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NOTE: This is the ANDES STRAIN. Human-to-human is confirmed with this strain. Waiting for confirmed andes strain from frenchie and Flight Attendant (it's been long enough that we can assume he's got it)

Cases: 10 (+6 suspected)
>Deaths: 3

Suspected in Denmark, France, Canada, USA, Singapore

confirmed in Spain, Netherlands Germany and Switzerland and Israel.

W.H.O BRIEFING TODAY 3PM CEST
>https://x.com/DrTedros/status/2052296742259835346 (embed)

>FRANCE SURRENDERS

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/39024022/canary-islands-rat-virus-cruise-dock-banned/

>What we know about the cruise hantavirus outbreak and his origins
>https://www.cbsnews.com/video/cruise-hantavirus-outbreak-origins/

>Breaking news:
A rare form of hantavirus is believed to have spread person-to-person on board a cruise ship. 3 people are dead, 4 more are ill and nearly 150 others are stranded aboard the ship, where they will stay potentially for months until they are cleared to leave.

>Spain Official Statement:
"Spain will host the MV Hondius vessel in the Canary Islands in compliance with International Law and the humanitarian spirit."
https://x.com/i/status/2051759760488157650 (embed)

INTERESTING FACTS:
Deadly virus samples went missing from lab in ‘major biosecurity breach,’ say authorities (December 9, 2024)
>https://www.foxnews.com/health/deadly-virus-samples-went-missing-lab-major-biosecurity-breach-say-authorities
>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-09/queensland-lab-breach-missing-vials-virus-health/104701198

FDA Issues Massive Recall Linked to Rat Feces Contamination (January 9, 2026)
>https://www.prevention.com/food-nutrition/a69950559/food-drug-recall-gold-star-distribution/

KINO:
Footage of gay man trapped inside the cruiser crying for help:
[YouTube] My MV Hondius Statement - May 4, 2026 (embed)

LINKS:
https://hantavirus.replit.app/
https://hantavirus.live/

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>>534663715
>Deaths: 3
lol, still only 3.
How many days has it been stuck at 3? Four days? Five days?
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>>534663746
Garrrryyyyyyy!!!!!
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>>534663715
Here we go again
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>>534663715
Please kill everyone this shit so ass
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>deaths 3
How long has it been stuck at 3 now? 4 days? 5 days?
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>>534663715
Why does everyone hate hentai so much all of a sudden?
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>>534663715
Beware the rear of rats
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>>534663746
fuckin gary. jesus. i remember your bitchass from the old cvg days. interesting times those were
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thank you for not adding ai gooner slop to this bake
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triple masking
ponder it
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>>534663746
>>534663820
>>534663715
It will go up

>>534663835
Cheese to meet you
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Post rats to give hantachan your energy
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>>534663903
no texas. i will not triple mask.

actually, would masking even do much of anything? like n95s and whatnot? i know this is kind of old hat with covid, but i can't remember if droplet transmission was blocked by n95s. obviously i never got those, i picked up good respirator cartridges and used those instead
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>>534663980
>>534663967
>>534663903
>>534663885
>>534663846
>>534663835
>>534663820


PRESIDENT TRUMP CONFIRMS IT AS A NOTHINGBURGER

TRUMP WON

HVG LOST

NOTHINGBURGER
>>534663973
>>534663973
>>534663973

JOEVER

:^(
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i don't get it
>a couple gets infected
>husband dies on april 11
>wife dies on april 26
>oh ok, the virus has a long incubation peri.....
>random bitch from KML, infected in a few minutes and symptomatic in a few days
jewish and gay virus
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>Nearly 40 cruise passengers exposed to a deadly virus may have already scattered across the globe as authorities scramble to track them down.
Kek these crazy fuckers.
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We need to look into the Dutch boomer couple that infected the cruise.

So, they were out in the dump "bird watching" and came back into the ship, and infected multiple people. A cruise is the perfect environment to spread a virus internationally because everyone on board are from different countries.

The husband died on board, and the crazy 69 year old lady went on to board a airplane right after as soon as she was aloud on land. Fuck the dead husband. And then attempted to board another one, while actively dying. It seems to me that they were attempting to infect as much people as possible before kicking the bucket.
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>>534664076
Every time this nigger opens his mouth and says "wee aree finee" is the total opposite
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Is it still 3 or is it 4 now? I need to know!
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>>534664079
>random bitch from KML, infected in a few minutes and symptomatic in a few days
she tested negative. unrelated illness
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>>534664079
>>random bitch from KML, infected in a few minutes and symptomatic in a few days
That's not confirmed. She went to the hospital with 'mild symptoms'. Probably self induced symptoms, from being a hysterical bitch.
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>>534664104
boomers actively working to kill as many people as possible? nah, never
>>534664076
humor. funny
he said the same shit about covid
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>>534663833
It’s the hentai virus, we must quarantine

