>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrpxvz61vkoLabour expected to lose Senedd after century of winning elections in Wales>https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/andrew-mountbattenwindsor-sandringham-estate-duke-of-york-york-stowmarket-b1281496.htmlMan charged after allegedly threatening Andrew near home on Sandringham Estate>https://feweek.co.uk/ai-is-already-giving-careers-advice-were-playing-catch-up/AI is already giving careers adviceThread theme: https://youtu.be/yFCOt6wbm80
Starmoid sisters, what do we do?!
>>534650847I like this oneI like mark e smithhe was a cool dude
>>534650974prefer jim e brown, me
britain votes now isnt updating shit
>>534650949HOLD THE LINE
this is the thread .
Sorry to any Labour voters in brit/pol/. Sleep well and remember that the general election isn't for another 3 years.
nice start
>>534650847Janny's chosen
>>534651070Love isn't always on time.
Based janny pruning excess brit/pol/s
>>534650833Straegically it'd have been retarded.He comes out looking very strong if he gets something big like 60% tonight. Losing multiple seats would show the party up as being a meme.A Reform demolition of the locals normalises 'the far right' and demonstrates the 2 party system is truly dead.It also allows for potential poaching in the future, and sets Reform up to inevitably fail as local councils can't do shit.He'll be in a great position to sweep up 30-50 MPs come the GE, and force a coalition.He should've attacked a second council to experiment scaling though.
>>534651115>Active Jannygood lad
>>534651115I mean it was the first.
>>534651098whatsiteisthat sire?
We had 5 threads active for a brief moment and it was beautiful
Halton View (Halton) council election result:REF: 47.8% (+47.8)LAB: 33.0% (-47.2)GRN: 12.9% (+12.9)CON: 6.3% (-13.6)Reform GAIN from Labour.Hough Green (Halton) council election result:REF: 43.0% (+43.0)LAB: 38.9% (-33.6)GRN: 12.3% (+2.1)CON: 5.8% (-11.5)Reform GAIN from Labour.
>>534651163Indeed.>>534651165Indeed you were lad *pats you on the head*
>>534651163Hope he bans the AI slop posts too, they are extremely low quality.
oh look at me im british i talk like harry potter and i count votes slowly
>>534651183bbc i think
>>534651129YEAH YEAH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE(YEAH YEAH INDUSTRIAL ESTAYTE)
so much for restore splitting the vote am i right lads?
>>534651192Brentwood North (Brentwood) council election result:LDEM: 45.0% (-12.2)REF: 30.1% (+28.2)CON: 11.3% (-10.4)GRN: 8.8% (+0.6)LAB: 4.8% (-6.3)Liberal Democrat HOLD.Incredible Reform increase
>>534651197Not a fooken poof are you?
>>534651183bbc news
Tell me about Halton.
>>534651115Democracy at work
>>534651098Fuck, I bet on greens losing the GE, (still likely to happen) but there gonna get a bump so I can't cash out untill much later.
>+50%wewdid Labor fuck up that badly?
>>534651277Cracking spacker centre I hear.
Chorley North West (Chorley) council election result:LAB: 42.1% (-16.9)REF: 28.0% (+28.0)CON: 15.5% (-16.4)GRN: 14.4% (+5.3)Labour HOLD.First one of the night.>lol
I voted reform, it was busy in the polling station, not seen it so busy in years.Going to be an interesting day tomorrow.
>>534651349Hold the line.
>>534651171
>>534651349Chorley North East (Chorley) council election result:LAB: 51.3% (-9.8)REF: 26.8% (+26.8)CON: 12.2% (-19.4)GRN: 7.5% (+0.2)LDEM: 2.2% (+2.2)Labour HOLD.>Lib Dems: losing here
>>534651271we're like three constituencies in and I'm fucking dying reading these middle earth names of places fuck youimagine living in fucking brentwoodbrentwood anons wy@
Greenfingers... I'm getting worried. did we go too far against (((them)))?
>>534651415Lib who?
