i'm not irish
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>>534649543How the fuck is there a potato shortage, just cut it in had and put some dirt over it. It’s not like there’s a blight.
>>534649669I started a potato tower and am about to get a buttload
>>534649669something something fertilizer
nobody cares about food you fucking idiot, Nvidia, Intel and AMD stock are UP.
>>534649543That's per hundred kilos. I can't imagine what a hundred kilos of potatoes looks like.
Luka just keeps winning.
>>534649669Fucking English wankers trampling on us downtrodden paddies
>>534649746Imagine a twenty freedom unit bag of spuds. Now imagine ten of those.
>>534649543100 DOLLAR BAG OF CHIPSPLUS TIP
>>534649740My chickens shit out eggs AND fertilizer. IT's wild how much crap you can get from a chicken coop.
>>534649740gas and fertilizer
>>534649543when people have to steal potatoes so they dont starve to death is when we should worry
>>534649746>That's per hundred kilos. I can't imagine what a hundred kilos of potatoes looks like.yer mum
>>534649543Only if this happens to ramen and tendies
>>534649543That’s the price for Iran to not have nukes and I’d gladly pay it.
>>534649947Yeah I need to get chickens going again. Used to have em, mucking their coop was gold for the garden.
>>534649669In my region there was a disastrous drought, about 1,5 month without rain which is impressive, given this time of year there should be a gray sky and a near non- stop rain.This and the sun is going haywire. More watts per square meter than usual. Believe me, the soil SHOULD NOT be that warm at 20 cm below the surface. It makes the water evaporate really fast.
>>534649947Do you have a license for those birds? Got a license for that yard? What about a permit for that coup? Did you update your registration for that fence? Sorry buddy, but we're gonna have to kill all your birds today, one just tested positive for covid69 Bird edition. Also your soil is contaminated with silver iodide too high for someone to live here. Yep sorry man, we're expropriating this place
>>534649543I eat rice.
>>534650183dw bro, climate change is a hoax and you are imagining things.
Just checked my grocery store and a 5 pound bag is $3.99
>>534649710potato is for eating, not for assplay.
>>534650380It's the chemtrails together with the military bases manipulating the weather, see Iran.
>>534650380>BE CLIMATE>CHANGELITERALLY WHAT CLIMATE DOES HOWS THE CLIMATE TODAYDIFFERENT FROM YESTERDAY
>>5346495431kg of potatoes costs me 62 cents so guess i won't
In unrelated news, Ireland is currently on fire.
no, I have EBT thanks to my fellow Amernicans, so I will always afford food.
>>534649669>cut potato in half>put in ground>wait>somehow, more potatoyou expect people to believe this shit?
>>534649543No, I will simply take from others
>>534650789have you never had old potatoes with green shit growing from them
>>534649543The price for a pound of potatoes here is, converted to burgerbucks, 59 cents per pound. Whatever's going on with that graph, I am not feeling it.
>>534650183Potatoes don't care.I'm sure you could plant them in the desert and they would find a way to grow.
>>534649669uh sweetie potatoes come from the grocery store just like all the other food.
>>534650183it's el nino year
yes, but at least Trump and his billionaire peado friends get their gold plated ball room!
>>534650707>HOWS THE CLIMATE TODAY>DIFFERENT FROM YESTERDAY20 years ago i didnt need ac in my house. its not even summer and the heat is becoming unbearable lmao
>>534651133can i have some of that heat its -4 here
>>534650380The climate changes over time. The medieval warm period, the little ice age, the desert in Africa growing since thousands of years, all of it speaks for itself. But only a moron can say it's a matter of cars or coal power plants when the sun itself suddenly gives a fucking SUNBURN to apples on the trees in August.
>>534649543No, I have money saved and I live in the midwest. We /comfy/ here
>>534651205bro i would happily make this exchange, theres nothing comfier than just sitting under a blanket.