https://youtu.be/_6W-Cjkhy1M
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Is this shit fake and gay still?
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>>534663715
IT'S 4 DEATHS NOW UPDATE THE DAMN OP
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>>534664168
Next 6 weeks are crucial.
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They have to be planning the next St George by now. Probably the weeks leading up to July 4.
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>>534664179
Their identity is not yet reviled. For all we know they might not even have died. They might have been given the virus is a viel in that "dump" that was in fact a secret meeting spot, and went back into the ship.
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>>534664104
I'd like to think that if it was my time I would die with dignity.
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>>534664104
>It seems to me that they were attempting to infect as much people as possible before kicking the bucket.
Thats boomers. They are the "Fuck you, I got mine" generation. They care about no one.
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what happened with the 4 dead, was it a misreport?
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>>534664168
>>534664351
Reminder that if you get Rat Coof to spit, piss etc etc into a spray bottle and go and spread the joy
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>>534664104
>It seems to me that they were attempting to infect as much people as possible before kicking the bucket.
It was their mission that was given to them. In exchange, their relatives would be rewarded handsomely.
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the current timeline
>Dutch man develops symptom on the ship April 6, dies April 11
>his wife disembarks at St Helena April 24 along with 40 other people, dies April 26
Assuming a similar disease progression /timeline as her husband , she was likely symptomatic somewhere around April 20, so a 2 week incubation period from her husband’s disease onset
2 weeks after April 24, the day she disembarked and started super spreading her coof on flights and in airports, is tomorrow.
The Swiss guy and flight attendant could be the tip of the iceberg
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there's no outbreak, schizos
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>>534664533
Probably yeah I'm just waiting to see how much this actually blows up, they can't keep a lid on it for long.
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>>534664016
>would masking even do much of anything?
According to media? Yeah, they always said that droplets were blocked by n95s and were shilled until the end. Shitposting aside, I never masked except when obligatory like entering a medical center.
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>>534664533
If this was Covid everybody on the cruise ship would be sick or dead by now because Covid was stupid contagious. If they're all playing cards and relatively few of them are sick, then whatever. We might be alright
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Ok, the woman from the KML wasn't infected (you lied me!) but how bad was the boomer's wife to be kicked from the plane? Now one explains that either, you don't get kicked for a flu or simple vomit
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>>534664691
I don't think they'd ever come forward but I'd love to hear from the gate attendant or other people on the ship about why happened. They're oddly quiet those boomers
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is we gonna gets a hantavirus stimulus?
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>>534664168
6 MORE WEEKS
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>>534664777
>777
Checked and keked
We are all gonna win bigly at Buck Friendly's
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>>534664016
Masks do not work because nobody ever is consistent with them. All it takes is one distraction once across weeks.
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>>534664777
with those digits it sure seems so! Jackpot.
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>>534664768
Probably told to stfu or lose their jobs.
I work in a hospital and almost everything is covered by law so we can't say shit
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Remember lads, nothing ever happens. Stay safe, don't be gay, improve your health, and exercise.
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the rate of human to human transmission is basically nothing. there is zero chance of covid ii. stop wasting your damn time
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On one hand 33% of the USA dying sounds really shitty but think of the Covid stock gains. I got my Hantavirus portfolio and then its gonna bagger more bags than Santa Claus then I can buy TSLA at 200 and there will be a literal demand for Optimus bots then I can afford to buy some dead persons lake house for like 500K.
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>>534664777
>>534664777
>ID: Lt.Frog

Nice. Maybe even propitious.
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>>534664158
It's 4 next baker needs to update this.
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>>534664777
>that post
>those digits
sheeeeeeit nuggah we eating GOOD
reminder to register LLCs now so they’re up before the cutoff date for grifting business gibs
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>>534664777
Checked an rollin for da CERB paybents lik we had in da covid panemic
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>>534664016
The idea with masks is fundamentally that "you" never infect another person because you breathe/cough/sneeze into your mask, so all you don't become a vector for infection, which makes this all a fucking joke. Somebody just touching their eye and then a door handle is enough. Some old fuck sneezing with a mask wearing wrong is enough. In a world full of retards the only way to net get infected is everyone else playing by the book lmao. You are only safe if you barricade yourself at home.
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>>534664777
>ID
fugg
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Artfags. I think this hat could use an update.

>>534664168
I'll bake til morning shift wakes up.

