zookeepers talk to the animals all the time retard. For the purposes of bonding obviously. In this context early contact with pre tech society would normalize the notion of aliens, now it would causes a global cataclysm. I bet you felt smart writing this. Fucking stupid idiot.
>>534645988There's been dozens already jizz breath
VOTE NIGGERS!!!https://linkto.run/p/I74T09DG
>>534660638Kys kike ratface Talmudic synagogue circle jerking Faggotass ... Seriously kys NO 1 LIKES YOU RODENTS.
>>534660537Zookeepers definitely talk to the animals though. Humans talk to animals all the time. I talk to my dog, mostly to call him a retard. No alien has ever called me a retard, unless they were a /pol/ poster then I guess it's possible
>>534645988UFO doesn't mean alien it means the American government are incompetent and can't identify a Chinese weather balloon or hypersonic missile (again).
>>534660726>unintelligible screeching Faggot
>>534647182>>534651801I'm guessing DP-2147 is some sort of celestial body? and assuming that DP-2147 is beyond the distance of our nearest neighboring star, wouldn't it still take decades to get a message back and forth?>>534652821>Did anyone ever find out why they took down AboveTopSecret?qrd?
don't make me tap the sign
>>534660638woah an arrogant yid, what is this, bizarro world? if those zookeepers had speed of light mechanical arms that could manipulate shit in the pen, and they were so imperceptible that never had to enter, the animals would never see a single keepers face. i was using our current understanding of zookeepers as an analogy, a zookeeper has little interesting in existing on the same level as the things they watch over. your vile rabbinical mind is programmed for automatic pilpul so you couldnt just accept that obvious truth.