>>534651269restore are a meme for extremely online rightoids who think twitter and youtube are real life when the reality is like less than one percent of the uks population is on twitter
>>534651266WHERE ARE THE OBLIGATORY MIGERS?THIS IS THE HOME OF THE BAMEhttps://youtu.be/-aDYIvKLBT8
Chorley's ruined chorley cakes for me tonight by voting labour.Might have to switch to eccles cakes, even though they cause more bedcrumbs
>>534651424just being the 'not with them' option is enough to get the entire news media against you
>>534651277>HaltonLabour hold, just announced
>>534651434Dem rangz
>>534651192pochin's been putting the work in ngl, deserved wins
Appleton (Halton) council election result:REF: 42.2% (+42.2)LAB: 37.1% (-47.6)GRN: 14.9% (+14.9)CON: 5.8% (-9.6)Reform GAIN from Labour.MINUS FORTY EIGHT
I've been barred from the Henry Tate Wetherspoons in ChorleyThey used to love me there but now they abhor meIt was my favourite pub in the area and they'll let me back in one day, they have to surely
>reform yoinked 12 seats from Labour
I should just move to Ireland and bite the bullet, can't be fucked to live here during a MAGA re-run.
Britain is cooked. The government paid out 333 pounds in welfare benefits and only took in 331 pounds. A couple with 3 or more children would be better off on welfare than working even with a combined income of 71,000 pounds a year
I just want to see the Tories demolished desuHow dare they bring in over these shitskins en masse, then elect a poo as prime minister, then a nigger to lead their party in parliament, absolutely sickening that they still exist as a party
>>534651586Yes please do us all the favour
>>534651566I can smell how well off they think they are from the name of the place alone"Appleton"wankers
>>534650743you are so ridiculously behind the timesI thought you were an ai guru? sheesh.
hankering to hear are Yerbs take on the elections
>>534651070General election will be cancelled now for our own good. New system coming
labour getting spanked
>>534651566this is bullshitno noSTARMTROOPERS HOLD THE LINE
>>534651618The good news, the Tories 1.0 are dead.Bad news, the retarded NIGGERS in this thread vote for Tories 2.0 and expect something different from the architects of the fucking boriswave.
>>534651610It's okay. Just vote uncooked to fix.
The Chorley Green gain:Chorley South West (Chorley) council election result:GRN: 39.7% (+6.9)REF: 35.5% (+35.5)LAB: 19.4% (-32.1)CON: 5.5% (-10.2)Green GAIN from Labour.The consistency of red/blue goiing turquoise/green is mad
>>534651618Tories are irrelevant now, same with Labour. They lost the spotlight after the 2024 General Election.
>>534651635now that all the political lightweights have had their say it's time for Yerbury's turn
>Councillors that Reform lost since the last local elections (11% of everyone they won last May)why are the british electorate REWARDING this incompetence?
>>534651643she reminds me of misato from evangelion desu
>>534651635His 1930s dress sense is actually quite good.
Highfield (Halton) council election result:LAB: 41.6% (-33.4)REF: 41.2% (+41.2)GRN: 11.5% (+11.5)CON: 5.7% (-8.1)Labour HOLD.
>>534651678it'sfunny because I read words but all I heard was an ominous stomping and a japanese girl singing ERIKA
>the choorley
>>534651757>lost by 0.4 pointsSomeone post the third-party meme
What kind of job is Keir Starmer doing?
>>534651469Based discerning currant pastry enjoyer.
>>534651329It's insane how unpopular Starmer is.Trump is at peak unpopularity over both his terms and his approval is still high 30s.
I assume we are happy for Reform, but I thought Restore was the new favorite. Sorry, I am a part-timer
>>534651635where's he running?
if reform win fury winsif green win aj winsif a draw then the fight gets cancelled
>>534651852will he be forced to resign or hold on until the general election?
>>534651643despite her MILF potential, I cannot get past that retarded mong voiceabsolute anti-viagra
>>534651766Are you politically 5 years old? Do you not remember the Trump years? Do you not remember who has raped this country?I hate democracy, so much. All you will get is infinite browns from the infinite brown front bench.>>534651835Demolition apparently.>>534651619>Go away tax payer>Go away!I'm understanding why Europe hates us so much.
>>534651830I chortled whilst reading this
>>534651882walmington on sea
>>534651900>dithguthtin thcumyeah be better if she never spoke.
its genghis khan territory
>>534650949poo pant
>>534651880Restore's only holding candidates in Great Yarmouth.
>>534651898for several months, many saw these elections as the potential catalyst for his resignationOf course he's said we're stuck with him until 2029 but Cameron promised to stay on regardless of Brexit result and then resigned immediately. Liz Truss promised to stay on because she's not a quitter and then quit 24 hours later.PMs have to keep up a brave face until the very bitter end. So who knows?