>>534664104
>>534664533

argentina health ministry said he had few month road trip around the continent. Came in through Uruguay, then boarded his ship four days later. And that they will be collecting rodents from his route.
Didn't say if he passed through Buenos Aires, didn't say if he took a small plane to the south.
didn't say anything.
>>534664158
4. They are testing the german woman to see if she actually died of "pneumonia"
>>534664777
survivors will.
>>534664915
not confirmed, but highly suspect. German lady had pneumonia allegedly, but are testing for hanta they said. I''m sure they'll let us know before we get an update on Frenchie
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Please kill all the boomers for real this time.
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>>534664777
Checked digits, checked id, checked post. Based gain, anon.
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>>534664887
Oh shit, I didn't notice that. Yeah. Millions will die and we hantachads will inherit their wealth.
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>>534665053
So how does it transmit through humans?
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>>534664976
Masks are nothing but talismans for the common person.
I've seen even covid fanatic medical professionals wearing them low with their noses out. Or taking them on and off randomly. Reusing the same ones.
The reason TPTB insisted on them so much to the point of obsession, with no tolerance for disagreement whatsoever, is not because they "work" or could possibly ever work, but because they are the biggest and easiest psychological signal for perceived danger. They needed to be omnipresent to not let people relax at any time and constantly be on alert and slowly weakening mentally and physically
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On Twitter some people are starting to suspect these are some crisis actors
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is this shit legit or is it 2 more weeks
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>>534665193
I am praying this shit gets into India ASAP
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>>534665193
8 more weeks with the incubation time, kek. Check back when we're on HVG #272
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>>534663812
brocolli-coded :dead:
>>534663980
I believe in you Hanty-chan
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>>534665176
obviously viruses are fake. The governments and their power grabbing bullshit is not. Anons get it twisted, what (((they))) show you is mere goyim theatrics, what is happening behind the scenes is what they should be worried about, namely D.I.D and CBDC
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>>534665176
could you post the full photos in original res
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>>534665193
If it's true that the flight attendant was not sick of hantavirus, then it may be less serious than it seems. Spreadable human to human, but not insanely so. But we basically need more time to see who gets infected and how long the incubation period is. Right now, each reported infection changes the understanding by a lot, which means we're filling in huge blanks with speculation.
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>>534665311
Can you guys stop. There is nothing to "understand" or "reveal", this is not the first Andes outbreak. It's not a new variant.
Basing your perception of the matter on random news tidbits or 4cunt shitposting schizos instead of publicly available case studies is demented.
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>>534665150
Well the virus coats your upper and lower respiratory (throat to bottom of lungs), so anything coming out of mouth that it can attach to is my understanding. And of course any blood/vomit. I don't know about length of contact or if sweat would...But I'm going to assume so
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>>534665281
I can share the link...
https://x.com/CalcRiskAdv/status/2052501337535807507
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>>534665176
I'm all in for schizo theories but retards need to understand that things are only perfect in simulations. In a real scenario things are bound to be done wrong, like poorly fitted gloves, or wrong suit types. You think these people are experts on dealing with viruses and do it 24/7? Fuck no they must random medical center staff that were told to put on a suit and get to work.
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>>534665405
And don't vomit particles linger in the air too?
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>>534665400
Thank you Italy bro. Hope you are safe and trying to crack down on bullshit. Much love
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>>534665066
checked.
it begins.
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Leaf drawfag here, I drew another anon's AI generated design of Hanta-chan. I hope you like this one
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Texas. Maybe they live in the same apartment ebola guy was puking shitting crying ebola blood into the toilet pipe so now they can puke shit bleed hunta into the same pipe so one day a plumber can crack open world ending stew in there.
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>>534665565
Real art? Could it be?
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>>534665461
Thirdie cope
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>>534665565
Now we're talkin
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>>534664480
So change nothing, got it.
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>>534665607
Yeah, I don't generate AI slop but I do draw it if I like it so it's no longer AI.
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>>534665400
The "new" problem isn't necessarily the virus, but how immune systems have degraded due to a combination of the mRNA vax (immune-inhibition through IgG4 whenever there is a current or recent covid infection) plus covid reinfections (lymphopenia). A lot of what we used to be able to take for granted as a planet is maybe no longer so secure. For example, we have been getting "random" surges of pneumonia, fungal infections, and cancers, all various things the immune system used to be able to take care of somewhat but now works at reduced capacity worldwide.

Could this be a nothingburger? Absolutely. Nobody should be panicing just yet. Can we be sure it's a nothingburger? Also no, because you might not need a new viral variant to see a lot more damage than anyone is expecting.
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Anyone else investing in Pfizer right now?
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>>534665461
This is their job. The should know how to at least put on a suit. And besides that, they should want to not get infected themselves.
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>>534665699
What does this mean for me if I didn't get it? The gene therapy that I didn't get, I mean. The one I didn't bet while also not masking once.
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Don't hantavirus virons last a lot longer on surfaces, hence why old rat/mouse shit can transmit it to you? Doesn't that mean even an elevated case fatality might not ding the reproduction rate as much as other viruses because public/communal facilities the infected use can continue transmitting if unwashed even if they die? Places with poorer sanitation and more heavily used public bathrooms might see higher effective R0s than cleaner places. In short, expose india now
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>>534664244
I'd prefer it if it really was this fast and immediate. The whole 'weeks incubation period' thing while no one knows and better get the vaxx just to be safe goy is hella gay.
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>>534665565
cute
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>>534665699
No, you're wrong. Because the disease is plenty deadly with or without allegedly compromised immune systems.
But those won't magically get people infected from a virus unable to even reach them.
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>>534665400
There has been one (1) outbreak in a small village in Argentina. Can you really extrapolate how this virus will affect the jet set international boomer class?
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>>534663715
>total 25
WTF, it was like less than 10 yesterday?
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>>534663715
any cute Hanta-chan artwork yet
the Corona-chan art we got was good stuff
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>>534664777
we better
and it should be a minimum of 10k this time, 2k in this economy is basically nothing
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(You) retards did this with monkeypox.
It isn't the next thing. Dumb dumbs.
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>>534663715
>Deaths: 3

Wasn’t it four now?
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slowly building
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>>534663980
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>>534666111
retard
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>>534666010
The strain has been discovered in 1995 and ever since then there's been several "outbreaks". So small and insignificant they barely made local news. You can read about them online.
The 2018 Epuyen one is the only notable one, and well documented.
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>>534665400
You actually inspired me.
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>>534665463
as a former bartender of ten years. Yes. For awhile.
>there are particles.
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>>534665778
Hard to know. The problem is that Hantavirus kills through a "cytokine storm," which you can basically just think of as an immune overreaction. So, in theory, someone might think the IgG4 might actually help, the same way IgG4 does help prevent covid cytokine storms, the "protection from severe disease" you heard about over and over. However, in covid, that protection came at the cost of increased infection rates and reduced ability to clear/"get over" the virus.

How that will affect Hantavirus, nobody can tell you right now. Maybe nothing, maybe similar to covid. If you are unvaccinated then your personal susceptibility is equal to what it was before. If the vaxxed immune systems are better catchers and spreaders of the disease, though, then that means more exposure opportunities.