>>534649746>Buy Walmart Great Value potatoes (lets say for 5$)>Walmart buys potatoes to put in Great Value branded bags>The potatoe farmers selling to Walmart increase their prices by 700%>Walmart, to keep their profits consistent, raise the price of Great Value branded potatoes by 700%>A 5$ bag of potatoes now costs 35$>You run out of Great Value potatoes>You go and buy more Great Value potatoes at Walmart for 35$>30$ more than usual
>>534651133Burgers routinely ask me to deny what my own eyes are telling me. Our winters used to be harsh (as they should be). My hometown, a small town, used to have the kind of winters that allowed you to cross lakes on fott because they'd be frozen solid. It hasn't seen a winter like that in almost 20 years now. My sister and her kids went swimming in February without needing saw and picks for the ice. We ALWAYS had to bring saw and picks in February. And burgers keep telling me it's a hoax. But I can fucking SEE the change happening with my own eyes.
>>534651133Yes, because the sun radiation reaching the surface is higher than ever before.2 years ago when I was on vacations in Tatra mountains, I had to dress like an arab, despite the heat. The september sun burnt so badly I had to wear a flannel shirt, long trousers and a hat with additional scarf to cover the neck. I have not encountered this shit before.
>>534649543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5k_arVcqR8
>>534651205liar
>+700%no? a huge bag of french fries costs less than dirt, it's like 2 euros
>>534651400It's planting season, 5 lbs easily turns into 50 or better
>>534650913>>534650727>>534650580It's a delayed impact as with most supply chain disruptions/rapid price hikesMost of the world wont feel the impact of the lack of fertilizers flowing from the Persian Gulf until harvest season this September. The stores will not reflect the price until they are forced to buy at those prices and thus push the cost of the potatoes downward onto the consumer.
>>534649543>Are you going to starve to deathYes, but before that at least I'll have a good beach body.
>>534650789Are you fucking stupid? I've been growing potatoes for years and that is how it is exactly how it works. One potato can create millions more
>>534651519Why did the price of potatoes drop so much since the 2025 peak?
>>534651519Looks like a nothingburger given past prices
Just wait until the early fruits, like strawberries, reach the grocery stores and local bazaars. The prices are going to be something out of a postapo movie.
>>534651564THOSE ARE ACKTUALLY BELGIAN NOT FR*NCH THEY ARE CALLED POME FREET
>>534651731People had a shortage delusion, while there was an oversupply.
>>534651690That... Is true, but the price hike in the picture does not reflect global markets. It's almost certainly some kind of local price. It's a claim that's going viral right now, but I highly doubt a 30% reduction in access to fertilizer would result in a +700% global price hike in potatoes. It is not proportional.
>>534651441yeah same story here, i remember how there would be so much snow that you HAD TO shovel that shit if you wanted to move your car. not to mention that there were kids everywhere playing with sleds and shit, i kinda feel bad for new generations that can barely experience that. these days you are lucky if theres any snow and even more lucky if it doesnt all turn in almost a swamp in a few days.
can't wait to watch you /fit/fags starve in the streets while my years' worth of caloric surplus sustains methe fat shall inherit the earth
>>534652252You'll see it in Rice futures starting in South and South East Asia beginning June 1st. You'll see it in Wheat in Northern Africa and the Horn of Africa, you will see it in Sugarcane, and Maize all across Asia. Come September millions of farmers will instantly go bankrupt as the cost of diesel is greater than the value of their crop.You'll see crop failures on an unprecedented scale. You will see parts of Asia that still depend entirely on rains be obliterated in this years "super" El Nino. You'll see parts of India become ghost towns and dead zones as the trucks that bring in the fresh water stop making the trips due to the rapid rise in Diesel and Gasoline cost.
>>534649543What take a while i assume.
>>534652266If you think you like low temperatures and snow, you are likely an urban rat who has never experienced a real nasty winter. Like that one in 2012.
>>534651400my nigga do you not know how economies of scale work>buy 100 kg potatoes for $2>sell 2.5kg for $5>make $200>price of potatoes shoots up to $18.50/100kg>have to distribute difference of $16.50 across 40 bags to maintain profit>price per bag goes up to $6/2.5kg bag>make $250
>>534649543It's probably not our boy Xi Jinping, but he just happened to have a wet dream last night where this exact same scenario happened.