>>534651882He doesn't run, he walks
>>534651577Honestly miffed that this cunt wears my culture as a costume, I understand how the red indians feel about sports now
Poffing hell
>>534651880Restore aren't even running in this election since they are a few months old and made the (probably sensible) decision to not try and run thousands of unvetted candidates in a rush
>>534651972>Great YarmouthI havent seen his act. Is it good?
>>534651996there's a theory that he has some english relatives which is why he visits a lot and is very good at the act
>>534651586Yeah yeah course you will x
>>534651880restore isnt running local
If Reform do well in these elections then I hope that will wake the country up to the fact that we need a strong and credible alternative to Reform. A centrist party who will oppose Reform's racism. Labour are surely the best-placed for this, but they need to sort themselves out. Start being bolder in opposing Reform and their politics.
>>534652042Need to pay off my debts, but fuck, I might as well.
>>534652049>>534652029is restore waiting for the next general elections?
Why does Mogg always dress like a lost time traveler who cant get back to his own limeline
>>534651852>It's insane how unpopular Starmer is.well I mean he did a lot of bad shit didn't hehe did a lot of bad shit very wrongall this digital ID, online safety, blocks on phones, blocks on vapes, blocks on your dick, stuffnot necessarily his idea but as the guy standing there that we voted in for that, should have stopped a lot of itgleefully in facthe could have turned around at any point and said "maybe people want me to not do this"instead he said "no no, it's the people who are wrong"
>One of the Liberal Democrat candidates, wearing a bright yellow tie, has collapsed at Canons Leisure Centre in Mitcham, Merton. A Reform UK candidate, who is a doctor, has sprung into action to help and make sure he is OK.>Having been up since 04:00 BST, the candidate has now headed home.lul
>>534652086because a larping twat who is just as evil as the rest of the tories but hides it under his cringe fake accent
>>534651911ERRRRRLIKADUMPFDUMPFDUMPFDUMPFI was already in my mid-20s in 2016 and let me tell you sonny-boyit was a lot more fun than this
Central and West Bank (Halton) council election result:REF: 51.6% (+51.6)LAB: 28.7% (-56.9)GRN: 16.2% (+16.2)CON: 3.5% (-10.8)Reform GAIN from Labour.MINUS 57!
>>534652162I'll be sure to give you your fell for it again award if there's any Whites left in this country by 2032
>>534652039They're campaigning under Great Yarmouth First supported by Restore Britain and aims to win seats there and then bring the model nationally in the next General Election.
>>534652084yeah, if you look at the ABSOLUTE state of reform local candidates it kinda makes sense, still voting for em though
>>534651757oofcheers for the halton results ladplaying d2 so cba looking myself kek
>>534652089perhaps even worse than that, he buckles at the slightest whiff of pressureif a leader does things you disagree with, perhaps at least they have some conviction you can respecthe doesn't even have that just so so weakWhy wouldn't you hate him when you can see how sensitive he is to your hatred? He's inviting people to despise him.
>>534652166Mersey and Weston (Halton) council election result:REF: 37.6% (+37.6)LAB: 27.2% (-30.0)GRN: 15.7% (+15.7)IND: 8.6% (+1.8)LDEM: 7.4% (-17.0)CON: 3.5% (-8.1)Reform GAIN from Labour.Beechwood and Heath (Halton) council election result:LDEM: 44.7% (-3.3)REF: 39.5% (+39.5)GRN: 13.2% (+13.2)LBT: 2.6% (+2.6)Liberal Democrat HOLD.This Reform progress, damn
>>534652105kwab
>>534652166No political strategist would expect to lose an 80% seat. Yet, this has happened multiple times just within the last dozen results.Labour really might be in dire straits.
>>534652259My local Reform candidates are all brown, lmao.
>>534652166Imagine having 10 mates and the next time you meet up 6 of them independently tell you you're a cunt
>>534652257>Great YarmouthI apologise. I was making a magician joke. I guess I will disappear for now.
>>534652293against all odds mine wasnt but the rest of the country they all seem to be indian, which like if you were what people say a reform voter is who can you actually vote for
Great Yerbmouth
>>534652041His accent is all over the place but maybe I'm overly critical being the depressed drunk northerner who reads that he's taking the piss out of kek, I don't like Norman Pain and that kind of parody either, we used to have proper wreckhead bands but we can't afford it anymore that's what stings.