>>534665982
Like I said, the airline attendant not having hantavirus is good news that it is not as spreadable as the worst case scenario. However, mRNA vaccinated immune systems catch covid more often, and are infectious for longer. We know the Andes strain can transmit person-to-person, and if immune systems are weakened, that could very well increase transmission and reach many more people. However, to reiterate, because of the flight attendant I currently think it's unlikely.
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>>534664104
SOUNDS PRETTY FAKE AND GAY.
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>>534665692
Great job. I just want a version with Argentina panties. Is that so much to ask? Under the standard outfit, of course.
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>more threads than bodies
oh well
there's always waifus
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>>534666180
Kek
Based and SOVL
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>>534663715
CHANGE THE DEATH COUNT TO 4 IN NEXT THREAD
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>>534666110
>Wasn’t it four now?
Rumors say the last guy got resurrected as undead.
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it has reached ukraine and russia apparently. people are posting about it like crazy.
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>>534666204
>immune systems are weakened
Pretty sure covid in some form is still around and infected only the most dedicated of vaxxies, but wasn't one of covid defining genetic traits the tail of 33 0's? something about certain viruses able to attach to it? It's fuzzy but it was part of the theorycraft of possibilities in early cvg.
All previous cases were pre-vaxx... which were brutal with a standard immune system of the area. Maybe that's why we haven't SEEN A SINGLE PHOTO of these victims. Some of them are probably bleeding out the eyes with skin falling off.
...yea wait a tic. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VISUAL EVIDENCE OF ANY OF THIS? An airport WITH AFRICANS and not a single person filming ems services?
"OH SHIEET"
"TWERK ON DAH SHIEET BAEE!"
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>>534664464
Retards are just copy/pasting the same thing over and over and not updating anything.
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"Contact tracing expands internationally as a third patient tests positive in the Netherlands, the Andes virus is confirmed in two patients by South Africa's NICD, and the WHO reports 8 suspected and 5 confirmed cases across five countries".

Source: Wikipedia article on the hantavirus outbreak on the MV Hondius.
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>>534666527
Those assholes should have never been allowed to leave the ship. Where's a fucking Kraken when you need one?
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>>534666361
i still think she should be black just piss off the most people.
>especially the argentinians
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>>534666361
but incredible. for sure
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>>534666527
Lol, hopefully jewlensky and his whore wife bleed from their eyes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7YVPuGkNlY
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>>534666723
Bad news bro -
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>>534666180
The Epuyen outbreak resulted in only 34 cases and 11 confirmed deaths out of a population of 1900 people living in close proximity and attending social gatherings amongst themselves.
The El Bolsòn outbreak resulted in 20 infections out of a population of 15,000 at the time.
And these are places right next to the virus' animal reservoir.
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It's late and I'm drunk, but if I remember tomorrow I may have enough images now to make a LoRA for this version.
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>>534666204
I guess I just wont get it (the next vax)
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>>534666174
Yes, but all these were in tiny villages with poor people who dont travel internationally. These communities have very different social patterns than Western nations.
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>>534666527
No it hasn't.

That said, trenches with people in close quarters would be a great place for this style of disease to spread like crazy and get chances to mutate further
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>>534666863
Ok you might be right. It looks like it is not that contagious.
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>>534666966
Lol do you think the Ukrainian and Russian populations live in trenches? Most of the Frontline units are forced to defend for months on end until they are literally unable to from mental stress or their units being decimated from attrition.
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>>534666962
Follow your own logic to the inevitable conclusion.
If the virus failed to spread amongst a small close knit hypersocial hyperclose community beyond a few individuals, why would it succeed internationally among people with brief windows of exposure to one another outside of immediate family.
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>>534666830
I didn’t realize locals were protesting the arrival of the ship in the Canaries
thats pretty funny
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>>534667125
If they're that close to the virus origins they've probably developed better immunity over time than the rest of the world population
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>>534666863
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Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
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>>534664481
The "let them eat bootstraps" generation would never sacrifice their own lives so their relatives can have money.
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>>534667285
Kek. after this many years....the perfect picture for the pasta appears
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Arizona anon here. Apparently they're shutting down roads and isolating whoever is coming here
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>>534666111
Checked
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>>534663980
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Don't worry about it goyim. Schedule your next cruise line vacation.
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The amount of people I'm seeing that are mistaking THE Hanta virus with the current HantaANDV variant is honestly the most fucking terrifying thing happening this moment.
>and the rumors of it hitting the ukraine warzone? wtf?
>Any Vodkanon's wanna chime in on ongoings?
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>>534667499
In fact, I shall post some prime examples
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>>534667208
Now you're just saying random nonsense.
Immunity from what? Made up prior outbreaks with even higher CFR?
This is the absolute best the virus could do on an immunologically naive population playing on its own home field.