>>534652803I don't doubt that states that have a long track record of not caring a single fuck about what happens to their citizens will keep their trend going.
>>534653347Storage tanks in Europe for Jet Fuel will begin running out this month. India is out of LPG and they have resorted to cooking by burning cow dung.
OP stores barrels of horse semen to feast on
>>534653187
>>534653452Yes, but you seem to labour under the assumption that lower yield equals catastrophe, and that governments will pretend it's raining and do nothing. We know from history that this isn't how it shakes out. Governments will start printing money to get what they need (and richer countries will fare better than poorer). They'll subsidize fuel wherever possible, and will prioritize food supply before anything else (because hungry people start revolutions). Hormuz isn't the lone supplier which is why prices will double or even triple, but that does not mean everywhere will collapse. Some places will for sure. Horn of Africa is fucked. They might as well start buying rope to hand themselves. Some places in India us fucked too as they are incredibly dependent on imports. But the "millions dead by September" is ridiculous. We're looking at low yield, not no yield. In addition, there are alternatives to synthetic fertilizer. It IS less efficient and it will cost more. The yields will be less, but they won't be nothing. There will be less travelling, and if you cannot move cargo via air, you will have to do it by ship, which creates delays and adds costs. But again, it doesn't result in the apocalypse.
>>534653187The Irish Potato Famine happened in the period when both England and France researched possible biological weapons against foreign agriculture, just saying.
>>534654015Asian currencies are already in crisis with the Indian Rupee being the worst of the bunch; they can't afford to depreciate the value of their currency as that would make imports even more difficult as it would would take more Rupees to convert to dollars thus creating the conditions for hyperinflation.
>>534649746I can
>>534649947You need to let chicken manure compost for a while before using it, the high nitrogen content will burn your plants if you try to use it too soon. Lost a few rows of plants that way in my first year raising chickens.
>>534650946The evolved in Mexico so yeah
>>534654015To make matters worse; the more India suppresses its exports of Sugarcane, Rice, Wheat, Maize, etc. the more it directly shrinks its ag economy.48% of all Indian workers are employed in the ag sector, the collapse of the ag sector economy would create the worst unemployment crisis India has ever faced in its history. There are already mass riots alal over indiot: See webm related.
>>534649746It's pretty easy, though that may be my bias having lived in Idaho my whole life
>>534649543I'm pretty sure I'm going to get culled
>>534654152>>534654457Well, maybe a bunch of them will die. I'll cede that. But I won't, and isn't that what matters in the end?
>>534649543I bought four huge russet potatoes for about $2.50 a couple days ago. That's maybe 25-35% higher than a couple years ago, if that. Where the fuck are people buying potatoes for ~$10 a pound?
>>534650858>>534651708Crippling autism and not understanding irony. Name a more iconic duo.
>>534649543Not by me they haven't
>>534652887and you are likely a retard
>>534650789This bitch is retarded if she didn't have giant tits no one would ever mention her
>>534650183wagies nonstop blasting petrol into the air 24/7. we need lockdowns to stop the car menace from killing us all.I don't believe in climate change, I think it's a hoax to distract us from the pollution problem which is compounding into crop failure. we can't stop polluting because we are raised to be mentally ill and consume.
>>534649543Bullshit thread. Potato market is more volatile than crypto. Always has been. You could've been making millions these past years trading potato stocks but here you are spreading FAKE NEWS.
>>534652921Im a finance major the answer is yes but I was giving a retard explanation
>>534654427Damn Mexibro I had no idea that came from south America. Good stuff
>>534651441most burgers don’t deny it, we just don’t agree with the idea that we should give up our rights to politicians because of it. especially because if their story is true (it’s manmade), their policies caused it to begin with.If they were concerned with climate change we would’ve just nuked india and china already, and they wouldn’t be freaking out about population decline.
>>534655444Witnessed. They stay good for a while, but rotting potatoes smell like pure ass. Be warned anons