>>534652105based. thats leadership.
Lads what does your Reform candidate look like?
>>534652089>all this digital ID, online safety, blocks on phones, blocks on vapes, blocks on your dick, stuffYou're getting the digital ID bollocks, no matter who you vote for.
>>534652282nah there's something more insidious going on herethe fact he's already a lawyer and someone with a record of note can be traced back and you can see if the system wanted anybody to be their stooge that they would get a lawyer for itkeir makes sense and it was a real lesser of two evils thing but also at any point he could have been well no this is all silly because I remember being 15 in the 90s and none of us needed this and we turned out finelets do something about the boats you know
>>534652083Some of my best mates are of Irish descent, they're fucking degenerates kek
Now results from the East Anglia:>North (Peterborough) council election result:CON: 34.8% (+7.2)LAB: 31.6% (-40.8)REF: 18.0% (+18.0)GRN: 15.6% (+15.6)Conservative GAIN from Labour.>Bretton (Peterborough) council election result:REF: 33.0% (+33.0)CON: 30.1% (-14.1)LAB: 19.5% (-16.6)GRN: 11.5% (+11.5)LDEM: 6.0% (-0.9)Reform GAIN from Conservative.>Hampton Vale (Peterborough) council election result:LDEM: 31.5% (+4.4)REF: 26.1% (+26.1)GRN: 16.9% (+10.8)CON: 15.9% (-21.3)LAB: 9.6% (-15.0)Liberal Democrat GAIN from Conservative.>Paston and Walton (Peterborough) council election result:CON: 37.8% (+12.7)LDEM: 27.0% (-17.6)REF: 25.2% (+18.1)LAB: 7.0% (-11.6)YP: 3.0% (+3.0)YP: Your Party, yes, Your PartyConservative GAIN from Liberal Democrat.3%!!!!!!!!!! JEZZABROS IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!
>>534652289mersey and weston makes sense, thats the old town near me old gaff which is predominantly working class and we've got a strong labour presence there but they barely even interact with the locals whereas sarah was constantly down there talking to people and addressing issues from the minute she got inbeecwhood LDEM made me kekthats where all the retiree boomers live so that observation someone made earlier about lib dem voters was correct earlierI was down there in the holiday inn before I came to the hostel and its quite possibly the poshest, nicest and whitest area in all of runcorn and I don't think I saw a single person under 60 while I was walking around there and sitting off in some of the nices glades they have there
reform landslide.what's going to change?
>>534652084>Fat yank trying to subjugate the UK by supporting a party who would hand the whole UK over to American billionaires on a silver platterThe need for the UK to cut every last tie with the US has never been greater
>>534652479I literally can't bring up images of themProblaby running phantoms again given they don't have a chance where I live
>>534652544beechwood*
>>534652485well yes I'm arguing rhetorically>>534652543YOOOOOOOOOO PBORO haha fuck peterboroughpeople from peterborough are so fucking weird
>democracy
>>534652086I also get Peter Davidson doctor vibes from him kek
>>534651098Yay! The ex-tory & jeet party are doing well!
>>534652533Whilst I'm of Irish descent, the ladder was pulled up on me for the Passport he he ha haBoomer Grandparents? Sorry Grandson, I have to rape you.
Farnworth (Halton) council election result:LAB: 36.5% (-28.4)REF: 36.4% (+36.4)GRN: 13.7% (+13.7)CON: 13.4% (-21.8)Labour HOLD by one vote.>third party meme.png
benniemongs gone awfully quiet
>>534652543u wotI don't have a party fuck you
Can't stand brown bastards
>>534652645>Labour HOLD by one vote.
>>534652666but you dojez sez so
>>534652556FOOKSAY IT WITH MEORLAND AGAIN?
>>534652666not with that attitude you don't satan
>>534652678oigrow up
how the fuck can a party gain over 50 percent in a single election? AfD had to wait for over a decade just for 27 percent
What's Keir doing right now? You guys reckon he's watching the results live?
>>534652659bennies for mebut not for thee
>>534652089The gentleman raises his children in the "Jewish faith". Need you know more?
>>534652086Because that's literally what he isHis idea of a good time is to neck a few cans of Carling, throw on some Frankie Goes to Hollywood, plug in the Commodore 64 until he's too drunk to play then watch reruns of The New Statesman
>>534652708>your partywhatever happened to this lol
>>534652556reform becomes the main right wing party even though they are just rebranded tories, tories get lost in wilderness hoping they dont become irrlvant, labour are not up to the challenge against reform and will get out flanked on the left by the greens who will take london maybe greens and labour and lib dem coalition lol?