>>534667284
It doesn't matter if it's 3 million or 300 million, casualties will only grow linearly and not logarithmically with such a low R0
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>>534665767
This, if this keeps happening due to human error bullshit then we are all already dead(metaphorically). It renders the whole lockdown narrative entirely pointless when these are the "health professionals". They need better ops or better hires probably both.
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>>534667114
There are absolutely dense sectors in a couple areas, Konstantinivka, north of Pokrovsk, the regions near the Oskill. Plus rodents are a huge problem there
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>>534667499
>>and the rumors of it hitting the ukraine warzone? wtf?
even if frue:
>>534667114
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>>534667499
>The amount of people I'm seeing that are mistaking THE Hanta virus with the current HantaANDV variant is honestly the most fucking terrifying thing happening this moment.
this. never underestimate the normgroid scumfuck's ability to get every pertinent detail wrong and then act indignant when corrected.
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>>534667543
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>>534667575
They have nothing but the best African Queens working.
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Singapore is testing two people.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/singapore-tests-two-residents-hantavirus-after-cruise-outbreak-2026-05-08/
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>>534667497
>infected in Antarctica
Sure thing goofball
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>>534667554
>its own home field
not an advantage for viruses is my point nignog
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>>534667646
Its outside of rat shit but its probably a good idea to wipe your aluminum can drinks and avoid cereal for a while. On occasion they like the glue from packaging AD labels.
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>>534663715
The ship is docking in the canaries because apparently its the closest "safe port", despite having to sail up the entire southern atlantic passing thousands of miles of African coast, Brazil was also probably closer

Not a single port to dock into there?
It feels like the rapefugees we pick up right off the African coast and take to the "closest safe port"

This is so tiring
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>>534667633
checked and correct
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>>534663715
chlorine dioxide
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This seems like it's stalling out. Somebody go get infected and intentionally spread it please.
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>>534667554
over thousands of years and many generations, those that survived no matter how few would end up creating genetic resistance. even indirect resistance from living in the third world would improve their chances, their immune systems work that much harder all the time. the west, coming fresh off lockdowns just a couple years ago, is not in a good position. we don't have this hantavirus, our families were never exposed to it, and hantaviruses are rare as is. also add in the jabboid possibility where covid shots fucked peoples' immunity, and you have a very bad stage set.

this is all going to boil down to r0, the cfr is fixed unlike covid. it's not going to regress to some lower mean like today. covid started out at 30% cfr and high r0, but cooled down by the time it left china, and when it was global it had dropped to like 2% or so. now it's sub 1%. hanta eill not do that.

basically what I'm saying is, in 3ish weeks we'll have a good idea of how many people on the boat were infected, a week or two after that will show the plane and airport infections, then we can decide if this is a really horrifying proof of concept with exotic shitskin diseases or the next spanish flu (optimistically)
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>>534667633
Don't worry, their ignorance will be the death of them.
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>>534667605
That makes sense why I read "Told not to treat frontline" a few times. Don't want them coming back to population centers. A higher setting on the meatgrinder is the only change then.
>>534667633
It's as if the FIRST thing they see/hear/read(?)...glaze over while scrolling is CEMENTED. The Media is using this technique when bringing it up I'm noticing
>"The Hanta virus, a disease normally spread by mouse droppings, has been found on a ship with only 2 people effected, rare strain may be involved"
>"THEY SAID IT WAS SPREAD BY MOUSE DROPPINGS!"
>"But it's the rare strai..."
>"THEY SAID "MAY" DIPSHIT"
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>>534663715
it was made in a lab.
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>>534663715
Nothingburger confirmed.
https://bsky.app/profile/sailorrooscout.bsky.social/post/3ml7nc4o2rc2y

>inb4 furfag
You mean the virologist that constantly HUMILIATED /cvg/ every single day for an entire year?
Yeah, I'm thinking, go back to your cagie, wagie. You're still going to work tomorrow.
Don't worry, though, I'm sure Red Deer will be real this time.
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>>534667342
At this point boomers are overdue to burn in hell. They've spent they're lives like fucking maggots in bacon and can't even go out without causing the plague. At least the Dutch index patients suffered horribly, there is some solace in that
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>>534667554
>low r0
Lets assume it is a low r0...like what...2? That seems to be the low estimate of uncontained, right?
So does long incubation and symptoms resembling the flu, during flu season, until it's too late, and most people not believing virus are real anymore, come into play for potential infectiousness? The human element can raise that r0, no?
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>>534667499
https://tass.ru/obschestvo/27342813
officials here claim this is only a Ukraine problem

I think we had news about hanta in frontlines like half a year ago, but that was mostly a european strain, no fucking clue what's going on now tho
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>>534665066
seems to be covid levels of transmission with black plague fatality tier for boomers based on current samples and age demographics through percentages
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>>534667986
Noted. I going to meme this dudes disease into oblivion, blame jews and spread mis info so people get relaxed, ha ha ha.
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>>534667708
>>534667864
It's an extremely rare relatively new disease, that only resurfaces once in a blue moon due to its local animal reservoir, just like the Asian and European Hantavirii.
The victims had no prior exposure.
They were modern day Argentineans and Chileans, not injuns isolated from the rest of the world for 30 thousand years.

>>534668067
it's below one. Outside of two major social gatherings with extreme close proximity it barely was able to spread.
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>>534667986
How did the air hostess get it then?
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>>534667986
>inb4
i dismissed you at the bluesky link
then the 1pbtid
then i stopped reading and didnt hover over your wall of text
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>>534668160
Escribe bien, animal, no se te entendió una chingada
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>>534668226
Sucked a dirty cock perhaps?
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>>534667986
>furry opinion
kek, hope he gets it
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anyone else glad rfk is in charge rn
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>>534668360
what's bobby gon do
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>>534668192
Epuyén is Mapuche territory only fully conquered around the late 19th century.

But muh modern aryan Patagonia saaaar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupation_of_Araucan%C3%ADa
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What does it feel like to perish from hantavirus? Is it true patients exhibit rodent-like behaviours as the virus progresses?
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I can’t wait for this virus to kill all the foreigners in Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Please god grant me this one fucking pleasure!
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>>534668293
That's okay by me, it's going to be more fun to watch you retards run in circles until you eventually forget about it like Monkeypox.
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>>534664104
Why are all boomers like this? I
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4.2 INFECTIOUS PERIOD (NEW SECTION)

The infectious period for Andes virus is a critical parameter for defining valid exposures and guiding contact tracing. Available evidence indicates that transmission may occur:

- From 2 days prior to symptom onset, and

- Up to 5 days after onset of fever, with extended risk (up to 15 days) in high-risk exposure scenarios involving close contact or fluid exchange (Argentina Ministry of Health, 2025).

All exposure assessments must therefore be restricted to this defined transmission window to ensure epidemiological accuracy.


This shit is just getting worse and worse. Now they are admitting people are very infectious before even showing mild symptoms.
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>>534663715
What kind of horse medicine do I need to stock up on this time?
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>>534668340
Tell Mr.Putin to just nuke everything so we can get this kiked bulshit over with
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>>534668491
fist fight the virus retard
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>>534668360
>>534668491

The only thing that worries me is that anti-science quack. If there’s even the slightest chance this could turn into something serious, it's 1000% gonna be that dementia ridden boomer's fault.
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>>534668360
Sure, only because shit will hit the fan so much harder with the toilet licker in charge
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This is from trump's first term, during early corona in 2020. I just thought that was funny.
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>>534668636
Claim that ivermectin would still work
>>534667810
I got a good feeling about you. So I just ordered the two 4oz. Elaborate on methods?
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>>534668606
Monkeypox spread by homos being disgusting degens, most didn't take it that seriously. Spic revisionism.
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>>534668226
Not confirmed to be hantavirus. She's just "showing symptoms"
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>>534668626
repeat of what happened with covid basically
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>>534668606
>forget about it like Monkeypox
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>>534668606
monkeypox was primarily hyped by the media, until kids and dogs started catching it and they had to shut it down. we on /pol/ were celebrating the downfall of various degenerates to something no less than a curse of their own poor behavior. there is a huge difference between monkeypox, covid, and this
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>>534663715
It'll be over before (You) faggots settle on an official design for Hanta-chan
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>>534664480
>and spread the joy
to the indian populations that are everywhere now.
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>>534668514
Yes, none of the places with outbreaks were isolated but fully in contact with the rest of Argentina and Chile for centuries, thanks for confirming.
Are you gonna bring up traditional injun medicine or ancient aliens next to sustain your shitposting tirade
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>>534668626
>From 2 days prior to symptom onset
A S Y M P T O M A T I C
T R A N S M I S S I O N
>src pls
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>New suspected case of a British national reported in St Helena
picrel
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>>534665565
Good work.
Saved.
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when was the first recorded hantavirus death
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>>534665461
I don’t have enough context but I’m also trained to use those bunny suits with positive pressure. And taping is something they go over in training but the two times I’ve been on a scene where they were used (1 was a meth lab and the other was some explosives manufacturing scare) there was no tape. And when they break out those suits it is serious - you have 30 people there trained to use them and they only select two or three specialist hazmat guys to actually go in the hot zone. And still no tape when taking it that seriously. So I don’t think it’s enough to rule anything out
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>>534668606
>>534668985
>monkeypox
>august 2024
i bet you forgot about the avian flu from july 2024
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Will conservatards actually take this seriously this time or will they eat horse medication again for muh' freedoms again.
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>HantaVirus thread
>look inside
>ratfuckers
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It’s gonna be another poop-spread homosex disease isn’t it
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>>534668993
I swear it was gonna hit the water mains, then it turned into faggotpox...
Made like $600 on SIGA. Good times
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>UK government teams are working at pace to get medical support to all affected Overseas Territories. The Ministry of Defence has worked with UKHSA to provide vital diagnostic supplies, including PCR tests, which were delivered to Ascension Island via a military plane on 7 May.
>PCR tests
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/ukhsa-update-on-the-hantavirus-cruise-ship-outbreak
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>>534669032
>Are you gonna bring up traditional injun medicine or ancient aliens next to sustain your shitposting tirade
Are they poor "immunology naive" (lol) villagers or the aryan Latinx ubermensch that shit up /pol/ all day?
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>>534665692
would you mind putting the veins or whatever back? I liked the spooky look
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>>534669155
fuck off tranny
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>>534669155
my goal will be to spread as much chaos and unhappiness to you fucking libshits as much as possible
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UK Gov is requesting all Brits they repatriate (they’re sending a repatriation flight to Tenerife) to self-isolate for 45 (!) days
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>>534668626
source or you are a MASSIVE faggot for this
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>>534667633
TRUE NVKE
kill every kike master along their n*rmie slaves
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>>534669032
WAS AN INTL. AIRPORT GROUND ZERO FOR ANY OF THOSE OUTBREAKS?? THIS STRAIN HAS NEVER LEFT SOUTH AMERICA
You are comparing incomparable scenario's. You are a midwit.
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>>534668626
>>534669040
This is the source

https://www.nicd.ac.za/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Hantavirus-contact-SOP-V3.1.pdf
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>>534669042
"SUSPECTED CASE"
"UNCOMFIRMED"
"SHOWING SYMPTOMS"
Whelp, they're dancing around some very pertinent info.
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>>534669367
>its real
We are all going to die
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>>534669235
>>534665692
Wait a second, why is she white?, shouldn't she be black?, She's Argentinian after all.
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>>534669032
Objectively the Navajo were better at handling this than Argentina. They discovered the disease and had oral records of outbreaks, figured out the seasonal pattern for it, and told stories of burning stuff mice had been on
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>>534669317
>>534669367
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>>534668226
Not confirmed
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>>534664104
Boomers
This entire generation will cling to life, even if it means the sun has to set forever.
>They worked hard, after all
>The government just threw all that money out the window
One particularly disgusting Boomer actually wrote in all seriousness, “Young shoulders can certainly carry more; two hours at the gym every day is enough, after all”
They are spiteful, they are cynical, they are completely irresponsible, and they possess no “morals” beyond
>I WANT, I WANT, I WANT
In Friesen’s words: “My generation is so dishonest, it’s unbelievable”
So here we are, as young people, in a very clear situation of self-defense
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>>534669367
Thank you.