>>534652463>we used to have proper wreckhead bands but we can't afford it anymore that's what stings.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mxJ6mvKqwwYou'd never see this these days.
>>534652479He looks like an accountant who's about to retire
>>534652737Reform aren't going to win 50%nobody isnobody ever will
>>534652758>plug in the Commodore 64more of a bbc micro guy id imagine
>>534652776still a messjohn curtice just mentioned them as well kek
>the amount of yank freaks on MAGA twitter calling tonight "The British midterms"
the NHS used to try and send me to Peterborough for appointments and I'd have to call them time and time again like are you fucking joking you do realise it would take me two fucking hours to get there people would be like "but it's on East Anglia though?"yeah but that's still kind of a big place though
>Your Party getting 3%
>>534652738takin a massive shit
>>534652758His version of a good time is importing fucking Ngubu 50 times over.
This is so exciting I'm going to have a bowl of soup (which is something I do when I'm excited)
>>534652850Nobody asked
>>534652891lentil?
>>534652858even Jezza refuses to sit as a YP MP. He threw a temper tantrum with the muzzos. Zarah Sultana is technically their only MP.She could have shut the fuck up and got a nice cushty £95k/yr job for 40 years given her constituency. But she couldn't help herself.
>>534652738>What's Keir doing right now?Fat lines of coke, whilst listening to the Chemical Brothers and shouting at his mrs who keeps trying to turn the volume down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5NX1FC-7-w
k-k-k-k-killing spree
>>534652758>His idea of a good time is to neck a few cans of Carling, throw on some Frankie Goes to Hollywood, plug in the Commodore 64 until he's too drunk to play then watch reruns of The New StatesmanKek'd
>>534652891tommy soup with salted kerry gold?
>>534652917all night I'm probably be going to be talking about varying places as they come up and have been doing so far just fine without you so thanks for participating?
>>534652937on thin ice, lad
So the greens are going to sweep London right?
>>534652875lolololol, but look how quintessentially british and traditional he is!
>>534652970Who the fuck is that 1 independent?
>>534651458I got shears pointed Straight at my chest
>>534652737Its local elections, people are happy to go wild with a protest vote.Also there's a dynamic here where people who never normally vote are basically all reform voters. Was that the case with AfD?
Chris Bryant just yelled at Laura Kuennsberg because there's 3 men on the panel (including him) and no womenhe's such a weirdo lmao
>>534653003Again, didn't ask
>>534653041not sure. bbc site is shite, cant click anything.
>>534652645> one voteI used to be an around-town guy with local elections here in my part of the US. It's surprising how many elections came down to just a few votes; and it is a constant reminder of why every vote matters
>>534652848>the amount of yank freaks on MAGA twitter calling tonight "The British midterms"
>>534652611Irish are usually sound you just have to know how to interact with them since they can be a fucking handfull and most people aren't equiped for that level of random shite
>>534652738This
>>534653115well technically you did by replying to me in the first placedo you somehow not get how this works?you can just fuck offnobody cares
>>534650847I was just listening to Blindness and looked at the catalog and saw this. this was his early years huh? I'm a big fan of Mark E. Smith. Early fall was the Best The Fall. before Brix fucked his head up with contemporary shit.
>>534653086>there's 3 men and no womenThought the poofter would like that
>>534652737even labour voters are fed up with voting labourthats literally how bad keith is. He recently polled as the least popular prime minister ever.
>>534652952had this on at work the other day and it perked me up
>>534653157So long as I avoid a very particular area of Ireland I should be fine. It was Borswave before the Boriswave.
>>534653003Not your blog
>>534652738Staring into space waiting for instructions with Spacemen 3 on.
>>534653176mark e smith for a long time in his youth did happen to have an especially dodgy mullet
>>534652738Dressed like a cat while Rachel Reeves takes him for a walk on a leash around Westminster
Leigh South (Wigan) council election result:REF: 48.3% (+48.3)LAB: 25.2% (-24.6)GRN: 15.0% (+15.0)CON: 6.2% (-32.8)IND: 5.3% (+5.3)>LabCon joint 57 point dropwomp womp
So, where do the Cons and Labour go from here? Such old parties relegated to the dustbins of history
>>534653164Haven't asked you one thing, chief
>>534653041Atherton North>independent network
>>534653028Havering's expected to be a Reform area, Nigel's heading there first thing tomorrow morning.