So it looks like if the fags catch it, it's especially over for them.
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>>534669464
well fuck me! that's one of my "fuckin panic right now" items confirmed. nice. what the nigger.
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>>534669160
hentaivirus
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>>534664777
>777
>LtFrogn1
blessed fren reply
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>>534669154
stoked that hantachan may end up with a color scheme similar to white lung flu from december 2023
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>>534663715
Are we all in agreement that we want lockdowns again because it's comfy as fuck?
This is pure hopium though and we know it, unfortunately this will go no where. I was I'm the first cvg threads too, I'm not a doubter out of malice, my heart says this fizzles out very soon.
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>>534668360
What if the virus hijacks the worn controlling his mind and thus hijacks RFK himself?
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>>534669325
I already told you it's meaningless.
You could bus an infected to every single city in the world and aside from a few cases, it would still fizzle out in a month tops.
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>>534669670
if I'm lucky enough to receive the gift I'll spread it as far as I can for our sake, I promise
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I find it morbidly hilarious the media is dubbing that ship the Hanta Virus ship, like the faggots on board don't have a bad enough reputation being stuck there.
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>>534669713
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Tristan da Cunha and Saint Helena were relatively untouched by Covid only getting cases after vaccines were rolled out (lmao) so they’re really fucking up the last “safe havens” on earth.

Tristan da Cunha
>Pop:250

Saint Helena
>Pop: 4000

Poor little islands :(
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I am not getting your jewish vaccine, I know I won't HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
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>>534669714
>median 2.2 without intervention
>not biological constant
>Population susceptibility
So a population that has never seen this virus before (european, NA, Africa), has been thoroughly immunocomp'd, and high-risk uncontacted individuals are just roaming around, probably completely unaware of what they're carrying, will not effect the r0 in ANY WAY to you?
>i swear to god if you bring up individual hantavirus cases in those countries you're a fucking midwit
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>>534669670
You want comfy lockdowns, I want the elite faggots to perish as a result of losing control.
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I know... gay ass video, but there it is: connection between Epstein and the Gates, which has this fetish with population control, and before Covid was talking about pandemics and bioterrorism, etc.

https://youtu.be/CzgxEQz5ZqQ?si=87Itln6DO0yLZ8Ha
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>>534669367
furfag >>534667986 btfo'd
bwhahahah
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>>534669830
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>>534670023
You haven't read the paper. It only reached 2.12 because of 2 superspreader events prior to the people being aware of the risk. Otherwise transmission was virtually non existent. Median 1.19 is still generous.
>muh immunocompromisation
People on the ship are fine even after weeks of potential exposure
>muh air hostess
tested negative
>muh naive population
already addressed+local hantavirii
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Uhh guys? Hearing there’s a case that is under investigation of somebody that wasn’t even on a plane nor a cruise ship
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>>534670185
Source?
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>>534663715
nothing burger virus general
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>>534670185
oh that some spicey, sauce ?
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>>534670185
>doesn't post the details
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>12 min ago
KLM FLIGHT ATTENDANT TESTS NEGATIVE FOR HANTACHAN
https://www.rtl.nl/nieuws/binnenland/artikel/5599168/klm-stewardess-hantavirus-johannesburg
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>>534670296
bharat won
muslims lost
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>>534670296
False negatives will continue happening until morale improves
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>>534664777
We winning big LtFrog
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>>534670296
interesting
the article specifically mentions that this flight attendant was one of five people on the flight to have “intensive contact” with the now dead Dutch woman
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>>534670121
LMFAO >>534670296
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>>534670296
Its over
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>>534670213
wait a second
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>>534664296
Yeah pretty much. The Andes strain has been around for a while. If it was a world ender it would have accomplished that a long time ago. So unless it mutated to spread easier this shit will be forgotten in a couple news cycles just like the gay monkeypox thing.
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>I'm all in for schizo theories but retards need to understand that things are only perfect in simulations. In a real scenario things are bound to be done wrong, like poorly fitted gloves, or wrong suit types. You think these people are experts on dealing with viruses and do it 24/7? Fuck no they must random medical center staff that were told to put on a suit and get to work.