>>534653307>where do the Cons and Labour go from here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBN5YbJzM8A
>>534653236didn't say it wasbut if it's an area near me that I know then I'm gonna sayyou're all bitches and I don't give a shitwhy would anybody but bitches give a shit about thatI wait with genuine anticipation to read whatever dumb place gets announced yet and you seethe
first Wigan results
>>534653371You've been crying a lot itt so far
Apart from Angela Rayner, which current female politician would you most prefer to get pegged by (assuming you had to get pegged)?
>BBC REPORTING LABOUR HAVE LOST THE SENEDDHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>534653308then fuck off already there's actual shit happening here and nobody cares why you're mad about my benign shit
>>534653286Total BAME victory
>>534653176Brix is still working, you don't fancy some granny minge?
Can you do one of those initiatives to sacrifice Starmer to the Sun God?
The Reform guy on the panel is such a faggot it's unreal.
>>534653405I think that was likely. It was whether Reform or Plaid would take it.
>Reform nearly at net zero already
>>534653392how I'm just talking and you're just an insecure cunt and you're mad about me somehow suck my taint you mediocre tart
>>534653307Only boomers will still vote for them. They will still get votes for the next 20 years, but fewer and fewer each time as the boomers die off year after year, until both they and the boomers are completely dead.
Daresbury, Moore and Sandymoor (Halton) council election result:REF: 31.5% (+31.5)LAB: 28.7% (-5.3)GRN: 15.3% (-16.5)CON: 13.7% (-20.4)LDEM: 10.8% (+10.8)Reform GAIN from Conservative.
>>53465336542 seconds in and I had to stop. I feel an overwhelming sense of defeat for some reason.
>>534653405black first minister was the final straw
>>534653504pffffftyou what mate
>>534653086looks like a nonce
>>534653467>Wahh muh Maga tardsTake your meds and go to Ireland already
>>534653504how many fucking elections are Halton having? where the fuck even is it? swear Reform have won like 30 seats here already
>>534653515Black Muslim Prime minister when?
>>534653455>net zerokek
this cant be organic
>>534653515I now remember Vaughan Gething.
>>534653261He did. I used to have one as well (1981-1988). I used to listen to tapes a friend copied off the radio before coming to the states. the UK of John Peel sessions. now you can find them on youtube. but I have a bunch of old ass mix tapes in a box. its how I learned about the Manchester Sound in the early 80s. only college station played post punk until the mid 80s when it became fad in the States. outside of local bands in California
plaid cymru's deputy leader would get it you knowPHWOAR
>>534653546who said what about MAGA...?take meds, or just stop drinkingfuck off though mainlynobody cares
Nice to see Labour winning across the board.
>>534653551East of LiverpoolThey're just getting their results in early, there's 5,000 seats going
>>534652813I wonder what his Elite ranking is
>>534653626Elvira vibes, give her some goth makeup and I would.
Two solid LabCon holds:Eccles (Salford) council election result:LAB: 38.7% (-23.4)REF: 28.1% (+28.1)GRN: 20.3% (+12.0)CON: 7.9% (-15.2)LDEM: 4.3% (-2.2)TUSC: 0.7% (+0.7)Labour HOLD.Flamstead End (Broxbourne) council election result:CON: 41.4% (-19.2)REF: 38.3% (+38.3)LAB: 14.6% (-9.3)GRN: 3.7% (-4.0)LDEM: 1.9% (-5.8)Conservative HOLD.
Absolute. Total. Reformation.
>>534650847Sticky when?
>>534653555
>>534653602Remember those few months where every first minister and the PM was brown? Whoever's pulling he strings was fucking around when they did that.
Not a fan of Reform but it feels good to see the all the right people sperging out over this
>>534653405sneedbros...
>>534653626Delyth Jewell has a gigantic arse
>>534653631Oh fair enough. I mixed your ID up with the other anons, my bad apologies
>>534653405They're not even starting counting votes before tomorrow morning in Wales, what are you on aboutBut yes Labour will lose the Senedd
>>534652737councils do jack shit in practice local elections usually amount to a protest vote/barometer of the national mood rather than an accurate portrayal of how people would vote in a national election>>534653405they're going to be lucky to not be in 4th when all is said and done
>>534653709are generals ever stickied?
>>534653766Same. The shittstorm tomorrow is going to be glorious to watch. So many pointless falling outs, and fights will happen between norms. Just going to sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
>>534653606I was seriously into "live at the witch trials" for the longest time keep getting facebook show me random old photos of mark e smith at random times in his career seemingly because I listened to the one albumstrong mullet
>>534653766redditors already LARPing about emigrating
>>534652784Based lmao
>>534653766Any good lefty meltdowns I'm missing out on?
>>534653856I would emigrate... if only I could he he
>>534653415Didn't ask, mateGet riled
>>534652105There's a metaphor here o algo
lmao
is salford. muzz or mad
>>534652858Northern Adrians seething
MEME SEAT ALERT:Quays (Salford) council election result:GRN: 42.4% (+34.0)LDEM: 34.9% (-25.5)LAB: 11.7% (-19.5)REF: 6.8% (+6.8)CON: 4.1% (+4.1)Green GAIN from Liberal Democrat.
>>534653884cool so we're clear here this is the last time I'm going to message you and if you message me again it's because it's in fact you who have the problem with me because you're a cunt and not the other way around, right?rightnightnight you widdle baybey
>>534653874
>>534653874Aside from reddit, I'm watching Goodall cope on LBC. I'm sure twitter has loads of people claiming we're falling into fascism.
>>534653874>I’ve always been very pragmatic about politics. I respect everyone’s right to choose their own idea of what is best for ALL of us. After witnessing the absolute circus that the USA is right now I cannot comprehend how anybody being literate enough, would for a second consider Reform as an option. Now I will break my vow to respect everyone’s beliefs, if you voted reform you don’t rank higher than smegma.
>>534653964The quays are the bougie part of salford if you can believe such a thing
>>534653766I need the salt, I'm addicted
>>534653854He kept pumping out album after album and some of the newer or last albums were pretty decent. the guy was coming out on stage in a wheelchair weeks before he died. You could barely understand him. he died like a champ but sadly, prematurely at age 60I think he drank himself to death
>>534653829There should be a sticky for the UK elections. There is always a sticky for US elections, and I think there was one for Brexit. And while 'local' elections aren't generally noteworthy, THIS elections Is important; since it's going to be a major political shift and signal in the UK that will pay out for years
>>534654048I have not heard "smegma" used for a long time
>>534653902>message
>>534654048>you don’t rank higher than smegma.at least he holds his boyfriend in high regard
Starting to see why they wanted to cancel these elections
>>534654078smegma is based and only circumcised freaks hate it
>>534653982***GREEN SWEEP***>SWEEP STARTS HERE
Green Zoomers couldn't figure out how to vote.This is why they are underperforming kek. Too much ADHD-brainrot
>>534653551do you even know how councils work?we have dozens of councilors, one for each ward
>>534654142
>>534654163What a retard.
>>534654074Brit/pol/ got stickied during the national elections
>GREEN SURGE BHAHAHAHA
>I'm fairly solidly anti-Starmer, but even i'll admit that he's done a generally acceptable job so far and that this feels like an over the top knee jerk reaction.>I'm in Essex, and my area looks like its gone all in for Reform. I was expecting a win, but the scale of it is depressing. That picture looks to replicated up and down the country>I am very concerned where we are heading. For the NHS, women's rights, the disabled and their benefits, so many things. It feels like our own miserable version of Trumpism.
>>534654163>the future of britain
>>534654078SMEG HEAD
jesus reform are up by a lot on the bbc banner
>>534653048I did a quick Post Punk demo earlier kek going to make something out of it I thinkhttps://voca.ro/1n9djfrZsl2L
You know, I was going to give shit to Restore for not running candidates outside what was it? Yarmouth?But seeing those close margins in some ridings, it was probably for the best that they didn’t really participate in these elections
>REFORMYOU ARE NOW HERE>GREEN SWEEP>GREEN SWEEP>GREEN SWEEP>GREEN SWEEP
I suspect mi5 will up their restore uk operation to split reform's vote after this
>>534654163>I registered how to voteme own son a fuckin mong
>>534653856We need to bully them into fucking off for good
did restore not have any candidates or are people just voting tories 2.0 to get 0 deportations again?