Bretti much
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>>534670296
>>534670349
>>534670371
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>>534663715
When will the new lockdowns begin?
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>>534670185
Now you're thinking with portals!
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>>534670296
No this cannot be happening. You promised WFH!!! You promised lock downs.
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>>534670522
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
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>>534670522
I promise you the truth and nothing more!
Good day sir!
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Now I feel empty inside. RIP. what a fucking waste of time, holy shit
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>>534670160
>It only reached 2.12 because of 2 superspreader events prior to the people being aware of the risk
What do you think is happening right now?
Would you consider Typhoid Widow a collapsing at peak infectiousness in the middle of an Airport superspreader event? What about her first flight? Or the second one she boarded? Would that be one event?
Would the World Cup be a superspreader event? like each game?
There was no prior information to any of this until a day after she died.
Also here's a breakdown from the patients perspective walking into the hospital with light symptoms for a test to confirm the virus. It's a doozy. This will take forever and if it is positive then ICU. This strains the hospital system especially if everyone thinks they now have it.
I'm curious at your absolute certainty with so many variable still at play.
>wait sec...couldn't they just use flu tests to see if NOT the flu?
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>>534663715
is hanta cute ?
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>>534663715
I'm not really worried. I know The Father of the Vaxx - daddy Trump will save me with Operation Warp Speed 2.0 and a new safe and very effect vaccine.
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>>534670522
>>534670576
>>534670349

Don't worry, you could still make it happen if you go eat rat shit, anono.
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>>534663715
>ANDES STRAIN
>OMG, passed from human piss fresh outta the pipes!!
Meh, it's the Chinese dam all over again.
If I still had Photoshop installed I'd probably shoop some silly graphics.
Enjoy your trash thread though.
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>>534670636
>KLM flight attendant tested negative
it's over, anon. go to sleep. I'm going to seethe until morning
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>>534670636
>>534670769
Yep, we're reaching Berniebro "this is how Hanta can STILL happen" levels of cope
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>it is the only known hantavirus capable of human-to-human transmission, usually through close, prolonged contact with infected bodily fluids
>close, prolonged contact with infected bodily fluids
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DANES GOING TO SAINT HELENA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US??!
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>>534670854
Your only hope is that faggots catch it, and even if they do, remember Monkeypox?
Me neither
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>>534670900
Oh shid
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>Flight attendant
I did say I had a funny feeling about that one. I figured she was trying to get out of work, or a branch covidian.
>FRENCHIE
Guess it hinges on this fucker?
>>534670769
g'night!
>>534670849
>I am once again asking you to suspend your belief
>No refunds
here's my last outlandish cope. It's more than fair after entertaining my happeningfag self.
A South African airport janitor cleaned up infected vomit. What happened to that wastebag? Was it:
a) Get thrown into a rat infested dumpster
b) Eaten
c) Sold
d) Properly disposed of within biohazard compliance.
>>534669830
>4(you)
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Insider here. Don't forget that hanta has an incubation of up to 8 weeks. Keep your eyes peeled for the Worldcup :)
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>>534663746
Welcome back Gary
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>>534670900
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bros, imagine you move to this fucking place, pop 250 to get away from globohomo
and then this shit drops in your town
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>>534670900
are you baking or I?
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>>534671282
You can bake burger bro you’re doing a great job buddy, proud of you.
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>>534670296
Was she symptomatic or not?
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>>534671325
fuck a burger sounds awesome right now.
>Tak, ikke Norge
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>>534671191
Ok what if Hantavirus is actually an alien remotely activated bioweapon like the black goo from X-files and that janitor is an alien hybrid and then they're bringing back smallpox with the aid of bees and all this will be revealed later today by the White House
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>>534671282
Hey OP don't forget to include
>>534670296
>Cases: 9
>Negative: 1
next thread
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>>534670769
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>>534671282
why even bother
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>>534670296
we had others testing negative too iirc, could be a false negative. hopefully they don't just release her, keep her under observation for a while and run the tests again
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>>534663715
the NEETS will inherit the earth
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>>534664016
People's goo from their lungs can land in your eye or ear. Went to the Kroger very early on when COVID was just discussed here and nowhere on mainstream except overseas. I wore ear plugs and giant clear goggles and long sleeves and rubber gloves. I told my partner at check out you go do it so there's not as much exposure. Older guy in line mouth flew wide open when he saw me. Like something life changing flashed before his eyes. Weeks later it started getting out in the US. Wonder if he ever thought about that crazy person with all the ppe at the store and how they knew. I still laugh about it.
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some fat bitch thinks she avoided hanta by triple masking, so it's 120% over.
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>>534671425
I was just about to mention that. No one will care about the hentaivirus tomorrow because they'll all be reading the ayypdfs. At first I thought people were trolling but I'm starting to think it's real.
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>>534664104
The saddest thing in the fake environment we have built is make it so that the best birdwatching is at the giant mountain of shit we discard. We deserve all that is coming out way and then some.
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>>534671693
>only one
huh
who are the fucking rest, guys?
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>>534671795

>>534671795

>>534671795
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Weird

I create Covid because I wanted a vacation in my last months of school.

Now

The world is trying to create a pandemic even though it’s not going to happen
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None of this was happening until we flew around the moon and came back. Perhaps some of those weird rocks flying by left a package back behind the moon.
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>>534671847
It's more likely than the bullshit that's coming out of the WHO and the CDC.
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>>534671729
from the alien sources I have, all governments on earth are universally on the side of the evil aliens
so it won't be anything helpful or good

I am completely demoralized. and the fact that I am demoralized over the lack of a pandemic means I too am evil, I'm just worst at the game.
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>>534671787
It's AI slop retard.
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>>534664777

>Lieutenant Frog

>777
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>>534664691
>Ok, the woman from the KML wasn't infected
Wait do you have a source? That's literally world-saving news if so. Turns it from infecting people in less than 30 minutes to possibly not infecting anyone in a packed plane while coughing your lungs out.
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>>534671693
>Thankyou Patsy, now lets hear from Dr, Bill Quack McDuck at the CDC, and the ships captain, Semin Boatman reaching us via satellite from quarantine zone 33 in Deathville island.



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