>Withdrew my bet last year for Starmer to be out of office by November The lad probably won't even last the week
>>534654142What do you mean?Labour are winning...
>>534654301They only ran in Great Yarmouth under the name "Great Yarmouth First"
>>534654163>Like bro, what do you mean I have to go outside and vote? Like actually, for real? Damn bro... They should just make an app and I can do it on my phone. Like swipe right on a candidate like they do on Tinder. Shit man, skibidi sheeeeesh
>>534651098Remember that the browned wards take longer to count than the white areas due to competence gap.
Close the fucking ports, don't let anyone in. We're an isolated island, why the fuck do we have to deal with viruses that appear from mainland europe? just fucking close it and don't let them in.
>>534654163>low-key>cuz i was studying>i registered how to vote i think>it was so exhausting >what do u mean u'relove to see it
>>534654329going to need an absolute landslide to make any waves in the face of the reformation.
>>534654273my sides
>>534654256Restore is best served as a pressure valve to push Reform into a more radical position, it's difficult to actually get a proper party going in this country. I don't see Restore ever having that kind of expertise and pull nationally unfortunately. It will be interesting to see if Yarmouth first(Restore) actually win.
>>534654329has it been resulted yet?
>Chris Philip (Tory) and Chris Bryant (Lab) arguing over whose party is having a worse nightthey can't get their minds out of the 2 party system even still lmao
>>534654374The home office is full of blue button pressers
>>534654439No, probably won't come in for hours
>>534654243somebody woke up and voted for Conservative horror
starmtroopers....we can still cancel these right? right????
>>534654465>>534654465>>534654465New>>534654273I kek'd
CHRIS BRYANT MENTIONING JO SWINSON & BRITISH OBAMAWHAT FUCKING YEAR IS THIS, 2019?
>>534654270restore will be home of the cranks and swiveled eyed loons, while reform establishes itself as more than a protest vote, but a government in waiting
>>534654163people below the age of 30 shouldnt be allowed to vote
>>534654302Watch the knives come out. He'll be gone by the earliest, later this evening. If he's not gone by Monday, I'll be massively surprised.
2016 lite tonight lads, many a seethe will be enjoyed
>>534654536>2016 liteI hate to see 2036 in this God forsaken country.
>>534654390>>534654496Imagine her and Priti togethet
>>534654536I wish Bowden was still alive. His speech about keeping the flame lit has been proven so right.
>>534654674He's more powerful in death to be honest.A man of a different time, I'm glad he didn't get corrupted by the grift Right.
>>534653964Salford is Pakis AND students.
>>534654074Hey anon you know a lot about UK politics. Are you a naturalborn American or did you move here?
>>534654048I asked Grok to read this post then produce a simple sketch of what the writer probably looks like. Uncanny.
>>534654049Don't know why, I hate being anywhere close to Media City, what a disgusting shit hole.I hate being in big cities, but the entire place feels disgustingly synthetic. Would rather be anywhere else in Manchester
>>534654532People above a certain melanin count shouldn't be allowed to vote.People without at least one Y-chromosome shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>534654554Like this except not as sunny.
>>534654435Are you kidding? They are polling around 8% when prompted in all national polls including youGov which is notoriously left leaning. They've only been around for like 2 months. This is establishment FUD
>>534655065You have to understand the Restore fags are delusional niggers. Pay them no heed.
>>534655171You mean reformtards?
>>534651610333 billion and 331 billion pounds
>>534655231Reform, I think will collapse later, right now they're sweeping.Restore is Lowe's party that Sargon is supporting and I think it'll get raped tonight.
>>534655065The nature of our elections make it difficult to win a majority even when opinion is high, Restore will have a mountain climb with their ground game even to win a decent number of seats. IMO the best Restore can do is have similar seats to the Lib Dems.
>>534655880They don't have time. Change has to come quickly now. In 20 years it'll be too late. Hell, in 10 it might be. The infux of nogs and wogs is too great for a long game.
>>534650974shit yourself fitterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09Z3Ww94IUk
>>534655316Restore isn't even running any candidates though mate. Great Yarmouth First is just one thing and its a sub party of Restore and as far as I know it was the only region that you could effectively vote restore.
>>534655970it is already too late .. the demographics have been irreparably changed
Guys, I just woke up from my Thursday nap. Did we start the fire?>>534651898He still has Lammy's support!
>>534651566Meaningless council bollocks. It'll expose all the criminals in Reform before the GE though.
